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loki_bear's LiveJournal:
| Monday, March 4th, 2002 | |||
| 8:30 am | Not sure how I feel about this...coulda been worse.  | ||
| Thursday, February 28th, 2002 | |||
| 2:38 pm | Heh heh heh ..... A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi a few months ago. So she sends him this care package. He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park. Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his bestfriend's privates. After a few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce." | ||
| Wednesday, February 13th, 2002 | |||
| 10:51 am | |||
| Thursday, February 7th, 2002 | |||
| 2:11 pm | OMG...I'll give you a lot of money to come over here and kick me in the face. C'mon...for me? | ||
| Wednesday, January 30th, 2002 | |||
| 11:18 am | fire fire fire | ||
| 11:08 am |
You are a beautiful person, in a wistful kind of way. If you could, you would spend all your time daydreaming and writing poetry. You are a tragic beauty.
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| Tuesday, January 29th, 2002 | |||
| 11:49 am | |||
| Thursday, January 10th, 2002 | |||
| 8:16 am | 27....Oh boy Welcome to adulthood. *blarg* 27 sounds so old, thought it really isn't that bad. Maybe it's that I *feel* so old. No matter, I'm happy, healthy, gain-fully employed and going to school, things are good...even if I am an old fart ;) | ||
| Wednesday, December 12th, 2001 | |||
| 1:24 pm | Pet Peeve #71 When people walk up behind you at your desk and either a) try to scare you or b) look at what you are typing.....holy God does THAT piss me off, not in a funny, playful way, but in a "run, run now before I get up and slash your throat" kinda way. | ||
| 11:14 am | This is my vote for hottest girl under 25 alive  | ||
| Monday, December 10th, 2001 | |||
| 12:28 pm | Sweeeeeeeet
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| Friday, December 7th, 2001 | |||
| 11:47 am | Holy Mother of.... That's it....STOP THE WORLD! I WANNA GET OFF!!!!! Can i get another shot? And 12 wings, please? Thanks. | ||
| Tuesday, December 4th, 2001 | |||
| 12:01 pm | At least I'm keepin it real  | ||
| 11:59 am | awwwwe~
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| Friday, November 30th, 2001 | |||
| 1:47 pm | Pet Peeve #38 You talk to an old friend, you haven't seen them in forever...they insist that you MUST get together soon. You invite them over, they have no car, you offer to go and pick them up after work. They talk of always being hungry and never having any food and needing to talk. You stay up the night before, you cook dinner that you can warm up for them, you clean the house, you pull out pictures that they "just have to see"... Miraculously, several hours before time to pick them up, you get the email with the frowny face in the subject line. They cannot make it. It was their idea to begin, you, like a retard, go out of your way for them. Then....you remember...they *always* cancel on you....oh yeah! (slaps self on the forehead) | ||
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| Thursday, November 29th, 2001 | |||
| 12:40 pm | Sometimes, people's selfishness simply floors me. Not to mention any names, but did you know that if you do not ask a friend to be in your silly bridal party they will hate you for life? Wow...whatta revelation. This, too, does not help my inherant dislike for women. | ||
| Wednesday, November 28th, 2001 | |||
| 2:09 pm | I spend entirely too much time defending the actions of women only to have them repeatedly prove me wrong. It's just a lost cause. If all of Rome had just one neck! *scraaape* If I could just get this one, elementary message across to all you dames out there, it would be this... If you are emotionally, mentally, socially incapable of creating or maintaining a semi-productive and remotely mature relationship...with ANYONE, then do us all a favor...DON'T. Stay at home with your barbies and play with your fucking insensitive, emotionally degenerative little brat friends and save your filthy, selfish, immature, ill-driven, generic, fucked up trend-following, lack of individuality loser behavior for someone who enjoys it...sell your bullshit somewhere else, we're all booked up here. Oh...and by the way....your roots are showing >: () Thank you. Current Mood:  irateCurrent Music: Hack the heads off little girls and...hang em on my wall... | ||
| Friday, November 16th, 2001 | |||
| 5:43 pm | |||
| Monday, November 12th, 2001 | |||
| 12:37 pm | freaks...... Current Mood:  amused | ||
