skippy the bush kangaroo

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

whoops, where were we?

ned lamont entertained some q&a; today over at dkos.
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Vampire Slayer Act passes in California

Paging Buffy Summers. Buffy to the courtesy phone please. Seriously, the California Assembly passed the very necessary Vampire Slayer Act of 2006.

A version was cross posted at The Mystery of the Haunted Vampire.
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me tarzan you jane

howie klein, guesting over at fdl, discusses the "increasingly contentious" race between jane "oops, i guess i do care bush wiretaps since an election is coming up"harman and challenger marcy winograd.

we at skippy international, whose headquarters are situated in the district the jane currently represents (and that marcy hopes to), are taking great interest in this race, and enjoy what howie has to say:

harman has been fighting like a mad dog to keep her committee status– even to the point of ignoring winograd’s challenge, a mistake that has cost her in the district. (her latest tactic has been to lobby insider journalists– you know, the regular suspects like joe klein– to write articles about how indispensable she is and how unfit her successor, alcee hastings would be.) one congressman told the weekly that “having joe klein write up your point of view is not the most effective tactic to shape Pelosi’s thinking."

funny how out-of-touch harman is not to be able to figure that out herself. of course, if she pulled her head out of bush’s ass, she probably wouldn’t be as disliked as she is by members of her own caucus and by grassroots democrats back home. and, although i recognize what a tough journey it is for a under-funded challenger to go up against a powerful incumbent, if anyone can do it, it is marcy winograd. click here if you’d like to send marcy some last minute support. and if you’re in the neighborhood next weekend (as well as monday and tuesday), marcy’s campaign would love some more volunteers to help out.
stealing from ned lamont, feel the marcy-mentum!
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blocking the blockheads

mediabloodhound deconstructs the recent nytimes editorial about voter suppression.
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who needs reality when you've got experts?

the moderate voice directs us to taylor marsh who has been doing a bang-up job staying on top of the phony-baloney "iran's putting yellow stars on the jews" story.

according to taylor, awol has invited amir taheri, the doofus that wrote the original bogus story in the canadian star, to the white house as an "expert" on iran.

hm. in that case, spongebob squarepants should be invited as an expert on marine biology.
Example
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say hello

to mike the mad biologist.
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Freep PoliticsNJ

There's a poll at PoliticsNJ.com regarding Republican incumbent Mike Ferguson (an evil servant of Tom Delay and rubber-stamp for the Bushistas, and also a really, really bad representative) and progressive Democratic candidate Linda Stender.

Take the poll and vote for Linda.
posted by DBK at 1:48 PM | 0 comments

Haditha

The White House has said that, when the official investigations into the alleged murder of civilians by Marines at Haditha have concluded, the results will be made public. The White House is glossing over the fact that George Bush, the Commander-in-Chief of all branches of the United States military, did not know about the allegations until he was asked about them by a Time reporter months after Time had published the story. In all fairness, nobody is criticizing George Bush for not knowing about this since nobody ever thought he knew anything about anything.

Haditha is a spectacularly illustrative point in a succession of atrocities, the war itself being less an atrocity than an incredible error, the pebble kicked down the mountainside that starts the rock-slide that dislodges the damn that floods the city. The crimes of Guantanamo Bay were only the beginning of the Abu Ghraibs that were part and parcel of the Hadithas. This is what so many of us have been talking about, the things that have been ignored by so many others, or shrugged off as the price of war. But these are the things to which ignoring the standards of the Constitution lead. These are the things that spying on Americans without warrants, without probable cause, without even a nod in the direction of the Fourth Amendment can become. These are the things that a war of aggression started for a lie and continued for the sake of politics can become.

The American people lowered the standards first by electing an incompetent circus act as president, a fake cowboy from Connecticut with a fake Texas accent, a graduate of Andover, Yale, and Harvard pretending to be a folksy, down-home, country boy who made good despite the hardship of having grown up wealthy and privileged and never having had to work a day in his life. The American people lowered the standards and the fake cowboy, whose competence has never been questioned because it never existed, performed exactly as common sense says you could expect: he failed miserably and dragged the rest of us down with him.

(Cross-posted from Blanton's and Ashton's, where we like to slip out of our wet clothes and into a dry martini.)
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

mixed emotions

we are of two minds (hence the "we") about the terrible news out of iraq concerning the deaths of the crew and the horrific maiming of reporter kimberly dozier.

ms. dozier's reports from iraq were concise, clear and authorative, and we found her to be a reporter which we respected. when we heard it was she who got injured in the terrible suicide attack, we were a bit shaken. we wish her and her family all the best.

however, why now? states something that lurks in the back of our minds:

maybe it’s just me, but i have a responsibility for the soldiers sent to iraq. the cbs people had a choice. if the media would report the deaths of the american military personnel with as much dispatch as they report the death and injury of journalists, something might actually get done about bringing this mess to an end.
now, we are not blaming the victim here. we sincerely hope the best for ms. dozier, as we admire her work, and were truly upset to hear it was she that suffered the attack.

but we also wonder, along with why now?, if the press had made the same fuss over the previous 2465 deaths of american military personnel, maybe this war would have been over long before today.
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ooh me so porny

amanda at pandagon considers list of sexy books.
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he's cured!

no more ted barlow disease for blogtopus!
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Monday, May 29, 2006

ever go to egypt?

billmon is there right now.
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say hello

to missm's test blog.
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why doesn't awol remember the veterans on memorial day?

the bosglobe points out the irony of awol's approach to the military: send them to die, then scrap their benefits when if they get home:

today, many of president bush's strongest supporters call the va a welfare system. his critics claim he is working to dismantle the va, to ultimately privatize its services.

bush, who sends soldiers to risk their lives every day in iraq, strongly supports rescinding the lifetime healthcare benefits promised to wwii and korean veterans. his proposed budgets, despite dollar amount increases, don't factor in inflation or the increasing numbers of veterans needing healthcare, and thus have repeatedly failed to fully fund benefits to the men and women who have served our country.

consequently, va hospitals and clinics have closed, many veterans' healthcare programs have been cut back or eliminated, entire groups of vets have been denied eligibility for service, and those that are eligible may wait months and even years for appointments and necessary surgeries at the remaining va facilities.

but the president lectures us about the importance of supporting our troops.
'cuz he's the decider.

(thanks and a tip of the bush kangaroo hat to maliberal's comment on dkos for the link!)
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skippy tees!

we are now taking orders for the fabulous skippy tee shirts!

Example

only $20, and that's cheap, considering you'll be among the first in reality to wear the word "blogtopia" on your chest!

they are currently available in medium, large, or xtra large (trust us, they are 100% cotton so they will shrink upon washing).

you can use paypal, or send a personal check.

email us with your order, with the words "skippy tee shirt" in the subject line, and we'll do the rest!
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May 29, 1917

remembering the birthdate of a president who actually served.

jfk library

american presidents - cspan

profiles in courage




The men who create power make an indispensable contribution to the Nation’s greatness, but the men who question power make a contribution just as indispensable, especially when that questioning is disinterested, for they determine whether we use power or power uses us.

John F. Kennedy, Amherst College, Oct 26, 1963 - Source JFK Library, Boston, Mass.


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memorial day...


in flanders fields, the poppies blow
between the crosses, row on row,
that mark our place; and in the sky
the larks, still bravely singing, fly
scarce heard amid the guns below.

we are the dead.
short days ago
we lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
loved, and were loved, and now we lie
in flanders fields.

take up your quarrel with the foe:
to you from failing hands we throw
the torch, be yours to hold it high.
if ye break faith with us who die,
we shall not sleep, though poppies grow
in flanders fields.


(john mccrae, "in flanders fields")

* * *


"...i've always been amazed that the very people forced to live in the worst parts of town, go to the worst schools, and who have had it the hardest are always the first to step up, to defend us. they serve so that we don't have to. they offer to give up their lives so that we can be free. it is remarkably their gift to us. and all they ask for in return is that we never send them into harm's way unless it is absolutely necessary.



will they ever trust us again?"
(michael moore, fahrenheit 9/11)
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happy memorial day

from skippy international.

among our hot dogs and beer, let's all take a moment to reflect on the men and women of our armed forces who gave their lives for our great country.

Example
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Sunday, May 28, 2006

john kerry: "close that barn door!"
horses' telegram: "love the beach wish you were here"

john kerry, apparently waking up from a two-year coma, has called the swift-boat veterans liars and wants to set the record straight, now that it doesn't matter to anyone except him.

the nytimes reports:

mr. kerry, accused even by democrats of failing to respond to the charges during the campaign, is now fighting back hard.

"they lied and lied and lied about everything," mr. kerry says in an interview in his senate office. "how many lies do you get to tell before someone calls you a liar? how many times can you be exposed in america today?"

his supporters are compiling a dossier that they say will expose every one of the swift boat group's charges as a lie and put to rest any question about mr. kerry's valor in combat. while it would be easy to see this as part of mr. kerry's exploration of another presidential run, his friends say the swift boat charges struck at an experience so central to his identity that he would want to correct the record even if he were retiring from public life.
which he might as well do, considering he's two years too late for any of this to matter. the times itself points out later in the piece:

mr. kerry has signed forms authorizing the navy to release his record — something he resisted during the campaign — and hired a researcher to comb the naval archives in washington for records that could pinpoint his whereabouts during dates of the incidents in dispute. another former crew member has spent days at a time interviewing veterans to reconstruct every incident in question.
[ed. note: emphasis, and snarky rolling of the eyes, ours.]

forgive our collective sigh of "so what?", but it seems to us that if he had put half of this effort into this very project back when it was actually happening during his campaign, we might have been blogging about president kerry right now. not because the actual truth would have changed anyone's minds, so much, but the sight of a decisive, courageous man ready to take on the lying press would have swayed several hundreds of thousands of voters to his camp (and all we needed in ohio were a few hundred).

in related news, kerry demands an investigation into the valacci case, and asks for a national day of grieving for the victims of the hindenburg disaster.
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thinking of you...

bad tux...


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Memorial Day Weekend Tradition in Santa Barbara


I Madonnari 2004 033
Originally uploaded by bryn_berg.

i madonnari at the mission.

hope you have yourselves your own special chalk fest.



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goring the truth

the rude pundit went to see al gore talk about his new flick "an inconvenient truth" last night in nyc:

essentially, gore's mission on global warming is rhetorically similar to george bush's mission in iraq: revolution now so that the future can be secure. the difference, of course, is that gore isn't a liar, and he doesn't have to hype the evidence. gore approaches his subject the way every politician ought to lead: he knows he's right, and he's so right that others are wrong. when gore was asked about scientists who say that climatic change is just part of ongoing natural cycles, gore didn't pander, didn't offer that idiotic "well, good people can have differences of opinion" bullshit the bush administration uses to paper over their lies. no, gore just said that the questioner was wrong. that the vast scientific consensus says global warming is real and happening. and to believe otherwise is to believe liars. he said scientists who say otherwise are industrial "prostitutes" and "camp followers" (he hesitated before saying that - you knew he wanted to say "whores" or "skanky, disease-ridden bitches").

gore was often spanked in the press for sounding smart and right about everything. but if you have a problem with someone calling out motherfuckers for fucking their mothers, then perhaps you need to take another look at who's in your bed. you look at gore now and you can't help but think that perhaps we've moved past the forrest gump-ish wisdom of the stupid phase and want the cold comfort of a poindexter telling us what's real. it's been said, and it's true, that gore is liberated now. he was marginalized and now he's moving back to the center of the national discourse.
we recommend everyone read the rude one.
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Veterans Home Sues Rumsfeld

over substandard care. (we know how much this administration loves our veterans by giving those multimillionaires taxbreaks...)

sixteen residents of the u.s. armed forces retirement home in washington d.c. this week filed a class-action suit against the government and the facility, alleging budget cuts by the defense department have resulted in poor medical care.

more than 1,000 residents cannot get prescriptions and regular doctor checkups due to service cuts since the defense department installed new management, the suit claims. because of the cuts, the number of deaths at the home increased from 59 in 2000 to 131 in 2003, according to the suit, which was filed on behalf of all residents. - mcknightsonline.com

happy memorial day, rummy.
posted by Cookie Jill at 1:39 PM | 0 comments

all blogs that's fit to print

the nytimes mag (via talkleft) gives us a preview of next month's ykos. and it's not too bad a piece:

this is, at best, an imperfect view of online activists, many of whom disdain traditional interest groups and can't seem to agree on what to call themselves, let alone on any common agenda. even so, the politicians may understand the real significance of this first blogger convention of its kind better than some of the bloggers themselves, who imagine that cyberpolitics is no less than a reinvention of the public square, the harbinger of a radically different era in which politicians will connect to their constituents electronically and voters will organize in virtual communities. politicians know that politics is, by its nature, a tactile business. new technology may change the way partisans organize and debate, and it may even spawn an entirely new political culture. but at the end of the day, partisans will inevitably be drawn to sit across the table from the candidates they support or oppose, just as votes will still be won and lost in banquet halls and airport hangars and all the other seedy, sweaty stalls of the political marketplace. online politics can't flourish in the virtual realm alone, any more than an online romance can be consummated through instant messaging.
romance? oh, we were using instant messaging for the wrong thing...
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scapegoat, noun: one made to bear the guilt of others; synonym: sacrificial lamb...

a former arthur andersen employee on the way his company was turned into the fall guy for the accounting fraud and conspiracy scandal that leveled enron:

...there was a lot, i mean a lot that the andersen folks were not privy to. especially stuff that went on at the top and was hidden from andersen auditors. of course, there is enough blame to be spread around. but the job of an auditor is to make sure that things aren't out of whack, and lots of that is based on the client's management, the management representations, information provided by the client and other things that are done by the client. there were fraudulent documents that were provided by enron management. there were schemes that were hidden form andersen. but of course, andersen does deserve a share of the blame.

both my wife and i swore (even back in late 2001/early 2002) that we were done with bu$hco because of bush and cheney's relationship with lay and the enron crew, and us losing our jobs because of it. it is clear to us that cheney and the justice department were more interested in finding a scapegoat and moving on.

andersen was that scapegoat. little did we know at the time how effectively this administration would rely on the "scapegoat" strategy...


my readers are probably getting tired of reading this, but i've been saying essentially the same thing about lay and skilling that this guy's saying about arthur andersen, and given that wanton irresponsibility is treated like a virtue by too many adults who certainly know better these days, i cannot emphasize this point enough: ceos have have a clear-cut responsibility to know what's going on in their companies. this is because ceos answer to their boards of directors, and these boards' interests are the same as those of investors. doesn't matter whether it's an accounting firm like andersen, an energy trading firm like enron, a bank, a legal firm, or a fast food chain -- those who choose to buy stock from any given corporation are entitled to know, at least in general but honest terms, how that corporation is functioning. the stock market is risky enough without corporate executives stringing investors along for their own gain.

sometimes it's hard to tell, but there's a wide chasm separating capitalism from plunder...

(full version at mockingbird's medley...)
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"the buck stops here...in my buddy's pockets"

joe gandelman at the moderate voice is astounded that awol is now comparing himself to harry truman.
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be vewy vewy quiet...it's hunting season

peripetia brings us the strange story of the deer who attacks college students:

deer are being blamed in attacks on three more people on southern illinois university’s campus, a year after at least seven students and staffers were threatened or injured by overly protective mother does during fawning season, police said wednesday.

the latest encounters happened separately tuesday afternoon within minutes of each other on a footpath along campus lake, prompting assumptions that the same doe was responsible, said todd sigler, the school’s public safety chief. two of the victims sought medical treatment.

the recent attacks were earlier in the fawning season than a series of them that came last june. then, three attacks by possibly different deer sent four people to the hospital, also mostly with minor injuries. the spring fawning season generally peaks in june…

concerned about last year’s cases, siu officials last week launched a public-awareness campaign to implore anyone on the 20,000-student campus to watch out for deer, to not approach the animals and, if a wild-eyed deer starts bounding their way, run.
nothing's scarier than a wild-eyed deer.
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calling it like she sees it

hackenblog posts the money graph from molly ivens:

"it (fighting terrorism) never did call for tanks, jets or carriers - just a combination of good detectives and good intelligence. in other words, smart, clever people with language skills. all of which we have fully available to us because of ... immigration. lebanese, iraqis, iranians, syrians, pakistanis and indonesians have all become americans, and in so many cases we got the bravest of the brave - those who fought saddam, the ayatollah and assad, lebanese who saw their country torn apart by religious factions. these are americans who know the culture and language of the middle east and other islamic countries, and who care deeply about how it all comes out."
yes, i am actually calling them racist, by molly ivins, truthout, may 22, 2006
it's what we said all long.
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beach season starts this weekend

whoopie!
according to a ucla study released last week, the top layer of sand at many los angeles county beaches is harboring bacteria usually associated with feces, giving beachgoers more reason to wash up after a day in the sun.

....the tests showed that e. coli and enterococci bacteria were prevalent in the top layer of sand even when the water tested clean. the highest concentrations were found in the sand on enclosed beaches — the kind often favored by parents with toddlers. - ventura county star

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a stat to keep in mind

when you hear the rethugs on the talking head shows say how lovely the economy is under king george.

mortgage defaults between january and march of this year numbered 323,102 compared with 188,122 during the same period last year — an increase of 72 percent. - msnbc

oh...and the median price house here in santa barbara....$1,000,000. however, the per capita income for the city is $26,466.
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Saturday, May 27, 2006

dogsit barney and date jenna

(or is that vice versa?) and get a special pass into "hahvahd" business school.
a 26-year-old college dropout who carries president bush’s breath mints and makes him peanut butter-and-jelly sandwiches will follow in his boss’s footsteps this fall when he enrolls at harvard business school (hbs) - the crimson and the nation
oh...great...a bushie "hair" apparent.

Jackie, from Brooklyn, NY writes:
Hi Blake, you are doing a great job, I would like to know what is that bag that you always carry on your shoulder, when you are following the President. and, are you part of the secret service? I see you always talk to them.

Thanks a lot

Blake Gottesman
Fortunately for the President and the country, I am not - in any way - responsible for the President's safety. I do work closely with them, though. All the men and women of the Secret Service, especially the Presidential Protection Division (PPD), do a fantastic job, and I am proud to call many of them my friends.

The bag just has hair products for me. I keep all the President's official stuff in my suit pockets.

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chip the foreigners

or maybe they'll go ahead and chip us all. (cue twilight zone music now....)

verichip's silverman bandied about the idea of chipping foreigners on national television tuesday, emboldened by the bush administration call to know "who is in our country and why they are here." he told fox & friends that the verichip could be used to register guest workers, verify their identities as they cross the border, and "be used for enforcement purposes at the employer level." he added, "we have talked to many people in washington about using it...."

the numbering and chipping of people seems like a plot from a dystopian novel, but the company has gotten the buy-in from highly placed current and former government officials, including columbian president alvaro uribe. he reportedly told senator arlen specter (r-pa) that he would consider having microchips implanted into colombian workers before they are permitted to enter the united states to work on a seasonal basis.

...tommy thompson, former secretary of health and human services joined the board of verichip corporation after leaving his bush administration cabinet post. shortly thereafter, he went on national television recommending that all americans get chipped as a way to link to their medical records. he also suggested the verichip could replace military dog tags, and a spokesman boasted that the company had been in talks with the pentagon. - spychips

are we not men? no...we are levi's. (apologies to devo)...oh...and say hello to spychips rfid blog, too.

(thank you mike!)
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law & order: suv

Example
the freeway blogger has some fun with suv's

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gotta know when to fold'em

and know when to hold'em (moronic politicos) accountable.
beginning next month, washington residents who play poker or make other types of wagers on the internet will be committing a class c felony, equivalent under the law to possessing child pornography, threatening the governor or torturing an animal.

although the head of the state gambling commission says it is unlikely that individual online gamblers will be targeted for arrest, the new law carries stiff penalties: as much as five years in prison and a $10,000 fine. - seattle pi

so...going into a card club and playing some staked poker games is legal but doing it at home online is a felony?

posted by Cookie Jill at 7:54 AM | 2 comments

yeah...we're making friends in iraq

photographs taken by a marine intelligence team have convinced investigators that a marine unit killed as many as 24 unarmed iraqis, some of them "execution-style," in the insurgent stronghold of haditha after a roadside bomb killed an american in november, officials close to the investigation said friday.

the pictures are said to show wounds to the upper bodies of the victims, who included several women and six children. some were shot in the head and some in the back, congressional and defense officials said. - latte times
posted by Cookie Jill at 7:16 AM | 0 comments

my tirade against tyrants

i have an overly long post which deconstructs sen harry reid's support of generalissimo hayden. a post in which i ask harry to resign as head of the senate democrats.
posted by George at 12:47 AM | 0 comments

email to sen. murray

the nsa shouldn't be spying on americans without a warrant. what the hell were you thinking when you voted for generallisimo hayden? please resign immediately, sen. murray, your vote for fascism was not why i voted for you in 2004. have you no shame? have you no respect for the american constitution? how could you vote for this lawless man? please do not run in 2010. i will support whoever runs against you.
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Friday, May 26, 2006

say hello

to left in the heartland.
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skippy's long lost cousin

wants in on some media attention.

Example

and now some news about the american idol sponsor....

coca cola plant's twin tubewells siphon off close to 2.5 million of litres of drinking water a day from the district's aquifer, resulting in a sharp fall in ground water levels, dry wells and hand-pumps, and the destruction of local agriculture. the company has also been charged with polluting fields and water bodies with toxic effluents, lowering farm yield, encroaching on government land, and intimidating local dissenters.
posted by Cookie Jill at 9:40 PM | 0 comments

email to senator cantwell

thank you, sen. cantwell for voting against generalissimo hayden. if you had voted to confirm him i would voted against both democrats and republicans in the us senate race in washington state.
posted by George at 8:33 PM | 0 comments

happy blogiversary

markos.
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memorial day weekend

not just for deep discount sales and barbeques anymore.

memorial day greetings from arlington west, santa barbara, united state of california.
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smoke 'em if you got 'em

the washpost: study finds no cancer-marijuana connection

the new findings "were against our expectations," said donald tashkin of the university of california at los angeles, a pulmonologist who has studied marijuana for 30 years.

