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11.26.2001
(Evening)

I've been trying to lay off my rambling political tirades lately and leave the commentary to the professionals, but a couple of things have happened lately that I can't keep my mouth shut about.

First off, several days ago Ashcroft stepped in and tried to suspend an Oregon law that allowed doctor assisted suicide. Oregon voters passed this law by referendum not once but twice. But apparently Ashcroft knows better than that silly electorate. A court has since stepped in and overturned Ashcroft's edict, but I would think that there are more pressing matters that Ashcroft should paying attention to.

But I must say that I gained a bit of respect for Ashcroft when I saw this one today... I guess we've had about 1000 people detained since the attacks on September 11. Ashcroft is now saying that they are all charged or being held as material witnesses. I'm no lawyer, but this stinks just a bit to me. I was not aware that people could be legally held without being charged of a crime. But the thing that made me gain the respect for Ashcroft was his statement today that releasing a list of the detainees can not be done because it would violate their rights. Sorry, we can't release a list of people being illegally held by the federal government... That would violate their Civil Rights. It has to take some balls to say that with a straight face.

Then there's Bush complaining about human cloning, but I really don't want to touch that one, other to say that he should leave the science to the scientists. But that's just my opinion.

11.26.2001
(Evening)

I had a pretty good Thanksgiving. Chicago was fun, we made it up to Wisconsin to see the relatives. We watched the Packers play Detroit up there. Going into the game, I was very worried for the Pack. Not so much because I thought they actually would lose to Detroit, just because if by some fluke they did, the shame would be unbearable. But they took them down. If Chicago had played along and lost yesterday, they could be tied for first in the division now.

This Hunter S. Thompson book I'm reading right now is better than the last I read. It's a collection of his letters from the 60s through the 70s or so. The last one I read was a collection of his articles from this same period. So it's kind of cool to hear him talking about going on assignment here or there, and hear him write his agent bitching about the problems he's having selling the stories, even more so because I still remember the articles he's talking about.

But collections like this are very easy to put down for another book. I've been meaning to pick up a copy of one of Sarah Vowell's books for a while, and I figured that being in Chicago was as good an excuse as any to pick one up. I am enjoying it, but it's very short. I'll probably be done with it tonight. And with my habit of listening to This American Life archives all the time, I've actually heard several of these essays on the show before. But it is cool nonetheless. But if you're looking for a quick read, check out Take The Cannoli. Especially if you were in band... There's a nice essay at the beginning about music.

Oh, and I finally remembered to listen to an episode of This American Life on WBEZ while I was up in Chicago. It's a bit like going to see the Packers at Lambeau Field, only not nearly as cool.

Going house looking this weekend. This ought to be interesting. All I've seen so far are pictures on the website I've been checking out. I'm sure those are taken from the best possible angle, and I really don't know from a map what kind of neighborhood these houses are in, so I could be in for a rude awakening this weekend.

11.20.2001
(Evening)

Oh yeah... I almost forgot. I think I'm going to buy a house soon. I'm sure it's going to be a run-down shack, but I'll actually own a house I can beat up. I'll be able to play Aliens vs. Predator through my stereo at full volume, and I'll actually be able to tear the walls open and try to run speaker and network wire through the house. And I can finally get more X10 switches (Although I'll get them from somebody other than X10.com... Those ads have really gotten on my nerves).

But yeah... I was very surprised, but I actually was approved for a home loan. At a poor interest rate for now, but mostly because a bit of money I have was in savings bonds, and they don't show up on a credit report or anything. The mortgage guy I talked to said that two months from now, now that that money is in a savings account, I should be able to actually get the normal good-credit interest rate. Good credit? Good God... They don't know me very well, do they...

So I'm looking for a house. I'll be having a party out at the shack once I get moved in and everything. I'll keep you posted...

But I guess it's about time to watch 24 now. Have any of you been watching that? I'm really, really enjoying it so far... It's pretty damn good. But it's about to start now, so I'm going to get to that... Happy Thanksgiving all...

11.20.2001
(Evening)

I went to Fayetteville last weekend. Loads of fun. I saw two nights of Big Smith, I got to see Arkansas pull out a squeaker against Mississippi State at the new Razorback Stadium, and I stayed up far too late on both Friday and Saturday nights.

I'm heading off to Chicago this weekend for Thanksgiving. We'll be in Wisconsin Thursday night, but I need to figure out what I'm going to do with myself Friday and Saturday nights. Does anybody from chicago have any suggestions?

