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I pop my knuckles.  I have attention deficit.   I am social phobic.  I am chronically depressed.  I hate getting my hands wet.  I don't like peeling oranges.  I eat ice.  My breath smells.  I gag when I use the bathroom.  I flush before I finish peeing.  I brush my teeth in the shower.  I get a headache when I'm tired or hungry.  I don't know karate.  I am extremely shy.  I avoid the phone at all costs.  I quietly observe.  I despise people that say, "You're quiet," in an effort to get me to converse.  I hate the person and the action.  I will speak when spoken to.  I don't end sentences in prepositions, except for that one.  I don't care about the difference between itch and scratch.  I pay attention to the subjunctive.  Don't ask me if you're ugly, because I will tell you.  I cannot stand comic sans.  There isn't anything I won't say.  I masturbate frequently.  I am afraid of David Bowie.  I hate Yankees that call Southerners wimps in cold weather.  I am an INTP (description).  I have a 12 Monkeys tattoo.  Locker rooms excite me.  I resent my father for doing such things as following me with a videocamera while making me cry, cheering for the other team at my soccer games.  Sometimes I paint my toenails.  Sometimes my socks match my shirt.  I like bullnecks and jarheads.  I have soft hands.  I have no tolerance for pain or stress.  If tickled, I will punch, bite, maim, and dismember.  If you drag race on a public road, I hope you die and I will have no sympathy.  I like free markets.  I rarely swear.  I read magazines backwards.  I am left handed except when writing or eating with chopsticks.  I am not easily offended.  I like precum.  If you make fun of my athletic ability and I will make fun of your intelligence.  I hate girl rock and gangster rap.  I hate raggae and, more broadly, all music from the Caribbean.  I think German is an ugly language.  I am intuitive.  I apply standards and rules unilaterally.  I live to eliminate contradictions and inconsistencies.  I am consise and avoid redundancy.  I have a sarcastic sense of humor.  I will strongly resent being told I am wrong without merit.  I put two spaces after a period.  I hate people that are insistent on asking me, "What's wrong," when there's nothing wrong.  Some people can hear my Southern accent.  I am offended by bad dancing.  I hate it when people say, "I don't have a problem with gay people as long as they don't try to make me gay."  I am a dog person.  I hate poodles.  I respect merit not authority.  I will analyze something to complete exhaustion, at which point I will no longer care.  I appreciate men as one would a specimen of art.  I was once sent to the emergency room for severe constipation.  People that say, "I don't get angry, I get upset," are wrong.  If you have to defend yourself by pointing out the difference between being mean and being honest, you probably have it backwards.  I don't know how to change a flat tire.  I know the difference between discover and invent.  I screen anonymous replies to my journal.  Worker ants are female.  Pluto is a planet.