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Linzee208: tu es mon meilleur amie
dannie1215: neato burrito
dannie1215: i'm wearing a bra on my head
Linzee208: ou, je parle, ma mellieure amie
dannie1215: oui oui, haw haw, croissant
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[19 Apr 2002|11:48pm] |
the little girl across the street told me my face looked like "a rhinocerous heiny."
nice kid.
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[18 Apr 2002|06:38pm] |
My whole life is hanging on a thread
I'm the fly inside the spider's web
I'm looking to the future
I keep on glancing back
I prefer to rot
I don't want to pop
I worry about my great grandchildren
Living ten miles beneath the ground
I worry about their whole existence
The whole damn thing's in doubt
Back to zero, that's where we're going
Back to nothing, that's where we're heading
Straight to meltdown, that's where we're going
Back to zero, right now, right now
We're going nowhere
Right now, right now
Back to zero, that's where we're heading
Back to zero
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| mickey fuckin mouse. |
[17 Apr 2002|08:26pm] |
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well, i'm home. yo.
i have had virtually no sleep in the past six days. HELL YES.
anyhoo. if anyone cares, i can basically highlight my trip for you.
1. we hung out at MGM and went on the Aerosmith roller coaster thing twice. we spotted Todd McCulloch (basketball player) while we were waiting in line and Marta stalked him until she got his autograph.
2. our hotel had a big pool with a waterfall
3. there was a pickup truck convention going on across the street from the hotel, so it was like hick-central. it was awesome.
4. in the hotel, we were trying to see how many people we could fit in the elevator, and we had 19 in there...then we started going up, and stopped suddenly...and were stuck there, squashed in, for about 15 minutes while brian used the emergency call button and security people came and pried us out. i was happy.
5. we got in backstage disney, since we were marching in a big parade thing. and...i saw many disturbing things. everyone had their costumes off--most of the dancing swans were men, and chip and dale were smoking next to a trailer...DISNEY MAGIC MY ASS.
so yeah. we got home at 1:30/2 in the morning and had to come to school the next day. and right now i am going to sleep. or something. because i am dead.
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[11 Apr 2002|07:27pm] |
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i really have only one thing to say.
AT THIS TIME TOMORROW, I WILL BE IN DISNEY FUCKIN WORLD.
yes. anyhooo...
i get to rise at 3:30 tomorrow morning!! HOO-RAY!!! but i'm going to disney world so i couldn't really care less how early i have to get up.
BUT I WILL MISS YOU ALL DEARLY.
if you want me to bring you back a present (and you legitimately go to my school or i know you in person, sorry, i can't be bringing gifts for stalkers) then comment on this by like 9:30 tonight and i'll see what i can do. so far, i have to get things for...(and this is what they requested)
~corny; a tuft of goofy's hair
~emily; a leash with an invisible dog on it
~dennis; the epcot golf ball thing (i dunno how i'm gonna fit it on the plane, but i'll sure as hell try)
~shorny; i'm not sure yet, but i'll find something
lindsay; yet again, i'll find something suitable...maybe i'll rip off mickey's ear or something.
INDEED!!!! well, i'm off to start the piece-of-shit homework that i have to do by tuesday.
adios, adieu, many a goodbye...by the time i write again i'll probably be plenty sunburned and hopefully much more corrupted.
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[10 Apr 2002|08:28pm] |
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a day in the life, the beatles |
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today i sat on a desk and it snapped in half.
and forty people turned and laughed.
but...i am consoled!! because today we won our softball game, and...
IN 32 HOURS I'LL BE ON MY WAY TO DISNEY FUCKING WORLD!!!
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[09 Apr 2002|08:29pm] |
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today, after practice, i was getting in my mom's car. or attempting to. and apparently i was distracted because i opened the car door and the corner of it whacked me square in the forehead. and mr. michaels and others laughed at me. so now i have a HUGE black and blue lump which makes me resemble the offspring of a mutilated quasimodo when it mates with a unicorn with mad cow disease.
and then i came home and was putting my necklace back on after my shower and it snapped in half and all the beads flew in every direction, including into the toilet and down the drain.
when i came back, my dad went "HOLY FUCK!!! DID YOU GET HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BAT?!?!" and i had him convinced that i had been brutally beaten until dennis let on that i was lying.
maybe i'll just tell everyone that it was a skydiving accident.
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[08 Apr 2002|09:10pm] |
"Whenever my life gets me so down
I know I can go down
To where the music and the fun never ends.
As long as the music keeps playin'
Ya know what I'm sayin'
I know that I can find a friend...
Down at the Roundhouse!"