Well, I guess we're just about done with the Taliban as such over there in Afghanistan. I hear that there are a couple thousand foriegn Taliban troops surrounded in Konduz. The Northern Alliance says that they aren't going to let them out of the country.

This is me feeling sorry for those fuckers...

Well, there continues to be plenty of good stuff over at Matt Welch's site. A recent post linked to this story with no comment. I link to it as well... It's a lovely little piece on The Pursuit of Happiness. It comes highly recommended by me as well.

I've been running this site for a while now... I guess it's been about a year and a half now. I do this mainly to let old friends of mine know what I'm up to these days, and hopefully to get some people to watch Young Pups. (Hey, watch Episode 3...) Actually, looking at the stats, it looks like about 20 or 30 people a month at least start watching the shows. That's pretty cool. Of course, for all I know, it could just be web robots indexing the site, but I can dream...

Anyway, back to the point I was originally trying to make... There are a whole other class of webloggers out there. There are folks (like Matt Welch) who actually write for a living, and who do this as a hobby. I don't know why, but I just find that very cool. Hell, I rarely even read over a post before I upload it. (Which is why I end up with sentences that just don't make sense sometimes...)

Again, I don't know exactly what my point is. I guess it just brings me back to the days when I used to think that the internet was going to fundamentally change the way people live their lives. And I guess it has. I think I get more of my news through weblogs like Matt's than anywhere else. I listen to NPR in my car for the straight facts, which I think they do a fairly good job with, and then I check out the sites of interesting people for interesting comment.

What was my point again? Oh yeah... Big Smith Rocks. I'm going to head down to Arkansas for New Year's and catch them then.

11.16.2001
(Afternoon)

Woo hoo! Big Smith this weekend! See you in Fayetteville...

11.15.2001
(Morning)

Also, for your reading pleasure, an interview with Terry Gilliam. And I'll see you all in Fayetteville this weekend at Big Smith. Read Matt Welch's warblog. It rules.

11.15.2001
(Morning)

When the attacks first happened on the 11th, I was very worried about how Bush was going to handle the situation. I was very impressed at first, then as the conflict started to drag on, I started to worry about how the bombing was going to affect the view of the US in islamic countries. I was worried about aid shipments not being able to get through to refugees in Afghanistan.

But in the last three days, everything has just worked out perfectly. The Taliban is out of Kabul, word is that they're going down in Kandahar (hell, maybe they're out now... I was playing Aliens vs. Predator 2 all night last night), and even those Christian aid workers are free now. Hooray for us. We rule.

11.11.2001
(Evening)

I've been reading a fair amount of stuff about the war and international politics and such lately. I wish I had the ability to perform some sort of thoughtful analysis of These Trying Times, but dammit Jim, I'm an engineer, not a political columnist.

I do have a couple of stories to comment on, though...

I read this long-ass article on Osama bin Laden's possible motivations, and possible strategy. Scary stuff, although take it with a grain of salt. There's an excellent Plastic discussion about this article here.

I've been trying to read stuff from all kinds of points of view, but the Noam Chomsky "America is Evil" viewpoint pisses me off these days a lot more than it used to. I know we've done some bad in our past, but I haven't seen a whole lot done since 9/11 that I've disagreed with. I read this article recently from Counterpunch, a wacko left-wing site. The article actually makes the claim that America has now become a fascist state. Their evidence?

Armed National Guardsmen now stalk our airports, concrete barriers surround our government buildings, and the president's press secretary cautions our apologetic comedians (when they're not sports casting or sharing emotional moments with Dan Rather) to watch what they say.

Fuck off... Number 1: Armed National Guardsmen now stalk our airports... OK, I guess they do. I flew to Chicago last weekend, and I saw one national guardsman at each gate I was in. When they weren't looking bored, they were chatting with kids. I'm not sure how much extra safety they're actually providing, but I'm glad for whatever extra they can provide. I haven't seen them walking up to people and demanding their papers, haven't seen them harassing anybody, and never even caught them giving a second look to the middle-eastern looking people that I flew with.

Number 2: Concrete barriers surround our government buildings. Government buildings are targets. The Pentagon, the ultimate symbol of our military strength, has already been hit. Fuck, those barriers were there before the attacks on the 11th... Added security is in order.