"we hypothesized that there would be a positive association between marijuana use and lung cancer, and that the association would be more positive with heavier use," he said. "what we found instead was no association at all, and even a suggestion of some protective effect."

federal health and drug enforcement officials have widely used tashkin's previous work on marijuana to make the case that the drug is dangerous. tashkin said that while he still believes marijuana is potentially harmful, its cancer-causing effects appear to be of less concern than previously thought.

earlier work established that marijuana does contain cancer-causing chemicals as potentially harmful as those in tobacco, he said. however, marijuana also contains the chemical thc, which he said may kill aging cells and keep them from becoming cancerous.
thanks and a tip of the bush kangaroo hat to commentor hugh over at fdl for the link.
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and the "best analogy of the week award" goes to

mahablog, for this one:


sure there is still plenty of politicking going on in banquet halls and airport hangars. but these days most politics happens in media, not in the flesh. and the biggest part of that media is electronic — television and radio — with political hacks and professional insiders serving as the self-appointed proxies of we, the people.

in the mass media age political discourse devolved into something like puppet theater. we turn on the little puppet theater box in our living rooms and watch representative partisans bash each other like punch and judy. and we know their strings are being pulled by more powerful forces hidden behind the scenery. the performance may be entertaining, but the audience can only watch, passively. the audience has no part in the script.

exactly how is that more “real” than the internet?

look! it's punch
Example

and judy!
Example

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comfortably numb

the satirical political report enters mad kane territory with the song parody dubya's just another prick on the wall.

addendum: while we're on the subject of song parodies, listen to what if god smoked cannabis?
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"man, these friggin' democrats..." (one miffed mocker's mulling)

every silver lining has a dark cloud.

discuss...
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are those flip-flops you're wearing or have you suddenly become happy to see us?

trex at fdl describes how the chicks still aren't ready to make nice, even tho "falaf" bill o'reilly, apparently, is.
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quote of the day

kevin, of lean left (a blog that deserves widespread praise and readership, in our opinion), on today's press corp:

god help us all, we are ruled by fifty year old high schoolers. that is the defining fact of the last two decades. the country is cursed with press more interest din gossip than reality, more concerned with their notions of in and out than with good policy and bad. the democrats simply cannot sit back and assume the press will do its job. they have given ample notice tis week that they are quite content to play their high school games and drown out the real news with catty nonsense and “did you see what he was wearing” and “i heard that she doesn’t really like him” and “omigod! he is so cool. pas s him a note in chem asking if he has a girlfriend!”
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whose lie?

via tom tomorrow, it looks like the case of the haditha massacre is about to hit the fan:

a military investigation into the deaths of two dozen iraqis last november is expected to find that a small number of marines in western iraq carried out extensive, unprovoked killings of civilians, congressional, military and pentagon officials said thursday.

an image from videotape taken shortly after a fatal raid in haditha, iraq. residents there said several marines carried out unprovoked killings.

two lawyers involved in discussions about individual marines’ defenses said they thought the investigation could result in charges of murder, a capital offense. that possibility and the emerging details of the killings have raised fears that the incident could be the gravest case involving misconduct by american ground forces in iraq.

officials briefed on preliminary results of the inquiry said the civilians killed at haditha, a lawless, insurgent-plagued city deep in sunni-dominated anbar province, did not die from a makeshift bomb, as the military first reported, or in cross-fire between marines and attackers, as was later announced. a separate inquiry has begun to find whether the events were deliberately covered up.

evidence indicates that the civilians were killed during a sustained sweep by a small group of marines that lasted three to five hours and included shootings of five men standing near a taxi at a checkpoint, and killings inside at least two homes that included women and children, officials said.
whose lai?
posted by skippy at 10:31 AM | 0 comments

friday cockatiel blogging

Example
angelina, big boy and clicky. notice big boy has devil eyes.
posted by skippy at 10:29 AM | 0 comments

Desmond and Hamza



Hamza El Din video



Desmond Dekker video


The loss of two great talents was announced today – Desmond Dekker and Hamza El Din.

Dekker’s song “Israelites” was a surprise hit out of Jamaica in the 1960’s, long before reggae became trendy or popular. (The same thing happened with “My Boy Lollipop” by Millie Small.) Teenagers across America and the UK puzzled over the lyrics, which said (more or less) “my wife and-a kids they pack up and leave me/darling she said I was yours to receive/I don’t want to end up like Bonnie and Clyde.”

Desmond was a brilliant singer and songwriter. He was slated to star in “The Harder They Come” but had to bow out for health reasons. Jimmy Cliff got the role and became a huge star. Desmond had written “You Can Get It If You Really Want” for the movie, and it became a Cliff hit. My son and I were just listening to his records on our road trip this week – but then, that’s no real coincidence. He’s a family favorite, so we listen to him often.

Desmond Dekker died at 64. The AP obit for him says that he was a “welder” before becoming a singer, but then lots of reggae singers (including Bob Marley) told hapless reporters they had been welders – since “welding” was a Jamaican euphemism for sex.

Hamza El Din played the oud, a Middle Eastern lute – beautifully – and sang both traditional and modern songs. He helped bring Arab and Nubian music to the West, as well as embodying the gentle Muslim tradition of courtesy and gentility known as “adab.” He played with the Grateful Dead, taught music in San Francisco, and worked for years to open cross-cultural doors. He was 76.

Two ambassadors, two great musicians. We’ll remember them.

posted by RJ Eskow at 8:04 AM | 0 comments

Gunshots in DC at Rayburn Office Building garage

There's a report that there were gunshots in the Rayburn Office Building garage that I have seen at CNN and Yahoo, but there is no more information on it than that, except to say that he capitol is "on lockdown", whatever that means. I'll post more if I get more.

UPDATE: This is everything that CNN has right now:

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Capitol Police said Friday they were investigating reports of shots fired in the garage of the Rayburn Office Building, where members of the House have their offices.

The entire Capitol complex has been locked down, CNN's Dana Bash reported.

Tunnels connect all of the buildings in the complex.


UPDATE: Yahoo News has more on the story, but everyone is playing it pretty low-key. Nothing really of significance beyond what has been reported so far is known.
posted by DBK at 7:59 AM | 0 comments

friday random 10

Today's random walk:

  1. "Betty & Dupree," Cookie & His Cupcakes - Heartbreak with piano triplets.
  2. "Nashville Cats," Lovin' Spoonful - Great record. But "yellow Sun records" were from Memphis, John, not Nashville.
  3. "A Picture of Me Without You," George Jones - Seeing George sing this on TV is 1968 changed my life. No kidding.
  4. "Stormy Monday Blues," Bobby Bland - The Voice does T-Bone's classic.
  5. "Party of Special Things to Do," White Stripes - Unto each generation is sent a rock & roller. This time it's Jack.
  6. "I'm Ready," Muddy Waters
  7. "It's a Good Feeling," Smokey Robinson - He says his biggest vocal influence was Sarah Vaughan.
  8. "Junkie's Promise," Sonic Youth
  9. "My Shoes Keep Walking Back to You," Webb Pierce
  10. "Ain't That Lovin' You Baby (live)," Van Morrison
  11. BONUS TRACKS: "Runnin' Dry (Requiem for the Rockets)," Neil Young & Crazy Horse
  12. "Ego Trip," Albert Collins
posted by RJ Eskow at 7:48 AM | 0 comments

What is "net neutrality" and why should you support it?

I just came across this explanation of net neutrality at Bluejersey. It is the best, easiest to understand explanation of the issue I have seen so far.

It also makes clear why everyone who isn't actually in charge of a large corporation should support net neutrality. Small business owners and employees, mid-size business owners and employees, anyone who sends email, anyone who wants to be able to use the Internet for any reason, should be calling their representatives in Washington and telling those representatives to support net neutrality.

(Cross-posted from Blanton's and Ashton's, where the brin d'amour is always fresh.)
posted by DBK at 5:51 AM | 0 comments

and now, some actual great news...

the bill for net neutrality, house resolution 5417, was passed by the house judiciary committee yesterday, 20-13. now it goes to the full house. the c-level heads of soulless telecoms who have dumped hundreds of millions of dollars into their efforts to screw up the internet for their own enrichment will just have to wait a little longer. pity that.

oh, which reminds me: at&t; is one of those soulless telecoms. the same at&t that happily hands its customers' phone records to the nsa. the same at&t; that has been my long-distance carrier for fourteen years. and this is how at&t treats me. it might be time to sign on with a new long-distance carrier. anyway...

the fourteen democrats who did the right thing: edward berman, rick boucher, john conyers, sheila jackson-lee, zoe lofgren, jerrold nadler, linda sanchez, adam schiff, robert scott, chris van hollen, debbie wasserman-schultz, maxine waters, anthony weiner, and robert wexler.

the six republicans who did the right thing: chris cannon, bob goodlatte, robert inglis, william jenkins, daniel lungren, and james sensenbrenner.

the twelve republicans who did the republican thing: spencer bachus, steve chabot, howard coble, tom feeney, randy forbes, trent franks, elton gallegly, mark green, john hostettler, ric keller, steve king, and lamar smith.

and the one democrat who voted "present": william delahunt. his d.c. office phone number: (202) 225-3111. or, if you prefer, you can visit his website and voice your disappointment in him there.

for phone numbers and websites of all the other committee members, go here.

enjoy your day...
posted by Jim Yeager at 4:37 AM | 0 comments

it's also the kind of milk we drink

a little reality examines exactly what 2% is of.
posted by skippy at 12:23 AM | 0 comments

rohe v. waif

taylor marsh lets annthrax have it for dumping on jean rohe:

"spineless suck-ups"? exactly who did jean rohe suck up to, exactly? it certainly wasn't john mccain or new school president bob kerrey. she laid those elders out.
And the last time I looked it was john mccain losing his soul to "the man" at liberty.

but as for insulting ms. coulter's "intelligence," well, that hardly is worth the effort. we're talking about a woman who hails senator joseph mccarthy as a hero. she's a soft sister from connecticut, trumpeting spiritually and connectivity when no one wants to claim her. she's a hypocrite of the highest order. no wonder she and sean hannity are pals.

ann coulter, stossel and the dean of disinformation, david horowitz, believe that the anti-establishment rebels in colleges across this country are all leaning republican.

who's buying that one?

why would young people, who have their lie detectors on lock and load, buy what over 60% of america aren't buying anymore? they aren't, they won't and they don't.

wake up and smell the wingnut fairy tale burning, because no one is leaning republican anymore.
posted by skippy at 12:02 AM | 0 comments

Thursday, May 25, 2006

the cookie jar rant...beware the chips are flying

i'm mad as hades and not going to take it anymore.

campaign commercials come fast and furious in california around voting time. the state is undergoing some serious issues that we have to face up to and find solutions for. but you couldn't tell that from the sludge, aka campaign spots, of the two democratic "goobernatorial" challengers - steve westly and phil angelides.

i got fed up. i decided to let some fellow "donks" know that i will not be voting for either phil or steve. if neither could talk like an adult, they didn't deserve my vote. if neither could talk about themselves without playing moronic high school "tit for tat" slime tossing...why should i expect anything different should they get into office?

i called dr. dean's office at the national level. the office has always been great when i have called up with complaints, concerns and words of encouragement for the good doctor from vermont. and, as before, they were great in listening and thanking me for taking time out to call and voicing my concerns.

i called the offices of the california democratic party. the office in sacramento has always been rude, unresponsive and condescending. they basically told me "tough luck" in a very snotty tone of voice. the office in los angeles was an entirely different story. i had a great intelligent discussion with the woman who answered the phone. we bantered. we laughed. we weighed pros and cons of not voting. she empathized. hell....if i could remember her name i recommend we put her on the next gubernatorial ballot. (note to california democrats - don't bother calling the sacramento office. go straight to the los angeles office.)

i called westly's campaign. i think the silence on the other end of the phone after my rant said it all....

i finally got through to angelides' campaign. the guy at the other end of the line was defensive and slightly condescending. "well if you would only bother to look at the candidates..." he sniped at me. ah...hello, dude. i have. neither one is good enough for my vote.

it feels good to get some concerns off of ones chest. it's telling to hear the various responses to my concerns. makes me want to do it daily. hmmmm......

my call for tomorrow....to nancy pelosi's office to tell her to "go girl" and thank her for standing up to the black caucus. if we have a dirty dem in the house...time to do some cleaning. it has nothing to do with race or position. it has to do with holding our own to the same laws we are accusing the other side of the aisle of breaking. now...if i as a regular american had $90,000 wrapped in tin foil in the fridge and video footage of me taking a $100,000 bribe could i expect to keep my day job without wearing some black and white striped outfit?

oh..and mr. jefferson....you think i'm not paying you f*****king enough to keep honest?
hey, tell you what, you egotistic cheeseball....i'll take your healthcare options that my taxes go to paying for you....i have no healthcare coverage. i could use access to a doctor or dentist one of these years.

better stop typing and save my fingers for dialing tomorrow.
posted by Cookie Jill at 11:13 PM | 0 comments

Pathetic conservatives

Via James Wolcott, comes this wailing lament for aWol.


Perhaps I am a dim bulb, but President Bush has never surprised me, and that is probably why I have never felt let down or "betrayed" by him. He is, in essentials, precisely who he has ever been. He did not surprise me when he managed, in August of 2001, to find a morally workable solution in the matter of Embryonic Stem Cells. He did not surprise me when, a month later, he stood on a pile of rubble and lifted a broken city from its knees. When my NYFD friends told me of the enormous consolation and strength he brought to his meetings with grieving families, I was not surprised.
I am feeling agreeable so to The Anchoress, I'll say, yes, perhaps you are a dim bulb.

This is the aWol Apologist at her purest. The praising of aWol for his response to the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks when what anyone with the ability to think critically would recognize as one of the greatest failures ever by a president.

There's the standard misrepresentation by the conservatives too...


There were no surprises when he went after an Iraq which everyone believed had WMD...

As Wolcott points out, The Anchoress writes like Peggy Noonan at her most shrill although even Noonan has shown an inclination of late to throw Bush under the bus. She at least recognizes Bush is an anchor to sink the conservative movement whereas The Anchoress just can't seem to understand that if everyone is running away from aWol, it is because he is a monster and not the hero she wishes him to be.

But what really shows how dishonest or insufferably unobservant The Anchoress to be was this:


When my NYFD friends told me...


Would anyone who really has friends on the Fire Department write "NYFD?" I've only visited New York twice in my life. Once on my honeymoon and once after the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks when the New York Times wrote an editorial pleading for tourists to return to the city to save the city's economy. I passed by many fire stations on that grim day caused by Bush's inattention to the numerous warnings given to him of an impending attack. (Just as he ignored the Hurricane Katrina warnings later.)

And I know this. Anchoress, it is FDNY. This is a long standing point of pride with the firefighters and EMS workers. It is not the kind of mistake anyone who really has friends on the FDNY would ever make.

The Anchoress is not attached to reality in believing the American public failed aWol and not the other way around. Nor is she much attached to telling the truth. And those explain why she is able to be a proud supporter of aWol.

posted by Carnacki at 10:12 PM | 0 comments

it's snow season

Example
one snow job moves in....another snow job set to go.
treasury secretary john snow has signaled to the white house he is ready to leave once president bush has picked a successor, administration officials and people close to snow said thursday. - ap

the bush administration was said to have sounded out some top wall street executives, including goldman sachs chairman henry paulson, but was having trouble attracting a candidate from the financial markets to serve at treasury for the remaining 2 1/2 years of bush's tenure. - the boston globe

"and the new treasury secretary, what a record we have here! john snow, chairman of a champion corporate tax-dodger. according to citizens for tax justice, snow's company, csx corp., a railroad, paid no federal income tax at all in three of the past four years. instead of paying taxes, csx supplemented its over $1 billion in pretax profits (los angeles times) over the four years with a total of $164 million in tax rebate checks from the federal government. just the guy we need at treasury -- makes a profit, pays no taxes and gets tax rebates on the taxes he didn't pay. during the same period, csx gave snow $36 million in salary, bonuses, stock and options, and forgave a $24 million loan so he would not lose money along with other shareholders as the company's stock price declined. lends a whole new meaning to 'snow job.' - sourcewatch
posted by Cookie Jill at 9:08 PM | 0 comments

california dreamin'

for the latest on what blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!) has to say about california's upcoming primary, we direct you to jsw's diary at calitics, which discusses angelides v. westley v. schwarzenegger, pombo, doolittle, winograd (and our own musings about harman) as well as immigration and other various and sundry items upcoming in the june 6 election.
posted by skippy at 8:50 PM | 0 comments

have you thanked the little energy company

that could bring down enron? the modern day, david - the snohomish county public utility district.

time to re-thank them for taking on kennyboy et al.

from their 2/2005 press release
snohomish county public utility district (pud) today publicly released a new set of evidence showing enron energy traders fabricated repair needs in order to take a nevada power plant offline during the height of power blackouts in california in early 2001. the evidence also highlights illegal gaming schemes that crossed into canada and involved senior enron officials. pud evidence reveals that enron’s market manipulation started at least two years prior to the western energy crisis as part of a premeditated plan to reap unjust profits from western consumers. the evidence was filed this week at the federal energy regulatory commission (ferc) as part of the pud's efforts to void a $122 million lawsuit by enron against the pud.

“beyond the illegal nature of enron's gaming of the energy market, its insensitivity to human suffering is reprehensible,” said pud general counsel michael gianunzio. “countless consumers and businesses lost thousands of dollars during blackouts. this new evidence reaffirms that ferc should require enron to disgorge all illegal profits and to void the $122 million termination payment that enron is seeking from the pud.
posted by Cookie Jill at 8:44 PM | 0 comments

imagine this happening in america

you think that urban dwelling americans could live with these "little inconveniences"....how long do you think it would take americans to start vigilante groups to protest?
welcome to baghdad after the "liberation". and this administration wonders why iraqis want the u.s. out of their country.and why they have started little vigilante groups to speed up the process.
posted by Cookie Jill at 8:30 PM | 0 comments

da vinci is like the beatles: bigger than christ

tho here in the usa, the da vinci code opened slightly lower than the first weekend of william wallace's the passion of the christ, the new tom hanks/magneto/doc ock flick creamed the son of god worldwide, doing especially well in catholic countries. deadline hollywood daily:

sony pictures told me exclusively this morning that da vinci code earned $224 million worldwide, making it the second biggest opening weekend of all time worldwide. (the only movie that did better was star wars 3, the last of the prequels, with $254 mil). that dvc figure broke down to $147 mil internationally, and $77 mil domestically. the studio told me that the film is the no. 1 all-time opening weekend internationally. dvc was #1 in predominantly catholic countries italy and spain, and #1 or #2 in every south american territory…according to box office mojo, dvc ranked #13 on the all-time u.s. opening weekend, behind mel gibson's the passion of the christ. but, internationally, dvc swamped passion.
of course, the box office sweepstakes isn't the only reason the faithful are upset at dvc (which makes it sound like a tv shopping network). william wallace himself came out strong against the fact that people might think it was, well, fact:

mel gibson has gone a bit ”mad max” over the “da vinci code.” the director of “the passion of the christ” says that the latest hit movie based upon religion “weaves facts with maverick theories” reports a web site citing hollywood.com as its source.

however, gibson of all people should be the last person to criticize any film for taking dramatic license by positing theories and/or spinning some imagined history.

after all, the former maverick had more than a few “maverick” moments in his jesus movie.
personally, we find it highly ironic when anybody who takes the bible as literal fact gets upset over the possibility that somebody else might believe a movie.

the real reason, in our opinion, that the faithful are getting the vapors over dvc is not so much that movie-goers would suddenly stop believing in christ and start believing in dan brown. no, we think that the religious officialdom of christianity is worried that the "faithful" might do something even worse...start asking questions! like san luis obispo resident connie hasley:

it was like, ‘gosh, is this true? did it really happen that way?’ ” the 41-year-old mother of two said. “i remember thinking, ‘this could really change people’s perception.’ ”

according to hasley, the novel’s main premise — that the catholic church spent centuries covering up the idea that jesus christ married and had a child — didn’t rock her faith as a christian. but it made her realize how little she knows about the founding of her own religion.

“now i really do want to know what pieces are totally bogus and what pieces are true,” she said.
heaven forbid (literally) that blue-collar work-a-day christians start reading up on the council of nicaea...when church leaders decided which parts of the bible would be included in the official version...and whether or not jesus was divine.
posted by skippy at 4:55 PM | 0 comments

apologia

we have recently been reprimanded by several commentors on dkos and the booman tribune, where we cross-posted our sick and tired rant and our analysis of jane harman.

multiple dkossacks dressed us down for using the world "slut" (as in, "jane, you ignorant slut") and some over at booman were quite perturbed at our use of "nancyboys" to describe the pusilanimous repubbbs that would surrender civil rights in the mock-war against "terra."

we now realize we may have offended a great deal of people. we have reconsidered, and now wish to offer our regrets in an act of sincere contrition.

we apologize to all you sluts and nancyboys out there.
posted by skippy at 4:01 PM | 0 comments

happy third blogiversary*

to norbizness and happy furry pupppy story time, who is holding his first annual post roast.


*yes! talkleft coined that phrase!
posted by skippy at 3:55 PM | 0 comments

Podcast with congressional candidate

Check out my interview of Tom Wyka, candidate for Congress in New Jersey's 11th district, at Bluejersey. Enjoy the fun as he and I share a laugh about the prospect of incumbent Rodney Frelinghuysen (R) doing the right thing.

(Cross-posted from Blanton's and Ashton's, where the fromage is always fresh.)
posted by DBK at 1:32 PM | 0 comments

an offer he can't refuse...

a "letter" from one "made man" to "another," courtesy of buzzflash:

...listen denny, the man owns your house! you got it? that's rule number one. he can come in anytime he wants and you just put out a plate of cold cuts and some scotch and welcome him like royalty, okay?

after all, mr. rove was just having the fbi go after a black democratic congressman to play the race card and shift the focus from the ongoing revelations about the republican mob. it was a two-fer. magnifico!

and what did you do? you ruined the operation.

you start screaming about how "your house" was violated and the separation of powers and all that stuff that gave me a headache in high school. the man is the power: there ain't no separation. you dig, denny?

and then you sign a letter with that democratic lady -- "poodle pelosi" -- asking the fbi to return the files they seized from that black guy's office. man, you're lucky you're still breathing, my friend. you got mud all over karl's good work. you sat on his cheese sandwich. a made man like yourself ought to know better...


("never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking..." -- don corleone)
posted by Jim Yeager at 11:42 AM | 0 comments

guilty!

Example
Example
on all countson enough counts to matter!!
posted by skippy at 10:47 AM | 0 comments

Saving the Internet: Net Neutrality Actions Today

A critical vote is going down in Congress right now and we need you to get phones ringing off the hook on Capitol Hill.

The House Judiciary Committee is beginning to "mark up" a good Net Neutrality bill at around 11am (EST) this morning. Then they're going to vote on whether to bring it to the full floor. Many in the Committee are being pressured by AT&T;, Verizon and other major telcos to vote down the net neutrality provisions in this bipartisan bill.

Below are the members who need to hear from you and your readers to support this important bill. Urge them to support the Sensenbrenner-Conyers "Internet Freedom and Nondiscrimination Act of 2006" (HR 5417) in the Judiciary Committee -- and to support it without amendment. (Saying without amendment is key as the telcos want to re-write it in a way that guts Internet freedom).

Here are the members who need to hear from you and your readers right now:

Marty Meehan (D-Mass. 5th)
Phone: (202) 225-3411
Fax: (202) 226-0771
http://www.house.gov/writerep
martin.meehan@mail.house.gov

Howard Berman (D-Calif. 28th)
Phone: 202-225-4695
Fax: 202-225-3196
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

William Delahunt (D-Mass. 10th)
Phone: (202) 225-3111
Fax: (202) 225-5658
William.Delahunt@mail.house.gov

Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-Texas 18th)
Phone: (202) 225-3816
Fax: (202) 225-3317
http://www.jacksonlee.house.gov/feedback.cfm?campaign=jacksonlee&type=Let%27s%20Talk

Bobby Scott (D-Va. 3rd)
Phone: (202) 225-8351
Fax: (202) 225-8354
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

Chris Van Hollen (D-Md. 8th)
Phone: (202) 225-5341
Fax: (202) 225-0375
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

Maxine Waters (D-Calif. 35th)
Phone: (202) 225-2201
Fax: (202) 225-7854
http://www.house.gov/waters/IMA/issue.htm

Mel Watt (D-N.C. 12th)
Tel. (202) 225-1510
Fax (202) 225-1512
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y. 9th)
Phone: (202) 225-6616
Fax: (202) 226-7253
weiner@mail.house.gov

Robert Wexler (D-Fla. 19th)
phone: (202) 225-3001
fax: (202) 225-5974
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

Howard Coble (R-NC 6th)
phone: (202) 225-3065
fax: (202) 225-8611
howard.coble@mail.house.gov

Elton Gallegly (R-CA 24th)
phone: (202) 225-5811
fax: (202) 225-1100
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

Bob Goodlatte (R-VA 6th)
phone: (202) 225-5431
fax: (202) 225-9681
http://www.house.gov/goodlatte/emailbob.htm

Steve Chabot (R-OH 5th)
phone: (202) 225-2216
fax: (202) 225-3012 (fax)
http://www.house.gov/chabot/email.html

Dan Lungren (R-CA 3rd)
phone: (202) 225-5716
fax: (202) 226-1298
http://www.house.gov/lungren/feedback.shtml

William Jenkins (R-TN 1st)
phone: (202) 225-6356
fax: (202) 225-5714
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

John Hostettler (R-IN 8th)
phone: (202) 225-4636
fax: (202) 225-3284
john.hostettler@mail.house.gov

Mark Green (R-WI 8th)
phone: (202) 225-5665
fax: (202) 225-5729
mark.green@mail.house.gov

Ric Keller (R-FL 8th)
phone: (202) 225-2176
fax: (202) 225-0999
http://www.house.gov/writerep/
posted by DBK at 7:45 AM | 0 comments

Freedom is on the stumble

Apparently it is now a crime in public schools for a kid to write something, on his own time on his own web log, about how he is being disciplined for complaining about his school on his own time on his own web log.

