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  2002.02.13  16.12


in_a_box


^-^
o.O
&_&
*_*
!_!
@_@
#_#
$_$
%_%


.......don't mind me.

 
 


 
  2002.02.13  15.56
which do you prefer...

skitzophrenia


dandelions or roses?



Mood: bored
Music: Pink :Don't Let Me Get Me:
 
 


 
  2002.02.11  23.59
WeiRdo

princezzang3l


*peeP*

*tweRp*


I've been a bit weird today...

 
 


 
  2002.02.11  21.00


melissabrazil


i got my license today!!! I'm soo happy! yey!



Mood: happy
 
 


 
  2002.02.10  21.58


lilacspheryeyne


Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: Why did Barbi get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q: What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.
Q: Did you hear about the generic form of Viagra?
A: It’s name is: "mycoxafloppin".
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"
Q: Whats the difference between a rooster and a hooker?
A: A rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

 
 


 
  2002.02.10  10.08
weeee

crapige


The liver, not the heart, is the sign of romance in northern Morocco. When a Moroccan girl falls in love she says, "Darling, you have stolen my liver."

The average person swallows 8 spiders a year.

There is a town in Texas called "Ding Dong."

Every queen named Jane has either been murdered, imprisoned, gone mad, died young, or been dethroned.

A cockroach can live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.

The ashes of the average cremated person weighs 9 pounds.

There are no words in the English language that rhyme with silver, orange, or month.



Mood: amused
Music: Edwin McCain - I'll Be
 
 


 
  2002.02.09  22.45
it's so ungood!

crazykiltman


well, snot. tried writing a serious poem. i hastily splooged this:
( splooge. ew. )



Mood: cynical
Music: hell march
 
 


 
  2002.02.09  22.38
ow my head hurts

skitzophrenia


i have a headache. I get them all the time. my mom eventually took me to the doctor for it, once, like half a year ago, and you know what the doctor told me? I raise my eyebrows too often and it creates a strain, or something. she said something about stress, too, but mostly it's just my eyebrows. lol. my eyebrows are always raised. they're up right now. I don't know why, it's a reflex thing. I don't know how they cause headaches, though. it's not like I have this cellulite filled forehead that's hard to hold up. I have a neat forehead. there are no wrinkles or grand canyons on it or anything. just my eyebrows. ^_^

headache.

I'm strange.

thank you, and goodnight. ^_^



Mood: amused
Music: Dope
 
 


 
  2002.02.09  01.02
kings among cabbages

crazykiltman


one day, in the Kingdom of the Cabbages, there lived a subservient little cabbage peon. because he was squeamish, he was susceptible to the Princess Cabbage's tauntings and did her biddings. he didn't like this; so, he ran away to the Land of the Carrots and lived happily ever after. the end

record surplus: it's the last record store.



Mood: BEmused
Music: Rape Me - Nirvana ...........foo'!
 
 


 
  2002.02.08  21.23
Hello ^_^

lilacspheryeyne


ahh i'm bored.
entertain me?



Mood: blank
 
 


 
  2002.02.08  15.08
nummy

skitzophrenia


mmmm

chocolate chip cookies.

I'm not a Martha Stewart person, I can't build a bed out of candle wax and I don't use my leftover pop bottles to fix my creaking bedroom door.

but I like making chocolate chip cookies.

gooey, melting, nummy chocolate chip cookies.

mmmm



Mood: hungry
Music: Blessid Union of Souls :I believe:
 
 


 
  2002.02.08  11.29
WELL?

it123


How many people are in College here?



Mood: working
Music: No doubt
 
 


 
  2002.02.07  11.16
lulapalooza

it123


Hello everybody my teeth will hurt later. Fuckin Orthodontist.
Well thats about it so as always Peace, Love, and Nukes.



Mood: hungry
Music: Garbage
 
 


 
  2002.02.06  23.57
my sister's cat needs a bath

crazykiltman


it's funny when people think they're cussing when they say "scheisse".