I think it's the third point that pisses me off the most. I get tired of people crying "censorship" every time somebody in a position of authority frowns on unpopular speech. If the Bush administration had called for the FCC to pull ABC's license over Bill Maher's comments on Politically Incorrect, I'd be throwing a fit. But that wasn't what happened. Hell, some moron at the LA Times actually called for a constitutional amendment to make it illegal for advertisers to pull their ads if they don't agree with what is being said on the shows they support. Of course, these are not sane people calling for these sorts of laws, but I guess it takes all kinds...

In the somewhat more sane rooms of the left-wing, People for the American Way published a column called right-wing watch, where they pointed out attempts by the more conservative folks' attempts to capitalize on recent events. It's a bit easier to point out the silliness of others than to try to make a coherent point of your own (don't I know that...). Nevertheless, the silliness of others that they point out in that article is somewhat silly in many cases. Out of all the more liberal stuff I've read lately, that column was by far the most sane.

Speaking of insane, though... I used to highly recommend Robot Wisdom, another weblog run by a fella of the name of Jorn Barger. Even before the attacks, one of his big political causes was the Palestinians. Since the attacks, he's gone a bit over the top. He posts links to stories, and prefaces the link by saying things along the lines of "She's a Jew", or "secret Jew." I'm not going to claim that I know a damn thing about what's going on with Israel and the Palestinians. However, I think there are a lot of Palestinians who hate all the Jews, and a lot of Jews who hate all the Arabs, and I think that those folks on both sides are the reason that their situation isn't being resolved. And I don't think that people like Jorn are doing anything helpful by cranking up the rhetoric. But again, what the fuck do I know...

Blah... But enough of me trying to make a coherent point (too late). I will point out the latest addition to the Go Here section over there on the left. Matt Welch's Warblog has become several-times-a-day required reading for me recently. He's a freelance writer in LA, and has one of the most balanced takes on what's going on these days that I've been able to find. Check him out if you get a chance.

11.08.2001
(Evening)

Well that was fun. My old, broken, shitty RCA DVD player has been sitting around for a while, and I was about to throw it away, so I decided to take it apart. I found a blown fuse on it and after some encouragement from my roommate, figured what the hell... We went down to Radio Shack and got what we assumed was the correct fuse. The old fuse wasn't in any sort of a connection that allowed it to be removed without snipping wires, but snip them we did, and we soldered the new fuse into place.

Now normally I'm rather nervous around electricity, but I truly expected the DVD player to come on when I plugged it in, so I didn't even hesitate when I went to insert the plug. As soon as the plug hit the contacts on the wall plate, a horrible buzzing/burning noise came from one of the boards on the player, and I jumped, pulling the plug away from the contacts. When we looked at the player, a resistor on one of the boards had made a nice black mark across one of the circuit boards.

So I guess I can declare that player officially dead. I wish I had a digital camera so I could take a picture of that board. It really is nice to look at. But it's time to play racquetball now.

11.07.2001
(Late)

Well, I at least made my quota for words today, but I remain several days behind. I hope to make up for some lost time this weekend. No plans, and I have a lot of coffee. I needed to write tonight, so I made a pot of coffee. Now I'm at that lovely state where I'm tired, yet I'm alert from the coffee. I guess that means it's time to go to bed.

I had decided that I didn't like a character in my book, but when I started the chapter where I had decided to kill him, he grew on me a bit. I think I'll have to re-work his introduction if I ever try to re-write this god-awful piece of crap, but I think I'll keep him around to do what I had planned on him doing from the beginning.

Did I mention this novel sucks? I can't write. But I want to be able, at least once, to work the fact that I wrote a novel into a conversation with a girl I don't know at a bar. Maybe a coffee shop would be a better idea. I wish I had a laptop. I'd love to head out to that cool little coffee house down on Westport tonight and drink Earl Grey tea and work on my novel. I would just be too damn cool.

Big Smith is in Fayetteville in a couple of weeks. I'm doing my best to resist, to stay back in Kansas City and not spend money, but my resolve is faltering. I bet I'll end up in town. Well, the last trip I took wasn't too expensive. Maybe I'll do the same thing I did last time. Load up a cooler with a 30 pack of Miller Lite, grab some cold cuts and a bunch of rolls, and eat and drink cheap for the weekend. Plus, I should be able to find a place to crash out in Fayetteville, so there will be no hotel this time around.

Dammit, why do those guys have to play so many shows... Hey guys, when are you heading back out to Lawrence?

