Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin... and Damnation

A heavy thunder breaks the deep lethargy within your head....


...causing you to upstart suddenly, like a person who by force is awakened. Before you stands an enormous gate with an inscription that reads:

"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."

Welcome to the Dante's Inferno Hell Test. This test, sponsored by the 4degreez.com community (the fine people who brought you the famous Personality Disorder Test), is based on the description of Hell found in Dante's Divine Comedy. Answer the questions below as honestly as you can and discover your fate. Based on your answers, your purity will be judged and you will be banished to the appropriate level of hell. Abandon all hope.

After ten minutes this test will expire, so do not delay.

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Have you been attending religious worship lately? Yes
No
Have you been known to dress provocatively to attract the attention of the opposite sex? Yes
No
Do you own or plan to own a flashy sports car or an SUV? Yes
No
Have you suffered suicidal thoughts? Yes
No
Have you been in any physical fights in recent years? Yes
No
Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse? Yes
No
Do you believe in astrology, tarot cards, and fortune-telling? Yes
No
Do you donate time or money to charities? Yes
No
Are you often very depressed? Yes
No
Do you believe in God? Yes
No
Have you stolen anything from an employer or friend? Yes
No
Are you good at telling lies? Yes
No
Do you look at pornography? Yes
No
Do you often lose your temper? Yes
No
Do you consider food to be one of life's finer pleasures? Yes
No
Do you intentionally cause harm to yourself? Yes
No
Do you intentionally cause harm to others, or to animals? Yes
No
Do you tend to hoard your money and possessions? Yes
No
Are you loyal to your friends and family through good times and bad? Yes
No
Have you had sex or do you plan to have sex before marriage? Yes
No
Do you think science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding? Yes
No
Do you use God's name in vain (ex. "God damn it," "Oh my God")? Yes
No
Do you enjoy violent movies and video games? Yes
No
Have you been to a strip club? Yes
No
Do you read scripture? Yes
No
Do you like to "live large"? Yes
No
Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen? Yes
No
Have you ever attempted suicide? Yes
No
Do you give food or money to beggars? Yes
No
Do you believe it is your right to indulge yourself with every last dollar you earn? Yes
No
Have you recently done something that you've criticized others for doing? Yes
No
Have you ever visited or called a psychic? Yes
No
Do you repent for your sins? Yes
No
Do you love to shop for yourself, even when you don't need anything new? Yes
No
Do you consider living a virtuous life to be one of your top goals? Yes
No
Do you believe in an afterlife? Yes
No
Do you "hate" a lot of people? Yes
No
Have you ever taken pleasure in someone else's misery? Yes
No
Do you have any pagan religious beliefs? Yes
No
Have you ever lent money to someone and charged them interest or expected some "extra" in return? Yes
No
Have you ever engaged in oral or anal sex? Yes
No
Have you ever tricked someone into thinking you were someone whom you are not? Yes
No
Have you ever seduced someone, only to lose interest soon after? Yes
No
Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country? Yes
No
Do you eat at restaurants several times a week? Yes
No
Are you ever attracted to members of your same sex? Yes
No
Have you ever gotten someone drunk, tricked someone, or used some other underhanded means to try to initiate sexual activity for you or for a friend? Yes
No
Would you sooner go without sex than go without good-tasting food? Yes
No
Are you a "penny pincher"? Yes
No
Have you ever been sexually intimate with a member of your same sex? Yes
No
Do you hate yourself? Yes
No
Do you masturbate often? Yes
No
Have you ever intentionally given bad advice? Yes
No
Are you overweight? Yes
No
Think about some of the sinful or wrong things you've done in the past. Do you foresee yourself continuing to do these things? Yes
No
Do you make an effort to consume less resources (i.e. electicity, gasoline, plastic, glass, paper, etc.)? Yes
No
Could you picture yourself assassinating someone or ordering an assassination on someone if it meant that you would become very rich and powerful? Yes
No

True/False Questions

Through God, all things are possible. True
False
In war, the best idea is to bomb the hell out of the other country. True
False
People are poor because they deserve to be, and should be given no help. True
False
Morals are relative. True
False
It's okay to punch someone if they "have it coming." True
False
Religion is fiction. True
False
Some people, such as Nostradamus, are able to predict future events. True
False
It's okay to cut a family member out of your life if they have done something that you strongly disagree with. True
False
Rich men and women deserve every penny and should spend or save their wealth as they wish. True
False
It is acceptable to use false flattery to get ahead. True
False
Hammering away on scandals is a good way to damage those with whom you disagree politically. True
False
A pimp is a good thing to be. True
False
Fasting is a way of expressing religious conviction that you have chosen or would gladly choose. True
False
Some people just deserve to die. True
False
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Dante's Inferno Hell Test is based on Dante's Divine Comedy, written in the early 1300s by Dante Alighieri
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