Fuck Cancun, I'm going to Ibiza!!!!!! Oh-my-god!!! Now I know why my cousin went there and like never came back, that place is TIIIIGGHHHTTT!!!! Its this island off of spain and it is seriously tight!! Like it ORIGINATED the foam party!!! It has the LARGEST club (it can hold up to 10,000 a night!!) and its near the beach, where all the english guys go...I am SOOO GOING THERE!! Ooo! And did I mention its like a gay boy capital over there?? Adorable! My mom's even been there dude, its like mandatory that I have to go!! Its like 85 every SINGLE day there too!! They had a special on like Vh1 or some shit about last week and just wow...tight..they play like all my kind of techno dance music, and like those people over there dont sleep cuz somethin special happens every night, so they like seriously pass out in the street from not sleeping or drunkenness on the beach to recover for a few hours and then get up and carry on..omi..oh! and theres this place called Manumission...well a club, and theres like a pool in the middle of it and its indoors, and its the one that hold 10,000 peeps, and theres like this whole dramtic show with contortionists(sp?),dancers, and acrobats, a bungyjumping Elvis.. everything!! And supposedly theres some like live sex show there too, wait...WAIT best part!!! There's a dj in the bathroom TOO!!! Like the girl that went down there to report on it was like...."and theres even a dj in the bathroom, and let me tell you, there were people gettin...DOWN in there!" Omigod I was rollin! OOooo Im so excited, Im so glad I get free airfare cuz a ticket to Spain is like...a lot, so yeaaaahhhhhhhh for me!!! OOoohh man, I gotta talk about these coconut cookies I made...dude..I dont know what happened, but they are DEADLY!! Everyove that ate em had explosive diahreea after! I dont know what HAPPENED, or what I did WRONG, but I followed the instructions dammit!! And I know, well at least I HOPE those cookies aren't suppost to do that, cuz thats just plain crazy!!! There was sooo much gas in our house, that if you lite a match there would probably be a big enough explosion to blow up China with...lol, seriously!! Has anyone seen the new ND video? Gwen is such a strange lil thing, but I love her!! O!! Ben and J.Lo are really hittin it!! I knew it!! I saw those Gigli pics, from off the set a few months ago and thought hmmm' he's awfully cozy!! AND then he was talkin about butts on movie house and he said Jlo had the best..haha! Its all comin together!! Alright I gotta put all this Ibiza info I found in here or ill print it & lose it b4 the day is through sooo..I'll be seein ya!!
Hey B, dont forget to take pictures of Ricky and stuff!!
Bar Guide
Last updated 12 July 2002
From the legendary Cafe Del Mar to Mambo, there's something to suit everyone. All the big clubs have pre-parties at the bars where you can pick up discount tickets for the clubs.
These are our 'must see' bars in Ibiza. If you want to recommend a bar that we haven't mentioned then leave your comments on the Message Board.
San Antonio
Mambo, Vara De Rey, San Antonio
Why? Now firmly established as THE pre-club bar on the sunset strip with the likes of Pete Tong, Erick Morillo and Roger Sanchez playing here on a regular basis.
Coastline, c/Cervantes 50, San Antonio
Home to the legendary Godskitchen pre-party with Fergie and still looking as fresh as it did last year.
Kanya, Calo des Moro, San Antonio
Why? With its own beach, swimming pool and close proximity to one of the best restaurants on the island, Kasbah, this place has everything you could ever need.
Cafe Del Mar, Vara De Rey, San Antonio
Why? Because it's legendary. Chill out and check the sunset.
Bar M, Avgda Dr Fleming, San Antonio
Why? It generally goes off there before Manumission and all big nights at Eden and Es Paradis.
Savanah, Vara De Rey, San Antonio
Why? Good food, good pre-parties and great meeting point.
Around The Island
Kumharas, Port Des Torrent
Why? If you are on a chill out tip, there is no place better on the San Antonio side of the island than Kumharas. A beautiful beach bar with ceramic seating and its very own pirate tower.
Bora Bora, Playa D'en Bossa
Why? The party never stops with the excellent DJ Gee. Excellent place to go after Space and top spot for sun bathing.
Sa Trincha , Salinas Beach
Why? The bar with one of the best DJs on the island situated on one of the best beaches in the world.
KM5, Ibiza - San Jose Road (KM5), San Jose
Why? One of the most amazing bars in the world. Impossible to find but worth it. Check out the garden with scatter cushions and hammocks for lounging in.
Ibiza Town
Rock Bar, c/Garijo 14, Ibiza Town
Why? Top celeb hangout, best place to go if you want to try and blag guest list places
Base Bar, c/Garijo, Ibiza Town
Situated next door to Rock Bar, this is a great place for a bit of star spotting if that's your thing.
K-ube, c/Garijo, Ibiza Town
Why? The new kid on the block that already houses Base and Rock Bar. K-ube is modern, slick and oh-so-chic..