The ACLU has the case. I'm rooting for freedom in all its ugly rawness.

(Cross-posted from Blanton's and Ashton's)
posted by DBK at 6:48 AM | 0 comments

not much under the hat

martini republic thinks roger simon has lost it.
posted by skippy at 12:47 AM | 0 comments

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

a valid reason to love that random "next blog" button at the top of blogger sites

we found susanne's blog, where she describes her "date with the dixie chicks." apparently she somehow got into a media presentation with natalie, marnie and the other one, who answered questions and sang some songs for a select audience of a hundred people or so.

Example

suzanne had a great time! we are jealous!
posted by skippy at 9:29 PM | 0 comments

and, by the way, guys, they filmed "star wars" right here on earth, too

how stupid are conservatives? so stupid, that the guys who put together the tom delay defense fund use stephen colbert as a source for their assertions. nico at think progress tells us:

this morning, delay’s legal defense fund sent out a mass email criticizing the movie “the big buy: tom delay’s stolen congress,” by “outfoxed” creator robert greenwald.

the email features a “one-pager on the truth behind liberal hollywood’s the big buy,” and the lead item is colbert’s interview with greenwald on comedy central (where colbert plays a faux-conservative, o’reilly-esque character). the headline of the “fact sheet”:

hollywood pulls michael moore stunt on delay
colbert cracks the story on real motivations behind the movie

delay thinks colbert is so persuasive, he’s now featuring the full video of the interview at the top of the legal fund’s website. and why not? according to the email, greenwald “crashed and burned” under the pressure of colbert’s hard-hitting questions, like “who hates america more, you or michael moore?”
too bad for delay that rowan and martin stopped doing "news of the future," he might like to know if he's going to jail or not.
posted by skippy at 9:14 PM | 0 comments

say hello

to the brand new bag and 76003dot1414.
posted by skippy at 8:59 PM | 0 comments

an inconvenient email

we got the following missive from moveon.org:

an inconvenient truth" opens in hollywood tonight and it's already creating a buzz across the country. thousands of us are headed to the theater tonight and this weekend to see it. some of the shows are already sold out.

how the movie does today and over the weekend will determine how it's received in the press and even how many other cities get to see it. that's why we're asking folks to pledge and get tickets in advance to see the film.

you can sign the pledge and buy tickets to the film (for any day) through the link below. just click here:

http://political.moveon.org/seethetruth/?id=7765-2894079-abkgkqfnf7_8ouxehz9iqw&t=4

you'll also be invited to join a special conference call with al gore in early june where you can learn more about global warming and ask him questions. plus, paramount classics just announced that it will donate 5% of ticket sales to the alliance for climate protection—so just by going to see the film, you'll be donating to help fight global warming.

the movie is technically a documentary, but it's also been described as a thriller and some folks have even called it scary. it's scary because it's a serious look at the grave path we're heading down if we don't take real steps to stop global warming today. i've seen it and it's a powerful film. even though i pay pretty close attention to these issues, it made me think about the crisis we face in a whole new way…

you can check out the trailer here. then, please sign the pledge and get tickets to see it by clicking below:

http://political.moveon.org/seethetruth/?id=7765-2894079-abkgkqfnf7_8ouxehz9iqw&t=6

see you at the theater,

–eli, nita, tom, rosalyn and the moveon.org political action team
wednesday, may 24th, 2006
posted by skippy at 8:54 PM | 0 comments

survey says: good golly miss molly....

whilst blogsurfing, i discovered amanda marcotte of pandagon waxing snarky about -- get this -- the top 50 conservative rocks songs of all time. there's one way to grab my attention.

so i gets t' readin' it. first song on the list: "won't get fooled again" by the who. i damn near fouled my boxers, i was laughing so hard. (note to self: in the future, blog first, pig out on pizza later.) are these people for real?! they adopted a british band's song about the unfairness of the british system circa 1971 as their american conservative anthem? were their drugs kicking in at the time, or wearing off?!

and what does this song's chorus say about their inherent gullibility? i get on my knees and pray we won't get fooled again -- hel-lo-ooo, could you wonder bread types pretty please with sugar on it peel yourselves away from american idol and fox news long enough to... oh, i dunno... give a f&#k?

okay, stupid question. more the fool me. let's try a different tack.

better yet, let's launch a new survey:

what are the 50 greatest liberal rock songs of all time?

'cause when you think about it, "rock songs" and "conservative" go together the way water and oil do. rock and roll, whatever it looks like nowadays, has always been a liberal animal. leave your selections in the comments section, or e-mail them to me. (i won't rank them when all's said and done, i'll just announce the most popular fifty -- the last survey i conducted evolved into a migraine.)

til further on...
posted by Jim Yeager at 12:24 PM | 0 comments

jane stop this crazy thing

continuing our discussion of jane "not bozo larry" harman and her race to keep her seat from marcy winograd (who might actually get something done), we direct you to a couple of comments from when we posted our diary on dkos (we are saving you from the majority of commenters, who, missing the point entirely, assumed we were right wing trolls for using the word "slut," as in, "jane, you ignorant slut." and they say the left has no sense of humor.

paul in virginia used to work on capitol hill. and he tells us about jane:

i would not be surprised if she went ballistic on a pelosi staffer at one time or on one who made it to a position where that person could exert some payback on her.

her reputation for how she treated her staff and the staff of other congresspersons was pretty legendary when i was there a little over ten years ago. every time i see her on tv, as a matter of fact, i still get the willies.

i have seen staffers from other offices come back to the office after a meeting where she was at in tears. not once but twice with two different people. she gets mean-spiritied and personal and thinks nothing of berating staff in public. i never worked for her, nor ever would.

as a matter of fact, i quit the whole capitol hill game after seeing that kind of crap from people like her and seeing that the other side had just taken over. there are people who are vindictive and almost insane. then there is her.

i would look at a congressional directory going back to that time i was there (i am not sure if this is true now) and look up how much her staff rotated. i don't thinkl even wal-mart had that kind of rotation. let's just say it was an inside joke amongst dem staffers that they would starve before they even considered applying at her office (these were staffers who lost their jobs in 1994).

i don't want to engage in anything else specifically because it was not anything i saw first hand. i stayed far, far away from her.
and when jane herself posted on dkos, commenter venice ca asked her

why did you run away from the code pink members at the venice farmers' market? it cannot be a surprise that many, if not most, of your constituents in this area are against the war in iraq. i'm know that you heard from us in the months preceding the invasion, and continue to hear from us. we are now the majority in this country.

you have much to answer for regarding your support for this illegal war. what have you done regarding the illegal use of torture, the misrepresentation of intelligence to justify the invasion of iraq? what will you do to prevent the invasion and/or bombing of iran? why do you think you are qualified to represent us?
to which ms. harman failed to reply. venice ca, in another diary, described the incident to which she referred, as related to her by her husband, an eye-witness:

the following was related to me by my husband:

jane harman comes to the friday morning venice farmers' market to meet and greet voters in her district. it's a small farmers' market as these things go in los angeles. it's easy to see everything that's going on in the parking lot where it's held.

unfortunately for ms. harman, jodie evans of code pink is in her district, as well as a code pink office. while my husband is finishing the shopping, he sees a several code pink women approaching jane harman. they ask her the hard questions on iraq, and are not satisfied with her refusal to call for an end to the occupation. on his way to join the group to speak with ms. harman, he sees her turn and stalk out of the market.

he was particularly struck by the fact that ms. harman lost her temper at her constituents when pressed on her politics. he wanted to ask the same questions, but as he said, "the ladies beat me to it."

venice has a reputation as a politically active community with a progressive (detractors say socialist!) and pacifist agenda. could jane harman be so ignorant of her district that she didn't know that her support of the iraq war would be challenged if she appeared in venice?

during last year's municipal elections, venice supported progressive bill rosendahl for la city council. his was a grass roots campaign that inspired us to get out the vote. he won. we are hoping for the same with marcy.
finally, take a look at another of venice ca's comments, to which marcy winograd made a personal reply.
posted by skippy at 11:51 AM | 0 comments

mad about the nytimes

mad kane, that is!
posted by skippy at 11:47 AM | 0 comments

do not adjust your blog

Example
it's time once again for media needle theater.
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the lizard king's heart of glass

blondie v. the doors mashup...riders rapture...the video.
posted by skippy at 12:21 AM | 0 comments

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

deal with the devil

loaded mouth brings us the meta-whore faust is.
posted by skippy at 8:58 PM | 0 comments

we are just sick and tired of it all - a skippy rant

we are sick of panty-waisted namby pamby cowards who pee their pants at the thought of a rag-tag bunch of disorganized zealots from the desert who screech "death to america." have these nancy boys no gumption, no spine, no grit? have they no balls?

we grew up during the 60's, when america had a real enemy, an enemy that could actually blow this country up: the soviet union. a country with a real government, a real army, a real cadre of nuclear missiles and submarines which, at any moment, was poised to shoot across the oceans onto our heads.

we grew up with the fear of air raid sirens going off at any possible moment; we grew up with the constant rehearsals in school of "duck and cover," as if the wooden slate of our desks were going to shield us from the 20 megaton nuclear bomb implanted in the nose of the icbm theoretically heading down towards our quivering little bodies.

we grew up when the leader of the biggest industrialized state in the world threatened that "we will bury you." we grew up when our enemy was a country 8 times bigger than our own, with the third largest population on earth (much larger than ours), ready to dominate the world at any moment.

we were young adults when that same country sent spies and cells and undercover agents to work their ways into our society, ready to wreck havoc on us at the drop of a "tovarich" from their masters halfway across the world (anyone remember charles bronson in "telefon"?)

we knew the constant possibility of nuclear war from the time we were old enough to understand about countries and the world, and the evil that men do.

and we managed to live through it.

we managed to live through it without giving up any of the first ten amendments to the constitution.

we managed to survive without granting our government leave to tap everybody's phone.

we managed to get through life without granting our military the right to torture captured combatants.

we managed to thrive without letting administrations lock people away in perpetuity, without access to the legal process.

we walked through life facing down a real enemy, an enemy which proclaimed its desire to infect the world with its own way of thinking, without ever once giving up any of the civil liberties our forefathers built into our way of government and which our fathers fought and bled on foreign shores to protect.

vandals with cell phones didn't make us poop our pants. hooligans that liked to blow themselves up didn't send us cowering in fear in the corner, crying, "please, mommy, make them stop, take away our rights as citizens, destroy our way of life, just make those mean brown people stop wearing cloth on their heads and insisting their god is bigger and badder than ours, we are so helpless, and we just can't join the armed forces and fight them ourselves!"

because make no mistake about it, friends, the "war on terra" is less about fighting some ill-defined political-cum-religious platform than it is part of the greater war against the mud people.

is it a coincidence that the same administration that denigrates the most popular religion in the worlds as a religion of hate, also wants to militarize our southern border, with nary a peep about posting soldiers along that long, long open demarcation between minnesota and ontario?

no, it is, to paraphrase public enemy, fear of a brown planet that drives this entire enterprise.

there is no reason that a disorganized bunch of fundamentalist enemies should shut this entire country down. we've faced enemies before.

make a note of that: america has always had enemies, and america has always survived, nay, even flourished long past the demise of those enemies.

it's just the way of the world. them that gots, gots enemies. deal with it.

but you don't deal with it but giving up what you gots, while the folks in charge that are constantly crying "wolf" are secretly scooping up all that you have relinquished in your panic-striken attempt to be good citizens.

it's time to stand up to the nancy boys. go toe to toe with the namby-pamby poopy pantsers. if some religious nut with a bomb on his belly halfway around the world makes those self-soiled bullies cry in their bedrooms about how terrible things are, imagine what those same bullies would do if we, collectively, actually stood our ground and said, "no. these are our rights. this is our country. you will not take them away from us through fear and hype and echo chamber reverberations.

"because we are sick and tired of you all."
posted by skippy at 7:13 PM | 0 comments

testing

this is a test. we are testing a brand new lap top with which we will be live blogging the yearly kos.

we love technology!
posted by skippy at 6:01 PM | 0 comments

a loaf and fish in every pot

bark bark woof woof tells us that crist is running for governor of florida...no, not jesus, but apparently his long-lost cousin charlie:

a reverend who introduced republican gubernatorial candidate charlie crist during a breakfast with other pastors monday said the lord came to him in a dream two years ago and told him crist would be the state's next governor.

the rev. o'neal dozier said that before the dream he did not know crist, nor had crist made known his plans to run for governor.

"the lord jesus spoke to me and he said 'there's something i want you to know,'" said dozier, pastor of the worldwide christian center in pompano beach. "'charlie crist will be the next governor of the state of florida.'"
crist, we love that idea!
posted by skippy at 5:27 PM | 0 comments

the da vicious code

skimble points out that one reason that the secret organization opus dei (the engine that drives the plot in da vinci code) is so secretive, is that their roster includes a veritable who's who of conservative neo-con-artists:

but the basic problem of opus dei's conspiratorial weirdness may in fact be weirder than albinos and bloody cilices. its alleged conspirators include mark belnick, former tyco counsel and former jew and former $37 million corporate scandal profiteer, and his crazy conservative catholic cabal recruiter father c. john mccloskey who also hooked publishing executive alfred regnery up with his first opus dei fix.

besides the obvious lure of tyco lucre, mccloskey is drawn to converts of a particular ideology. his list of converts beyond belinick and regnery sounds like a conspiracy theorist's dream:

  • dr. bernard nathanson, founder of the national abortion rights action league, who was personally involved in 75,000 abortions, before becoming a prominent pro-life advocate with the book "aborting america" and the stunning video, "the silent scream."

  • lawrence kudlow, a cnbc economic commentator, whose career was nearly ruined by a cocaine addiction before his conversion.

  • robert novak, a syndicated political columnist for 40 years and a non-practicing jew, often called "the prince of darkness" for his gloomy presence on cnn's "crossfire" and "the capital gang."

  • u.s. sen. sam brownback, a methodist and a conservative who teamed up with liberal sen. paul wellstone to sponsor a law to curb sex trafficking, which brings 50,000 prostitutes for brothels in the u.s. annually.

  • judge robert bork, who was nominated by president reagan to the supreme court, but suffered defeat in a democratic senate opposed to his pro-life views.
posted by skippy at 12:22 PM | 0 comments

fair protest

we received the following email from fair.org:

saveaccess.org, a national coalition of community media organizations and individuals, is coordinating a nationwide day of protests with actions taking place in new york city, chicago, boston, san francisco on wednesday, may 24th.

fair is helping to organize the new york city protest.

join us. make your voice heard.

wednesday, may 24th
at the verizon world headquarters
140 west street (at vesey street).

12:30-1:30pm (pre-assemble at 12:15pm)
a/c/e/2/3 trains to chambers st.
www.saveaccess.org/protest


other day of out(r)age actions across the country include:

boston
rally: 1:30 – 2:00 pm in front of the massachusetts state house, beacon street
press conference: 2:00 – 3:30 pm the grand staircase at the massachusetts state house
url: www.acmeboston.org (action coalition for media education, boston chapter)

chicago
the event: "at&t;: bringing us to tiers"
the place: outside the at&t / sbc building, at the intersection of congress parkway and south federal street in downtown chicago (just a block south of the library / state and van buren cta station, immediately west of the harold washington library center)
date/time: wednesday, may 24, 4pm - 6pm

san francisco
two community actions hosted by media alliance
12 noon at at&t; park
join media advocates & community activists out front of the sf giants game for some activist style theatrical sports. help make the point that consumers won't play ball with at&t; and other telcos that play ball with the nsa.

4:00pm - 6:00pm at at&t's main san francisco headquarters 666 folsom street - between 2nd & 3rd
more info at: http://saveaccess.org/protest

members of the saveaccess.org coalition include:

fairness & accuracy in reporting (fair), nyc grassroots media coalition, paper tiger tv, center for digital democracy, free press, association for community networking, action coalition for media education, chicago media action, media alliance, media tank, cctv-cambridge and the center for media & democracy
posted by skippy at 12:26 AM | 0 comments

better 30 years late than never, we suppose

bring it on! points out the ludicrousness of howard kaloogian's attempt to censure jimmy carter (and points out that kaloogian is the guy that put a picture of istanbul on the internets and tried to say it was a picture of a peaceful baghdad).
posted by skippy at 12:21 AM | 0 comments

brad blog to the rescue

plenty of stuff at the brad blog these days:

florida election official says 'trust no one'!
ion sancho, leon county's heroic elections supervisor warns 'if it can't be verified, it can't be used'

video - msnbc: new docs in libby case draw cheney closer to center of cia outing case
experts: odds increase that veep to be called as witness in perjury case against his former chief of staff

and lastly, al gore on stolen 2000 election...well, not really. he kind of dodges the question:

"in our system, there’s no intermediate step between a definitive supreme court decision and violent revolution."
posted by skippy at 12:17 AM | 0 comments

Monday, May 22, 2006

the definition of irony

if you look up "irony" in the dictionary, you find this sentence by deborah howell of the washpost:

if a reader writes to point out an important omission or factual error, that reader deserves a prompt answer.
girl, don't even go there.

(thanks and a tip of the bush kangaroo hat to chs of fdl for the biggest laugh we've had all day).
posted by skippy at 7:20 PM | 0 comments

say hello

to the intrepid liberal journal.
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roll out the bloggers

we're pleased as a platypus to add two blogs to our roll: tholos of athena and bride of acheron.

both blogs have been linking to skippy for some time, and we feel a bit remiss in having not added them earlier. tholos is quite witty, and the bride as much so, foraying into song parodies every so often.

please stop by and say hello to both!
posted by skippy at 7:03 PM | 0 comments

Meet your fellow left wing bloggers in Baltimore

Meet your fellow bloggers from DailyKos, Booman Tribune, skippy the bush kangaroo, Political Cortex, My Left Wing and The Mystery of the Haunted Vampire at the 2nd annual meetup organized by me.

We had a lot of fun last year in Harpers Ferry. You can read it here, here, here, here, here and I'm probably missing a couple.

This year we picked Baltimore.

We'll tour Fort McHenry and then the eclectic Fells Point neighborhood.


Time: Saturday, May 27, meet at 11 a.m.

Location: At the Water Taxi Landing in Fells Point. Here is a map to the landing.


Parking: Parking is available at a city lot at Caroline and Lancaster (cheaper, but further away) or at Thames and Bond, by the Bond Street wharf (which is much closer, but more expensive).

Thanks to CabinGirl for helping organize this year's event.

This is a chance to meet some great people, make new friends, and delurk if you've lurked.

Hope to see you there.

posted by Carnacki at 4:28 PM | 0 comments

flame wars at the top!

we all remember new school graduate jean rohe dissing john mccain't for turning a graduation into a pat "vote-for-me" stump speech.

you may also remember jean justifying herself at the huffpo, not that she needed to in our eyes.

mccain't staffer mark salter was apparently, insalted by the whole she-bang. part of what he wrote in the comments section on jean's huffpo piece said:

it took no courage to do what you did, ms. rohe. it was an act of vanity and nothing more. and please don't worry about the senator's discomfort with you. he has managed to endure much worse. mccain was once offered release from imprisonment and torture because of his father's position as a senior military officer. he declined because he would not leave his comrades behind, and thus, willingly, accepted four more years of hardships life will spare almost all of us from. in his political career he has shown the same character he showed as a navy officer all those years ago. he has, over and over again, risked personal ambitions for what he believes, rightly or wrongly, are in the best interests of the country. what, pray tell, have you risked? the only person you have succeeded in making look like an idiot is yourself.
ms. rohe, having recently graduated and having lots of time on her hands, then responds again at the huffpo:

i'd like to say first of all, that i don't believe that anything i've written to the public so far has been quite as nasty to senator mccain as mr. salter was to me. on the contrary, i think that my writing clearly reflected my values, which is to say, never was i rude to the senator nor did i show any disrespect. in fact, i think my compassion was made clear. to pick on me in such a bullying and sarcastic way is a clear admission on mr. salter's part that his fear is far deeper than any i might have felt when sticking up for myself…

in addition, you make many assumptions about who i am and what i stand for. you assume that the words shouted from the audience reflected at all times my opinions and values. you assume that i have made myself look like an idiot, which, i can tell you, is just not true...
you assume that i have no experience making a living. i have been a full-time college student and have worked a job to pay my own rent and my own expenses for the past two years. you assume that i live in an "echo chamber" of liberal head-patting, when, in fact, i live in crown heights, brooklyn, a neighborhood notorious for its cultural diversity and sometimes, conflict. i live in new york city where every human interaction is a test of our willingness to coexist as citizens. and finally, i think it is unfair to assume that i have not considered the hardships of senator mccain's life. indeed, one of my first feelings upon seeing him in the flesh was compassion for how much he must have endured in his time as a pow. if there's one thing that i know about myself, it is that i care for people, and in that sense i have a great deal of character. please don't try to bully me anymore.
we are now anxiously awaiting the invocation of godwin's law.
posted by skippy at 10:11 AM | 0 comments

Sunday, May 21, 2006

say hello

to fatcat politics and the bulldog manifesto (we love it when it works out like that).
posted by skippy at 11:23 PM | 0 comments

jane you ignorant slut

jane harman, who is facing a challenge from newcomer marcy winograd in her home district of venice california, is also facing a challenge from the democratic leadership (yes, we know it's an oxymoron) to rotate ms. harman off of her seat on the house intelligence (another oxymoron) committee. the latimes:

the dispute pits the venice lawmaker against house democratic leader nancy pelosi of san francisco. its outcome could determine what role harman, who once ran for california governor and is one of the most quoted democrats on intelligence matters, will play in the next congress — if she is reelected.

pelosi has informed colleagues that she intends to force harman to step down, replacing her with rep. alcee l. hastings of florida, the second most senior democrat on the intelligence panel.

if democrats take control of the house in the november midterm elections, which some polls indicate is possible, they will name the next chairperson of the intelligence committee, which became one of the most important congressional panels after sept. 11.
we take interest in this because skippy international headquarters lies within jane's district...tho to be honest, we are supporting her challenger, marcy winograd.

jane is running some highly visible ads here in los angeles of herself sitting at a desk taking awol to task for warrantless wire-tapping (she's the one taking awol to task, not the desk). she doesn't care if it's "inconvenient for the president," she tells us, it's illegal and she intends to do something about it.

sure, now that marcy is actually gaining traction in her bid to upset jane in next month's primary, jane is all hot and bothered about awol and his friends at at&t.; a report from impeachpac tells us:

in a startling upset, winograd supporters blocked california democratic party endorsement of harman, a six-term incumbent, at a pre-primary endorsement meeting. winograd got 35 percent of the delegates' votes, enough to prevent harman from gaining the 70 percent needed for an automatic party endorsement. a floor fight is anticipated at the state convention april 28, where either candidate could win the state party endorsement by capturing a 60 percent margin.
jane managed to get the endorsement on april 30, but apparently not without breaking a sweat. so it's no wonder that jane is talking tough against the "leaker-in-chief," as she calls him. but as tom hayden over at the huffpo points out, this is a new stance for jane:

it's no secret that harman is the center of democratic friction. she was one of a handful of congressmembers invited into the secret white house briefings on what has mushroomed into a major scandal: the launch of domestic spying by intelligence agencies without warrants. the ranking democrat on the house intelligence committee, harman promised the white house to keep secret what she heard at the meetings.

she could have been a whistleblower, but chose not to be.

she could have refused the unconditional promise of secrecy, but chose not to.

she could have resigned the secret committee without comment, letting her silence do the talking, but chose not to.

left to harman, the spy scandal would still be a secret today. it was the new york times, not democratic leaders, who first broke the silence and secrecy.

harman actually approved the spy program in her initial comments, then sought a legal opinion before commenting further.
with the nedmentum running high on the right coast, we here on the left coast are feeling pretty optimistic about marcy's chances (even gore "f*ck norman mailer" vidal publically supported marcy at the latimes festival of books last month).

we'll see what happens. even if jane keeps her seat, at least the heat is making her start to act like a democrat.
posted by skippy at 9:01 PM | 0 comments

say hello

to a little reality.
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stuffed

we got this letter the other day:

hi skippy,

ever wanted to try some texan evil spirit repressing soap? ever wanted to wear a canadian white hat? well check out our new concept blog we’ve created called gimme your stuff. it’s about cultural exchange, where people can use blogs to swap culturally significant items and foods from their area.

i'd love to get some more people involved so they can experience some new cultures.

it’s only a new blog, but we’re trying to get it some publicity, so i hope you like it, we’d really appreciate a post if you do!!

http://gimmeyourstuff.blogspot.com

keep up your good work, thanks very much,
rikki
posted by skippy at 5:58 PM | 0 comments

if you're going to break the law, you really should brag about it in front of a room full of people

doxagora muses that when hud secretary alphonso jackson turned down a contractor's bid because said contractor admitted he didn't like awol, the secretary was most probably breaking the law.
posted by skippy at 3:45 PM | 0 comments

and now, a song for the warbloggers...



no cheetos tonight


(my sincerest apologies to the guess who)


feelin' frightened, all alone
in the basement of mommy's home,
starin' blankly at my screen,
time to log on and vent my spleeeeen --
no cheetos tonight in my pantry!
no cheetos tonight in my bowl!
no cheetos to keep me happy!
no cheetos to make me whole!
da do da daaa, da da daa,
da do da daa, d-da da,
da do da daaa, da da daa,
da do da, daaaaah!

in the safety of my room,
feelin' like i'm back in the womb.
floatin' freely, wrapped in bliss --
til i wake up, and i get piiiised --
no cheetos tonight with my kool-aid!
no cheetos tonight with my paste!
no cheetos to pacify me!
no cheetos to stuff in my face!
da do da daaa, da da daa,
da do da daa, d-da daa,
da do da daaa, da da daa,
da do da, daaaaah!