11.07.2001
(Morning)

I almost forgot to mention that I saw my first print edition of The Onion this weekend. It was the Chicago local edition, and the "Picks" section chose the Steve Kimock Band shows as one of the shows to see this weekend. They had this review:

Although not household name himself, guitarist Steve Kimock has played with and impressed dozens of big names, most notably Jerry Garcia and Merl Saunders. Early last year, he formed the Steve Kimock Band, which gathers equally accomplished sidemen like drummer Rodney Holmes and guitarist Mitch Stein. The group's mixture of improvised jazz and slightly psychedelic rock (heard on its first CD, "Live From The West Coast") should appeal to Deadheads and regular folk alike.

Cool. I've certainly seen the Steve Kimock Band before early this year, but I guess that's about the time frame for the forming of this latest incarnation of the band after bassist Bobby Vega abruptly left before a gig. But I do like the current lineup. Hammond, the bassist certainly doesn't solo much, if at all. But I like how Mitch has kind of folded into the band. The early tour this spring I thought that Mitch was playing a bit to aggressively in places that it didn't belong, but he and Steve are playing off of each other quite well now.

Damn I need a copy of those shows...

11.07.2001
(Morning)

Michael Bloomberg was elected mayor of New York City last night. His first legislative initiative will be to mandate the implanting of direct brain-feeds of the Bloomberg information channel in the skulls of all New Yorkers.

Critics believe that this could cause heads to explode as the brains of New York citizens struggle to process the sheer volume of information being pumped directly into their cerebral cortex. Bloomberg shrugged off the criticism, commenting "Waste Management to Pay $457 Million to Settle Suit Over USA Waste Merger. Merrill to Sell Canadian Brokerage as O'Neal Scales Back Global Expansion."

11.06.2001
(Late)

OK, I couldn't go to bed without writing at least a bit more. And it is technically after midnight, so these words go on the 7th. (I never roll over the date on the web page until either I've gone to bed and woken up, or the sun comes up. So even though it's technically the 7th now, this update reads 11.06.2001 Late. I bet you didn't know that. Well, now you do.)

Ahem. As far as the novel goes, I'm now up to where I should have been on the first. But I still have a lot of catching up to do.

The original idea I had for the book doesn't seem to be working out, but I actually find that it may (possibly) be going somewhere new. We'll see. I have at least three characters that I actually like, and have ideas for at least two more that I haven't introduced just yet. I think I'm going to kill the rest.

I love this god-like power over life and death that I have as a novelist. I think that at some point in the novel I'm going to have all my ex-girlfriends show up, just so I can make them do stupid things that they would never do in real life. Now the only question is whether to use their real names. I guess it couldn't hurt since more than likely nobody is ever going to read this...

Decisions, decisions, decisions...

11.06.2001
(Night)

I think the severe weight dip can be explained by a combination of the fact that I didn't eat too much for the first couple of days I was home combined with weighing myself on my parents' scale, which reads consistently lower than my scale at home. I don't know which is more accurate, but that's beside the point.

I only managed to write another hundred words tonight. I'm going to have to do better than that tomorrow, but I'm taking the evening off. No TV, no This American Life, just writing and perhaps a 30 minute break for some racquetball. Now it is bedtime.

11.06.2001
(Evening)

I just shoveled October 2001 off to the archives, and realized that I've been running this site for a damn long time. It's been over a year since I've been making (at least somewhat) regular updates.

That's a lot of words. And the text on these pages has a more engaging narrative than my novel so far. How sad. But back to that...

I also noticed that I had put the Rabbit Blog, Heather Havrilesky's weblog in my "Stuff" section, where I put my own stuff, rather than the "Go Here" section, where I post links to consistently cool sites. My mistake. She is in the right section now.

I'm really going to write at least 100 words in the novel now before Band of Brothers comes on.

11.06.2001
(Evening)

As much as I did want to work on my novel, I did have to watch 24. I like it. I will definitely be watching more. But now to the novel.

Damn, I almost forgot I have to watch the last episode of Band of Brothers. Damn you television and your soothing glowing soothing warmth. Damn you to hell!

11.06.2001
(Evening)

Well it was a damn good weekend.

My flight got in to Chicago at around 7:30. We drove back to my parents' house, I got changed quickly and headed into Chicago for the first night of the Kimock show. I was surprised at how quickly I found the place, but I still missed the first couple of songs. No big deal. Friday nights show was pretty damn good, but they closed at 1:00. I went home and got some sleep.