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[07 Apr 2002|08:45pm] |
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HA! he's giving the finger.
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[07 Apr 2002|07:09pm] |
I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
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[07 Apr 2002|11:06am] |
this morning we went out to breakfast.
I wasted eight quarters trying to get one of those stuffed animal things out of the crane machine (it was a sock puppet, that white dog with spots with a microphone from pets.com or whatever...I WANTED IT GODDAMMIT)
so my dad told me to try to stick my hand up the chute and just grab it.
and my entire arm got stuck
and everyone laughed and pointed.
it's gonna be a bad day.
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[07 Apr 2002|12:23am] |
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if you don't light my fire, then don't come around.
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[06 Apr 2002|12:05am] |
*the school nurse thinks my mom is a drug dealer
*my dad shaved off his beard
*i like ferrets
*mr. myers suddenly decided to like me
*i'm going to be in disney world in a week
*my grandma called my mom "the psycho-bitch from hell"
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| my life...is now complete. (warning: no disrespect meant to anyone) |
[04 Apr 2002|09:51pm] |
I am George Christ, brother of Jesus. Although a little on the bitter side, I still love my mom and take care of my environment. I am also notorious for running around wearing only socks on the weekends.
Take the What Jesus Would You Be? Quiz
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[04 Apr 2002|09:32pm] |
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NO, I AM NOT SICK.
"YOU LOOK PALE."
I ALWAYS FREAKIN LOOK PALE. I'M A FUCKIN SCOTTISH WELSH ENGLISH GERMAN IRISH AMERICAN INDIAN (don't ask, it appears great great grandaddy took a fancy to pocahontas) CASPAR-THE-GHOST FREAK.
SO STOP TELLING ME I LOOK WHITE AS A SHEET ARIIIGHT?!?!
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[03 Apr 2002|09:12pm] |
has anyone else seen the new Burger King commercial?
it's for the chicken whopper, I think....a cartoon...starts out with a guy sitting on a barn and all of a sudden all these chickens come marching over the hill clucking...
it's one of the funniest commercials I've ever seen!!!
and apparently no one else has seen it.
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[03 Apr 2002|08:29pm] |
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WHY THE FUCK DO I CARE ABOUT DROSOPHILIA FRUIT FLIES AND THEIR VESTIGIAL WINGS AND WHETHER OR NOT THEIR GENES ARE FUCKING HOMOZYGOUS OR RECESSIVE?!?!?!
fuck you, punnett square.
FUCK YOU GREGOR MENDEL I WISH YOU AND YOUR PENIS-BREATH PEA PLANTS HAD NEVER BEEN BORN!!!!!
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[03 Apr 2002|06:50pm] |
Corkles86: where are the desperate guys when you need them?
dannie1215: sitting at home playing star wars video games in their tighty-whities while eating mayonaisse with a spoon and waiting for a playboy bunny to land in their laps?
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[02 Apr 2002|03:58pm] |
I'm gonna fucking kill you, LJ.
As though my day could get any worse.
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[01 Apr 2002|11:44am] |
my cousin erin was over yesterday. she's like five or six or something. we were playing battleship.
erin: i sunk yo battleship!!
me: dammit. i mean...golly darn.
erin: ooooooh.
me: don't ever say that word. it's bad.
erin: what? dammit?
me: yes. bad word!!
erin: i'm telling mommmy.
me: no no no, no need for that.
erin: yes! *gets up*
me: *grabs her* no!
erin: let go of me. fucking cunt!!
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[01 Apr 2002|09:52am] |
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i'm not going back.
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| revelations. |
[31 Mar 2002|06:25pm] |
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merry easter.
of course I had to do many ultra-boring family sort of things today. and I got to catch up on my gossip.
cousins:
jackie--is a 13-year-old whore who is flunking out of the 8th grade
brian--is five months older than me and just told me today that he's bisexual but he didn't tell anyone else
tommy--is in love with a girl with an afro
jackie #2--is a stoner who peed on a sleeping bag
dana--got fired from hooter's because she broke up with her boss and just yesterday got her fake ID taken away from her
laura--is like 18 and engaged to a guy with a head that looks like a squashed potato
oh yeah, and adam just told my parents to fuck off!!!!! gotta love that kid. but not really.
and during "brunch" my mom and aunt linda almost got into a brawl because my mom dissed linda's easter bread. but no wonder aunt linda was irritable--she just got a boob job and she's got those things pushed so far up her neck it's a wonder she can even breathe, let alone bitch at my mom.
so it was an exciting day. But not really.
my sister drove me home from grandma's early. everyone else is probably still there gorging themselves with mashed potatoes and overnight buns.
and no one else is home to hang out with, so I'm gonna be forced to do homework. (aka rot my brain online)
12 days from now, I'll be in Disney World, harassing the mascots and puking my guts out on rides and getting viciously sunburned.