(go ahead -- make me parody the second part of the song, too...)
posted by Jim Yeager at 7:55 AM | 1 comments

not that she had to explain herself

jean rohe, the young woman that took john mccain't to task before he gave his canned speech to the new school in noo yawk, writes on the huffpost exactly why she felt she needed to address his address in her address.

it's rather long and rambling (we were not impressed with her protestations that she stayed up really late to re-write her commencement speech; how does she think we do this blog?), but we did enjoy her retort to mccain't's dismissal of her words:

more importantly, i feel obligated to respond to one thing that mccain told the new york times. "i feel sorry for people living in a dull world where they can't listen to the views of others," he said. this is just preposterous. yes, mccain was undoubtedly shouted-out and heckled by people who were not politely absorbing his words so as to consider them fully from every angle. but what did he expect? we could've all printed out his speech and chanted it with him in chorus. did he think that no one knew exactly what he was about to say? and it was precisely because we listen to the views of others, and because, as i said in my speech, we don't fear them, that we as a school were able to mount such a thorough and intelligent opposition to his presence. ignorant, closed-minded people would not have been able to do what we did. we chose to be in new york for our years of higher education for the very reason that we would be challenged to listen to opposing viewpoints each and every day and to deal with that challenge in a nonviolent manner. we've gotten very good at listening to the views of others and learning how to also make our views heard, even when we don't have the power of national political office and the media on our side.
dont' worry, jean, you've got the power of blogtopia on your side! and yes! we coined that phrase!
posted by skippy at 12:54 AM | 0 comments

idol gossip

we hear from a friend that he heard from his friend who worked on american idol, that taylor hicks is a rude asshole.

we're just sayin'...
posted by skippy at 12:28 AM | 0 comments

Saturday, May 20, 2006

these kids with their rock and their roll

skippy has decided to put away his wax cylinder player and come into the 21st century with an mp3 player. in search of various songs to download for it, we have stumbled across a couple of interesting ideas which deconstruct music, one into a rather humorous joke, and the other back into a strange mixture of melody and counterpoint that transcends the originals.

we'll start with the latter: the trouble with most mashups is that they sound like the word itself, which connotates things jammed together beyond recognition. in physical reality, you don't mash something up without ruining it, and most musical representations of the same are...well, the same.

but we have found dj earworm, working out of the bay area. his mashups actually pay attention to melody, key, rhythm, stanzas, tone, and more than anything, content. one of our favorites is his stairway to bootleg heaven, which takes dolly parton's version of the led zepplin favorite, lays it over laurie anderson's o superman honking horn beat, and intersperses because by the beatles and this city never sleeps from the eurhythmics, with a little pat benatar, beastie boys and art of noise thrown in.

it shouldn't work, but it does. it sounds as if it was originally written that way. we're not sure, but we think earworm manipulates the speed of some of the tunes to get them into the same key as the others. and, unlike other mashups, there is no dissonance where the songs distort against each other, like you were simply listening to two radios playing different stations at the same time. dj earworm works with supreme knowledge of song structure and chord progression, not to mention content of the original words, to make an actual musical experience.

on a more silly note, we suggest i got you babe by stark effect from the dictionaraoke page. yes there are tons of other songs, but sonny and cher's hit as song by audio dictionaries seems to be the funniest.

also, feel free to use the comment section for this post to recommend songs for skippy to download.
posted by skippy at 7:36 PM | 0 comments

that darn echo chamber

taylor marsh wonders aloud about the story that the iran government is going to start identifying non-muslims with badges, a la nazi germany.

taylor believes that this is but the start of the propaganda campaign to get the usa riled up for another war. luckily several news organs have already repudiated this story, among them, bloomberg:

iran denied a report that it passed a law that would force non-muslims in the islamic republic to wear colored labels identifying their religion.

the canadian national post yesterday reported iran's parliament passed a law last week for a public dress code that would require jews to wear a yellow strip of cloth on their clothing, christians a red one, and zoroastrians blue. iran is a predominantly muslim country.

``such a bill was never introduced in the parliament,'' said maurice motammed, iran's only jewish deputy who represents iran's community of 25,000 jews, on state television today. ``iranian minorities benefit from the same liberties and social rights as other people.''

a bill to promote ``an iranian and islamic style of dress for women'' was passed in iran's parliament on may 14. however, it didn't mention religious minorities, emad afrough, head of the parliament's cultural committee and one of the main designers of the measure said, according to the official islamic republic news agency irna.
the asspress, in fact, intimates that a law that encourages muslim dress among women, which is being considered by the iranian government, is the basis of this false meme:

on friday, a canadian newspaper, the national post, quoting iranian exiles, said the law would force jews, christians and other religious minorities to wear special patches of colored cloth to distinguish them from muslims. the report drew a condemnation from the united states, which said such a law would carry "clear echoes of germany under hitler."

a copy of the draft law obtained by the associated press made no mention of religious minorities or any requirement of special attire for them, and the post later posted an article on its web site backing off the report.
taylor does some investigative work of her own:

as i said, i spoke with aaron breitbart right before noon, a senior researcher for the simon weisenthal center. aaron said the story shooting across the web about iranian badges is "absolutely true." according to aaron, rabbi hier has been on the phone for over four hours confirming the story, which they have now done. they consider this new iranian law a "throwback" to the bad old days of hitler, which is an understandable reaction, given what they do at the center. in confirming the story, aaron said it's "very true" and "very scary." he went further to say that rabbi hier has talked to experts in iran who've confirmed his worst fears. no names were provided. aaron also offered that "iranian diplomats" who have been contacted about the story refuse to answer any questions at all. obviously that's very vague and nothing further was given, so i have no way of helping you decipher if this is worth anything at all. however, aaron said something else: "it's on drudge."

stop everything.

i just received a fax from aaron, which contained the original article that was written by iranian author and journalist amir taheri. it's a fax also asking a rabbi cooper for some information on the iranian law, which has not gone into effect yet, but is definitely headed in that direction, according to them. now let's talk about amir taheri for just a second. it didn't take long to find out he's part of benador associates. guess who's also part of benador? charles krauthammer and many other neocons.

are you getting that feeling yet?

it's obvious from my conversation with aaron breitbart that the simon weisenthal center takes this seriously. that's their business.

but you simply cannot come to this story without a sense of the politics involved either, to do so would be mingling naiveté with rank stupidity. so, i remind everyone of what you're likely aware: iran and israel are enemies; the u.s. and israel are allied; plus the fact that ahmadinejad and george w. bush have opposing interests and similar solutions: war.
good work, taylor!
posted by skippy at 3:48 PM | 0 comments

wired

chicago dyke informs us all that correntewire is back up and running! and they seem to be taking responsibility for repubbblican re-grouping, tho we don't know exactly what they're talking about.

corrente "outgrew" their old ip, and they upgraded to drupal 4.7, tinkered with the template, adding new features, etc. etc. we personally thought a drupal was some sort of tibetian priest, but we're just happy to have them all back in blogtopia, and yes, we coined that phrase!
posted by skippy at 10:11 AM | 0 comments

leopold and lobe, and latella

as we said, if friday comes and goes with no news, we will be less optimistic about jason leopold's initial report that karl rove has been indicted.

truthout is now backpeddaling away from leopold's assertion, in the form of a "partial apology."

the time has now come, however, to issue a partial apology to our readership for this story. while we paid very careful attention to the sourcing on this story, we erred in getting too far out in front of the news-cycle. in moving as quickly as we did, we caused more confusion than clarity. and that was a disservice to our readership and we regret it.

as such, we will be taking the wait-and-see approach for the time being. we will keep you posted.

marc ash, executive director - t r u t h o u t
we believe that the rove indictment is eminent, but jason just jumped the gun, something a good reporter should not do.

three things come to mind: one, the wailing in blogtopia (y!wctp!) that this reflects bad on internets journalism, with which we disagree. this blog, and most other repsonsible ones, reported the story couched in terms unlikely to be misunderstood that it was leopold who asserted the initial premise. we, and others, never repeated the meme "rove's going to be indicted!" but rather, "leopold says rove's going to be indicted, please let it be so!"

secondly, it's not like wmd's the main stream press jayson blair has never dems donate to abramoff gotten things stephen glass wrong before.

lastly, we wonder, just what the heck is a "partial apology"?

i'm so sor
posted by skippy at 9:52 AM | 0 comments

this sure ain't liberty university

mia culpa tells us that john mccain's reception in new york wasn't as, well, warm, shall we say, as in lynchburg, virginia:

the jeers, boos and insults flew, as caustic as any that angry new yorkers have hurled inside madison square garden. the objects of derision yesterday, however, were not the hapless new york knicks, but senator john mccain, the keynote speaker at the new school graduation, and his host, bob kerrey, the university president.

no sooner had mr. kerrey welcomed the audience to the university's 70th commencement than the hoots began to rise through the theater at madison square garden. several graduates held up a banner aimed at mr. mccain, an arizona republican and likely 2008 presidential candidate, declaring: "our commencement is not your platform." other students and faculty members waved orange fliers with the same message…

the first student speaker, jean sara rohe, 21, said she had discarded her original remarks to talk about mr. mccain.

"the senator does not reflect the ideals upon which this university was founded," she said, to a roaring ovation. "this invitation was a top-down decision that did not take into account the desires and interests of the student body on an occasion that is supposed to honor us above all”…

she continued, "senator mccain will also tell us about his strong-headed self-assuredness in his youth, which prevented him from hearing the ideas of others, and in so doing he will imply that those of us who are young are too naïve to have valid opinions.

"i am young, and although i don't profess to possess the wisdom that time affords us, i do know that pre-emptive war is dangerous and wrong," she said.

she added, "osama bin laden still has not been found, nor have those weapons of mass destruction."
watch the kids turn their back on mccain, via cnn.

mia also points out, in a different post, that the katrina death toll was revised upward yesterday, by 281 to 1,577.
posted by skippy at 12:23 AM | 0 comments

i want this...


problem is, i don't have a thousand bucks to blow at the moment. that, and my playing skills are severely rusty. and i'm lazy. and awol has this funny way of making me blog a lot. and... oh, forget it...

this is the yamaha p90 professional portable stage piano. it has the standard 88 keys, graded hammer action for a genuine acoustic piano feel (which feels very nice, if you ask me), 64-note polyphony (meaning i can compose something sounding a lot like a fully orchestrated symphony with this baby alone if i want to). and it's easy to lug around: it weighs a mere 37 pounds -- assuming i could ever gather enough courage to perform on any stage again. it's been too long, i've become much more reclusive over the years (which may sound funny), and (this may sound even funnier) i don't like drawing attention to myself. (seriously. in some ways, i'm in permanent hibernation. occasionally i'll even have a dream about hibernating -- and these dreams are pretty peaceful, let me tell you.)

so if i do get my hands on a yamaha p90 someday, i'm afraid my output will be all studio, no stage. i'll arrange to snail-mail cds to any interested parties if i ever make any. that's all.

til further on...
posted by Jim Yeager at 12:10 AM | 0 comments

Friday, May 19, 2006

hard sell

is there any more amazing segue in music than the synth melding from tainted love" to "where did our love go" by soft cell?
posted by skippy at 6:10 PM | 0 comments

feel the nedmentum!

matt stoller puts ned at 28%; and connecticut bob, who is at the convention, called jane at fdl and sez ned has forced joe into a primary.

lookout joe! here comes ned!
posted by skippy at 5:31 PM | 0 comments

are we not kids?

trust us on this one, it's worth sitting thru the 20 second frontline commercial.
posted by skippy at 5:25 PM | 0 comments

say hello

to ruddy gore, who links us to this disturbing treatise on how the universe of archie comics (or, "archieverse") is serreptitiouslysurreptitiously bleeding into our reality, and/or visa versa:

i understand the multiverse. i understand hypertime. i understand dog behaviors, ancient greek poetry, subatomic theory, jungian archtypes, silver age science, and the popularity of tony danza. such is the power of my mind that, with a bit of application, little is beyond its understanding.

riverdale, however, is far, far beyond my comprehension.
posted by skippy at 4:52 PM | 0 comments

the title alone is worth the price of the book

we are very excited to receive an advance copy of geoffrey nunberg's newest book talking right: how the tright turned liberalism into a tax-raising, latte-drinking, sushi-eathing, volve driving, new york times-reading, body piercing, hollywood-loving, left-wing freak show.

prof. nunberg is many things: a linguist, a writer, a professor at the u. of berkeley's school of information and a researcher at stanford, a chair on the usage panel of the ameircan heritage dictionary, the host of the regular language feature on npr's "fresh air." but most importantly, the good professor was one of the first in the msm to extoll the virtues of this blog to the world at large, and we will always be in his debt for that.

we hope to get to his book during our upcoming holiday, and we will certainly let you know what we think. it promises to be interesting, as prof. nunberg, being rather nimble with the language, is always fun to read. a random passage from the book proves our point:

...the daily news's richard sisk mocked kerry for engaging in "elitist sports like snowboarding and windsurfing." (sisk was plainly out of touch himself-windsurfing is a lot more proletarian than the sailing and motorboating that the bush family goes in for, and the majority of american's 6 million snow-baroders are droop-drawered adolescents with 50 cent cranked up on their i-pods)

[ed. note: our advanced copy came with the caveat that it may not be the final published version, so the part we just quoted may not be in final. if that were the case, it would be too bad. it's a doozy!]

either way, we advise that you don't wait for our gushing review...why not pre-order talking right, how conservatives turned liberalism inot a tax-raising, latte-drinking, yada yada yada today?
posted by skippy at 3:20 PM | 0 comments

we got the blues

the whole country, except for three states (thanks to billmon for the graphic!)

Example
posted by skippy at 3:10 PM | 0 comments

leopold and lobe, part three

wayne masden helps substantiates jason leopold's initial premise about bush's brain getting indicted...tho wayne disagrees on the particulars. we reprint his post en toto (and dorothy, too):

may 17, 2006 -- late edition -- wmr can report tonight on more details concerning the confusing reports regarding karl rove and special prosecutor patrick fitzgerald from last friday. wmr can confirm that the appearance of attorney general alberto gonzales before the grand jury at the us federal courthouse in washington (in the new annex next to the old building) was a formality in which the jury informed the attorney general of their decision to indict karl rove. that proceeding lasted for less than 30 minutes and took place shortly after noon. gonzales's personal security detachment was present in the courthouse during the grand jury briefing. from the courthouse, gonzales's motorcade proceeded directly down constitution avenue to the department of justice.

according to sources within the patton and boggs law firm, karl rove was present at the law firm's building on m street. wmr was told by a credible source that a patton and boggs attorney confirmed that fitzgerald paid a visit to the law firm to inform rove attorney robert luskin and rove that an indictment would be returned by the grand jury against rove. contrary to other reports, some of which may have emanated from the rove camp in order to create diversions and smokescreens, the meetings at patton and boggs did not last 15 hours nor was a 24-hour notice of intent to indict delivered to rove. in the scooter libby case last october, after the grand jury decided to indict libby on [correction: wednesday october 19] and the attorney general personally heard the decision the same day at a meeting with the jury, the actual indictment was issued friday, october 28. several sources have told wmr that an announcement concerning the indictment of rove will be made on friday, may 19 generally following the same scenario from october 28, 2005 -- the posting of the indictment on the special prosecutor's web site followed by a press conference at main justice.

wmr was also told by a credible source that part of the reason for fitzgerald's visit to patton and boggs was to inform rove attorney luskin that he has moved into the category of a "subject" of the special prosecutor's investigation as a result of a conversation with time reporter viveca novak, in which novak told luskin that rove was a source for time's matt cooper. the special prosecutor, who has prosecuted one defense attorney in the hollinger case, is reportedly investigating whether luskin, as an officer of the court, may have violated laws on obstruction of justice.

wmr has also discovered that last year rove, realizing he remained a lightning rod in the cia leakgate scandal, made preliminary plans to move into the private sector from the white house to take political heat off the bush administration. however, as it became clear that he was in over his head legally and his legal bills piled up, rove decided to remain at the white house. updated may 18, 2006.
so, wayne extolls us to watch fitzgerald's web site.

he also makes the point that scooter libby's indictment was handed down several, several days before it was announced. so we are still waiting with an open mind.
posted by skippy at 12:44 PM | 0 comments

if skippy jumped off a bridge then yes, i would too










skip james

... but fortunately, all he did was post a friday random 10. here's mine:
  1. "Excursions," A Tribe Called Quest - that bass part is extremely familiar ...
  2. "Can't Turn You Loose," Otis Redding - this one is, too.
  3. "Streets of Fire," New Pornographers - head trip pop.
  4. "Til Death Do Us Part," Dolly Parton - Tennesee Death Trip country.
  5. "Empty Bed Blues," Bessie Smith - Bessie, on the other hand, wouldn't kill herself. She'd kill you.
  6. "Jesus Is a Mighty Good Leader," Skip James - Blues giant's testimony.
  7. "It Must Be Your Love," Etta James - It's Etta. That's enough.
  8. "Let's Shake Hands," White Stripes - I saw a guy on the plane the other day I thought it was Jack White. It wasn't. He was from a band called H.I.M. Haven't heard them - but they know how to pick their clothes.
  9. "My Bucket's Got a Hole In It," Ricky Nelson (live) - Great version of the rockabilly classic( formerly a country song). Ricky cleaned it up - the original lyric is "I can't buy no beer," but he says "it don't work no more." Doesn't matter, anyway ...
  10. "The World Is Round," Rufus Thomas - It's Rufus, playing it relatively straight on this one.
  11. BONUS TRACKS: "Stop And Check Myself," Al Greene - Lesser-known and beautiful track by the Right Rev. Mr. Greene.
  12. "Time," Chris Kenner - Great churchical recording by Mr. "Land of a 1,000 Dances." As he says, "Time changes things, then it keeps moving on."
posted by RJ Eskow at 12:27 PM | 0 comments

friday random ten

  1. immigrant song
  2. friends
  3. celebration day
  4. since i've been loving you
  5. out on the tiles
  6. gallows pole
  7. tangerine
  8. that's the way
  9. bron-y-aur stomp
  10. hats off to (roy) harper
posted by skippy at 12:05 PM | 0 comments

ted barlow disease strikes again

or, at least its early stages.
posted by skippy at 11:52 AM | 0 comments

is our immigrants learnin' english?

tony snow:

...as the president has said, one of the things that you want to make sure is that when at the end of a path, people who wish to become american citizens... have a command of the english language...


that's funny and sad...
posted by Jim Yeager at 11:31 AM | 0 comments

oh, by the way...

...at&t, verizon and bellsouth have given $511,955 to president bush since his election in 2000, making him the top recipient of their political largesse... [oped news]
posted by Jim Yeager at 1:29 AM | 0 comments

friday cockatiel blogging

Example
lestat on his ladder
posted by skippy at 12:32 AM | 0 comments

one very disturbing book...


i have no military experience. i've never witnessed armed conflict, either. the closest i've ever come to that was the time in august 1999 when i was walking home from a convenience store, around 9 pm, when two thieves came out of the woods pointing loaded pistols at my head. they got away with everything in my wallet and my pocket change; they left me my groceries and my keys. no shots were fired, and i wasn't physically harmed. in fact, from the few glances into their eyes that i managed, i got the very weird impression that they were almost as terrified of me as i was of them.

a few minutes later, i was on the phone to the police. a couple cops came to my apartment, i described what happened, gave the physical descriptions of the thieves i gleaned from the light of the streetlamps (two black men, one shorter and heavier than me, the other taller and skinnier, both wearing what i took to be doo-rags from their noses down), and they left. and that's the end of that story. i never got another call from the police, and i never called them back. there was just nothing more for them to go on. that was just fine with me.

because i knew one thing: i never wanted to go through anything like it again. so i lost my credit cards, my bank card, my license, and about thirty dollars. i went and got new cards, a new license, and said the hell with the thirty bucks -- my life was far, far more valuable to me. and it still is, and even more so than then at that.

having a pistol aimed at your skull from just inches away is difficult to describe. time appears to decelerate. any background noise there may be -- chirping crickets, maybe a jet passing by far overhead -- quickly fades into silence. it's like the world consists of you and the guy(s) with the gun(s), nothing more. and you're too frightened to move.

this was just one brief petty robbery with zero casualties. what the bloody f&$k@*g hell do people on a battlefield experience? day in, day out? for weeks, months, even years?

i've started to wonder about all these warbloggers out there with my one fleeting glimpse of possible violent death in mind. how many of them have also stared saucer-eyed down the business end of a handgun? for those who have what went through their minds at the time? did they enjoy it? or, rather, was it good for them? because i definitely didn't enjoy it. for the life of me, i cannot understand their incessant faux macho posturing, or their fervent support of the self-styled war president -- who couldn't even finish his own service in a guard unit that was never in danger of being dispatched to fight in any foreign conflict.

...

i hope i'm never in a position where i have to point a loaded gun at someone else. or that i have to kill someone so that i might live. and i honestly don't know what i would do if i was in such a position. but i'm reasonably certain that whatever i opted for, i'd regret it -- and that's why i find chris hedges' book so disturbing...

(full "good lord, i feel sorry for these idiot warbloggers" version at mockingbird's medley...
posted by Jim Yeager at 12:20 AM | 0 comments

Thursday, May 18, 2006

what does it take to kill a meme anyway?

we thought we had successfully debunked this meme when ben domenech was spreading it around; from those bastards:

now we know why the kos has gone 0-18 in endorsing political candidates.


as we said before, it's true if you don't count stephanie herseth, barack obama, ben chandler, ken salazar and tim kaine.
posted by skippy at 9:59 PM | 0 comments

why not just get dick cheney with a shot gun?

tom burka at opinions you should have tells us the overtaxed national guard to use illegal immigrants to guard mexican border:

the national guard, hard-pressed to keep up with its many duties at iraq and at home, has decided to guard the u.s.-mexico border with illegal immigrants it enlists as they come across the border. "we see it as a very special guest worker program," explained guard commander sergeant leon rocknard.

rocknard conceived the plan when he learned that president bush wanted the guard not to perform any law enforcement operations while "guarding" the border.