Saturday was a beautiful day. It's the beginning of November in Chicago, yet I'm warm in a t-shirt. We wandered around downtown for a while, got an idea of how damn expensive housing is down there, and had a good lunch of ribs. We went over and saw The Man Who Wasn't There. I liked it, but want to see it again. I was expecting a bit more suspense in the movie, but it was interesting. Just about this guy whose life gets all screwed up. I think I will go see it when it starts here in KC.

After the movie, we headed back to my parents' place in Bartlett. After relaxing for an hour or so, I headed out to Saturday night's show.

I got there earlier this time, and they were giving out the will call tickets in the restaurant attached to the club. I noticed that the Arkansas vs. Ole' Miss game was on, with four minutes to go in the fourth quarter. So I figure I'll sit down and have a beer and watch the end of the game. Well, it was about 8:50 then, and Kimock was supposed to start at 9:00. Mississippi scores a touchdown to tie the game, and stops Arkansas' drive. The game goes into overtime.

Now the way college overtimes work is that one team gets the ball on their opponents 25 year line. There is no game clock, just a play clock. You get a series of downs to score, then your opponent gets a chance to match or beat what you did. Arkansas scores a touchdown, and nails the extra point. Mississippi answers back. Mississippi scores a touchdown. Arkansas answers back. Now, going into the third overtime, teams have to go for two after a touchdown. Arkansas scores and puts in the two point conversion. Mississippi does the same. In the fourth overtime, Arkansas manages to stuff Mississippi, and I believe they blocked the attempted field goal. Arkansas gets stopped, and miss their field goal, so we're going into a fifth overtime.

At this point, I'm starting to wonder if I'm missing the show... Just as the sixth overtime starts, I hear the opening notes of It's Up To You, easily my favorite song that they do. Arkansas scores their touchdown, and hits the two point conversion. Steve breaks out of the opening into a sweet guitar jam. Mississippi scores a touchdown and lines up for the two point conversion. Jermaine Petty stops Mississippi tight end Doug Ziegler two yards shy of the end zone. I loose a joyous cry, leave a message on the answering machine of a friend from college, and head in to the show and hear Steve wind the song back down.

What follows is the absolute best Steve Kimock Band show I've ever seen. They played all my favorites, and I absolutely need to find a copy that show. After the show, I take a shower and get to sleep.

Two hours later, I'm woken up by my parents. I drink a quick cup of coffee and we hit the road for Green Bay, Wisconsin. Three hours later, we're in town, parked, grilling Bratwurst and drinking a beer. We head into the stadium and I spend the next three hours watching a hell of a game, then I'm trying to sleep all the way back to Chicago, and in bed as soon as we get back.

We spent the afternoon Monday catching a Van Gogh/Gaugin exhibition at the Art Institute of Chicago. Very cool. But then I was on a plane heading back to Kansas City.

Then I wen to work today.

But look at all these words I'm wasting... I should be writing my novel. I'm way behind.

11.01.2001
(Night)

Well I'm already behind on my novel, but I have started. In order to write 50,000 words by the end of the month, I have to write just over 1600 words each day. Today, I wrote 895. So I am behind, but I think I'll have a lot of spare time this weekend. We'll see. It is horrible so far, and most likely will continue to be so. But that's all right... When I'm done, I can pick up chicks in coffee shops by telling them I'm a novelist.

Even though I ate a ton of halloween candy today, I for some reason lost about five pounds. That's just bizarre. But unfortunately, I'm spending the weekend with the folks, and I always eat way too much when I'm there. I will try to control myself this time... I'm very close to getting that tattoo.

But I give up on the book for now, and I am going to bed. Have a good weekend everybody, and see all you Chicagoans at Kimock Friday and Saturday night...

11.01.2001
(Morning)

We had exactly one trick-or-treater come by last night. I answered the door, apologized, then ran out to buy candy. No more came, so now I have about four pounds of candy that is going to completely blow my diet. Oh well...

I start my novel today. As soon as I get home from work, I'm going to be doing laundry and writing. I'll burn what I have to a CD tonight so I can bring it home to Chicago and continue while I'm out of town. If I can get a lot done this weekend, I might be able to make up for the fact that I have a very hard time staying up late these days.

I think I'm also going to make a point of making a pot of coffee every night when I get home. But I said I was going to make it in to work early today, and I need to get going if I want to do that.