I just bought this book.. Funny as hell and hit those skinny women right in the fuckin gut. .

Now I dont hate the skinny women.. just read the articles...

Skinny Women Are Evil
Rated BG14+ (BIG Girls over size 14): Some material may be inappropriate for women under dress size 14. If you're easily offended, stop reading here
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Does.. this picture rawk of ME.

Ms Hlu you need to email me back....

I AM BACK.....



Let me give a shout out to MY girl Mrs. Hlu. * big smile* Did you get my email Mrs.Hlu? Wink... to everybody else on My friends area..

Write More later..

9:30pm
Think: If I fall asleep by 10 o'clock, I will get exactly 7.5 hours of sleep.

9:31pm
Think: Man, am I tired! I worked all day and I barely slept last night! I'm exhausted! I should fall right to sleep!

9:33pm
Lay down in bed. Kiss significant other good night. Close eyes tightly. When significant other is snoring gently, realize that you're wide-awake.

9:40pm
Think: That's OK. I'll just count sheep. Begin counting sheep. Get to almost 102 before you realize that you are not even somewhat drowsy. Picture all 102 sheep mangled by a rabid coyote.

9:53pm
Get up and go to the bathroom. Pour yourself three little cups of Nyquil. Down them like shots of tequila. Go back to bed feeling smug.

10:01pm
Think: Those should kick in in about 15 minutes.

10:30pm
Think: Holy shit! I'm still awake!

10:31pm
Roll over and glare at significant other. Think: He has no trouble falling asleep. He doesn't care that I can't sleep and I have to get up at 5:30 in the morning. He is a SELFISH BASTARD. Stare at significant other and seethe.

11:04pm
Realize that seething at significant other will not make him wake up and talk to you. Yank the pillow out from under his head instead. Glare when he just rolls over and smacks his lips peacefully. Mumble: Selfish bastard doesn't deserve a pillow.

11:10pm
Wonder if you should wake him up pretending to hear a prowler. Nix that idea when you realize that he'll just wake up long enough to look for the prowler, then go right back to sleep.

11:41pm
Realize that the solution to all your problems is located in the orgasm of technology dubbed 'your computer.' Go downstairs and surf a little. Bring up google and type in: Cures for Insomnia. Come up with such ideas as: 'warm milk and soft music.'

12:04am
Warm up a glass of milk and listen to soft music. Drink the entire glass of milk and practice deep breathing techniques. Quickly realize that it isn't working. In a fit of fury, stand up and scream: WHY GOD, WHY? WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN MEEEEEE?? In your fit of rage, throw the empty glass of milk at the ceiling.

12:15am
Think: If I fall asleep in the next 15 minutes, I can still get 5 hours of sleep. All is not lost. Go back to bed.

12:32am
Think: You are getting sleeeeeppppy. You are getting sleeeeeppppy. You are asleep! Open your eyes. You are awake.

1:12am
Close your eyes tightly and breathe deeply. Smack your lips peacefully. Avoid panic by thinking: See? I'm sleeping now! I really am sleeping now! I'm in a deeeeeeeppp sleep.

1:32am
Decide to quit living a lie. You were NOT asleep. God hates you, remember?

1:41am
Think: If I fall asleep in by 2am, I can get 3.5 hours of sleep.

2:11am
Lay in bed dejected.

2:20am
In a fit of desperation, wake up your significant other by screaming: OH MY GOD, I HEAR A PROWLER!

2:28am
Significant other gets up to go look for imagined prowler. Finds no one. Reassures you that all the doors are locked. Lays down and falls immediately back to sleep. Selfish Bastard.

2:30am
Think: If I fall asleep by 3, I can get 2.5 hours of sleep.

2:38am
Decide you need to clip your toenails. Get up and go clip them over the toilet unlike gross, selfish, sleeping-like-a-baby significant other who piles them up on the nightstand. Clip quickly and viciously. When you're done, break down in tears. You can never get them even.

2:51am
Think: Maybe I can call of work? Nix that idea when you remember that you're broke.

3:01am
Start feeling very drowsy. Almost doze off completely before you realize you have to pee. Try to ignore it. Then remember the old childhood fear of wetting your bed. Get up and go to the bathroom. Lie back down in bed and realize that once again, you're wide-awake. Damn google and that milk to everlasting Hell.

3:22am
Get inane pop song stuck in your head. Think: Someone has to pay.

3:30am
Consider getting up and reeking havoc on a couple of fan sites. Realize that you're much, much too lazy. Instead, lie in bed and continue to seethe.

3:50am
Think: If I fall asleep in 10 minutes, I can still get 1.5 hours of sleep.

4:30am
Stare and clock and drool. Feel hopeless and dejected.

5:12am
Doze of into the most blissful sleep you've ever had.

5:30am
Piercing alarm goes off waking you from the heavenly state of sleep. Rip it out of the wall and throw it across the room. Significant other wakes up to ask you what is wrong. Say: What do you care, you selfish bastard? Ignore his confused, fully rested stare as you grudgingly get ready for work. Wonder briefly if you can sue Nyquil for this. Vow to never drink warm milk again.

I bought 30.00 worth of candy.. and all that candi will be gone on Hallow Eves.. Or.. I seriously lose it with my weight...

I refuse to show anybody pictures of me between the age of 12-15 \ The phase of Michael Jackson.. I have pictures of me with my first jerry curl and with my beat it shirt & my red vinyle zipper jacket ( which I have still to this day)...

Why, did I say this..Im thumbing over thousand's and thousand's of pictures of me and my family in 20 big square 1980's tupperware bowls..

Hahaha..

Political Bullshit... - I will not pay visa..
I'm a webmistress and I refuse to pay Visa $750 for being a webmaster + 375.00 a year.. READ VISA BULLSHIT
1. Visa all by themselves make about 700million dollar yearly off of credit card charges | they have small percentage of charge back.
2. The only reason they are doing this is because of Sept 11- hitting visa in the pockets because a lot people are not using there visa cards a much.
3. Visa's just being like everyone else... paranoid and greedy.

VISA CAN KISS MY ROYAL BLACK ASS... I will have to figure out something different..

I am now wireless... Yay!! My laptop loves ME...


Modern Technically is the best..


Muhahaha.. I can hold all my slaves by the balls even more...


Eeeevil Mistress...

Santa UPS man drop off alot of boxes today... I am jumping around like a happy sick domme.. Laptop will be wireless in about 20mins. I can do some website work in the bed..Like I really want too..

I finished four loads of laundry that I had piled up in my closet. It's good that I have a big ass laundry room, or else I probably wouldn't have been able to swim in dirty laundry. I'm not sure how I ever let it get this way.. In an effort to forbid my laziness from taking over (for the time being only), I cleaned the rest of my offic. I'll be content enough with this for the remaining minutes of my evening. My evening... Euhff.. my day... Normal. To my surprise, I did not encounter any extremely ignorant people today. I sigh with relief. O0o. This will not last long at all. I will buy be having human furnature boy to do some major houshold cleaning.

All the bitches love me because they know that I can fuck up weak human mind..

I MISS ALL YOU LJers.. I hope some you dont delete me.. I just been under the attack of making websites, buying stuff for my house,training new slaves and getting sick off and on from my son and the little gnomes in his Kinder class.. I havent forgot any of my lovly LJer (Bajema, Odissa,hlu,serialkiller - my kickass girls on LJ) and everybody else that is on my friends list.



Oh.. no bad guilt if some you did delete me.. Its all cool..