"once i learned that we'd be mostly cooking and cleaning, the idea came naturally," he said. he added that another upside of the program was that the workers could be paid "almost nothing." he further justified his decision by insisting that guarding the border was "one of those jobs americans want done but don't want to do themselves."
the democratic veteran takes a bit more jaundiced view of the whole thing:

so, they are going to take guard troops from the border states affected, and ostensibly train them to do the job of the border patrol. i have my doubts that the training will be more than a "gun decking" of training records and include a chit for mileage to the border.

these men and women will be facing issues that i wonder how well they wil be prepared for. the last time we saw woefully-unprepared guard troops put in position of authority over detainees and too-little supervision we got abu ghraib. not to say that would happen again, but it seems that the 1600 crew is setting up the situation again, all to get a photo-op and a hopeful poll-bounce.

i wonder how this will affect the guard in the long-term, i wonder how this policy will do more than provide an opportunity for the deserting frat-boy to put on a uniform and prance around the rio grande on his way to another vacation on his "ranch". i wonder how the commander of the guard will reconcile his conscience knowing that he might have helped to undermine the organization he loves and has dedicated his life to, by not speaking up if that's the right thing to do now.
that assumes he has a conscience.
posted by skippy at 9:43 PM | 0 comments

two down...thousands more to go

tchris at talkleft links us to a report that the top repubbbs involved in the new hampshire dem phone jamming scheme have been sentenced to prison:

concord, n.h. - former republican party official james tobin will serve 10 months in a federal prison for his part in a scheme to jam new hampshire democrats' get-out-the-vote phone lines in 2002.

tobin, 45, of bangor, will serve more time than either of his co-conspirators. a federal judge also sentenced tobin on Wednesday to two years of supervised release after he leaves prison and ordered him to pay a $10,000 fine. u.s. district judge stephen mcauliffe ordered tobin to report to prison June 23 and recommended he be sent to a minimum security facility.

tobin faced up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $250,000.
we are especially taken with the judge's admonition:

"i'm not sure you recognize that the nature of this offense is extraordinary," judge mcauliffe said wednesday in imposing tobin's sentence. "it was a direct assault on free and fair elections. ... our democracy is fragile, it cannot afford assaults on the integrity of that process.

"it wasn't just about shaheen and sununu," he said. "it was about an entire election. we'll never know if the wrong people are sitting in government..."
oh, yes we will.
posted by skippy at 7:03 PM | 0 comments

say hello

to pushing rope and steve krause's unofficial blog.
posted by skippy at 6:01 PM | 0 comments

'I just want the truth'

They hate our freedoms.
posted by Carnacki at 5:44 PM | 0 comments

Save Rock and Roll Guitar From the Russian Secret Police!









Now THIS is serious. Per the New York Times, a shady coalition of government-backed mobsters is taking factories away from their owners using bureaucratic manipulation:

In Russia's early transition days, amid the collapse of authority and resulting lawlessness, organized crime groups wielded great influence. Teams of armed thugs used to carry out takeovers, arriving at a businessman's door with little to back them up but the threat of violence, even murder. Indeed, contract murders reached a frequency of more than one a day in the mid-1990's.

Later, law enforcement, from the tax police to special forces units, played a role in forcing transfers of property in the scramble for assets of the former Soviet state ...

Now, the trend in business crime in Russia is decidedly white-collar — with the faking of documents, hiring of lawyers or payoff of judges — but no less insidious, Mr. Matthews and other business owners say.

One victim is the American-owned factory that manufactures most of the vacuum tubes used worldwide in amplifiers and other audio equipment. Now I'm getting mad.

Don't you get it? Guitars just don't sound as good without the warmth of tube amplification. I don't know why, but they don't. The Times cites Hendrix playing the "Star-Spangled Banner" as an example of tube-driven tone, and they're right. But they'd be equally right to mention Buck Owens playing "Act Naturally," James Burton picking lead on the original "Susie-Q," Otis Rush doing "All Your Love," or Chet Atkins fingerpicking "Girlfriend of the Whirling Dervish."

Tube = good. No tube = no good. Period. My friend Steve Audio knows what I'm talking about.

I know, I know ... we deal with terrible political events every day. But in a world gone mad, is nothing sacred?
posted by RJ Eskow at 5:44 PM | 0 comments

Tom Friedman's deadline problem

New York Times columnist and former Bush apologist Tom Friedman does not seem to know the meaning of certain words.
posted by Carnacki at 5:28 PM | 0 comments

might be a good time to leave virginia beach, then...

that voice in pat's head is toying with him yet again:

the rev. pat robertson says god has told him that storms and possibly a tsunami will hit america's coastline this year.

the founder of the christian broadcasting network has told viewers of "the 700 club" that the revelations came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in january...


and he's so concerned, he waited four months before sharing this information with his viewers. jesus must be so proud of him.

okay, that's mean, i'm sorry. truth is, pat's very busy with the last-minute preparations for the rapture -- going over the guest list, nailing down a seating arrangement, stockpiling the angeldust, you get the drift. this is a full-time job for a man of pat's stature. has been for decades...

(big hop for john aravosis...)
posted by Jim Yeager at 9:33 AM | 0 comments

good health is just good health

...isn't it?
posted by The One True Tami at 6:21 AM | 0 comments

what part of "wrong" is confusing these people?

..."there is a debate over the difference between a prisoner of war under the geneva convention and an unlawful combatant in a situation that is different from the situation envisioned by the geneva convention." rumsfeld told the senate appropriations committee's defense subcommittee. "and those issues are being wrstled with at the present time"... [yahoo! news]


ho-kay...

the third geneva convention covers prisoners of war, and it basically says that pows shall be treated humanely. which means you can't sic german shepherds on them; you can't strip them and handcuff them to railings in contorted positions; you can't shove feeding tubes down their throats if they don't feel like eating; you can't attach their testicles to a diehard battery; and no, you can't beat them to death either, too bad. i think rummy has obtained a grip on this concept, though, going solely by his choice of words. good thing, too -- he needed a miracle in his life bad.

unlawful combatants, captives who aren't defined as pows, are covered under the fourth geneva convention. they are described as those who, "at a given moment and in any manner whatsoever, find themselves, in case of a conflict or occupation, in the hands of a party to the conflict or occupying power of which they are not nationals." nationals of countries not bound by the convention and citizens of neutral or allied countries in such conflicts are excluded from protected person status -- and this, apparently, is what the wrestling marathon is all about.

for which i propose a simple solution: adhere to the third geneva convention anyway, and avoid looking like a clueless @$$#o!e before the members of a senate subcommttee later.

(full version at incredulous blogwhore's medley...)
posted by Jim Yeager at 2:58 AM | 0 comments

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

only the best dressed bloggers

the gang at firedoglake, amongst others, is wondering what are we wearing to ykos?

we will be the ones in this snappy little number:

Example

we will also be selling them for a mere $20, and when we get back from vegas, we will also offer them for sale on our blog to all of blogtopia (please see the back of the shirt).

Example

if anyone wants to place their order now, please indicate how many you'd like, the size (medium, large, or xtra large) and your address.

once we get back to town, we'll contact you w/payment procedure.

and yes! we designed that shirt!
posted by skippy at 10:29 PM | 0 comments

happy armed forces day from the bush economic team

Example
dow plummets 214, nasdaq declines 33

the dow sank 214.28, or 1.88 percent, to 11,205.61, a one-month low. the dow slid as much as 245.51 points earlier and logged its biggest single-session slide since falling 307 points on march 24, 2003.

broader stock indicators also dropped sharply. the standard & poor's 500 index lost 21.76, or 1.68 percent, to 1,270.32, its lowest since finishing at 1,262.86 on feb. 13; the nasdaq fell 33.33, or 1.5 percent, to 2,195.80, showing a loss for the first time in 2006.

declining issues led advancers by nearly 5 to 1 on the new york stock exchange, where consolidated volume of 2.97 billion shares topped the 2.51 billion that changed hands tuesday.
posted by skippy at 6:58 PM | 0 comments

leopold and lobe*, part ii

talkleft reports that jason leopold is sticking with his story about rove's indictment...and that leopold claims that whereas he has multiple sources for his claims, abc, msnbc and knight-ridder have managed to garner one source for the story.

stephen leser of oped news has spoken to leopold in an off-the-record conversation, and thereby remains satisfied that the story is one that he will stand by.

marc ash of truthout sez this:

here's what we now know: i spoke personally yesterday with both rove's spokesman mark corallo and rove's attorney robert luskin. both men categorically denied all key points of our recent reporting on this issue. both said, "rove is not a target," "rove did not inform the white house late last week that he would be indicted," and "rove has not been indicted." further, both corallo and luskin denied leopold's account of events at the offices of patton boggs, the law firm that represents karl rove. they specifically stated again that no such meeting ever occurred, that fitzgerald was not there, that rove was not there, and that a major meeting did not take place. both men were unequivocal on that point.

we can now report, however, that we have additional, independent sources that refute those denials by corallo and luskin. while we had only our own sources to work with in the beginning, additional sources have now come forward and offered corroboration to us.

we have been contacted by at least three reporters from mainstream media - network level organizations - who shared with us off-the-record confirmation and moral support. when we asked why they were not going public with this information, in each case they expressed frustration with superiors who would not allow it.


we also learned the following: the events at the office building that houses the law firm of patton boggs were not in fact a very well-guarded secret. despite denials by corallo and luskin, there was intense activity at the office building. in fact, the building was staked out by at least two major network news crews. further, although corallo and luskin are not prepared to talk about what happened in the offices of patton boggs, others emerging from the building were, both on background and off-the-record. there were a lot of talkers, and they confirmed our accounts. we do have more information, but want additional confirmation before going public with it.
we're still optimistic. if friday comes and goes with no news, we will be less so.



(* the elaborate pun about bush's brain continues)
posted by skippy at 6:44 PM | 0 comments

joke of the year (thus far)...

a young staffer, new to the protocol of the building, came tearing through the halls of the white house shouting that the president's best friend, confidant, and most skillful advisor, barney, had been indicted for, uh, "leaking."

before he could make it to the oval office, dick cheney (who was in his office cleaning his shotgun) used his sith powers to stop the kid cold in his tracks.

"son," he growled, "didn't anyone ever tell you that's no way to break bad news to your boss? not that i give a shit, but doing it that way'll like as not get you zinni-ed or shot in the face."

'n-n-n-o, sir," said the terrified staffer. "how should i do it?"

"you remember how the little prince completely froze up and freaked out on 9/11? how he just fucking blew off all the scary news about katrina? punk can't handle the hard cider, so you gotta tippy-toe up to it slowly, see," cheney muttered, half to himself. "so today you only tell him the stupid dog's up on the roof and we can't get him down. tomorrow, you tell him we're still working on it, and that the little fella's scared to come down because you found out he bit that sumbitch fitzgerald on the ankle or some such. you follow?"

the staffer nodded.

"then, after a few days of prepping him, you can sorta ease him into it. got it?"

"yes, sir!" the staffer turned to leave.

"look kid, i'm going to see him anyway," cheney smirked. "i'll get the ball rolling on this."

"thank you very much, sir," the staffer said slowly. "and if it's not too much trouble, there was one other piece of information that i was supposed to tell him."

cheney leveled his shotgun at the staffer's face, saying, "choose your next words very carefully, pissant."

"and you're obviously so brilliant at this sort of thing. and i'm such a moron..."

cheney lowered his weapon.

"yeah, whatever," cheney said. "what's the other thing?"

the staffer paused for a moment to make sure he got it right.

"tell him... that karl rove is up on the roof and he won't come down."


(buncha big hops for driftglass...)
posted by Jim Yeager at 9:22 AM | 0 comments

borderline

bob harris, posting at this modern world, examines awol's announcement to put national guard troops on his border with reality:

in a move white house staffers describe as an attempt to shore up his far-right base, president bush last night announced his intention to send national guard troops to defend his administration’s increasingly fragile border with reality.

in a prime time speech broadcast live only by fox news channel and the outdoor life network, bush attempted to raise his sagging poll numbers back into double digits by employing the words “initiative,” “comprehensive,” and “solution,” spoken as if they were somehow related to the rest of the speech.
posted by skippy at 12:13 AM | 0 comments

but look in the dictionary under stupid and guess whose picture you find

man eegee debunks rep. hayworth's declaration that the border has already been militarized by the drug smugglers, simply by looking up the word in the dictionary.
posted by skippy at 12:09 AM | 0 comments

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

and your little dog too

via journeys with jood, here's walt handelsman's no place like home.
posted by skippy at 10:41 PM | 0 comments

where's nancy grace when you need her?

roger ailes found a dead white woman that the media doesn't care about...could it be that a millionaire was involved, however periphially?
posted by skippy at 8:57 PM | 0 comments

say hello

to youspeakmylangauge.com.
posted by skippy at 8:56 PM | 0 comments

101st Fighting Keyboardists suffer PTSD

Via Hullabaloo, Crooked Timber finds 101st Fighting Keyboardists suffering so nobly (yet not quietly) for their cause.
posted by Carnacki at 2:18 PM | 0 comments

say hello to ... (plus my musical background)

Cross_guitar

twin obsessions - music and god (or is that one obsession?)

Check out Jon Nelson's Weblog of Wonders. He's a really good guy - with outstanding music tastes (that is, similar to mine). He's a leftist Christian with a unique perspective. And here's a sample of his semi-random 13's:

1.) Just Like A Woman-- Bob Dylan
2.) W.A. Mozart: Adagio in C minor for Glass Harmonica-- Academy of St Martin In The Fields, Under the direction of Sir Neville Mariner. Who says I ain't got no class.
3.) Pride Of Man-- Quicksilver Messenger Service
4.) Tin Soldier-- The Small Faces
5.) Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer-- Santa Rosa's own Dr Elmo. I ain't got no class. Dr. Elmo is a real Doctor by the way. He's a mycologist. That means he studies mushrooms... (more)
6.) Sally Go 'Round The Roses-- The Jaynettes
7.) God Don't Never Change-- Blind Willie John
8.) That's Cool-- The Gizmos. I can't thank Mike Whybark enough for posting MP3 files of the Gizmo's 1988 reunion
9.) Eddie You Should Know Better-- Curtis Mayfield
10.) Fade Away and Radiate-- Blondie
11.) Dead To The World-- Patti Smith
12.) Crimson And Clover-- Tommy James and the Shondells. Talk about trashy pop. This is one of my all time favorite songs. I saw Tommy James in a parking lot in Paramus, New Jersey in 1972. It was one of the best live performances I have ever seen.
13.) King of Useless Drinking-- Lyle Sheraton and the Daylight Lovers.

The fact that he says nice things about me hasn't affected my opinions. He says (probably rightly) I'm more blues-oriented and he's more pop, although I gave him some of my b.g. in a comment over there:

I'm probably more COUNTRY than you are, and a little more blues, but I love great pop music - I was in rock & pre-punk bands in NYC in the 60's (NY Dolls to Blondie days), so that was my "thing."

In fact, I opened for Tommy James once at a county fair. I wanted to play all of his his hits as a joke but my manager wouldn't let me.

I had the same manager as Blondie and thought I had it made, until I read in Rolling Stone that they were suing him or something.

I wasn't meant to be a pop star, though ... played country in bars as a teenager and again in my declining years (which continue).

"Pride of Man," "Sally Go Round the Roses," "Eddie You Should Know Better," "Crimson and Clover" - some of the best records ever.

And as James Brown says, "no one remembers Little Willie John."

But enough about me. Give Jon some support if you can. He deserves more traffic.

posted by RJ Eskow at 9:45 AM | 0 comments

Monday, May 15, 2006

aWol: send in the Guard

The irony of aWol once again turning to the overworked National Guard soldiers to solve his problems when he failed to complete his own service.
posted by Carnacki at 8:38 PM | 0 comments

leopold & lobe*

jason leopold stands by his story, and replies to those who point to rove's spokespeople's denials with a hearty "just look at their record for telling the truth." oped news, en toto (and dorothy, too!):

as editor of opednews, i started wondering when jason leopold's news that karl rove was indicted, which we made our main headline, did not show up in the mainstream news. he's been superbly reliable and great and bringing news ahead of others. so i wrote to him:

i’m getting emails asking why the mainstream media aren’t reporting on rove’s indictment. and now, one of my trusted authors has written this article

http://www.opednews.com/articles/opedne_steven_l_060515_karl_rove_indictment.htm

any word you can give me on what’s up?

rob kall
jason replied,

rob
i have now been turned into the story—again. robert luskin and mark corallo, rove’s attorney and spokesman, are liars. damned liars. i have five sources on this. in the news business when you want to discredit a reporter and an explosive report you call the spokesman and get him to issue a denial. my reports have gone way beyond the spokesman and the lawyer to get to the truth. i am shocked that the mainstream have followed this up by simply calling a spokesman.

best
jason leopold
i responded to jason, "can i post this on our site? or, do you want to write something on this?"

he replied,

you can add this:

i am amazed that the blogosphere would lend credence to the statements of people who have consistently lied about rove’s role in this case. this is a white house that denied rove’s involvement in the leak. this is a white house that has lied and lied and lied. and yet the first question that people ask is “why would rove’s spokesman lie?” because they can, because they do, and because they have. this is an administration that has attacked and discredited their detractors. i am amazed that not a single reporter would actually do any real investigative work and get to the bottom of this story. surely, their must be another intrepid reporter out there that has sources beyond a spokesman.

jason leopold
reporter
truthout.org
we also have word that joe wilson, valerie plame's husband, also heard the same report of rove's indictment.

addendum: maybe wishful thinking, maybe they know something, maybe somebody's trying to corner skippy's share of the snark market over at msnbc with this headline to the piece about rove's speech at the american enterprise institute today:

analysis: a final word from karl rove



*yes, it's an elaborate pun on bush's brain

posted by skippy at 7:00 PM | 0 comments

these kids today have no respect for religion

we're not sure what this is supposed to be, but we want some of whatever these kids were smoking when they made it.

posted by skippy at 6:57 PM | 0 comments

atrios walks the dinosaur

Was_not_was_2 waas (not waas)


(links courtesy Eschaton)

posted by RJ Eskow at 6:32 PM | 0 comments

maybe now the press won't be such lapdogs

guy over at rook's rant sends us to abc's the blotter (via intoxination), who discovered that the gummint is listening to reporters' phone calls, too:

a senior federal law enforcement official tells abc news the government is tracking the phone numbers we (brian ross and richard esposito) call in an effort to root out confidential sources.

"it's time for you to get some new cell phones, quick," the source told us in an in-person conversation.

abc news does not know how the government determined who we are calling, or whether our phone records were provided to the government as part of the recently-disclosed nsa collection of domestic phone calls.

other sources have told us that phone calls and contacts by reporters for abc news, along with the new york times and the washington post, are being examined as part of a widespread cia leak investigation.
oh yeah, it's all about finding al qaeda, for sure.

guess we'd better stop dialing 1-800-hotkangaroochat.

addendum: you want to see scary, read some of the reader comments on the blotter. they're happy the gummint is spying on the communist traitors in the media. oooh, that's scary, keeds!
posted by skippy at 5:10 PM | 0 comments

mad about veeps faling asleep

mad kane, that is!
posted by skippy at 5:05 PM | 0 comments

what political ads should look like today

Here's a political ad from John F. Kennedy in 1960, talking about better health coverage. No graphics, no SFX, no actors. Just a human being talking to an audience about an important issue in simple, direct terms.

It worked. Of course, it helps to have a candidate like JFK. Still, simpler is sometimes better. That's something to consider as we confront the healthcare issue in the upcoming elections:

posted by RJ Eskow at 2:28 PM | 0 comments

i'm switching to smoke signals

what's worse than just collecting all the phone records that you can get, en masse?

doing something orwellian with them.
a senior federal law enforcement official tells abc news the government is tracking the phone numbers we call in an effort to root out confidential sources.
well, isn't that just the height of trustworthiness. makes me want to give my phone number to reporters so they can call me weekly and say, "hi".
posted by The One True Tami at 10:23 AM | 0 comments

rumors are flying

blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!) is sweating bullets because nobody in the world besides jason leopold is reporting that rove is indicted.

however, our good blog buddy with whom we have partied (and that's the best reason to believe a blogger, now, isnt' it?) the brad blog is not backing away from leopold's assertion:

as well, since friday, we've received various communications from both respected insiders and respected reporters who have told us in no uncertain terms that it's a done deal. the indictment was handed down by the grand jury on friday, they say, and now it's only a matter of when the information will be made public.

though we were not told by these sources who the sources were from which they received their information. so we cannot stand behind those reports ourselves, but we do believe that their certainty is worth notice.

meanwhile, out there in internetland, former cia man and spookmate of plame, larry johnson sent an email (some of which he also posted on du) claiming that: "joe wilson heard the same from other sources. and, more importantly, jason [leopold] is reporting based on multiple, more than two, sources. his editors realized what a big story this is and did the appropriate checking before posting."

note: though we've spoken with wilson from time to time, he's not one of the "insiders" mentioned above with whom we've discussed the latest rumors.
the brad blog alos points out that our other good buddy talkleft (with whom we haven't partied, but would like to) paints various scenarios in which the timing could be explained.

addendum: over at wot is it good 4, larissa alexandrovna tells lukery that "leopold is solid," lending credence to leopold's reliability. also, talkleft has an interesting conversation w/rove's lawyer, and helen wheels makes a neat "no rove" graphic.

double addendum: the heretik has rove's prison bitch diary.
posted by skippy at 12:05 AM | 0 comments

Sunday, May 14, 2006

numbers don't lie, liars do

the heretik points out that when newsmax says awol's approval rating has jumped 6 points over the weekend, it's only because they don't actually use the whole sentence:

newsmax goes big comparing numbers from one poll to another. check it out. bush’s approval is up. way up. or is it?

a harris interactive poll published in the wall street journal online on friday had bush’s approval rating at an all time low - with just 29 percent of americans saying they liked the way he was handling his job…

a newsweek survey released on sunday, however, found that the president’s approval numbers had improved markedly, with 35 percent saying he was doing a good job.
various instapundidiots jump on the news. alert the media that apples really are oranges. and somebody else who doesn’t bother to read says: the ginned-up hysteria has actually improved bush’s approval ratings. except it hasn’t.

what the newsweek poll actually says:

there’s more bad news for the white house in the newsweek poll: president bush’s approval rating has dropped to the lowest in his presidency. at 35 percent, his rating is one point below the 36 percent he received in newsweek’s polls in march and november, 2005.
like comparing apples and assholes.
posted by skippy at 3:28 PM | 0 comments

one thing you can't hide is when you're crippled inside

laura bush doesn't believe bad polls - abcnews

does she believe in god? or john lennon?

polls are a concept,
by which we measure our failure
(he's looking much paler).
polls are a concept,
by which we measure our failure
don't believe in harris
don't beleive in pew
don't believe in cbs
don't believe in newsweek
don't believe in ap-ipsos
don't believe in bloomberg
don't believe in marist institute
don't believe in quinnipac
don't believe in washington post/abc
don't believe in nbc/wall street journal
don't believe in usatoday/cnn/gallup
just believe in me
george and me
don't need reality.
the dream is over.
posted by skippy at 12:57 PM | 0 comments

don't worry, talkleft, we still like you

talkleft seems to have made an enemy by calling rove's lawyer robert luskin...