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Clubber's Phrasebook
Last updated 25 July 2002
Did you ever long to be one of those smart arses that can order a meal in Spanish, then invite the waiter/waitress out to dinner the following night without a trace of your Blackburn accent to be heard? Then spice up your vocabulary with a few choice translations from BBCi Languages.
Dos cervezas, por favor.
Two beers, please.
¿La cuenta, por favor?
Can I have the bill, please?
Soy nuevo (m) en Ibiza / Soy nueva (f) en Ibiza.
I am an Ibiza virgin.
Llevo tres días sin dormir.
I haven't slept for 3 days.
¿Tiene algo para la diarrea?
Do you have anything for diarrhoea?
Me gasté mis últimos euros en una botella de agua en Privilege. ¿Me llevas a casa?
I spent my last Euros on a bottle of water in Privilege. Will you give me a lift home?
¿Quedamos en Bora Bora para un sandy shandy?
Do you fancy meeting up at Bora Bora for a sandy shandy?
¿Hay manera de ponerme en la lista de invitados?
Any chance of a place on the guestlist?
¿Me das tu número de teléfono?
Can I have your phone number?
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Beaches
Last updated 19 July 2002
Choosing the right beach should be no different from choosing which clubs you go to.
The best might not be on your doorstep but that's no excuse for not trying them out. There are some wonderful beaches that are well worth travelling to. Make the effort and reap the rewards.
These are our 'recommended' beaches in Ibiza. We're collecting the best beach stories for our site. Do you have a funny beach story to tell us? If so leave your comments on the Message Board.
Benirras
One of the most amazing places on the island. Inhabited by hippies and locals, Benirras is a cultural lightyear away from the likes of Playa D'en Bossa. The time to visit is at sunset as the hippies bang their drums as the sun goes down - a real Ibiza 'experience'. Steep and windy roads makes this place virtually impossible to get to without transport. If you have an aversion to B.O. and bongos then this place is not for you.
Playa de la Salinas
Playa de la Salinas is situated in the south of the island. This large white sandy beach is generally considered to be the trendiest beach on the island with a fine selection of bars and eateries. Sa Trincha has a bit of a reputation as the best beach bar on the island with DJ Jonathan supplying the beach beats for bathers. If visiting this beach please keep an open mind as the beach has its fair share of nudity. Anyone for volleyball?
Playa Des Cavallet
Situated on the south of the island Playa Des Cavallet is the island's official nudist beach. The beach is long and white with an array of dunes. The beach also has a good selection of water sports on offer plus a few good bars and restaurants. This is a big favourite for gay people.
Cala Salada
This is one of the island's smaller beaches situated in a cove on the East Side of the island. There is not a lot going on here but it is beautiful and quite peaceful. The beach is sandy with a few rocks around the shore.
Cala D'hort
Another small beach on the West of the island that has little to offer but it's beauty. From the beach there is a lovely view of the island Es Vedra, but apart from that all this has to offer is sand, sea and a sizzling sun. This is a great beach for chillin'.
Cala Jondal
This East Side beach is situated in a large bay with a long rocky and sandy bathing area. This is the place for relaxing during the day though there is life here after dark. There is a good range of seafood restaurants plus the occasional beach party. Make sure you spend at least one day here.
Playa D'en Bossa
If you fancy heading straight to the beach from Space this is the place for you as it is within stumbling distance. This is the longest sandy beach in Ibiza and home to Bora Bora. If you plan a visit try going on a Sunday.
Cala Conta
These highly recommended groups of beaches are on the West of the island. The great thing about Cala Conta is that there is a little bit of everything for everyone. The beaches are beautiful, the sea is popular with snorkelling fans, there are a selection of water sports on offer and a couple of descent bars too. What more could one ask for.
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7 Day Club Guide
Last updated 10 July 2002
Feeling overwhelmed by the sheer number of clubs on the island? Don't worry, we've trawled through the nights and pulled out some of the best clubs for you. See which one's you should be checking out below...
These are our 'must try' clubs in Ibiza. If you want to recommend a club that we haven't mentioned then leave your comments on the Message Board.
Sunday
Club: We Love... Sundays
Where: Space
When: Every Sunday
Website: www.space-ibiza.com
...and this year it's all about:
Trying to last for the whole 22 hours. Once again We Love try to win the award for best residents with Sasha, Steve Lawler, Layo & Bushwacka and Jason Bye playing alongside guests that include Tenaglia, Jeff Mills, Morillo, Tong, Garnier and Francois K.
Club: Judgement Sundays
Where: Eden
When: Every Sunday
Website: www.judgejules.net
...and this year it's all about:
Funky breaks. Yes this year, the backroom plays host to the best in breaks with Adam Freeland, Plump DJs and Stanton Warriors doing their thing. The main room residents for this year are Judge Jules, Anne Savage, Ferry Corsten and Mauro Picotto. Jules will also be swapping his back room house sets for some old skool business...
