I weep for humanity. |
[Feb. 19th, 2005|01:30 am] |
I never thought the day would come when lazy, antisocial fatasses addicted to everquest could order pizza delivery through the game, but now i really wish it hadn't.
ugh. |
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Boondocks on cosby: |
[Feb. 8th, 2005|03:58 pm] |
damn, i am still hoping this goes away :/
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Senator says breast implant make women healthier, film at 11. |
[Feb. 8th, 2005|03:42 pm] |
The post apparently caught senator-doctor Tom Coburn advocating the health benefits of breast implants for women:
Weird Science
Speaking of doctors, physician-Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.), a new member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, was at last week's meeting on a bill restricting class-action suits. "You know," he said, "I immediately thought about silicone breast implants and the legal wrangling and the class-action suits off that.
"And I thought I would just share with you what science says today about silicone breast implants. If you have them, you're healthier than if you don't. That is what the ultimate science shows. . . . In fact, there's no science that shows that silicone breast implants are detrimental and, in fact, they make you healthier."
If by healthier he means "more men drooling at your chest", then ok, i guess :/ |
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google > * |
[Feb. 8th, 2005|11:08 am] |
google maps and google local are amazing. especially the interface for the maps. |
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Yes, it's true: Cosby put his pudding pop deep into her jell-o |
[Jan. 29th, 2005|01:55 am] |
[ | mood |
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| | wheezing | ] | I was hoping that there wasn't anything to these sex allegations about The Cos, but apparently the police think otherwise :/
ABC News: New Developments in Cosby Fondling Investigation Source: Investigators Conclude There Was Sexual Contact, Dispute Over Consent
Bill Cosby always makes room for jello, and by jello we mean hoes! (AP Graphics)
Jan. 27, 2005 — Investigators probing the sexual misconduct allegations made against Bill Cosby by a former Temple University employee have concluded there was sexual contact between the entertainer and the woman, but they are trying to determine whether it was consensual, a source close to the investigation has told ABC News.
Cosby met voluntarily with law enforcement officials Wednesday at a location outside Pennsylvania. A 31-year-old woman has accused Cosby, 67, of giving her a pill that rendered her semiconscious and fondling her at his Cheltenham Township, Pa., mansion early last year. Cosby has denied the allegations, his attorney called them "preposterous" and "bizarre."
Damn, that's too bad, because for a while last year, cosby was fucking bringing it. |
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the snowiest time of the year in the snowiest part of the country |
[Jan. 23rd, 2005|12:47 pm] |
[ | mood |
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When even buses have a hard time getting around in the snow, i'd wish people would take that hint from god and stay the fuck home. |
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Dear New York City, |
[Jan. 22nd, 2005|02:42 am] |
[ | music |
| | whfs.com - The cure | ] | You want to secede? Fine- good luck with that. We hated wasting millions of taxpayer dollars subsidizing your shittacular school system and your homeless drug addicts anyway.
Signed, -Upstate New York |
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:( |
[Jan. 14th, 2005|01:41 am] |
[ | mood |
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more on gmu.edu |
[Jan. 13th, 2005|12:25 pm] |
[ | mood |
| | peeved at everything | ] | So apparently, Mason was storing all of its id card photos, student id numbers, SSNs and other sensitive personal information on a single windows box.
wp.com: George Mason Officials Investigate Hacking Incident
On Tuesday, the university handed over the hacked computer -- a Windows 2000 server -- to the Fairfax County Police Department. The police and the FBI were running forensic tests, looking for electronic clues to the hacker's identity. GMU is only the latest campus to be hit by a hacker. In the past two years, similar attacks occurred at the University of Georgia, the University of Texas at Austin, the University of Missouri at Kansas City, the University of California at San Diego, and the University of California at Berkeley.
Way. To. Fucking. Go.
True, that box could have been rooted if it was running something else, but damn if that isn't just... asking for it. |
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People Die. |
[Dec. 29th, 2004|10:35 am] |
People die. It's the facts. So there, I said it, now you can relax. How's my mom? Pretty bad. You asked and now I bet you wish you never had.
People die, la de da. It gives the day a certain je ne sais quoi. Soyou grieve for a spell; and you do the wake, you wish the family well.
People die. There they go! You cannot say I did not tell you so.
Someday we'll be old and we'll read obituary pages like the sports. We'll see an old friend's name and will it hurt? Well yeah, of course, then we'll sigh. And we'll dig up the crosswords, 'cause people die. People die; it's the truth.
You can't be weird, you can't be too aloof. But it's weird! Folks get freaked and the confidential memos all get leaked. People die. What I say?
You tell yourself you're with it come what may. Someday we'll be old and we'll do funerals, like, every single day; we'll see the children laughing and we'll think how you wore shades 'cause you won't cry. Then you go hit the white zin, 'cause people die. Believe it or not, I'm trying to cheer you up, and I can see it's not succeeding. Nobody here's got what you're needing.
You're standing at the station and you don't know what's inside: Here's your ticket, now ride.
-- 'People Die', Travis Morrison
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
[Dec. 29th, 2004|10:20 am] |
Jerry Orbach Dead at 69
Dec 29, 2004 9:36 am US/Eastern (1010 WINS) (NEW YORK) 1010 WINS has learned that "Law and Order" star Jerry Orbach has died of prostate cancer at the age of 69. His manager, Robert Malcolm confirmed Orbach's death this morning.
i guess i won't be seeing his new show :/ |
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if i ever bastardized a christmas carol, it would look a lot like this: |
[Dec. 24th, 2004|12:32 pm] |
[ | mood |
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merry christmas, y'all- tupac's back! |
[Dec. 24th, 2004|11:40 am] |
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| | i wish i was listening to the new tupac cd! | ] | CNN.com: Late Tupac Shakur back at No. 1
LOS ANGELES, California (Billboard) -- Late rapper Tupac Shakur grabbed his third posthumous U.S. chart-topper on Wednesday as "Loyal to the Game" entered the Billboard 200 at No. 1.
The Amaru/Interscope set, featuring contributions by the likes of Eminem, Nate Dogg and Jadakiss, sold 330,000 copies in the week ended December 19, according to Nielsen SoundScan. It becomes his fifth No. 1 on the tally.
Since his 1996 murder, Tupac's album sales have totaled more than 18 million units in the United States, with a career total of 24.4 million. His previous album, "Better Dayz," debuted in 2002 at No. 5 with 366,000 copies; it has sold 1.6 million to date.
bwahahaha... tupac's posthumous success never ceases to amuse me. |
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overheard. |
[Dec. 18th, 2004|10:29 pm] |
[ | mood |
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ugh. |
[Dec. 10th, 2004|06:01 pm] |
From sfgate.com:
I'd agree with the 66% who said that the us was devolving rapidly, especially after reading tuesday's article about schools in pennsylvania teaching creationism alongside darwinism. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2004|11:53 pm] |
long live the pixies! ;)
(more about that later) |
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sysadmin's prayer |
[Dec. 8th, 2004|10:06 am] |
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