7:55 pm. i just got off the phone with rove's lawyer robert luskin. i'm sure i made a new enemy. i called at 7:47 pm my time which is 9:47 his time. in a run-on sentence, i introduced myself as a criminal defense lawyer and said i was calling about jason leopold's article because if it wasn't true, i wanted to write that it wasn't true. he said, "why are you calling me at 10:00 on a saturday night. it's so inappropriate." i apologized and said because it's an important story and if it's not true i wanted to say so. i looked at the clock on my computer and saw it was 9:48 or so his time.

he said something like "it's completely not true and you shouldn't be calling me at 10:00 on a saturday night. you should be calling mark corallo [rove's media strategist.]

but here's the thing. i didn't even have a chance to explain which of jason's articles i was writing about or that jason had reported rove was indicted. for all i know, luskin hasn't seen that article and his denial pertained to an earlier article written by jason.

luskin continued to chastise me for calling so late on a saturday night, saying "this is washington, you don't call people at 10:00 on a saturday night." i apologized again and said i was in denver and it was two hours earlier and it hadn't occurred to me that it would be too late to call washington. He said "well it should have occurred to you." i asked if i could call him tomorrow. he said "no" and hung up.
talkleft, you can call us anytime of the night!
posted by skippy at 12:42 PM | 0 comments

say hello

to the peking duck and we are all volunteers in this army and in the drivers seat.
posted by skippy at 12:38 PM | 0 comments

dick cheney before he dicks you

the voice of america says a note from "dead-eye" dick cheney seems to tie him to the plamegate scandal:

a u.s. prosecutor investigating the leak of a cia agent's name has presented a handwritten note from vice president dick cheney referring to the agent before the leak took place.

special prosecutor patrick fitzgerald filed the note in court papers in the case against cheney's former chief of staff, i. lewis libby.

the filing says cheney made the notes on an article written by the agent's husband, joseph wilson, about a trip to niger to probe alleged uranium sales to iraq.

it says cheney asked if officials had approved the trip, or if wilson's wife, valerie plame, had sent him on a "junket."
christy hardin smith at fdl thinks that the scooter defense team is taking a bullet (presumably, in the face) for dick:

in refuting the judge’s contention that such information is not relevent, ted wells, team libby’s attorney for this proceeding (and i presume current lead trial counsel, since he’s been taking the front man approach in court proceedings thus far), speaks to the full court press that the bush administration was giving toward amb. wilson’s claims in july of 2003:

it wasn’t just him [libby]. he was involved in what was a multi-agency response. it was [sic] office of the vice president. it was the office of the president. (trans. p. 5)
aside from the fact that the "office of the president" bit is a "hello, karl" moment, i really have to question the kitchen sink defense contortions at this point. i understand the throw whatever you can at the wall and see what sticks methodology, but this is really the far opposite ends of the defense spectrum at this point — and is beginning to feel a whole lot like ted wells is auditioning for a cirque du soleil contortionists gig if the lawyer thing doesn’t work out.
all of blogtopia (and yes! we coined that phrase!) is on pins and needles, waiting to see this week if the truthout article is truth. out.
posted by skippy at 11:37 AM | 0 comments

no, it was all just a dream...a horrible, horrible dream

in case you missed snl last night, here's the address to the people of the united states by president al gore.
posted by skippy at 11:30 AM | 0 comments

don't forget to call your mom...


i decided to call my mom early yesterday morning. it had been too damn long -- we hadn't talked since christmas day, and we haven't seen each other since halloween 2004. she goes to bed early and she rises before the sun does, but this time, to my surprise, she was in bed. her husband answered the phone. (they've been married for more than twenty years, and he's been far more of a father to me than my biological father ever was.)

i told him i was calling to wish mom a happy mother's day, and i was about to say i'd call back a little later, but she got out of bed first. i hate it when i do that! but she didn't mind.

turns out they'd just come home from ireland. mom loves that country; it was her second trip there, and i'm sure it won't be her last. her husband is of irish descent, and they actually met up with a few of his relatives while they were there. cool! the way mom talks about ireland, if i ever decide to leave the states, chances are very good i'll choose to settle there -- if the irish will have me. i'm not planning on it. there's so much of america i still want to see, and i'm almost positive i won't get to every item on my list. but now that that option's on the table, it ain't comin' off.

we talked for an hour or so, about this and that. her allergies, my same ol' same ol' job, her new car (an audi, of all things -- she's never owned an audi), my intention to be there for christmas this time (the last time was 2002), one of my cousins getting married, my sister and brother-in-law considering moving, and so on. all in all, not quite a riveting conversation. but i find that as i get older, and i become a little more aware of my own and others' mortality, these ordinary mother-and-son talks grow increasingly important to me. many, if not most, of my readers are older than me, and chances are, some of their mothers have passed away; there's no one there for them to call. i still have that luxury. i hope i still have it many years from now. it's just that i have no way of knowing.

of course, she's a lot more aware of her own mortality than i am of mine. neither of us knows how much longer we'll be among the living. so i imagine she places an ever-increasing value on our all-too-seldom talks, too.

we live about six hundred miles apart. once in a while, i wonder why...
posted by Jim Yeager at 1:36 AM | 0 comments

dance fever

we couldn't figure out how to embed it in our blog, so we link you to liberal common sense who was able to bring you the evolution of the dance.
posted by skippy at 12:13 AM | 0 comments

not only is it illegal, it's a waste of energy

the impolitic points out that the data mining program awol luvs so much actually is more trouble than it's worth according to experts.
posted by skippy at 12:09 AM | 0 comments

Saturday, May 13, 2006

you can't judge a song by its cover

amanda at both pandagon and guesting for berube muses about the best cover songs ever...with a great deal of thought given to devo, one of our favorite bands of all time.

our personal favorite not mentioned by amanda or her commenters: sinead o'connor's "nothing compares 2 u," with runner up "money" by the flying lizards.
posted by skippy at 9:13 PM | 0 comments

rove-ing away

we'll believe it when we see it on the national news, but truthout is reporting karl rove has been indicted by special prosecutor fitzgerald for perjury:

special prosecutor patrick fitzgerald spent more than half a day friday at the offices of patton boggs, the law firm representing karl rove.

during the course of that meeting, fitzgerald served attorneys for former deputy white house chief of staff karl rove with an indictment charging the embattled white house official with perjury and lying to investigators related to his role in the cia leak case, and instructed one of the attorneys to tell rove that he has 24 hours to get his affairs in order, high level sources with direct knowledge of the meeting said saturday morning.

robert luskin, rove's attorney, did not return a call for comment. sources said fitzgerald was in washington, dc, friday and met with luskin for about 15 hours to go over the charges against rove, which include perjury and lying to investigators about how and when rove discovered that valerie plame wilson was a covert cia operative and whether he shared that information with reporters, sources with direct knowledge of the meeting said.

it was still unknown saturday whether fitzgerald charged rove with a more serious obstruction of justice charge. sources close to the case said friday that it appeared very likely that an obstruction charge against rove would be included with charges of perjury and lying to investigators.

an announcement by fitzgerald is expected to come this week, sources close to the case said. however, the day and time is unknown. randall samborn, a spokesman for the special prosecutor was unavailable for comment. in the past, samborn said he could not comment on the case.
posted by skippy at 3:15 PM | 0 comments

say hello

to i tuioi link quotidiani and collected miscellany.
posted by skippy at 3:02 PM | 0 comments

and now, some blue-collar wisdom...

fixer of alternate brain says, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." fixer is a mechanic. i'm not a mechanic, but i am a press operator, and i have a similar saying:

if it ain't broke, don't break the goddamned thing!

or, if you must, at least have the courtesy to leave me a note telling me what you broke! @$$#o!e!


* * *


by the way, skippy, thank you for continuing to put up with me in your house. i'm trying to be good *sniff*, but i have this tendency of forgetting myself *sob*. i'm working on it, though *blubber*...
posted by Jim Yeager at 9:24 AM | 0 comments

happy second blogiversary!*

to mimus pauly at mockingbird's medley!

mimus is one of the hard-working regulars here at skippy international, who has been our co-blogger for more than a year now, and his contributions have been astute, entertaining and always welcome. his own work at mockingbird's medley is also top-notch, and we congratulate him on being able to continue his blogging work in the face of having to make a living and deal with awol's america at the same time, no small feat!

here's looking forward to another 2 years, and 2 years after that! congrats, and thank you, mimus!


*yes! talkleft coined that phrase!
posted by skippy at 12:16 AM | 0 comments

Friday, May 12, 2006

giant wal-mart to rural landowners: sell or else

cheap crap uber alis. their little yellow emoticon logo should include fangs.
the world's largest retailer, battling to build a huge new distribution center in putnam county, is threatening a handful of rural residents that they may have their land taken if they don't agree to sell it to the company.

representatives of wal-mart have told the landowners they will ask putnam county to use its powers of eminent domain if the families won't sell. the retailer needs about a half-dozen parcels to widen a road that would provide access to a proposed 800,000-square-foot distribution center just over the volusia county line -- a project volusia officials have gone to court to block.

...residents were given letters offering them $1,000 for the right to buy their property at prices mullis claimed were twice the market value. but the letters went on to warn what could happen if they don't agree to the deal:"in the event any of these property parcel owners are not willing to either sell, or to provide the needed r.o.w. [right of way] . . . our firm will ask the county to proceed with the necessary legal actions to secure those properties from the property owners to accommodate the public purpose needs to serve the planned project's utility and road requirements." - the sun sentinel
kangaroo kisses to blahblahblah (blah3)
posted by Cookie Jill at 7:26 PM | 0 comments

united 93

the skippy's saw united 93 yesterday, and it was one of the most powerful film experiences they had ever witnessed.

we believe that every american should see this movie. of course, the events inside the cabin of that ill-fated flight will never be precisely known, and this movie does not claim to be an accurate representation thereof (a disclaimer stating as much comes at the end of the film), but it seemed to be a reasonable interpretation of what could have happened, how the passengers and crew dealt with the unthinkable that thrust itself into their path.

the movie also re-created the growing confusion and horror in various control towers throughout the country, including boston logan's airport, newark, cleveland and also at norad headquarters and the national air traffic control center in herndon, virginia. several of the actual people invovled in the events in these control towers, both civilian and military, played themselves in the movie, giving it quite a sense of authenticity. (an interesting thread in the norad scenes involved trying to find the president to get "shoot-down" authority, which, a title card explained at the end of the movie, was eventually received, but ultimately not passed on to the pilots).

writer and director paul greengrass wisely used relatively unknown actors for the most part, so the audience keyed in on the events and the people, and not the person playing the part (tho mrs. skippy did recognize sledgehammer's david rasche as one passenger who helped to storm the hi-jackers, and denny dillon, once on snl, was also in the cast).

the special effects were also amazing. the image of the twin towers burning on the horizon through the windows of the newark control tower, while the air traffic controllers were trying futilely to get on top of the escalating tragedy looked incredibly real, as if the audience had gone back in time almost 5 years, and were witnessing the terrible events all over again.

the film doesn't bother to "introduce" characters or create "backstory," except nominally. it doesn't have to. the audience provides its own narration, having lived through that terrible day. of course, since we know the eventual tragic outcome of the flight, every tiny single thing that goes on in the plane takes on a heavy irony. passenger conversations about getting back to their families make the viewer sad. a glimpse of the intact twin towers out the window as 93 takes off is devastating. in the air traffic control center in virginia, one of the controllers mentions the clear weather near the beginning of the film, saying, "today will be a good day for the east coast."

the film is incredibly moving (both skippy and mrs. skippy cried at different points). and, yes, it's incredibly hard to sit through. but well worth it. the final moment of the movie showed the passengers wrestling with the hi-jackers in the cockpit of the plane while they all plummetted to the earth. then, right as the green pastures of pennsylvania slam up to them, the screen goes dark for several seconds. all that could be heard in the theatre was sniffling and sobbing.

united 93 is still doing a brisk business, which means that millions of americans are seeing this very emotional film. though it is not a decision that is casually made, we urge all of skippy's readers to see it, too.
posted by skippy at 5:44 PM | 0 comments

rumor has it...

truthout reports that rove is quietly preparing his resignation:

within the last week, karl rove told president bush and chief of staff joshua bolten, as well as a few other high level administration officials, that he will be indicted in the cia leak case and will immediately resign his white house job when the special counsel publicly announces the charges against him, according to sources.

details of rove's discussions with the president and bolten have spread through the corridors of the white house where low-level staffers and senior officials were trying to determine how the indictment would impact an administration that has been mired in a number of high-profile political scandals for nearly a year, said a half-dozen white house aides and two senior officials who work at the republican national committee.

speaking on condition of anonymity, sources confirmed rove's indictment is imminent. these individuals requested anonymity saying they were not authorized to speak publicly about rove's situation. a spokesman in the white house press office said they would not comment on "wildly speculative rumors."

rove's attorney, robert luskin, did not return a call for comment friday.
thanks and a tip of the bush kangaroo hat to jdellaro's dkos diary for the heads up!
posted by skippy at 5:25 PM | 0 comments

quote of the day

eric alterman's reader kevin, writing in on slacker friday:

imagine if the democrats actually talked about real ideas that made sense, or dare i say it, inspired some of these nonvoters (that being said, they seem to be getting the picture now talking about universal health care, but how about a better energy policy, a sensible drug policy, raise in minimum wage). the youth and minorities should be the democrats' bread and butter. instead we get i cant believe it's not republican.
posted by skippy at 5:20 PM | 0 comments

reactions

you think you're upset by the nsa phone data base news? take a look at how dow jones feels:

Example

could be worse...you could own stock in at&t:
Example
posted by skippy at 4:56 PM | 0 comments

could we please

have a vice president that actually stays awake on the job?
Example
(via americablog via atrios)
posted by skippy at 4:49 PM | 0 comments

wow, that's gotta suck...


imagine ken lay and jeff skilling being convicted on the basis of this:

houston, may 10 -- the judge in the enron trial dealt a serious blow on wednesday to the two former chief executives accused of defrauding investors by agreeing to allow jurors to find both men guilty for consciously avoiding knowing about wrongdoing at the company... {nytimes}


now imagine another judge applying that same standard to awol if he's ever put on trial for [pick a crime, any crime]...
posted by Jim Yeager at 4:44 PM | 0 comments

give a bouncy kangaroo hello to


thankyouquest.org
posted by Cookie Jill at 7:07 AM | 0 comments

there's plenty of reasons to sue the california angels, but this just ain't one of them

excuse the mess...that was just my head links us to the story of the psychologist who sued the california angels because he didn't receive a free tote bag at free tote bag night:

a los angeles psychologist who was denied a tote bag during a mother's day giveaway at an angel game is suing the baseball team, alleging sex and age discrimination.

michael cohn's class-action claim in orange county superior court alleges that thousands of males and fans under 18 were "treated unequally" at a "family sunday" promotion last may and are entitled to $4,000 each in damages…

thousands of the red nylon bags were given to women 18 and older attending the sunday mother's day game…

cohn, who could not be reached for comment, complained to the angels about unfair treatment in a june letter asking the team and college to pay $4,000 in damages to all males attending the game. the angels responded by sending cohn four tote bags and a letter stating that the team "ran out of the item that day and had to order more."

officials said cohn's was the only complaint about the giveaway.
ah, yes, the old "it's discrimination because men can't get mothers' day gifts" complaint.
posted by skippy at 12:16 AM | 0 comments

friday cockatiel blogging

Example

squiggles on her perch
posted by skippy at 12:14 AM | 0 comments

Thursday, May 11, 2006

how low can he go - breaking thru the glass floor edition

awol has smashed thru into the 20's...via bill in portland maine's dkos diary (as opposed to bill in portland oregon's dkos diary) the wsj.com tells us that harris polls puts awol at...wait for it...29%!

president bush’s job-approval rating has fallen to its lowest mark of his presidency, according to a new harris interactive poll. of 1,003 u.s. adults surveyed in a telephone poll, 29% think mr. bush is doing an “excellent or pretty good” job as president, down from 35% in april and significantly lower than 43% in january.

roughly one-quarter of u.s. adults say “things in the country are going in the right direction,” while 69% say “things have pretty seriously gotten off on the wrong track.” this trend has declined every month since january, when 33% said the nation was heading in the right direction. iraq remains a key concern for the general public, as 28% of americans said they consider iraq to be one of the top two most important issues the government should address, up from 23% in april. the immigration debate also prompted 16% of americans to consider it a top issue, down from 19% last month, but still sharply higher from 4% in march.
can he possibly get any lower?
posted by skippy at 8:52 PM | 0 comments

another one bites the dust

he swears it's not ted barlow disease, and he'll be back, but the oscar wilde/levant of snark, michael berube, is taking a month off (don't worry; guest blogger john mcgowan will be filling in for him in his absense).

hurry back, michael! there is no other snark like yours!
posted by skippy at 8:41 PM | 0 comments

united 93

the skippy's have just returned from seeing united 93. we hope to have a more detailed review tomorrow, but let it be said now that it's a very gripping and moving film, and we highly recommend every american, no matter what their political persuasion, to go see it.
posted by skippy at 8:27 PM | 0 comments

more fun with google

tho we were embarrassed to be #1 and 2 on this one, we're proud to be #1 on this one.
posted by skippy at 8:22 PM | 0 comments

missionary accomplished position







keep your eyes peeled to where the uss abraham lincoln and the uss enterprise may be headed.
concern is building among the military and the intelligence community that the us may be preparing for a military strike on iran, as military assets in key positions are approaching readiness, raw story has learned.

....retired air force colonel and former faculty member at the national war college sam gardiner has heard some military suggestions of a possible air campaign in the near future, and although he has no intimate knowledge of such plans, he says recent aircraft carrier activity and current operations on the ground in iran have raised red flags.

gardiner says his concerns have kept him busy attempting to create the most likely scenario should such an attack occur. - raw story

will iran be next? - soldiers, spies, and diplomats conduct a classic pentagon war game—with sobering results. as a preview of the problems iran will pose for the next american president, and of the ways in which that president might respond, the atlantic conducted a war game this fall, simulating preparations for a u.s. assault on iran. (the atlantic, dec 2004)

big kangaroo tip o' the tail to the left coaster.
posted by Cookie Jill at 6:42 PM | 0 comments

meet the fockers

who hate america.
the senate gave final approval thursday to a $70 billion election-year package of tax cuts that will extend lower rates for investors and save billions for families with above-average incomes.

...just three republicans — olympia j. snowe of maine, lincoln chafee of rhode island and george voinovich of ohio — voted against the bill. democrats ben nelson of nebraska, bill nelson of florida and mark pryor of arkansas voted in favor. - ap
posted by Cookie Jill at 6:12 PM | 0 comments

stay tuned

rumor has it cable tv will be interesting tomorrow...
posted by skippy at 3:43 PM | 0 comments

i spy with my little eye...

blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!) weighs in on usatoady's reveal that awol and tpc* are listening to everything america says:

maru the crankpot points out that "nsa has "massive database" of americans' phone calls ...but "can't find" how many times convicted felon jack abramoff visited the bush white house."

glenn greenwald opines:

it is true that, strictly speaking, at least based on what we know, the government has not used pen registers here. they didn't need to. instead of collecting this information telephone-by-telephone, they just skipped the whole pen register annoyance and had the telecommunications companies give them all of that information for every phone. still, it is hard to imagine (at least for people acting in good faith) how it could be illegal for the government to use a pen register device without a court order for a single phone (it appears clear that that is illegal), but it is perfectly legal for the government to obtain pen register information for everyone's phone in the country without bothering to obtain a court order of any kind.
to awol's insistance that the government is "not mining or trolling," atrios asks, "um, so you're collecting this massive database and just... letting it sit there?"

talkleft discusses the a t & t whistleblower who outed the whole domestic spying program.

christy hardin smith at fdl suggests everyone call their congressjerks (and senatorjerks) and tell them how you feel about your government and giant telecommunications companies conspiring to spy on americans irrespective of the laws of the land. jane, meanwhile, wants to know why all the democrats in congress haven't signed onto rep. john conyers amicus briefs against awol; and georgia10 at dkos suggests you contact the phone companies.

lastly, athenae at first draft simply says, "we told you so."


*tpc = the out-of-date punchline to "the president's analyst"
posted by skippy at 2:26 PM | 0 comments

would richard nixon be proud or jealous?

goodness gracious me, what a cardiac arrest this is -- "nsa has massive database of americans' phone calls":

the national security agency has been secretly collecting the phone call records of tens of millions of americans, using data provided by at&t;, verizon and bellsouth, people with direct knowledge of the arrangement told usa today.

the nsa program reaches into homes and businesses across the nation by amassing information about the calls of ordinary americans -- most of whom aren't suspected of a crime. this program does not involve the nsa listening to or recording conversations. but the spy agency is using the data to analyze calling patterns in an effort to detect terrorist activity, sources said in separate interviews...


and, true to form, awol denies any wrongdoing:

..."our intelligence activities strictly target al-qaida and their known affiliates," bush said. "we are not mining or trolling through the personal lives of innocent americans"...


of course they wouldn't target innocent people. just ask most of the folks who've done time at gitmo. now then...

which is easier to believe: that there are tens of millions of known al-qaida affiliates running around loose in the united states? or that awol is lying through his teeth?

i thought so...
posted by Jim Yeager at 11:35 AM | 0 comments

blogging for change for a change

norwegianity is going on hiatus...no, it's not ted barlow's disease, it's the wege's pledge to work for the campaign of ford bell for u.s. senate.

the wege correctly assumes that campaign work will take most of his time and focus, and probably doesn't want to be accused of non-disclosure conflict of interest by wonks who hate the internets.

ford bell's platform consists of (at this point) two planks: single payer universal health care and get out of iraq now. we whole-heartedly endorse both positions.

good luck, wege, good luck, ford bell, and we'll see you in the fall after ford's elected to the u.s. senate!
posted by skippy at 12:29 AM | 0 comments

cruising to new lows

the moderate voice points out that tom cruise's popularity is going the way of awol's...down, down, down.
posted by skippy at 12:19 AM | 0 comments

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

bad news for annthrax

the brad blog tells us that annthrax coulter may not only have violated voter registration laws in florida (for voting in one district and living in another) but also could have violated tax code fraud laws as well:


republican extremist/hate-monger, ann coulter may be on the verge of being tossed from the voter rolls in palm beach county, florida.

the brad blog has also obtained exclusive official documents from the chain of events which has helped bring the gop darling to a new place in her career: she has fallen completely silent.

coulter, who appears to have committed a third-degree felony by knowingly giving an incorrect address on her voter registration form in palm beach, florida, and then knowingly voting at the incorrect polling place last march, could face up to $5,000 in fines and five years in prison if convicted…

as well, coulter has received a $25,000 homestead tax exemption, which, according to palm beach law, would only be available to use as a tax deduction on the property if she "lives there permanently".
if we were really snarky, we'd say our only regret with timothy mcveigh is that he didn't go to 242 seabreeze avenue in palm beach.
posted by skippy at 11:09 PM | 0 comments

with compromises like that...

the headline blares: cia nominee may soften on eavesdropping
so what is this new, softer stance after the general has admitted to illegal warrantless wiretaps on americans?
...he may be open to changes in eavesdropping law to allow the bush administration's warrantless surveillance.
lieberman, feinstein, cantwell, do not, i repeat, do not endorse this travesty as a good compromise.
posted by George at 8:40 PM | 0 comments

whoops!

we have no idea how or why, but no more mister nice blog seems to have inadvertantly slipped off our permanent blogroll! it must have happened during spring cleaning one fall.

we have corrected the oversight!
posted by skippy at 5:01 PM | 0 comments

say hello to

shorter jeff goldstein...
posted by skippy at 4:37 PM | 0 comments

three kings and an ace - guitar heroes

Crooks & Liars has a Hendrix video up and says he's in a guitar mood. (It's the great "Machine Gun" rendition from Berkeley - a little fast, but outstanding.) Check this out, Johnny - think you'll like 'em:

The Godfathers of The Guitar



Albert King tells it like it is (grammatically, that should be as it is - but tell him that). Albert stood and watched a young Stevie Ray Vaughan open for him, copping all his licks. As Stevie came off the stage Albert said "OK, you just did me. Now," he added as he pointed a huge finger in the young man's face, "... I'm going to do you."