HELL yeah.
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[31 Mar 2002|10:24am] |
i have peeps, yes I do
they are yellow, pink, and blue
they want to go in the microwave
explosions, KAPOW! peeps are my fave
i hope that you got candy, big and small
happy easter, one and all!
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[31 Mar 2002|12:05am] |
theres a time and place for everything, for everyone
we can push with all our might but nothings gonna come
you can change your friends you place in life
you can change your mind
we can change the things we say
and do any time
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[30 Mar 2002|11:18pm] |
Just a small town girl
Living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere
A singer in a smoky room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
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[30 Mar 2002|12:08am] |
| You are Stupendous Man!You are simply amazing, whether you are battling your arch-nemesis Mom Lady, the nefarious Babysitter Girl, or the fiendish Annoying Girl. And you have absolutely nothing to do with mild-mannered Calvin.
Take the What Calvin are You? Quiz by contessina_2000@yahoo.com! |
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[29 Mar 2002|10:47pm] |
Lindsay bought me a sac of assorted nuts. And apparently no one wanted any.
We chewed ten pieces of gum
made a nature mix
harassed small children
drove to the movie store in janine's car, which happens to be the coolest car ever
saw a rascal
ran for our lives from a rabid dog and its owner
i rode around on my pretend scooter and we were gonna try going through the drive-thru at mcdonald's but weren't sure if they'd serve us or not, besides tommy o'donnell was working there at the time, so what can you expect...?
played with a bouncy ball and lindsay's wee brothers
ate pizza
and did stuff.
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[26 Mar 2002|01:07pm] |
dannie1215: of curse not.
dannie1215: *couse
dannie1215: *coure
dannie1215: *corse
Corkles86: *course*
dannie1215: COURSE, GODDAMMIT!!!!!
dannie1215: I KNEW THAT
Corkles86: *snicker*
dannie1215: GODFUCKING DAMMIT
Corkles86: of course you did..
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[26 Mar 2002|01:04pm] |
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why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
because he couldn't concentrate.
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[26 Mar 2002|10:53am] |
they CALL it a one-hour photo place.
is it ready 32 hours later?!
no.
"we're really backed up."
THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU CALL IT ONE-HOUR?!?!
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[26 Mar 2002|10:33am] |
*bring brrrrring*
me: hello?
frightening creepy woman-ladything: helloooooo.
me: um. yes. hello?
FCWL: hello!
me: hi?
FCWL: hello! Are Mr....Mr. or Mrs...hmmm....Mr. or Mrs. Mc...Mc...McQuee...McQueery home?
me: i think you have the wrong number.
FCWL: no no, I don't think I do.
me: sorry, nobody here by that name.
FCWL: are you sure?
me: look lady, I think I'd know if there was a McQueery here or not. Who is this?
FCWL: this is a courtesy call from the Foundation of Handicapped Persons.
me: oh it is, eh? HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT LYING TO ME?!
FCWL: erm.
me: NEVER CALL BACK EVER AGAIN, PENIS-BREATH (i got that one from E.T.) *hangup*
HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO PRONOUNCE MCGUIRE?! AYE?! AYYEEEEEEEE?!?!
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[23 Mar 2002|11:02pm] |
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i just ate a helluva lot of icing.
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| squirrels will die. |
[20 Mar 2002|05:43pm] |
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last night in the car my dad felt obligated to mock me.
first he started singing "SQUIRRELS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN...OHHH SQUIRRELS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"
and then as we pulled around a curve he went "VROOOOOOOOOM...AS THEY HIT 12 G'S!!! 350 SQUIRREL POWER!!!! LISTEN TO THOSE BABIES PURRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
stupid family.
one and a half fucking days, mother fucker.
i might get to go out to dinner tonight to "celebrate my sister's achievements."
i'm as a matter of fact considering gouging out both my eyes with a red hot poker.
it's rainy.
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| hey man--i WANT to run away and join the circus. |
[18 Mar 2002|08:48pm] |
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[18 Mar 2002|08:40pm] |
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GODDAMMIT.
I have a sneeze stuck in my nose.
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[18 Mar 2002|07:25pm] |
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*i just painted my TV orange
*we're baking cookies in math tomorrow
*my detention is in two days
*i hate homework
*i'm four seconds away from getting fed up and hacking off a lot of my hair
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