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Teastaioinn cineal uaim
Teastaioinn cineal uaim - 'I want sex.'Horny little bugger, aren't you? You enjoy porn and being naked. Hell, you're probably naked right now. Both hands on the keyboard, you pervert!

Getting a bucket of Cold Stone Creamery ice cream after having hot sex.

Sitting up late on the puter, bored out of my mind. Anyone out there?

Excuse me while I whips dis out!

( So not worksafe )

My playtoy took some nekkid pics of me and I wanted to know if anyone wanted to see.




Poll #430515 Who wants to see my willy?
Open to: Friends, results viewable to: Friends

Who wants to see a pic of my tallywhacker?

Poly phrase: "I don't use primary/secondary terminology, since I don't see
my relationships as hierarchical."
English translation: "You're a secondary." ( The rest cut for your protection )

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are sensless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

Well, on Saturday I gave two weeks notice at my job. I finally got tired enough of the bullshit that I had to quit. But fortunately I have already paid next months rent, am over halfway to march's rent and will have plenty of money on my last paycheck to cover the rest and have money left over for food and stuff. The former executive chef of my work is getting another resturant started and wants me there, so I probably already have another job lined up as well.

I had to quite for my own sanity and health. If I stayed there I probably would have ended up getting loaded, using the stress of the job as my excuse. And I don't want that, so for my continued sobriety I have to leave there.

Change is a good thing.

If your last scene resulted in your homeowners insurance rates going up...
you might be an edge player

If the 911 operator knows you by your first name...
you might be ab edge player

If preparing a scene means taking a self defence course, spending three months with a personal trainer and having an on hand emt unit....
you might be an edge player

If you've ever been fined for discharging pyrotechnics without a permit during a scene...
you might be an edge player

If your sexual practices require that you know more about firearms than a navy seal...
you might be an edge player

If the other attendies at a dungeon stop their scenes to start a vegas style betting line on the outcome of yours...
you might be an edge player

Getting a brand new pair of 8 hole Dr. Marten's on clearance for $70.00.

Some selections from the best of craigslist:

MENS PERSONAL ADS COMPARED TO WOMENS

Dear Ex-Boyfriend, It's Boring To Stalk You Now

You know you're from SF when...

Top 10 reasons M4W isn't working out so great for me.

I just finished the first book in Neal Stephenson's Baroque cycle, Quicksilver. I just picked up the second book Confusion. This series is set in the Baroque era of Europe. It is an excellent historical novel, with intrigue and swashbuckling galore. Each book is a thousand pages, but when you reach the end of each book, you will beg for more.

To attempt to describe the story would take almost as many pages as the books themselves. Suffice to say, I highly recommend this series. You will find it in the science fiction section as the author has wrote a couple of science fiction novels and that is where this series ended up.

Read it now!

"They have there head so far up there ass, they can lick there esophagus!"

Seeing as we are always complimenting each other on our hotness..this set of guidelines was forwarded to me...thought it would give the hotties a chuckle...Feel free to comment on any/all that apply to you.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED
AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is
"VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED
COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED."

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY
ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY
REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID
GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL
DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes
"ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE
EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP
CHALLENGED."

10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's
"REAR CLEAVAGE."

If you and I were alone in my room right now, what would we be doing?
(Now post this in YOUR LJ, and see what people want do with you)

4 to be precise. If you want one, send me an email with an email address I can send the invite to.

since I posted some Foamy links, so here ya go:

Foamy Fanmail VI

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