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[27 Aug 2002|09:13am]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | Green Day - Teenage Labotamy ]

Im guessing 20% of my breakfast is sausage greese

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[27 Aug 2002|08:47am]
[ music | Green Day - She ]

I never noticed so many cymbals in that song

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[25 Aug 2002|09:42pm]
I WAS A GIFTED CHILD
i had my niche.
intelligent. creative. or artistic.
what kind of child were you?
(brought you by april)

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My dog [25 Aug 2002|09:23pm]
[ mood | relieved ]

Well Star is doing fine. She has stitches, and shes just as happy as ever. It didnt quite destroy her spirit. Today she was still sorta bouncing through the bushes. It was so fucking cute. Shes sown up like a frankenstein pooch though. shes getting antibiotics and shes going to be resting for awhile.

Anyway... I am getting mario sunshine tomarrow. As well as a haircut. And my basement has been transformed into a game room. I am going to put my shit down there soon. Its gonna kick arse.

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Wanna hear a sad story? [24 Aug 2002|06:58pm]
[ mood | scared ]

Ok well my dog got hit by a motercycle. I was taking a walk down to my moms house and I was just passing Tim Rileys house when a guy on a motercycle came driving by. Well my dog thought it would be funny to run out in the middle of the road and bark at it. Well... ok ill be honest. I assumed she would have known better so I didnt say anything. But then I saw it happened, and she started shitting everywhere, and I was about to make some stupid joke like "well it knocked the shit out of her". Then she turned around and I noticed her wound. Now you couldnt miss it. Her flesh was torn. I mean the entire layer. You could actually see inside. Fortunately no vital organs were damaged, and there really wasnt any blood anywhere. She did not bleed at all, which was pretty weird, but I know why. Well, right after that she ran straight to my moms house, and there was nothing stopping her. I chased her because I didnt know what else to do. I thought she was just running. When we got there my brother and his girlfriend came home, and everyone was telling me to settle down. We finally took her to the vet, and shes still there. I dropped my cd player back on the road and its not there anymore, so I hope its ok. I just know I wont be listening to linkin park tonight. But you know what? I dont care. A loss of $70. Ive been worried sick about my dog why should I care if I lose that shit? Well shes ready to come home now. Im going with to get her. Im gonna give her a big hug.

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Hmm klub z foam party [24 Aug 2002|12:34pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | Linkin Park - Papercut ]

It kicked ass. Well it got weird cause there were a few guys trying to dance with me and I swear later on I started getting all rubbed against... ugh... I didnt care cause somehow I started dancing with some chick... at least I believe it was a chick.. Well Devin and Mitch and I were all talking about it and yeah it was a chick. It had to be! Anyway, I ended up making out with her. That was pretty cool cause it was the first time in what... 3 years ive done that. But ya know, its not really a big deal so I dont know why I whine about it sometimes. Earlier in the night though I spooged in my pants. Im serious. I am such a virgin... but ya know, I dont care. If I didnt I wouldnt have lasted later on. Hah thats just my philosophy though. In a way I wish I didnt cause I didnt get the sleep I wanted, but then again... I hooked up so what am I bitching about. HAH. I came home and went to bed on my brand new bed. DAMN that thing is comfortable. Anyway... thats it.

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[23 Aug 2002|08:24am]
[ mood | groggy ]
[ music | Green Day - She ]

Ive noticed that whenever I cook something I always butter up the whole grill, but I usually just make eggs and they take up a very small portion of the grill... weird

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[21 Aug 2002|08:52pm]
[ mood | excited ]

Well im heading out to FX to the foam party. Its gonna be fun. Right now im wondering where the fuck devin is because im ready to go and hes just fucking around. Not that I really mind but we think it may start at 9. Oh well if not that one then the gay homosexual foam party. I dont care the point is were going to play in foam. Anyway later

