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[07 May 2003|03:16pm] |
all i can say is wow...
we got some crazies in here
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[30 Apr 2003|11:46pm] |
it's really good to know that people around me don't have the mentality of a 3rd grader. i'd like to thank those people for looking out for me.
"no frazer...i don't want to see your penis"
-kelly 11:48 april 30 2003
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[28 Apr 2003|02:41pm] |
this machine has been audited april-may 2002
okay. so stuff happens. yeah. a lot of stuff has gone down and it's cool whatever. i just need to evaluate people who may be my friends a little closer.
other than that. i'm cool. riiice. denise is supposed to be sending me fun stuff from korea. sakky wanda jo toyota is coming here in may i think. frazer and michael are good friends again. kirby's birthday is tomorrow. i get to be the DD oh yeah. hopefully i can get high as a mother. poof. so i'm out.
bitches
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[27 Mar 2003|03:59pm] |
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happy valentines day everybody!
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| fuckers and suckers and stupid retards |
[21 Mar 2003|09:55pm] |
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spring break has been interesting...i guess
it's almost over.
i ate a brownie.
swisscakeroll
ding
sensual stretching with kelly
magic birthday cake
and a happy pair of shoes
the end
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[14 Mar 2003|11:27am] |
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i am such a wanksta.
nigga....seriously...i need to stop frontin'
i have 50 minutes left of school before spring motherfucking break. it's about damn time.
some guy just randomly messaged me and is telling me why college kids are annoying...he didn't like school so everyone in it is annoying...so true
i get to be a chaperone...again...for the art clubs regional thing at morehead...i will make them all obey me....i am master chaperoni....like dah dah
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[13 Mar 2003|01:34am] |
"money, hoes, tits, and asses. we got the goods and the bullshit passes. we got whatever you need. we got extacy and a nigger named steve."
-kelly
i might be crazy, but it seems like wherever i go, i go unnoticed. whatever i say, i say unheard. i'm a fish trapped in a warehouse.
gimme 2 pair.
my feet smell like tori.
she needs a bath and they need a bath.
i am a cricket on the moon.
i am not racist.
i am vulgar and disgusting. sometimes.
a lot.
kelly smells like a cookie.
i want to sit by her on the bus.
the end.
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[11 Mar 2003|11:50pm] |
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sweet'n low is some nah-stee shit.
i'm chillin' wit some bitches.
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[07 Mar 2003|05:27pm] |
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the last few days of my life have been interesting....
courtney tomes is fucking awesome! i love that bitch! she'd rather have a president who likes blowjobs, than one who likes bombs. word. she's on her way to DC right now to protest.
tori likes icecream...shhh...it's a secret.
i'm high
p.s. i am #1!
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[05 Mar 2003|02:45pm] |
it's amazing...2 post in one day...you're lucky if i post 2 times in a month...
i just wanted everyone to know that kelly has the squirts and i'm gonna go buy her some toilet paper while she's in her a/v lab. we are out of it and she expressed deep concern to me about how she was gonna wipe her ass when we were walking to class today. i hope she's doing alright now. diarrhea is only fun when you want it to be and it's not fun for her.
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[05 Mar 2003|11:20am] |
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i'm about to do some naked homework. wooo. my illness is getting worse by the minute. i can feel my body weakening and my brain is turning to mush. i think i'll be dead in a couple of years. maybe.
i swear...the internet is a laxative for me. EVERYTIME i get on this bitch i gotta poop. not fair.
i didn't go to art history today. is that bad? i don't care. i really have to finish my work book for french. i have to get my tape and do the listening stuff...if you guys read this before 1:30....wish me luck. i don't really need it...but do it anyway assholes.
boo-ya! save the drama for yo' mama.
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[03 Mar 2003|09:32pm] |
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my throat hurts.
i have this horrible feeling that everyone hates me. hmmm... i just don't know.
i think i'm gonna transfer to UK next year. i'm kinda sick of murray. i need a change.
bologna kids pack with extra pickles.
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i'm starting to realize that i am a horrible friend. i apologize.
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i woke up to go to class this morning....early...and i felt like a big pile of ass...i still do. i started my period yesterday and now i have DIARRHEA!!! hahaha....seriously...it's not funny...it's a serious matter. i'm sick. it sucks. i'm gonna go back to sleep and go to french class. hopefully i won't die or shit in the bed...eww...i'm vulgar and repulsive but all y'all motherfuckers can kiss my ass....shiiiiiiiiiiit....
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[19 Feb 2003|12:20am] |
canada was crazy...
really cold, eh? yeah it was.
lexington was crap. all the stoplights were out and trees were in the road everywhere. craaaaazy.
i need to go to bed now. i farted.
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[11 Feb 2003|12:40am] |
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
stussy looks like pussy when it's on kelly's boobies.
canada....soon...bitches...ha
i'll cut my way out of your ass boil motherfucker....no rotting flesh will eat my alive!!!
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canada in a week motherfuckers! hell yeah!
german party tonight maybe....
hope so...i want to get druuuuuunk sooooooo drunk....
i'm gonna go prepare some shrimps for cookin'....
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i've had this hickory farms cheddar flavor pasteurized process cheese spread for quite some time now. meat and cheese that can sit in room temperature for years doesn't appeal to me. at least it doesn't say cheese food. that's wrong. cheese food cheese food cheese food. well...i think i'm done...i have to study
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[31 Jan 2003|03:16pm] |
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waking life is one of the best movies ever. i mean ever. if you haven't seen it...then see it! if you have even half a brain it will totally change you. i feel like some part of me has been replaced or maybe just adjusted. the only thing i can say is....wow?
this is weird...since i just watched waking life last night....
i came home after art history today and checked my email and stuff then worked on my french homework. i decided i was going to take a 30 minute nap before class....so i do and i had this long ass dream that seemed like it was hours long and i remember waking up after it and i freaked out because i was sure my alarm clock didn't go off and i had missed french class. i rolled over and looked at the clock and i had only been asleep for 5 minutes. then i thought i was still dreaming and that my clock wasn't working so i looked at my watch and it was the same time as my alarm clock. i was just freaked out. that movie fucked me up...someone institutionalize me! quick! before i hurt someone. or not....i'm pretty stable i think. i hope.
i'm a pheemay. boo-ya!
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