Freddie King was the Sonny Liston of the blues - too rough and tough for general consumption. But guitarists everywhere still idolize him (ask Clapton). He is, simply, The Man.



B. B. King is the general public's favorite bluesman, and why not. Gentlemanly, beatific, and Buddha-sweet. And he always holds something back in his playing. When asked why he never voices chords, he explained that while he knows many jazz changes, "It's better to have and not need than to need and not have."



And then there's Buddy Guy: raving guitar genius, vocalist extraordinaire, and Rimbaudian visionary of the blues. Of all of them, he's probably the one that influenced Hendrix the most. There's a straight line that runs from supershowman/guitarist/singer Guitar Slim (Ray Charles' first gig was as his piano player), to Buddy, to Hendrix.

These guys are heroes to me. OK, fellas: go for your guns.
posted by RJ Eskow at 2:27 PM | 0 comments

ok we lied...

yes, we lied when we said it was the last, we swear, last word about the colbert affair.

we think berube sums up the internets quite well.

we promise we'll try to make this the last word.
posted by skippy at 11:44 AM | 0 comments

¡hola a todos nuestros amigos de habla hispana!

¡seguimos un acoplamiento de nuestro sitemeter, y éramos felices aprender que alguien que tomaba la época de leer skippy en español!
posted by skippy at 11:38 AM | 0 comments

i'd better get back in the kitchen

i'm not sure which is worse, that this thing exists, and that people think it's "cute", or that people like it so much that it's sold out.

oh, ha, ha, look at the funny sexist joke! no one believes that stuff any more, so making a teddy bear for it is just darling!
posted by The One True Tami at 11:06 AM | 0 comments

the last, we swear, the last word on the colbert affair

via atrios we find gene lyons, who saw the fracas over colbert an indication that the "celebrity pundit" is an idea whose time has gone:

too bitter ? it’s a matter of taste. instead of trying to amuse his live audience, colbert used them as a collective straight man. a tv performer, he pitched his act to the c-span cameras. (google has bought the rights. you can watch on your computer and decide. )…

colbert’s performance, however, made it clear that bush doesn’t enjoy taking it.

well, tough. millions of americans haven’t enjoyed being subjected to bush’s swaggeringly contemptuous disregard for the truth. nor, to come to the point, the posturing of media enablers like cohen, a liberal columnist who wrote in 2000 that the nation was “in dire need of a conciliator, a likable guy who will make things better and not worse.... that man is george w. bush.”

the larger point is that beltway courtiers like cohen, time’s joe klein and others currently succumbing to the vapors over critical e-mails from fans thrilled by colbert’s gutsy performance are on their way out. the brief reign of the celebrity pundit began with cable tv and appears to be ending with the internet. washington socialites are quickly being replaced in public esteem by politically oriented bloggers like josh marshall, kevin drum, the inimitable digby, glenn greenwald, billmon, atrios and many others. as greg sargent recently pointed out in the american prospect, “readers are choosing between the words on a screen offered by klein and other commentators and the words on a screen offered by bloggers on the basis of one thing alone: the quality of the work.” sure, there’s a danger of groupthink. that’s true of all mass media. but there’s also a fierce independence and an intellectual honesty among the best online commentators that are making washington courtiers awfully nervous.
that's why readers keep coming back to skippy. quality.
posted by skippy at 9:41 AM | 0 comments

maximum laughs

Example
from minimum security.

by the way, stephanie informs us she'll be on air america's "ring of fire" show, with robert f. kennedy jr. and mike papantonio, to air 5-7 p.m. saturday may 13, and 3-5 p.m. sunday may 14. you can also hear it at www.ringoffireradio.com.
posted by skippy at 9:29 AM | 0 comments

he thought the christian coalition was his "baseheart"

reader shiela serendiptiously sent us to media needle theater, for the exciting episode of voyage to the bottom of the polls.

Example
posted by skippy at 9:25 AM | 0 comments

mad about probable cause

mad kane, that is!
posted by skippy at 9:23 AM | 0 comments

say hello

to the third path.
posted by skippy at 9:20 AM | 0 comments

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

all the mistakes that are fit to print

while perusing internets, we found regret the error, which seems to be a categorizing of mistakes made by the msm.
posted by skippy at 10:47 PM | 0 comments

the factor doesn't factor in reality

tvnewser explains how bill o'reilly juggles his numbers to make his show look like it's not hemmoraging viewers:

he says: "the ratings for april are in, and here at 'the factor,' we improved our total audience over april 2005. a nice achievement since the pope died last april, and there was huge interest in that story. we thank you all very much."

(o'reilly actually lost viewers at 8 p.m. compared to april 2005. he averaged 2,102,000 last month, compared to 2,178,000 for the same month last year. o'reilly must be combining his 8 p.m. average with the repeats at 11 p.m. and 4 a.m.)

"but if you read some of the fox hating print press, you'd never know how well we're doing, actually, because the writers in the los angeles times and rocky mountain news, among others, want to prop up our competition." then he praised brian lowry's column in variety, and offered "more truth:" "last thursday evening, in total audience, the factor beat cnn by more than 300 percent and msnbc by an astounding 500 percent."

(now he's comparing the 8 p.m. averages again.)

"the factor's third rerun at 4 in the morning actually beat msnbc's 8 p.m. original."

(now he's comparing just the 4 a.m. repeat.)
it's like comparing loofahs to falafels.
posted by skippy at 10:32 PM | 0 comments

how low can he go?

Example
talkleft, from whom we lifted the nifty graphic, tells us awol is down to 31%:

bush's ship is sinking into the ocean. he's fallen so far, the new york times reports he may not be able to reverse the damage. he continues to lose support among his base as well as democrats and independents. according to the new cbs-new york times poll,

mr. bush's approval rating for his management of foreign policy, iraq and the economy have fallen to the lowest levels of his presidency.

....mr. bush's overall job approval rating hit another new low, 31 percent, tying the low point of his father, george h. w. bush, in july 1992, four months before the elder mr. bush lost his bid for a second term to bill clinton. that is the third lowest approval rating of any president in 50 years; only richard m. nixon and jimmy carter were viewed less favorably.
tho talkleft mixed her metaphors with the hindenberg exploding/ocean sinking, she goes on to point out how the poll showed good news for the democrats, which were seen as having more ideas than the repubbbs two to one.
posted by skippy at 9:35 PM | 0 comments

dear dick, you're a dick

re: richard cohen's whining, avedon carol says it much better than we did:

i realize it's unpleasant to receive public opprobrium and hate mail. but put this in perspective:

our constitution has been shredded, and you complain that those who criticize the guy who did it are rude.

our economy is hemorrhaging, and you think we should be reading about your mail.

thousands of people are dead, and you want to complain about our language.

if you've made a few thousand people swear at you, maybe it's time to consider the possibility that it is you who owe us an apology.
posted by skippy at 8:59 PM | 0 comments

...and hope to diebold

the brad blog brings us the lovely news that diebold is being investigated by the sec:

the brad blog can now report that a securities fraud class action suit has been filed against diebold, inc. (stock symbol: dbd) naming eight top executive officers in the company as co-defendants. the suit has been filed by plaintiff janice konkol, alleging securities fraud against the north canton, ohio-based manufacturer of voting systems and atm machines on behalf of investors who owned shares of diebold stock and lost money due to an alleged fraudulent scheme by the company and its executives to deceive shareholders during the "class period" of october 22, 2003 through september 21, 2005.

the suit was filed today in u.s. federal district court in ohio and alleges the company "artificially inflated" stock prices through misleading public information designed to conceal the true nature of diebold's financial and legal situation. the defendants are also alleged to have attempted to disguise well-known and ongoing problems with diebold's voting machine equipment and software. additionally, the suit alleges insider trading by defendants resulting in proceeds of $2.7 million. remedies are sought under the securities exchange act of 1934.
posted by skippy at 5:11 PM | 0 comments

we'll take our traffic hits from wherever we can get them

but it's a bit disconcerting to be listed #1 and 2 (out 657,000) on this google search.
posted by skippy at 5:06 PM | 0 comments

addendums to our musing about colbert

here are a few clarifications and addendums to our current posting "and the little bloggers shall lead them":

we are sorry that we were unclear as to our original premise...many commenters here and on other group blogs (where we cross-posted this) said that the audience at colbert's performance most decidedly did get it...meaning, they understood the jokes, and that they (along with awol) were the targets of colbert's scathing wit.

we concede that point, but what we were trying to say was an echo of what james poniewozik at time.com said...that, by assuming they were the intended audience, the audience at the dinner most assuredly did not get "it." that is to say, there is a bigger, more important (and, perhaps, ultimately more powerful) audience that colbert was reaching out to. witness the continuing blogswarm about this story a full 10 days after the fact. the inside-the-beltway crowd's inability to understand that was like your parents' total non-comprehension of whatever music you rocked out to...they just don't get it.

on a more personal note, readers of this space are probably aware of our hurt feelings and snitty attitude towards the organizers of the yearlykos. in our original version of the above-referenced post, we had several links and snarky remarks harking back to our version of the events which we believed, rightly or wrongly, proved our point that we were the injured party in this unremarkable and totally unimportant exchange of emails.

mrs. skippy has pointed out that, while she agrees that ykos didn't treat skippy very well, it's still not very attractive to whine about it. we accidentally matured today, and have thusly pulled all references and links (previously written as "blogtopia! yes! we coined that phrase, except, apparently, at yearlykos!") and hereby pledge to never bring it up again on this blog. it's not like we started a war in a middle eastern country based on lies or anything really important. we consider the matter closed, and we apologize to the organizers of yearlykos. we will move on, most assured to las vegas in june to enjoy the convention.

small editing notes: we corrected a bad lack of closing parantheticals upon edit, and replaced the band "the animals" with "cream," because we thought the animals were too close in tone and time to the beatles. wouldn't you have?
posted by skippy at 4:51 PM | 0 comments

perspective

allison of hartsongs sends us to firestarter5, who gives us all some shocking perspective.
posted by skippy at 10:16 AM | 0 comments

life goes on

bring it on! tells the story of an 18 year old austic boy that the army signed up for active duty.
posted by skippy at 9:00 AM | 0 comments

say hello

to journeys with jood.
posted by skippy at 12:23 AM | 0 comments

Monday, May 08, 2006

and the little bloggers shall lead them - a skippy musing

we in blogtopia (and yes, we coined that phrase!) often tear our hair out (and in skippy's case, that is precious little) over what we perceive to be the "corporate top-down media," or "those in charge," or "the right wing," or "the man," and their inability or refusal to notice and cover what stories we deem to be important.

take stephen colbert. please! (rim shot)

tho it's been over a week since the notrious appearance at the washington correspondents' dinner where colbert skewered awol right in front of his bewildered and grumpy face, the story and its significance has only now begun to seep into the main stream media. blogtopia (y!wctp!) immediately pounced on (a) the story itself, and then (b) the refusal of dinosaur media to pounce on (a) the story itself.

peter daou, writing two days after the event at huffpo, proclaimed a "media blackout." in the days that followed, dkos, atrios, the moderate voice, alternet and chris durang, to name but a few (specifically, five), all chimed in with the opinion that the msm (or "the man") were purposefully not writing about the rapier wit and brass balls that colbert exhibited that night. this was because, the consensus goes, the top-down media are lazy, or right-wing, or just snobby.

but if we look, we find stories in the msm about the night in question. time.com has a scathing page one article by (who else?) wonkette, which takes bloggers to task for assuming that the audience at the correspondents' dinner didn't laugh because the jokes were too pointed. time.com goes on to insist it was because colbert wasn't funny. and james poniewozik makes an interesting point in time.com's television section:

if anything, he was playing against the room—part of the frisson of his performance was the discomfort he generated in the audience, akin to the cringe humor of da ali g show. (cringe humor, too, is something probably lost on much of the washington crowd at the dinner, as their pop-culture tastes tend to be on the square side.) to the audience that would watch colbert on comedy central, the pained, uncomfortable, perhaps-a-little-scared-to-laugh reaction shots were not signs of failure. they were the money shots. they were the whole point.

in other words, what anyone fails to get who said colbert bombed because he didn't win over the room is: the room no longer matters.
irrespective of whether ana marie is right or not (our usual view of ana marie), the fact remains that with her and james's essays, time.com addressed the event, it's aftermath, and it's implications. although, and this is an important point, they did it several days after the fact (james, 5 days; ana marie, 6).

other msm organs are equally better-late-than-never in their reporting on colbert's appearance. the christian science monitor, in a piece published today (10 days after!), calls for an end to the annual dinner event, because it's irrelevant and too insular:

the dinner is like prom as imagined by the debate team. the political geek set gets dressed up and glamorous and sits down to congratulate itself, but fearing it isn't cool enough on its own, media organizations try to score a-list celebrities from new york or los angeles to dine at their tables…

the bigger issue though, is the coziness of it all.

the press has always occupied an odd place in this city. the reporters, pundits, and editors here are not the political establishment. they don't make laws or issue court rulings. but they clearly are part of the city's primary industry. and at times that leads some in the press to view all of the folks here, politicians and reporters alike, as part of one big organism - or worse, one big game.

"hey, underneath the bickering, we're all 'beltway people.'" that's the message of the correspondent's dinner. and that message fits too neatly with what many already think of the press in washington.
the nypost reported (7 days after the event) that colbert's caustic routine boosted the ratings of his comedy central show by 37%. the latimes (also 7 days after) waxed enthusiastically about how the bloggers were discussing the appearance - and used that premise as a conduit to discuss the appearance itself (latimes specifically quote soundbitten's greg beato, writing in the rake). the toledo blade gave colbert's appearance a big thumbs up ("a satirist that satirizes? egads!") a whole week afterwards.

mark morford at the sfchron (a mere 2 days after) said colbert had "brass cojones"(morford also wonders about c-span forcing youtube to pull the colbert video clip over copyright infringement: "it's hard c-span not enjoying all the free publicity. hmmm").

richard cohen in the washpost (published today) bemoaned the fact that people emailed him with very negative reactions to his column describing colbert's performance as unfunny -- and that somehow that anger spells trouble for the democrats (don't ask, we couldn't follow that logic either. if you want to ask him about it, email him).

but our favorite comes from the doug elphman in the chicago sun-times, who wondered "did the media miss the real colbert story?":

how's this for a newsworthy lead? it was perhaps the first time in bush's tenure that the president was forced to sit and listen to any american cite the litany of criminal and corruption allegations that have piled up against his administration. and mouth-tense bush and first lady laura bush fled as soon as possible afterward.
doug hits the nail on the head musing about reasons that the top-down corporate media reamained silent:

this is trouble for the media. it has been losing customers to bloggers and web sites for years. this won't help. the media's implosion of silence could be one of the final reasons many liberals use to not turn on tv news. it's not like they feel a vested interest in the industry anyway, since it has been bought and parceled by conservatives.

what does this all prove, other than the interns at skippy international know how to use google? two things, actually, one of which should make bloggers proud, and the other more cautionary.

it was blogtopia (y!wctp!) that kept this story going. if the top-down corporate media had its way, colbert would be relegated to the david letterman-hosts-the-oscars section in the museum of public appearances. the msm, which couldn't bring themselves to actually taking the story head-on, decided to write about how other people were writing about the event. sort of the "you touched it last, you're responsible" school of journalism.

why, you ask, take such a convoluted approach to a national story? because, we believe, the top-down media is just dull.

now, we don't mean dull, as in the opposite of exciting. we mean dull, as in the opposite of bright. and not even especially un-bright, but more un-connected, out of the loop, tragically unhip.

bloggers expect immediate reaction; thus is the nature of the internets. we have an opinion, we write an opinion...somebody immediately counters our opinion with their own, either on our blog or theirs. so when the msm doesn't immediately react, we suspect evil, conspiracy, laziness or greed as factors. we never suspect squareness.

the shelf-life of a story on the internets is, maybe, a day, tops. maybe two, if there's blood or homosexual sex involved. but when it comes to stories, the internets eat faster than william conrad at hometown buffet, because the techno-savvy wiz kids that we all are operate at the speed of 2 gig processors, and damn, that's fast!

however, newspapers and electronic media cannot move that fast. they have mobs of bosses and layers of lawyers that need to give approval, vet, make decisions, cover their asses, and generally slow down the process. and, bottom line, they are run by a bunch of rich white guys, and you can't get any more boring, unhip, and just plain timid than that.

and brings us to our second point. maybe the reason no big papers and talk shows didn't broach the subject of colbert's appearance really was because they just didn't get it.

come on, expecting national journos to report on a comedian making fun of them (by extension) is rather like waiting for your mom and dad to talk about pink (or, for older readers, waiting for your mom and dad to talk about nirvana (or, for older readers, about depeche mode (or, talking heads (or funkadelic (or cream (or the beatles (or miles davis (or glenn miller (or scott joplin (well, you get the idea...no matter what age you are, people older than you are not hip)))))))))).

so, rather than bemoan the fact that the msm doesn't write about things rightthisminute, we should proudly accept our roles as the conduit through which important stories are continually discussed.

if the national press needs us to do their research, analysis, vetting and reporting, well...somebody's gotta do it. it might as well be us. we get it.
posted by skippy at 9:02 PM | 0 comments

how low can he go?

according to scott m at the agonist, down to 31% in the latest usa toady/gallup poll:

bush's fall is being fueled by erosion among support from conservatives and republicans. in the poll, 52% of conservatives and 68% of republicans approved of the job he is doing. both are record lows among those groups.

moderates gave him an approval rating of 28%, liberals of 7%.

"you hear people say he has a hard core that will never desert him, and that has been the case for most of the administration," says charles franklin, a political scientist at the university of wisconsin who studies presidential approval ratings. "but for the last few months, we started to see that hard core seriously erode in support."

only four presidents have scored lower approval ratings since the gallup poll began regularly measuring it in the mid-1940s: harry truman, richard nixon, jimmy carter and the first george bush. when nixon, carter and the elder bush sank below 35%, they never again registered above 40%.
posted by skippy at 1:15 PM | 0 comments

don't be hayden

the sailor at vidiot speak finds out that gen. hayden is ineligible to replace porter "poker? i don't even know her" goss...from the national security act of 1947:

(c) military status of director and deputy directors. -(1)(a) not more than one of the individuals serving in the positions specified in subparagraph (b) may be a commissioned officer of the armed forces, whether in active or retired status....

and who is the deputy director?
the deputy director of the central intelligence agency is vice admiral albert m. calland iii, usn.
oops.
posted by skippy at 1:06 PM | 0 comments

this rabbit hole just may be bottomless...

awol replacing colin powell with condi rice was confusing enough. replacing john ashcroft with al gonzales was even stranger. his initial pick for head of the 9/11 commission was henry kissinger -- that didn't last too long, did it? and picking harriet miers to replace sandra day o'connor was simply funny. but the idea of replacing porter goss with michael hayden -- now that's vintage awol. take the guy who oversaw the nsa's illegal wiretapping program and put him in charge of the cia. if this isn't a vote of "no confidence" in congress, the intelligence community, and the american public, then i don't know what the friggin' hell is.

(continued at mockingbird's medley...)
posted by Jim Yeager at 6:39 AM | 0 comments

does justin guarino count?

rox populi wonders who is the most influential of all american pop singers.
posted by skippy at 12:33 AM | 0 comments

say hello

to straight, not narrow.
posted by skippy at 12:26 AM | 0 comments

mad about haiku

mad kane, that is!
posted by skippy at 12:25 AM | 0 comments

Sunday, May 07, 2006

say hello

to thoughts of an average woman and ring of fire and diptych and the gregarious misanthrope.
posted by skippy at 12:22 PM | 0 comments

stuck in the middle with you

left i on the news links us to an asspress piece about ranchers on the us-mexico border who - surprise! - actually think being humane about illegal immigrants is important to do:

[arizona rancher jack ladd] has titled this, "jack ladd observations.'' it describes the three groups of 15 to 20 migrants he saw crossing his ranch in broad daylight not long ago. "i dread the flood of illegals that would result if amnesty was actually granted,'' he writes. but he also bemoans as "just for show'' politicians' proposals for more walls, more lights, more agents. "they are not the answer,'' he says.

nor is any absolute ban on the employment and presence of illegal workers in the united states, he says. "i don't believe this is realistic, possible or humane''...

[ladd’s son john] agrees with his father on the need for a worker program and a mechanism to expedite the citizenship process. "anybody that doesn't believe we need workers coming in is an idiot,'' he says...

"show me a 50-foot wall,'' he says, "and i'll show you a 55-foot ladder.''
left i also links us back to us, for which we are grateful, and correctly connects us with the phrase "blogtopia" (hear that, ykos?) and.
posted by skippy at 12:09 PM | 0 comments

and 73% doesn't really indicate a majority, either

blah3 points out another of scott mcclellan's usual badly-done dance around actual facts:

on the first question out of the box today scottie got hammered about the 73% of the country who have concluded that the we're on the wrong track:…

mr. mcclellan: well, i'm not sure that i'd agree with the word, "concluded." let's keep in mind that these are snapshots in time…
so, what scottie's saying, i guess, is that even though 73% of respondents, when asked, expressed their opinion that the country's on the wrong track, they really hadn't concluded that it's on the wrong track. it was just at that split-second in time -- that snapshot, if you will, that they thought things have derailed. immediately prior to being asked the question and immediately after answering it, these people thought the country was on the right track. they were simply caught in a nanosecond of doubt about what's going on, and came to their senses again immediately afterwards.
posted by skippy at 9:13 AM | 0 comments

say hello

to perpetia and infidels of every denomination.
posted by skippy at 12:33 AM | 0 comments

francis scott off key

a friend of ours sends us an email:

ladies and gentlemen, people have been singing our beloved national anthem, given us by god, in the key of b flat. i am outraged! this song was written by god in c major, and you should by god sing it in c. when you sing it in b flat, you have to use some of them there black keys, and god wanted it played only on the white keys, as befits a white, english-speaking, christian, c major-singing nation. after all, our motto is "e pluribus unum", except when it's "in god we trust", an english phrase that means (translated from the - ah - old english) in many one, but if you keep having all this diversity, we remain "pluribus". we're supposed to be "unum". and the unum we're supposed to be is a white, engish-speaking, christian, male, republican who sings in c major, with none of them black keys. we arrive pluribus, we decide what is best (being white, speaking & singing english, having a penis, worshipping jesus, voting republican and singing in c major) and then we drop everything else.

and who decides what is best? why, the decider, of course. and we all know who that is.

now why don't all you latin speakers go back to latina?
posted by skippy at 12:31 AM | 0 comments

Saturday, May 06, 2006

i have a question...

when did unwarranted sexual advances become sexy?

