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| User: | kling_klang_bed (1289859) |
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| Cigarettes killed my father and raped my mother
Like Anne Frank On Steroids and Viagra |
| Name: | Blue Torpedo |
| Website: | Lethargy |
| Location: | Chicago, land of the hot dog, Illinois, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1981-03-17 |
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| AOL IM: |  Eisegarten (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| ICQ UIN: |  227554994 (Add User, Send Message) |
| Yahoo! ID: |  Geistimsturm (Add User, Send Message) |
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| Jabber: | | Mr. T don't like no jibber jabba! |
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| Bio: | Powered by:
 True industrial (www.punto-omega.net in this case)
 Vikings!
 Pirates!
 Fine pirate wenches!
And last but not least:
 Beef Jerky
 My lovely and talented assistant, Emalie Barko, the most passionate figure in the scene.
 Cesium 137 (www.cesium137.com), the best fucking electronic band on Earth, and good friends of mine and ISP.
And last but not least........
Boobies!!!!! No, I'm not sexist, but I marvel at the female form and character nonetheless!
Vote for the first act on my label (Initial Sequence Productions), Lethargy, at http://www.soundclick.com/bands/6/lethargymusic.htm. Might be a bit away from what people expect me to release, but it'll definitely keep you moving!
I also write for perhaps the best goth-industrial mag in North America, Comatose Rose. http://www.comatoserose.com/. Booya, suckas, I'm finally batting for the winning team after years of music journalism! ;-)
Well, I'm not a monkey. I think that is a good start. I'm actually part Dodge Dart and part Honey Comb.
Anywho, this is NOT and NEVER will be a private journal, I think that is the most vain, retarded display of limp wristedness on the planet. Friends only? Forget it! If you want to post nude pics (which would be utterly bizarre for someone to do on my humble and meager page), then feel free I suppose. As long as your arm hair isn't enough to cover the rolls in your neck and your gut doesn't cast an overbearing, almost Independance Day-esque shadow over your crotch. And be female, this is a wiener free page. Or minerals, those are quite sexy too. Hubba hubba!
Looking for juicy gossip from me and circumstances involving me and people who you don't know or even care about? "Oh,Jenny got in an accident with a toaster and now has a leg that is half as long as the other and a hooked hand she uses to drag herself along the floor" kind of stuff is not here. Well, look around at some other pages,it's all around. Mine is for all the goofy shit I think up when the power goes out and I'm home alone. Feel free to add me (I'll add back, just email me if you do so I know to add you) and feel free to grab one of the scolding hot doorknobs from the bag on your way out and pelt someone with it.
BTW, if you're a Future Popper, or someone who's whole life revolves around either elitist forums and shitty sanitized dancefloor versions of goth-industrial, this WILL offend you deeply. And thoroughly. ;-) |
| Memories: | 4 entries |
| Interests: | 150: aborted, alphaville, amalia rodrigues, and one, arcturus, art, beethoven, bella morte, berserker, black metal, blowjobs, boobies, c-tec, cenobita, cesium 137, clan of xymox, classical, cleen, controlled bleeding, covenant, cryptomnesia, cryptopsy, césaria Évora, das ich, death metal, deine lakaien, delerium, desade, deus ex machina, diabolic, diary of dreams, dissection, doom metal, dorcha, dosteovesky, ebm, emperor, emulators, ernst horn, evil's toy, exhumed, exotic women, fada, fektion fekler, fernando vianez, fictional, fields of the nephilim, final selection, flamenco, fleshgrind, forma tadre, frontline assembly, gangster rap, goldfrapp, goth rock, gridlock, haujobb, helium vola, hellsau, hmb, hocico, ice cube, industrial, isenngard, judas priest, juno reactor, kama sutra (the book), killing joke, king missile, la floa maldita, languages, leatherstrip, lethargy, livejournal, love like blood, love spirals downwards, ludacris, lush, lycia, madredeus, marizia, mayhem, melotron, mentallo and the fixer, metal, monstrum sepsis, moonspell, mtvhell.com, music journalism, my dying bride, napalm death, necrofix, nelly furtado, neurosis, newt, nietzche, nwa, obituary, old funker vogt, old gothic rock, old man's child, opera, opeth, outkast, paradise lost, penumbra, pirates, poetry, portugal, portuguese culture, portuguese history, possessed, post rock, powernoise, project pitchfork, public enemy, queensryche, remixing, robbie williams, rom hacks, rotting christ, rush, samael, septic flesh, sepultura, sex, shimri, shoegazer, sing sing, slowdive, soccer, software, stendal blast, strapping young lad, swamp terrorists, synthpop, synths, techno, terrorfakt, thyrfing, tonicha, trance, twelveth of never, unreal tournament, videogames, vikings, wumpscut, x marks the pedwalk, yeht mae, zyklon. [Modify yours] |
| Friends: | 706: View Friends . |
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| Account type: | Free Account |