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[19 Aug 2002|02:13pm]
[ mood | giddy ]

myflowerlessgirl: hey
Gerg40K: hi
myflowerlessgirl: how's it hanging?
Gerg40K: like a brick
myflowerlessgirl: aren't you the optimist
Gerg40K: how is it not optimistic?
myflowerlessgirl: lol i didn't say it wasn't optimistic
myflowerlessgirl: i said it WAS
Gerg40K: but you were being sarcastic
myflowerlessgirl: no i wasn't
myflowerlessgirl: i was kidding
Gerg40K: exactly
Gerg40K: way to contradict yourself
myflowerlessgirl: sarcastic is not kidding
Gerg40K: yes it is
Gerg40K: you say one thing and not really mean it
myflowerlessgirl: and sarcasm is saying something and meaning the opposite
Gerg40K: not neccesserily
myflowerlessgirl: no but kidding and sarcasm are not really the same things
Gerg40K: I could say "your a big butthead" but I know your not and im just kidding so id be meaning the opposite
Gerg40K: lol I could have worded that one better but STILL
myflowerlessgirl: lol
myflowerlessgirl: okay
Gerg40K: the case remains
myflowerlessgirl: you're right
myflowerlessgirl: i'm wrong
Gerg40K: now bow to me
myflowerlessgirl: **bows to the almighty lord and master**

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Jacked this from some other guys journal... haha this is so radical [19 Aug 2002|04:42am]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Savage Garden - I Want You ]

You know you were an 80's kid if:

**You know what "Sike" means.
**You know the profound meaning of "Wax On Wax Off".
**You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
**You can name at least half of the members of the BRAT Pack.
**You know who Tina Yothers is.
**You wanted to be a Goonie.
**You know who Max Headroom is.
**You ever wore Fluorescent, neon clothing.
**You could breakdance, wish you could.
**You wanted to dress like the Hulk at Halloween.
**You believed that "By the Power of Greyskull," you HAD the POWER.
**Partying "like it's 1999" seemed sooo far away.
**You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
**You wanted to be on Star search.
**You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off
**You have worn a Banana Clip, or knew someone who did.
**You owned a doll with "Xavier Roberts" signed on its butt, or knew someone who did
**You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
**You HAD to have your MTV.
**You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future"
**You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name"
*You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
**You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
**You have heard of "Garbage Pail Kids".
**Punks actually "shocked" people
**You knew "The Artist", when he was humbly called "Prince".
**You actually saw Ted Danson as the Mac Daddy he played "Sam" to be.
**You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game.
**You own any cassettes.
**You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
**You remember and/or owned any of the CareBear glass collections from Pizza Hut Hut, Or any other stupid collection of glass they came out with.
**Poltergeist freaked you out.
**You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunch box.
**You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
**You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or know someone who did.
**You ever had a Swatch Watch, or three.
**You had a crush on one of the Corey's (Haim or Feldman).
**You had a crush on Bo Derek or Heather Locklear.
**You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
**You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
**You had a crush on Jon BonJovi, or knew someone who did.
**You thought eating Reeses Pieces would attract your own Alien.
**Your name is Jennifer or Jason.
**You have ever called 867-5309.
**You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Camron, or Michael J. Fox, or Ricky Shroeder on your wall.
**You held the top score on PacMan.
**You had MALL Hair.
**You owned a T-shirt that said, "I shot J.R." or know someone who did.
**You wore one or more thin rubber bracelettes, black or in multiple colors, or you wore them up to your elbow.
** "Gag me" is in your vocabulary
** Radical!!!
** You went on Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures and Bogus Journey ~ and you remember the cartoon version
** You read "Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret" for a book report.
**Snap bracelets were always getting you in trouble at school.
**You played with "My Little Ponies" or "G. I. Joes."
**Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn't be broken.
**You've ever read Nancy Drew, The Hardy Boys, The Babysitters Club, or Sweet Valley High.
**You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.
**heaven forbid you wore one of those t-shirt rings or a scrunchi on one side of your shirt during your youth.
**You were styling with your french rolled pants.
**You wore multiple pairs of socks in the middle of the summer just so you could be "hip"
**You had puff painted your own shirt at least once.
**You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power, and He-Man cancelled.
**You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours, back when they were new episodes.
**You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.
**you always brought your sticker book to school
**you have a collection of hackey-sacks
**You remember Madonna in her cone stage.
**You remember M.C. Hammer.
**You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
**how many of you can recite the theme to Duck tales?
**You owned a pair of L.A. Gear, Keds, or Converse tennis shoes.
**The USA Cartoon Express every weekday morning
**My Little Pony, Gummy Bears,Transformers, You can't do that on Telivision, Noozles, KIDS Incorperated, Captian Kangroo,Double Dare, and Hey Dude are familiar to you. AND I WOULD LIKE TO ADD PUNKIE BREWSTER
**You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the "Care Bear stare".
**You spent hours in the basement building and re-building Lego cities.
**Do Polly Pockets or Popples ring a bell?
**Big wheels and bicycles with streamers were the way to go.
**With your playschool record player you sang back up to Debbie Gibson.
**You stayed up all night listening to Teddy Rupskin
**Can we say Trapper Keeper?
**"Can you tell you how to get to Sesame Street?"
**If you wanted to be on the GLADIATORS!!!
**If you still have a crimper in your bathroom drawer
**If you remember singing Amy Grants "Baby, Baby"
**You owned a indiana jones hat
**You had more than one Star Wars action figure
**You loved your pink jeans and black stretch pants
**big loop earings
**If you wanted to pick a lock with a toothbrush just like MacGyver
**You wanted to travel through time on Quantum Leap
**If you remember when rollerblades were the new thing
**If you learned how to spell mouse from the Mickey Mouse Club theme song.
**you felt like a big girl when your mom bought you GIRL TALK
**You used to wear bright pink slip-ons and jelly shoes
**you used to compare your little brother to Ferguson
**You were scared of the Gremlins
**You remember when Ren and Stimpy was a new show
**When MTV was all about Rock Hard videos and BIG hair (first aired in 1981!!!)
**Pee Wee's Play House...
**Rainbow Brite and Strawberry Shortcake
**Fanny Packs
**If you can remember when you're "Kid Sister, Kid Sister" and "My Buddy, My Buddy"
**Who you gonna call....Ghost Busters
**The USA Dino Power Hour with "Denver, the Last Dinosaur" followed by "Dinosaucers."
**Pogo Balls
**Skip it
**Super Mario Brothers and Legend of Zelda, the cartoon
- Contributed by: lyredragon@hotmail.com
