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* Starting Time: *listens for the starter’s pistol”.
* Date: Not anymore, I’m married.
* Name On Birth Certificate: Alice (Note: I had it changed to Jerzy just recently)
* Nicknames: I don’t mind them, you can call me what you want as long as you don’t call me late for dinner.
* Birthday: Tuesday
* Home School: Yes. I was a sheltered child.
* Location: In front of PC
* E-mail(s): Why do you ask for it when you obviously already have it. You did send me this document.
* Eyes: Umm, well I only have one. It was a tragic playing card accident. We were playing UNO once and someone forgot to yell UNO when they were down to one card, someone caught it and it just escalated from there. It got REAL ugly.
* Hair: Since I mostly wear wigs it can be any color you want.
* Height: Depends which leg I’m standing on.
* Shoe Size: left is 11 and right is 6 1/2
* Brothers/Sisters: I know a few. I sometimes get lost when they speak in Ebonics but I usually manage pretty well.
* Who do you live with: Wife, cat, cat, fish.
* When is your bedtime: I can stay out all night; actually I prefer to stay out all night. Someone once told me that I look best when it’s dark, that the light is “not my friend” (silly giggle)
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
* Ever been so drunk you blacked out: Why? Are you planning to take advantage of me?
* Put a body part on fire for amusement: Not any of my own. Let’s change the subject.
* Been in a car accident: Not on purpose, umm….yea, that’s the ticket.
* Been hurt emotionally: I don’t understand the question.
* Kept a secret from everyone: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry bout that.
* Cried during a Movie: Old Yellerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
* Had a crush on a teacher: Yes. And remember I was home schooled!
* Been on stage: The world is a stage, too bad I’m just an extra.
* Cut your hair: No, but I do “cut the cheese” from time to time.
* Been sarcastic: Wow, that’s a GREAT question. I wish ALL the questions were this GREAT!
-----------------FAVORITES------------------
* Shampoo: Head and Shoulders. Because it’s head and shoulders above all else.
* Conditioner: It’s included
* Soap: Definitely not ZEST. That’s what mommy dearest used to wash my mouth out.
* Color: Black, wait that’s not a color. OK, white...umm…that’s not a color either. UGH!
* Day/Night: Read answer to “* When is your bedtime:”
* Summer/Winter: In summer I like the weather. In winter I like the snow.
* Cartoon Characters: One word: DO’H!
* Food: ERROR - ANSWER NOT LEGIBLE-
* Movie: Tell me if I’m wrong but Jackie Gleason in “Smokey and The Bandit”, the first one, has got to be one of the funniest characters in a movie ever.
* Ice Cream: Has to be cold.
* Subject: Literature.
----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
* Wearing: Black sox and a belt with a buckle that says “TEXAS”, that’s it.
* I'm feeling: Myself?
* Eating: My own words soon.
* Drinking: The elixir of life…BEEEER!
* Thinking 'bout: Is the iron on? I hope that guy at the car wash didn’t think I was a jerk. Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Where does to jam come from?
* Listening to: N/A
* watching: the world pass me by.
----------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
* Cried: Yes. I really really like ketchup with my fries!
* Worn a skirt: Please don’t tell my wife.
* Met someone new: Yea, there was this cool guy at the mall, he asked me if I like candy and then he said to meet him later behind the dumpsters. Too bad I had to go home early because I had diarrhea. Maybe I’ll meet him again someday.
* Cleaned your room: I don’t have a room to call my own . But I do get to clean the cats litter box so that makes me feel warm all over .
* Done laundry: Well how else am I going to get all that incriminating evidence off?
* Drove a car: Yes. A Ferrari, a Viper, a VW, and many others…aren’t video games wonderful?
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN------------------
* Yourself: I am therefore I am.
* Your friends: Well there is one named Fred that no one sees but me. He tells me to light fires.
* Santa Clause: Yes. But I don’t sit on their laps anymore. They got court orders to keep me away.
* Tooth Fairy: ERROR – ANSWER DELETED BY ADMIN FOR LANGUAGE
* Destiny/Fate: My destiny is to finish this survey, unless fate intervenes.
* Angels: I married one. Yea I know that’s so sweet of me to say that …maybe I’ll get some now.
* Ghosts: No. I used to but after watching the Scooby Doo movie I realized that they are only guys in masks.
* UFO's: I wish they would hurry up and take over. I’m sick of getting up everyday and not knowing if Kang or Kodos will be the next president. (The Simpsons fans know what I’m talking about)
---------------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
* Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Are you trying to get me in trouble with my wife?
* Like anyone: I love you all, it’s the little people that got me here and I wont forget them. Just make sure that they stay the hell out of my way!!!
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