Monday
Club: Manumission
Where: Privilege
When: Every Monday
Website: www.manumission.com
...and this year it's all about:
Paradise. The Good Ship Manumission has sailed all the way to Ibiza and there it stayed. The production will be amazing as always with the addition of text message screens, so you can find your mates when you've lost them in the 10,000 strong crowd and the maze that is Privilege.
Club: Release Yourself
Where: Pacha
When: Every Monday
Website: www.rogersanchez.com
...and this year it's all about:
A new home. After such a successful first year on the island Relase Yourself moves to the suptuous surroundings of Pacha. Roger Sanchez puts in the long sets keeping it tough and funky, whilst the crowd add the glamour.
Club: Cocoon
Where: Amnesia
When: Every Monday
Website: www.cocoon.net
...and this year it's all about:
Techno. As ever Sven Vath returns to the island with an awesome line up that includes Richie Hawtin, Marco Carola and DJ Hell in the main room, while Funk D'Void, Felix Da Housecat, John Aquaviva and Phats & Small do their house music thing on the terrace. If you haven't been before you should definately check it this year!
Tuesday
Club: Garlands
Where: You'll have to find out!
When: Every Tuesday
Website: www.garlandsonline.co.uk
...and this year it's all about:
Parties for those that know. After an amazingly successful season last year, Mixmag's number one club returns to the island for a season of themed free parties at various locations, check their website for the details...
Club: Miss Moneypennys
Where: El Divino
When: Every Tuesday
Website: www.moneypennys.com
...and this year it's all about:
Glamour, beauty, funk, opulence and good old Moneypennys magic. Resident Jim 'Shaft' Ryan looks after the music alongside guests including Joey Negro, Robbie Rivera, DJ Disciple & Cassius...
Club: Godskitchen
Where: Eden
When: Every Tuesday
Website: www.godskitchen.com
...and this year it's all about:
Making Eden spectacular - or so they claim. Residents this year are Fergie, Armin Van Burren and Tall Paul alongside some other larger than life guests...
Club: Perfecto/Essential
Where: Pacha
When: Every Tuesday
Website: www.perfecto-fc.com
...and this year it's all about:
Oakenfold vs Tong. Yes, the residents for this year are to of the biggest DJs in the world playing on a bi-weekly basis. The guests are pretty good too, with Laurent Garnier, Derrick Carter, Sister Bliss, Rui da Silva, Parks & Wilson, Sander Klienenberg and Daniele Davoli all coming down to play...
Club: Renaissance
Where: Amnesia
When: Every Tuesday
Website: www.amnesiaibiza.com
...and this year it's all about:
Progressive, natch! Guests for this year include Seb Fontaine, Sander Kleinenberg, John Digweed, Danny Howells and James Zabiela. Head to the Terrace for the more funky sounds.
Wednesday
Club: Subliminal vs Underwater
Where: Pacha
When: Every Wednesday
Website: www.subliminalrecords.com
...and this year it's all about:
Trying to beat last year! Emerson & Morillo return to Pacha for some more head to head action with residents FC Kahuna and X-Press 2. Expect impromptu back to back sets and guests that include Fatboy Slim, Timo Maas, Groove Armada, Tim Deluxe, Yousef and Lottie and many more...
Thursday
Club: Cream & MTV Dance pres. Ibiza 2002
Where: Amnesia
When: Every Thursday
Website: www.cream.co.uk
...and this year it's all about:
Paul Van Dyk, who'll be playing every fortnight alongside Tiesto, Picotto, Tall Paul and Guy Ornadel. Veteran Andy Carroll returns to the Terrace for 'classic' sets alongside Jo Mills.
Friday
Club: Ministry Of Sound
Where: Pacha
When: Every Friday
Website: www.ministryofsound.co.uk
...and this year it's all about:
The beautiful people. If you're looking for them, this is where they'll be! MOS return with the tried and tested great house music in a great club ideal - if it ain't broke don't fix it! Deep Dish, Derrick Carter, Felix Da Housecat, CJ Mackintosh, Yousef and Lottie will all be there.
Saturday
Club: Euphoria
Where: Eden
When: Every Saturday
Website: www.davepearce.co.uk
...and this year it's all about:
Dave Pearce, Ray Davis, lots of foam and the biggest box of Anthems you are going to hear in Ibiza this summer.
Related Links
www.space-ibiza.com - We Love Sundays at Space.
www.edenibiza.com - Check out Eden's own site.
www.judgejules.net - Jules' Judgement Sundays.
www.privilege-ibiza.com - Visit Ibiza's super club Privilege.
www.amnesia-ibiza.com - For all Amnesia club info.
www.godskitchen.com - Godskitchen and Global Gathering..
www.garlandsonline.co.uk - Garlands free Ibiza parties.
www.manumission.com - Visit the club's official site.
www.subliminalrecords.com - Subminal Sessions Underwater.
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Ibiza
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Max: 30/86
Sunrise (GMT+2) 6:58
Sunset (GMT+2) 21:01
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