--ever had a crush on anyone In NKotB BEFORE they went solo
--remember when they WERE the New Kids on the Block
--remember when Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a new thing
--ever wanted hair like Paula Abdul
--remember seeing SuperMario Bros. in the arcade
--absolutely HAD to have a pair of Jelly Shoes
--ever begged Mom & Dad for an 8bit NES
--your parents dressed you in StarWars clothing as a baby or toddler
--remember when new cars still had only lap belts in the back seat, and no back window light
--remember when your parents owned a Beta or took home movies with that type of cassette
--listened to 8 track tapes of Star Wars (Return of the Jedi) and Sesame Street
--remember when Oliver & Co. came out for the first time
--had Hammer Pants, or wanted some
--Ice Ice Baby. . .
--ever curled your bangs upward, and sprayed them in place there
--remember when the Minivan was a new thing
--the first movie you ever remember seeing is Return of the Jedi (on a drive in screen. I was three or so)
--Remember when the internet was a new thing
--remember when your parents owned a PC without a hard drive (1983-4, Heathkit)
--got into mom's makeup and smeared on the blue eyeshadow
--know that Michael Jackson's contribution to Free Willy first appeared in his Dangerous album
--remember most of the words to "We Are The World"
--played with the Little People when they were still a choking hazard
--remember when CD's were the new thing
--owned a red "speak and spell"
--ever tried to phone home on it
--owned a first edition set of NERF fencing swords
--remember when laser tag was new
--ever had to sit throught family slide shows, and realize now that your younger siblings have never seen a slide
--TRON and The Last Starfighter have special meaning to you
--played Zaxxon as a kid (arcade, Sega Master, or the Board Game)
--fished in the bottom of cereal boxes for the Thundercats insignia ring
--had, like, a TOTAL valley girl accent
--identified with Ramona Quimby
--remember when Chuck-e-Cheeses was Shobiz Pizza
--watched The Driods or Ewoks cartoons
--loved Benji
--Remember seeing the Challenger blow up on the evening news
--your parents put you to bed so they could watch The Who
--begged for fruit rollups and got Fun Fruits instead
--ever ate ET cereal for breakfast
--remember when BK did not have a kids meal
--remember when the Marlins and the Rockies were new teams
If you ever owned the action figures or remember someone who did own Destro, Cobra Commander, Snake-eyes, and Duke. (~DKGOD1@aol.com)
If you ever shouted or know someone who did shout the words cobraaa or yo-joe!! (~DKGOD1@aol.com)
You know who Jem and the Holograms are. (~JosepODo@clientlogic.com)
- contributed by gilmore@coollink.net
If you ever envied Jem for her purple duds.
If you OWNED a Jem doll or knew someone who did.
If you ever thought Jem was cool for being taller then your other barbies.
Can you chant the theme to Mighty Mouse?
Do you remember when Inspector Gadget was a NEW cartoon?
Count Duckula ring a bell??<---{was my favorite after SheRa}
You owned a game called SHARK ATTACK!
Invited all your friends to MEET ME AT THE MALL!
Splash was such a cool movie!!!
Your dream was to be a Teenage Witch {hense the film of the same name}
You cried during Mac and Me
Did ya have a slinky??
When Tom Cruise was that guy from Legend
You had a major crush on Barrett Oliver & Jonathan Brandis
Neverending Story was the "movie" to see.
Do you know all the words to Dance Magic?
Labyrinth was your FAVORITE movie!!!
Do you remember when Ferris Beuller had his day off?
oh PIPPY LONGSTOCKING!!!
Did you ever go to Pee Wee's playhouse?
Happily hummed along to Mr Roger's neiborhood.
The following movies were in your video collection: The Last Unicorn, Labyrinth, Neverending Story1&2, Legend, Princess Bride, Adventures in Babysitting.
Oh let's not forget..Go ninja Go ninja Go !!
What about cutting or ripping a perfectly good/new pair of jeans so that you would look cool? (~killroy108@yahoo.com)
If you wore a red cardboard box on Halloween and called yourself Optimus Prime (~R_J_KING@prodigy.net)
- the Aussie 80's contributed by stucore@yahoo.co.uk
** hungry hungry hippos
** stone/denim wash jeans
** hot pink........for guys
** sk8 '88
** jason and kylie on neighbours
** it's a knockout!
** where's the beef?
** when mad magazines were cool
Roller-racers!!!! Those things where you had to move the handle bars back and forth to move. (Club94@aol.com)
JUST THE TEN OF US!!!! The spinoff of Growing Pains with GRAHAM LUBBOCK (Club94@aol.com)
-from jrberto@sfcc.net
-Remember when Simon LeBon flipped his sailboat and almost drowned.
-Belted out the "Reflex" on the playground
-Thought Wham! was so cool, and George Michael so sexy
-Were scandalized when the radios would bleep out "sex" from George's "I Want Your Sex"
-Couldn't decide who was cooler, Debbie Gibson or Tiffany
-Thought the Muppet Show was the coolest
-Tuned into the Dukes of Hazzard
-Wanted to go to Huntsville, Alabama to attend Space Camp after the Leah Thompson/Tate Donovan "smash" hit movie
-Thought Eric Stolz was some kind of wonderful
-Thought "Less Than Zero" was very edgy and exciting
-Hated Kelly LeBroc for being beautiful
-Thought Christie Brinkley would never hit middle age
-Thought Billy Joel was dreamy 'cause he landed Christie
-contributed by Daly@Tomah.com
--If you ever had a pair of pump tennis shoes, and actually thought they made you faster.
--One Question: Wanna Be Like Mike????
--If you remember when Bo Knew everything.
--If you remember when the Brewers were good and the Indians sucked.
--If you ever Returned to Oz.
