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I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system...
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[29 Jun 2003|07:10pm] |
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well... i "was" all excited cause i had a few minutes to write here in my journal... lots to say... i even made a batch of my best mac-n-cheese... but somehow it hop'd off the desk and on to the floor and now i'm mad and now i dont feel like writing so fuck it!
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[24 Jun 2003|06:57pm] |
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oh for fucks sake! >:(
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[17 Jun 2003|12:30am] |
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new job... taking up all my time... this sucks.... must sleep...
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[27 May 2003|04:36am] |
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madness seeping into thought...
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[19 May 2003|02:32pm] |
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the president... our leader... george w bush, said these words:
"there is no word in french for entrepreneur"
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is he that ignorant?
ITS A FUCKING FRENCH WORD!!!!!!
i think we'd be better off with bugs bunny as our leader...
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[17 Apr 2003|08:39am] |
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there are great big cracks
in everything
to fix them would take forever
to make them bigger
only seconds
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[16 Apr 2003|12:54am] |
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damn!
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[10 Apr 2003|11:31am] |
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Heres a true story from the San Francisco News...
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch
and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in dis bag."
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he
began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call
the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America
and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in
line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising
from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that
she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America
deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo
deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested
a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
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[03 Apr 2003|03:46pm] |
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i read this and just had to pass it on to you all...
LOL
idiot #1:
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison
control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she
caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are
not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention
that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room
right away.
Idiot # 2
Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal
a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on the river, a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them surprised them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.
buahahahah!!!!
*falls over*
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[01 Apr 2003|07:33pm] |
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test drove the new lancer evo...
all i could do was drool!
18lbs of boost stock
i think he said 8.8:1 compression...
amazing machine!
rally ready off the showroom floor...
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[31 Mar 2003|12:27am] |
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I amHastur!
The Unspeakable One is the master of those who seek to unveil the mysteries of death. It is through meditation upon the Yellow Sign that the devotee of Hastur seeks transcendence to the city-realm of dim Carcosa. Through a complex series of visualizations that expand the aspirants void-consciousness, the final age will arise. Ruled by the ominous King in Yellow, a new stage of reality will come to fruition. Of the Olde Ones, Hastur is considered to be one of the most difficult to work with, his teachings being reserved exclusively for the Cthonian Adepts and Lords.
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[29 Mar 2003|03:25am] |
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I don't believe in germs. "Germs" is a plot made up so they could sell disinfectants and soaps!
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[26 Mar 2003|04:24pm] |
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You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and make
sure your partner can feel it! Done artfully,
it can be very satisfactory if he/she is into
you playing the dominant role!
What kind of kiss are you?
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hmmm... any volunteers for testing?
i've always been know for my sensual, passionate kisses...
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[18 Mar 2003|06:06pm] |
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okay yea! so i haven't posted @#$% in like forever... i know you all missed me very very very much... (place cricket chirps here)
i'll start writing more.
I promise!
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[11 Mar 2003|02:08pm] |
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I'M BORED!
someone instant messege me...
aim: lazy menace
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