Mood: mellow
Music: some metally metal song
 
 


 
  2002.02.07  00.39
.yo.

baconbits


hey, im new.. i needed a place to just spill things out at any random moment. not big entries, but just medium to small sized ones..

i bought my boyfriend Slayer tickets for x-mas, tonite he went to the concert.. i just called him on his cell, and the concert had just finished, and he sounded so happy and he said it was "fucking a!" :) yay!! you dont know how happy that makes me *big smiles*



Mood: cheerful
Music: elliott smith +needle in the hay+
 
 


 
  2002.02.06  16.20


in_a_box


i like ebay. ebay is my friend.

 
 


 
  2002.02.06  09.19


emilydmb33


no school for me today. i decided i wanted to stay home. but do you know what sucks more than ANYTHING?! is that my MOM and SISTER both decided to stay home too. jeez....this sucks bad.....

 
 


 
  2002.02.06  02.49
oh, you know....oatmeal

crazykiltman


( warning: funny expletives )



Mood: amused
Music: Sucking Camel's Ass
 
 


 
  2002.02.05  23.23
suckers

crazykiltman


When you write copy you have the right to
copyright the copy you write,
if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over,
you must right your copy.
If you write religious services you write rite,
and have the right to copyright the rite you write.

Very conservative people write right copy,
and have the right to copyright the right copy they write.
A right wing cleric would write right rite,
and has the right to copyright the right rite
he has the right to write.
His editor has the job of making the right rite copy
right before the copyright can be right.

Should Thom Wright decide to write right rite,
then Wright would write right rite,
which Wright has the right to copyright.
Duplicating that rite would copy Wright right rite,
and violate copyright,
which Wright would have the right to right.

Right?

Copyright 1991 Shelley Herman S.P.E.B.S.Q.S.A.,
Whittier Chapter.
If you wish to copy or write this,
be certain to copy right the copyright



Mood: amused
Music: Hell March
 
 


 
  2002.02.05  15.20


bubbleboi


Wanna Be My Lover?



Mood: bouncy
Music: La Bouche-Wanna Be My Lover
 
 


 
  2002.02.04  19.09
nutsola? that's dumb

crazykiltman


well, i've edited and added a bit here.

and i created another thingy here, part of which will interest a character by the name of Angie.

and there'll be more when i have more (oh, what's the word? oh yeah) caring.



Mood: accomplished
Music: battery - metallica
 
 


 
  2002.02.04  20.44
a valentine's day poem from us to you :)

skitzophrenia


roses are red
violets are blue
i'm skitzophrenic
so am i!
me too!

::disclaimer:: I am not actually skitzophrenic. in fact, i don't even spell it right. it's supposed to be spelled schitzophrenia. i just think the word has a nice ring to it. i am really a very normal, average girl. don't listen to anything i say to the contrary - the voices made me say it.

don't you hate it when you want Coca Cola and instead you get the dreaded Pepsi? It's so bland and tasteless! hmm...that brings me to the age-old question...Coke or Pepsi?



Mood: bored
Music: Custom :Hey Mister: (this is a FUNNY song!)
 
 


 
  2002.02.04  17.06
GAH!

crazykiltman


nutsola. it seems some people thought that drawing i posted was by me. HA! no way. oh well. i'll show my comparative drawing later. when, i get it up.

right now, the computer's being mean what with a general protection fault and a few low system resources errors.

when that happens, i'll replace the bad scans with new, better ones. AND PICTURES OF ME! hurrah!

oh yeah, and some guy named charlie was over here. whoever he is.

( HOLY FREAKING....AUGH! GOD SMEGGING... )

 
 


 
  2002.02.04  16.14
My LuNcH...

princezzang3l


Arby's curly fries rock the world..
...that's why it's tilted.



Mood: weird
Music:
 
 


 
  2002.02.04  01.31
curse the 'moo

crazykiltman


i've been reinspired by Mikmoo. the guy's a freaking drawing god.



i guess, truthfully, the real inspiration is i want to prove myself - to show that i'm not a faux artist. the guy's so damn good, though. it makes me feel drawing-retarded.



Mood: depressed
Music: silence!
 
 


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