**the maxie doll(abbrown@vt.edu)
**hello kitty and friends, and other sanrio products (abbrown@vt.edu)
**you remember "Breaking" and "Electric bogaloo" movies (nesmar2@hotmail.com)
**Glow worms, the smurfs, the snorks,and that other cartoon that came on after it and my little pony.... moon dancers or something? moon beams? (mahal_kita415@yahoo.com)
**the my little pony movie?? (mahal_kita415@yahoo.com)
* If you ever had a Miami Vice poster on your wall because Don Johnson was sooo Hot! (psychohl@yahoo.com)
* If you've ever been in the debate "Whose hotter He-man or Egon?" (psychohl@yahoo.com)
- if you can remember when the electric slide and the tootsie roll were new dances. (AlbaLeigh@aol.com)
- how about the funky chicken? (AlbaLeigh@aol.com)
- colt sewers, the"fall guy" of the 80`s in Germany, then the U.S. (DirkGrosshans@aol.com)
- How about leggo my Eggo? (Cathers7@email.msn.com)
- How about Remo Williams, and "parachute pants"? (malchicks@email.msn.com)
-the first time they sayd "bitch" on tv (begonias@hotmail.com)
-the electric slide! (begonias@hotmail.com)
-on growing pains when leonardo dicaprio was the poor kid [Luke] they took in but kirk cameron was obviously much cuter (begonias@hotmail.com)
* you hadn't the slitest idea of george micheal being gay. (serge@ny.com)
* remember how you wanted to have nike air 180 (serge@ny.com)
* wanted to have the he-man castle (serge@ny.com)
-if you ever owned or played Pigpong (tlc228@nyu.edu)
-if your favorite video's were sledgehammer, land of confusion (genesis), and take on me (a-ha) (tlc228@nyu.edu)
-if you remember california girls more for david lee roth than the beach boys (tlc228@nyu.edu)
-If you ever owned any madballs. (bacox@unity.ncsu.edu)
from ryan_daugherty@hotmail.com:
~ nash skateboards
~ Rad the movie
~ BK knights
~ camp anawana
~ butthead was an insult
~ battle beast
~ Masks (cartoon/toys)
~ hung out in arcades
~ bmx
~ remember the movie the wiz kid
- You were dying to learn to drive so YOU could drive K.I.T.T. (JMayo@fbainc.com)
- Everybody Wang Chung tonight (JMayo@fbainc.com)
contributed by abracken@gcfn.org
*You remember and/or even liked Milli Vanilli before the truth came out about them
*You owned a computer that you had to hook up to your TV so you could use it
*You remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen and wound up doing worse as a solo artist
*Van Halen improved after adding Sammy Hagar as the lead singer
*"Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits was the coolest video
*You remember where you were when Ronald Reagan was shot
*You couldn't figure out what Boy George of Culture Club was
*You remember rock music before the "Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics" stickers
*The movie Poltergeist freaked you out.
*You remember when cell phones and pagers were new
*You thought Sigourney Weaver kicked butt in the Alien movies.
*You attempted to solve a Rubik's Cube
*You watched the final episode of M*A*S*H
*The California Raisins!
*You watched the wedding of Prince Charles and Princess Di
*You remember when rap/hip-hop consisted of Run-DMC, LL Cool J and the Beastie Boys.
*You remember New Coke
*You took the Pepsi Challenge
*You had never heard of the Internet
- from brian.rollet@temp-pro.com
-- playing Astrosmash on the Intellivision.
-- doing the Safety Dance
-- blowing half your allowance on 'Dragon's Lair' and 'SpaceAce'
-- Peter MacNicol was cool in 'DragonSlayer'
-- feather earings were the rage
-- paging Dr. Howser, Dr. Howser. (Doogie)
-- Johnny Bench and The BaseBall Bunch.
-- The SanDieago Chicken.
-- Pound Puppies
-- you know what an album REALLY is.
- from FilleAlienee@aol.com
1: If you ever watched Thundercats
2: Remember Gumby
3: Always wondered if Larke was gonna tell Bianca to back off -- Beverly Hills Teens
4: Wanted a talking car like in Knight Rider.
* When you clenched your fists and believed you could start fires. (Drew Barymore in Firestarter)(cminick@sos-inc.net)
*When there was a Burger Queen as well as Burger King (cminick@sos-inc.net)
*Mork & Mindy (cminick@sos-inc.net)
- Alf [Alien Life Form] (pylka@charter.net)
- You were a child of the 80's if you wore Z. Cavarechi pants. (gregg@pc4nothing.com)
- the Star Blazers cartoon (dpachucki@mediaone.net)
** YOU THOUGHT THAT LEGG WARMERS WOULD REPLACE SOCKS ON DAY! (LACLIMES@HOTMAIL.COM)
** MADE IT YOU GOAL TO HAVE DIFFERENT COLOR SHOELACES THEN EVERYONE ELSE! (LACLIMES@HOTMAIL.COM)
-from MidnyteSong@aol.com
-- "Heathcliff"
-- "Pinwheel"
-- "Picture page with Bill Cosby"
-- "Silver spoons"
-- "Maple town and me"
** Jayce and the Wheelwarriors (shotgun_mary@hotmail.com)
** If you've ever felt the power of Hulkamania (bigmoe74@ameritech.net)
** If you remember when Brandon and Brenda Walsch were the "real" new kids on the block. (Corbydillon@cs.com)
** Guess jeans, or "Excuse me, are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?" (Corbydillon@cs.com)
- from cloudangel527@hotmail.com
1)you had a sid pony and thought it was cool
2)wore like 3 scrunchies in your hair
3) when it was cool for a guy to have a ponytail
4)all i have to say MULLETS
5)had the alven and the chipmonks alubms
6)you had alf undies
7) cerals still had a prize in every box!
8)when the barbie dream house first came out
9)you had a skipper doll when she first came out
**If you rode a powell peralta skateboard (midi937@hotmail.com)
**If you remember when Kylie Monogue had huge curly hair and sang the Locomotion, not "Can't Get You Outta My Head"... (jessanne@bu.edu)
-from logano69@hotmail.com
teenage mutant ninja turtles the cartoon
harry and the hendersons
mad max- beyond thunderdome
Milton Bradley games : Cootie., dont break the ice, ants in ur pants
DONALD DUCKS PLAYGROUND on the Commodore 64
where in the world is carmine san diego
track car racing (hotwhells/powerwheels/matchbox)
Nintendo!
Zelda/ Super Mario bros cartoons and cereal
if you knew that eric was banana man

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[18 Aug 2002|09:44pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

I feel like shit. I guess its just that im tired, but seriously everybody fucking sucks right now. I think I should go for a walk. Ive been inside all day and the people im talking to on aim are annoying the fuck out of me. The TV is always up so fucking loud, got some girl going off on how proud she is to be a drinking stupid fucking whore, none of my friends are around, im lazy, I stink, im getting fatter, theres not shit going on, I have no job, I have no money, no privacy, I am fucking bored, im fucking hungery, and everybody fucking sucks. Now my dad is being a dumbfuck. My little brother has got it down though. Hes gotten smart. Now good ol dad is going to make a fucking potato. Yay for me I get daddy to cook for me. Then later when I go take a poop im gonna have him wipe my ass and then make my bed and then get me ice cream at midnight and then hes gonna suck my dick and eat my ass and then im gonna shit on his face and then im gonna go to bed on my droopy shitty fucking bed and get no sleep and do it all over the next day. Only fortunatley my dad will be gone so I dont have the fucking tv blowing ouut my ears. Things are taking too long to pass. I need to get out of here. I just need to leave and not come back.

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holy shit............ [18 Aug 2002|11:14am]
im eating a jelly donut!!!!!! Ive only seen those on TV on cop shows and simpsons and shit. I usually have cream filled donuts! I took one bite and woooaaahh purpleness gushes out! Purple!! Jelly!!!! Holy crap! Jelly Donut!!


















It tasted like crap though....

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The latest [17 Aug 2002|06:20pm]
[ mood | I HAVE JERKY ]

Mortons list:
Played the BEST games in the last few days. I dont even know where to begin... Well I already told about a few. The latest we got Naughty Nerdy Action and we SOAPED A FUCKING FOUNTAIN!! We went back in the morning and the cops talked to us, but we are manly men and we didnt get caught. We put the game off for a little bit, but it was the best so far. We also got nocturnal dance or something and we had fun with that. I cant wait to roll again!
Music:
Got the new linkin Park cd. Its mad fresh. Its basically every song theyve done (with a few skits) although I honestly think they kinda screwed up a few songs like In The End and My December. Theyre still good but I wont put them first among the others.
Girls:
Ill leave that to your imagination.. Heehee
Work and Play: Like I said I finished up my moms house and I therefor got her credit card and I ordered a few games and a movie. So now Mario Sunshine, Kingdom Hearts, and South Park are now officially mine! I did order Starfox Adventures but I canceled it because I just wasnt all that excited for it. Ill get it eventually. Besides I Dont want to spend too much. Well I did work for it, but whatever.
Fun:
Ok next week were going to Klub Z for the foam party. Its gonna be weird... a building full of gay homosexuals getting completely naked except for speedos... and worst of all I cant take daria with me cause its 18 and older. DAMN
School:
Im schedualing for senior pictures. Whenever I get around to it im gonna go to a stylist to set me up so I will become a sexy bitch. I am sort of nervous but Ill live.

Thats it. Now fuck off.

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[17 Aug 2002|04:14am]
I just want to type something I really dont have anything I want to say.

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[16 Aug 2002|07:15pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | Walking Contradiction - Green Day ]

well apperently my dad is happy to know im feeling fine. Someone shoot the fucker.

(2 Beers |Drink with me)

[16 Aug 2002|03:27am]
[ mood | lonely ]
[ music | Green Day - She ]

She
She screams in silence
A silent riot penetrating through her mind
Wait
Wait for a sign
To break the silence with a brick of self control
Are you locked up in a world thats been planned out for you
Are you feeling like a social tool without a use
Scream at me until my ears bleed
Im taking heed just for you
She
Shes figured out
All her doubts were someone elses point of view
Wake
Ing up this time
To smash the silence with a brick of self control
Are you locked up in a world that been planned out for you
Are you feeling like a social tool without a use
Scream at me until my ears bleed
Im taking head just for you

(Drink with me)

It would be cool to be names pointdexter... or just dexter [16 Aug 2002|01:54am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | THRILLER!!! I dont want it to though... ]

Tonight is dull. I did finish up my moms house, and I ordered a bunch of crap(YAY) but really.. nothing is going on. 2 AM and the night passed away like a fart in a storm. Revenge of the nerds is on... Ive got to imagine... am I a nerd or a wannabe jock? I have no clue. Im probably as confused as a gay guy wanking off to a playboy.
Im gonna try and write some short stories. Horror stories. Well, weird stories anyway. The other night me and my posse were talking weird shit. Insperational I found it. So im gonna write. And possible get it published.
Well my spagetti is done. Its good spagetti
OOh a nerd party. Id like to go to one of those... well id love to be the clown anyway. A jock party is a joke as it is anyway
One that isnt funny I might add.
Now they are blazing.
This sucks. My mind is everywhere so I cant even get out a straight thought on this stupid thing. Im just gonna use a bunch of profanity.

Fuck cock shit ass mother fucker shit fuck asshole fag faggy faget fag bitch whore mother fucking whore You Ugly fucking bitch whore fuck off and die fuck off fucker

Ok im better. Ill have more to talk about later.

(Drink with me)

My issues [15 Aug 2002|05:44pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

Well im done with my moms house. Tonight im gonna buy stuff cause its sexy. And then this weekend im going to have a sexy tea party. Anywhom... Lately ive been worried that ive gotten insomnia. One night I didnt even get any sleep. I was awake for about 24 hours. I finally slept, but not for long. And the last few days id end up staying up for hours and not even notice it. Its usually like, it feels like hours go by and really only minutes go by. Its the wierdest thing. But all I really need is a new bed and its also been really hot out. Ugh... anyway im hungery. Later

(Drink with me)

This is my personal journal for my personal shit so all you morons dont read [11 Aug 2002|10:55pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

This isnt really going to anyone cause this is my journal, so only I will read it. Except for the select few who decide to read it. Seriously, whats the point of going on crazy tirades and wasting that energy just for myself to read and wonder what the fuck I was thinking? Now I have a way to actually piss some people off. This is called a controversy right? Anyway im just going to keep doing it to find out how many stupid liberals there are in vancouver. So far there are only a few who even remotely appreciate what random things I have to say. Cause honestly, theres nothing I have to say, so im gonna be the moron who just posts random shit. The fuck if I care.
Anyway... So I went out with daria tonight. Or hung out. Whatever. We saw Signs. It was a scary fucking movie. Then we went to her house. I had more fun. And now im really hungery. Whats weird when im hungery is that I could easily lower my self esteem, but I know its not true and all I need is some food. And I guess I wont hang out with Devin and Garrett tonight. Im just going to eat and then go to bed. oH yeah Daria gave me a cool necklace. I like it im gonna wear it alot. Im really hungery... I need to eat something before I get abducted by aliens.

(Drink with me)

whatever [10 Aug 2002|08:09pm]
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