# # #


"speaking of unwarranted sexual advances" update: pissed off patricia of morning martini posted the other day about the local sheriff's office calling to let her know that a troglodyte who raped a woman at gunpoint moved into a home four blocks from her own. i read the comments to that post, then went to the sex offender registry of the virginia state police's website. turns out there are five of them within a half mile of my apartment. oh, that's just lovely!

want to give yourself shivers? go to the family watchdog website and type in your home address. it'll show you a map of all the registered sex offenders in your area. there were well over a hundred on the map i got. i've lived at this address for seven years, and i had no idea...
posted by Jim Yeager at 10:32 PM | 0 comments

this should be interesting

swords crossed, by armando and tacitus.

for those that don't know, armando is the most outspoken diarist (and former front pager) at dkos, and tacitus (josh trevino) is the co-founder of redstate.com.

that's right, a lefty and a righty working together (?) on a blog.

we'll let you know how that works out...
posted by skippy at 10:28 PM | 0 comments

wow...

there is a very good op-ed piece in the washpost. yes, the washpost (oh, stop laughing):

hillary clinton has a few problems if she wants to secure the 2008 democratic presidential nomination. she is a leader who fails to lead. she does not appear "electable." but most of all, hillary has a bill clinton problem. (and no, it's not about that.)

moving into 2008, republicans will be fighting to shake off the legacy of the bush years: the jobless recovery, the foreign misadventures, the nightmarish fiscal management, the katrina mess, unimaginable corruption and an imperial presidency with little regard for the constitution or the rule of law. every democratic contender will be offering change, but activists will be demanding the sort of change that can come only from outside the beltway.

hillary clinton leads her democratic rivals in the polls and in fundraising. unfortunately, however, the new york senator is part of a failed democratic party establishment -- led by her husband -- that enabled the george w. bush presidency and the republican majorities, and all the havoc they have wreaked at home and abroad...


guess who wrote it...
posted by Jim Yeager at 10:17 PM | 0 comments

yes! mad kane coined that phrase!

mad kane, who is credited with coining the phrase "progblog" at the blogging lexicon at whatis.com, graciously emailed the editors of same, asking that skippy be included for coining the phrase "blogtopia," along with steve bates for "blog doggerel" and lawyer denise howell for "blawg."

thanks, mad! you're a scholar and a lady!
posted by skippy at 9:56 PM | 0 comments

what awol and his gangbangers forgot

the leading contender for cia believes in no limits to his power to spy. awol and his enablers in washington, (i am looking at you, sen. cantwell) seem to have forgotten that the american people organized government to control police powers and not to have government organize police powers to control the american people.
posted by George at 6:25 PM | 0 comments

why we love the random "next blog" button at the top of blogger sites

i like tomatoes, but not tom hanks.
posted by skippy at 11:49 AM | 0 comments

what a country...australian edition

via the agonist, we find that sex toys are tax deductible in australia:

prostitutes, strippers and lap dancers can claim tax deductions for adult toys and lingerie, officials said friday, as the australian taxation office issued a list of deductible items for the sex industry.

condoms, lubricants, gels and oils are among a myriad of other items that these workers can claim against tax, according to a fact sheet issued on the office's web site…

"you can claim the cost of replacing or repairing things like equipment, adult novelties and other apparatus used in your work," the office advises, under a section titled "tools of trade."
nice work, if you can get it!
posted by skippy at 10:05 AM | 0 comments

slate-d for the courts

the story so far: christopher hitchens apparently got ahold of private emails from a private listserv forum that prof. juan cole was writing on in his discussion of the middle east.

hitchens went on to take the content of the emails out of context and write a screed against cole in slate.

juan cole writes slate magazine, attempting to get them to correct, or at least fess up to, the situation. they refuse.

ah, journalists! pillars of integrity!
posted by skippy at 9:49 AM | 0 comments

saturday cockatiel blogging

Example
angelina, with husband clicky in the back.
posted by skippy at 9:42 AM | 0 comments

say hello

to reality frame.
posted by skippy at 9:39 AM | 0 comments

shout out to our advertisers

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posted by skippy at 9:21 AM | 0 comments

Friday, May 05, 2006

can't touch o'reilly, but olbermann beats the pants off of everyone else

tvnewser gives us the ratings for cable screeching heads last weds night. the most noticable event is, while not coming close to o'reilly on faux, keith olbermann still manages to run past every other program at the 8 pm hour, and pretty much pulls in higher ratings in the coveted 25-54 demographic than...wait for it...every other program at any time on cnn, headline news, cnbc, and even his own msnbc station. period.

and, tho he still lags behind most faux programs, in that same demographic he almost ties gibson, shepard smith, the 11 pm o'reilly, and he beats the crap out of brit hume.

which is something we'd all like to do.
posted by skippy at 9:19 PM | 0 comments

walking the walk, talking dog the talk

the talking dog interviews david j. sheffer, professor of law and director, center for international human rights, northwestern university school of law. professor scheffer served as the united states ambassador for war crimes issues from 1997 to 2001 during the second term of president bill clinton.
posted by skippy at 9:12 PM | 0 comments

you know things are bad when conservatives want dems in power

reader chris sends us this asspress poll that shows how dismal things are looking for awol: even (especially?) conservatives hate him:

  • just 33 percent of the public approves of bush's job performance, the lowest of his presidency. that compares with 36 percent approval in early april. forty-five percent of self-described conservatives now disapprove of the president.

  • just one-fourth of the public approves of the job congress is doing, a new low in ap-ipsos polling and down 5 percentage points since last month. a whopping 65 percent of conservatives disapprove of congress.

  • a majority of americans say they want democrats rather than republicans to control congress (51 percent to 34 percent). that's the largest gap recorded by ap-ipsos since bush took office. even 31 percent of conservatives want republicans out of power.

  • the souring of the nation's mood has accelerated the past three months, with the percentage of people describing the nation on the wrong track rising 12 points to a new high of 73 percent. six of 10 conservatives say america is headed in the wrong direction.

  • republican strategists said the party stands to lose control of congress unless the environment changes unexpectedly.
"it's going to take some events of significance to turn this around," gop pollster whit ayres said. "i don't think at this point you can talk your way back from those sorts of ratings."
but they'll try.
posted by skippy at 8:53 PM | 0 comments

blogtopia! yes! we coined that phrase! except, apparently, at ykos! and even the heretik knows!

kudos to the heretik for slyly making fun of our inability to donate $$ to ykos.
posted by skippy at 8:52 PM | 0 comments

Porter Goss, CIA Head, Resigns

Porter Goss, the Director of the CIA, has resigned. There has been no mention made of the outrageous sex scandal involving Goss in the news stories. In fact, the news organizations are soft-peddling the scandal. The CNN report has former CIA Director Stansfield Turner quoted as saying:
Former CIA Director Stansfield Turner told CNN that Goss may have resigned because he was passed over for the position of director of national intelligence, which went to Negroponte.

What a joke. A sex scandal broke in which Goss was named as a participant, then Goss resigned within a week of the story, but not a word about the scandal is mentioned in the resignation story.

Yeah, he was upset because he was passed over. Time for the press to do its job. I wonder if they remember how.

(Cross-posted from Blanton's and Ashton's.)
posted by DBK at 1:19 PM | 0 comments

Saving the Internet

Matt Stoller is delivering some exceptional information and analysis on the effort to take the Internet away from all of us and give it to the telecoms. You really should read this one.
posted by DBK at 10:31 AM | 0 comments

say hello

to days.
posted by skippy at 10:11 AM | 0 comments

hooker? we barely know her...

josh marshall makes a good point: the press is all over patrick kennedy sleep driving, but you only hear crickets when the subject is hookers for congress from defense contractors.
posted by skippy at 10:03 AM | 0 comments

Sing a new song ...






My "Christian hymn for the rest of us" is now online at the Huffington Post as a music exclusive there:

"I Wish More Christians Loved Jesus"

Jerry, Pat - I couldn't have done it without you guys.

posted by RJ Eskow at 6:39 AM | 0 comments

Senatorial Candidate from Arizona a Progressive Veteran

Leonard Clark is a veteran now running for the Democratic nomination for Senate in Arizona. It's an uphill battle for Leonard Clark since he's trying to wrest the nomination away from the party insiders, but he's plucky, determined, and has the support of Jo Fish (at Democratic Veteran), which is a pretty respectable inside the Blogway recommendation.

Here's what Mr Clark had to say (reprinted with his permission):
I'm writing to give you a campaign update from Arizona. This Saturday (May 6th, 2006) is going to be a big day. That day, the State democratic party meeting is going to be held. This meeting will be held at the Pheonix Wyndham hotel. The main meeting will probably not start until late morning but there will be activities held before then. Progressive Democrats of America will be hosting an immigration panel which is open to the public. Some well known communities members will probably be there such as Ben Miranda.

People do not have to be members to attend the meeting. There will be much useful information there. Candidates are not supposed to speak to the whole audience at once but rather will be allowed to man tables at the meeting to meet people. I have contacted the state Democratic party and we will see if they are cooperative (because we know whom they are favoring in the U.S. Senate race. But, one word of caution many people who work in the party at lower levels support our grassroots campaign to win the U.S. Senate for the Clark campaign.)

I'm hoping any of our supporters who are in attendance will help us man our campaign booth because you know that the other guy's 2 million dollars is going to buy him lots of support. I will try to keep you updated on what's going on. By the way, if you or any of your friends can attend this meeting it will be very helpful. I will be there.

So head on over, you Arizona Democrats, and get to know Leonard Clark.
posted by DBK at 5:10 AM | 0 comments

Thursday, May 04, 2006

dear michael isikoff...

kindly go to hell.

when it comes to fighting terrorists, i know zacharias moussaoui is no big fish. the guy i really want to see on trial is osama bin laden. come to think of it, khalid sheikh mohammed would make a nice defendant, too. i don't need you to say so in order to know it. (orange is awol's natural color, too, but that's further down the road at best...)

but this stupid-assed administration we're saddled with can't seem to deliver bin laden or mohammed. what we get instead, what we have to settle for, is moussaoui. well, at least he got what i would have given him if it was up to me: life without parole. i'll take whatever i can get, mr. isikoff, i'm more of a beggar than a chooser in the grand scheme. this outcome wasn't much, but it was something, it was a start. here's to hoping the ramifications of this trial go way beyond its outcome.

now why don't you go find yourself another stained blue dress?
posted by Jim Yeager at 11:16 PM | 0 comments

more dem success stories

pacified at soapbox colorado tells us the dem candidate bill ritter has out-raised his opponents in the race for colo gov:

this should quell any doubts about people getting behind ritter. (via the gazette):

denver (ap) -- democratic gubernatorial candidate bill ritter out-fundraised his republican counterparts more than two-to-one in april, according to campaign finance reports filed wednesday with the secretary of state's office.

ritter reported raising $152,000 from april 1 to april 25, the second consecutive time he raised more than the republicans. it brought his total to $1.3 million.

republican marc holtzman reported raising $61,022 during the past month, bringing his total to nearly $2 million. republican congressman bob beauprez reported raising $73,428, for a total of $1.8 million.
go bill! keep in mind of that $2 million holtzman has "raised", much of it is a personal loan of his rich daddy's money to his own campaign.
how else do repubbbs raise money, if not from friends and family?
posted by skippy at 10:13 PM | 0 comments

unintentionally apt quote of the week...

cia veteran ray mcgovern asked secretary of defense and serial liar donald rumseld, "why did you lie to get us into a war that was not necessary, that has caused these kinds of casualties?" rumsfeld responded:

well, first of all, i, i haven't lied, i did not lie then... (several seconds of applause)... colin powell didn't lie. he spent weeks and weeks with the central intelligence agency people, and prepared a presentation that i know he believed was accurate. and he presented that to the united nations. the president spent weeks and weeks with the central intelligence people, and he went to the american people and made a presentation. i'm not in the intelligence business...


he got that right.

(big hop for crooks and liars...)
posted by Jim Yeager at 10:07 PM | 0 comments

could it be...satan?

amanda at pandagon confirms what rapture cultists fear: women are the tools of the devil.
posted by skippy at 6:53 PM | 0 comments

happy 22nd anniversary

to donna woodka and her hubby!
posted by skippy at 6:49 PM | 0 comments

say hello

to the sleeper cell.

and, while we're doing some housekeeping, we're happy to announce the addition of the patriot daily to our permanent blogroll!
posted by skippy at 12:00 PM | 0 comments

blog fight!

spittle and ink, aside from thinking that the word blogtopia (y!wctp!) is "clumsy and dumb," has now doubled skippy's original offer of $1000 to the ykos committee, for a listing in the convention program guide as any one of the following:

  • spittle & ink: taking a dump on the political blogosphere

  • your regular political blog sucks. spittle & ink gets sucked.

  • if you're not reading spittle & ink, you're a dick

  • most blogs cause cancer. spittle & ink cures cancer

  • spittle & ink: the antidote to the dull, contentless crap atrios puts out

  • spittle & ink: we would totally tap maryscott o'conner, man she's hot
we especially like their suggestion to hand out bumper stickers that read:

had to listen to harry reid talk for 45 minutes, and all i got was this stupid bumper sticker.
we have a feeling the ykos committee isn't to be very receptive.
posted by skippy at 11:51 AM | 0 comments

if it was up to me...

hello, mr. moussaoui. welcome to maximum security. hungry? here, have some breakfast -- just prepared, fresh off the grill. you'll get a nice breakfast like this every morning here, mr. moussaoui. and we serve square lunch and dinner meals as well, 365 days a year. you won't go hungry, i assure you. we'll even cater to your tastes, if you'd like.

while you're eating, here's something to read. it's called a holy qur'an. now i'm no islamic scholar or anything -- hell, i haven't even read this book in its entirety. but some of what i did read has moved me deeply. gave me a bit of a new perspective. i'm accustomed to the wall of separation between church and state, but i'm beginning to understand why real muslims interpret everything -- their religion, their politics, their culture, their social and private lives, and so on -- through an islamic lens. the intensity of their brother- and sisterhood is quite humbling.

so, how's the meal? oh, i'm sorry about that; i'll make amends tomorrow morning.

just so you know, your cell has been provided with a lovely prayer mat and a little red arrow on the ceiling pointing in the direction of mecca. we have no intention of interfering with your duties as a muslim. that qur'an, of course, is yours to keep -- since you're going to be here for a while, maintaining the line between you and allah is the least we can do.

hey, hey! please calm down, mr. moussaoui, i wasn't ridiculing your religion. i'm just telling you the way things are going to be around here. listen up. you will be treated with decency and charity here, rest assured. but we are not obliged to tolerate any of your infamous outbursts. you had your say in court, mr. moussaoui. you may have entered the courtroom with a bang, but as the judge told you, you will indeed die with a whimper. yes, mr. moussaoui, that is correct.

i have other matters to attend to now. eat up. and enjoy your stay...
posted by Jim Yeager at 10:27 AM | 0 comments

36th Anniversary

This summer I hear the drummin'.


Allison Krause, Jeffrey Miller, Sandra Scheuer, and William Schroeder
posted by DBK at 6:38 AM | 0 comments

That Whacky Junior Kean or Politics Makes Strange Something Or Other

Here's an illustrative story that was picked up over at Bluejersey.net. New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez and Kansas Senator Sam Brownback got together to propose legislation to do something to stop the genocide in Darfur. The bill passed unanimously. State Senator Junior Kean (R), who is running against Menendez this year in a lackluster and faltering campaign, made the following statement in response to the legislation.
Does Bob Menendez have no shame? It is appalling that he would use the people of Darfur for political gain. Menendez actually worked against their interests when he was raking in major campaign cash from Gum Arabic importers.

This should come as no surprise. MenendezÂ?s priorities have always been about building his fundraising machine, and not about helping the people of Darfur.

Junior sounds a little over-wrought when you consider this was bipartisan, unanimously passed legislation to help stop a genocide. Sounds like the Kean campaign is a drowning man in search of a buoyant object.
posted by DBK at 4:48 AM | 0 comments

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

i'll stop giving a $#!+ when i'm dead, thank you very much...

last year, i linked to a video of ian rhett's "(didn't know i was) unamerican." this time, i think i'll just reprint the lyrics...

didn't know i was unamerican
for choosing to give a damn,
or unpatriotic
for daring to take a stand, for what i believe in
looks like freedom to me --
expressions of liberty --
wanting our america to be
a responsible hegemony...

didn't know i was a communist
for wanting to share the wealth.
it doesn't take an economist
to measure the cost of health, and what i believe in
looks like heaven to me --
one human family
where everybody's got enough to eat,
and something warm to cover their feet...

didn't know i'd be labeled a terrorist
for daring to speak my mind.
it's becoming more precarious
for failing to toe the line, and what i believe in
sounds like freedom to me --
like the sons of liberty
in 1773
dumping forty-five tons of tea...

didn't know i was in the minority
of people who love the earth.
i hope it becomes a priority
before it gets any worse, and what i believe in
looks like heaven to me --
where angels take the shape of trees,
giving us clean air to breathe
from the rivers to the mountains and seas...

didn't know i hated my country
for acknowledging the truth.
this war is despicable profiteering
at the expense of our youth, and what i believe in
looks like heaven to me --
all of humanity
living as community
in relative harmony...

i know it's just a song,
but if the whole world sang along,
how much longer would it
be,
this,
way...


?
posted by Jim Yeager at 6:54 PM | 0 comments

those f*cking bloggers

all of blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase! except, apparently, at yearlykos) is a'buzz over daniel henninger's haughty dressing down of the discourse found on our sites.

danny boy, writing on wsj's site opinionjournal, made the point that those darn blogs are just so...uncivilized:

but in a "blogs trend survey" released last september, america online reported that only 8% blog to "expose political information." instead, 50% of bloggers consider what they are doing to be therapy. some might argue that using the internet to self-medicate includes many nominally political blogs, but more on that shortly…
we won't bother to mention danny boy's obvious bait-and-switch here, lumping the majority of blogs which have little to do with the national discourse on politics and more to do with what jeanie wore in algebra today and isn't nick leshay better off without jessica, in with the sort of sites that we, and he, actually think of when he says the word blogs, ie, dailykos, atrios, redstate, etc. but, of course, that's just what he does.

then there's politics. on the huffington post yesterday, there were more than 600 "comments" on karl rove and the white house staff shake-up. "demoted my --- the snake is still in the grass." "he should be demoted to leavenworth." "rove is bush's brain, and without him, our decider-in-chief wouldn't know how to wipe his own ----."

from a primary post on the same subject on the daily kos, widely regarded as one of the most influential blogging sites in democratic politics now: "i don't give a ----. karl rove belongs in shackles." "a group of village whores have taken a day off to do laundry."

intense language like this used to be confined to construction sites and corner bars. now it is normal discourse on web sites, the most popular forums for political discussion. much of this is new. politics is a social endeavor. the web is nothing if not "social." but the blogosphere is also the product not of people meeting, but venting alone at a keyboard with all the uninhibited, bat-out-of-hell hyperbole of thinking, suggestion and expression that this new technology seems to release.

at the risk of enabling, does the internet mean that all the rest of us are being made unwitting participants in the personal and political life of, um, crazy people? as populist psychiatry, maybe this is a good thing; the web allows large numbers of people to contribute to others' therapy. it takes a village.
armando makes the point on dkos that the wall street journal is a pot in no position to call the kettle crazy:

i wondered whether the insane dominated political discourse long before the advent of the internet. for example, this story, that was legitimized by the wall street journal editorial page, made me wonder for the sanity of those who took it seriously:

among the allegations spread by citizens for honest government's paid "expert witnesses" was that bill clinton, as governor of arkansas, provided protection for the cocaine trade.

. . . [w]hat ultimately legitimized the allegations was a series of editorials and articles on the subject that appeared in 1994 on the editorial page of the wall street journal. rep. jim leach, (r-iowa), chairman of the house banking committee, acknowledged in an interview in the fall of l996 that he had directed his committee staff to conduct a comprehensive investigation of the mena allegations after first reading about them in the wall street journal.
meanwhile, cbs's blogophile quotes other bloggers' opinions on danny boy's self-righteousness, including instapundit, writing in tcs daily:

pardon me for sounding rude, but what, exactly, does this have to do with the internet? the "let it all hang out" ethos predates tcp/ip. and cable tv and hip-hop were around long before the internet had much effect on american culture. and the truly defining moments of culture-shift are pretty old, too: black-power salutes at the 1968 olympics, the appearance of televised cursing on norman lear's all in the family, the abandonment of court decorum at wimbledon and the u.s. open. and it seems to me that it's pretty hard to blame the internet for what's on tv now, too. instead, it seems to be a general cultural phenomenon -- the same thing that has people attending church, or dining out, in shorts and flip-flops. disinhibition isn't just for the internet. it has become general, and the notion of behaving better when in the public eye has taken quite a beating. henninger's focus on the internet misses the point: his own examples suggest that if people are behaving badly on the internet, it's because they're behaving badly everywhere.

henninger seems -- like a lot of newspaper people these days -- to be focusing on problems with the internet not so much because the internet is a problem, generally, as because it's a problem for, well, newspaper people. the newspaper industry is sinking financially, and the internet is getting blamed not only for that, but for anything else that's handy. that's too bad, though, because once you strip away the paranoia and fud-spreading, henninger has something of a point. political discourse, of course, has been going downhill since, well, about 1968 too. (or maybe 1967, with barbara garson's scurrilous play, macbird, which featured a necrophile lbj exulting over jfk's assassination.) not that we ever enjoyed the kind of golden age that some social critics today might imply, but people certainly did, in general, maintain a degree of decorum, or respect for office, that vanished with the generalized hatred of lbj and richard nixon. and things have certainly gone downhill since, if that's possible.
of course, prof. reynolds cites an obscure lefty stage parody of the 60's, and avoids altogether the obvious examples of recent disinhibited discourse: limbaugh, wiener, hannity, coulter, and their ilk.

we also wonder about the rest of us "being made unwitting participants in the personal and political life of, um, crazy people," specifically, crazy people who screw their mistress's daughter, then beat up the daughter when she doesn't get an abortion. and, we wonder why language that "used to be confined to corner bars and construction sites" wound up on the floor of the senate, or on the podium at a campaign stop.

we agree w/at least the first part of prof. reynolds' reply to danny boy: bad behavior is not limited to, and in fact, pre-dates the internets. danny boy's op-ed piece is just another example of dead trees media getting all huffy and puffy about those darn citizens that dare to express their opinions, and about a communications platform in which those citizen opinions are on equal footing with the usual corporate top-down media pundits. in other words, it's the words themselves that are important, and not the reputation, laurels, bank account or connections of those who write them.

so f*ck you, henninger.
posted by skippy at 6:13 PM | 0 comments

no martyrdom for moussaoui...

after seven days of deliberation, the jury has given the so-called "20th hijacker" life in jail:

...the nine men and three women rebuffed the government's appeal for death for the only person charged in this country in the four suicide jetliner hijackings that killed nearly 3,000 people on sept. 11, 2001.

the verdict came after four years of legal maneuvering and a six-week trial that put jurors on an emotional roller coaster and gave the 37-year-old frenchman of moroccan descent a platform to taunt americans. the judge was to hand down the life sentence thursday morning, bound by the jury's verdict... {cbs news}


looks like moussaoui gets to spend the rest of his natural life marinating in his own poison. works for me...
posted by Jim Yeager at 2:22 PM | 0 comments

a protest march is a terrible thing to waste

got an email from tony chaudhuri of the campaign for america's future:

hi skippy. you and skippy the bush kangeroo readers will enjoy these photos.

two dozen college graduates sporting caps and gowns marched through the halls of congress today in graduation caps and gowns to deliver “diplomas” to house majority leader john boehner, r-ohio. the diplomas were signed by more than fifteen thousand people who want to make college more affordable. today’s “graduation procession” of students and parents was in response to public outrage about higher student loan rates and the rising cost of college.

finding a way to pay for college is a difficult struggle facing millions of families across the country. it's a struggle rep. boehner helped create. rep. boehner led efforts to pass the largest cuts to student aid in our nation’s history. we must "reverse the raid" on student aid.

toby chaudhuri
communications director
campaign for america's future
202-955-5665
posted by skippy at 1:36 PM | 0 comments

good news for debra bowen fans

we received this email from debra's office:

on saturday at the california democratic party convention in sacramento, i won the party nomination for secretary of state!

this truly was a resounding victory for our campaign. we picked up more than 80% of the delegate vote -- an overwhelming win. in fact, it was the highest percentage total of any other democratic running for statewide office this year.

but this critical victory wouldn't have been possible without your help, and without the support of hundreds of volunteers and delegates in sacramento this past weekend.

thank you so very much. i'm so grateful for your help. in our grassroots campaign to restore people's confidence in our democracy, and safeguard our elections system, the endorsement of the democratic party means a lot.

but now we have to take this clear statement of support from california democrats, and spread it to voters across the state. here are two things i'd ask you to do, to build on the tremendous momentum from this weekend:

  • please tell 5 friends about our campaign. let them know about the california democratic party endorsement, and encourage them to sign my 5-point plan to make our election process safe and secure.

  • contribute $25 to our campaign. help us pay for the email messages, direct mail pieces, and phone calls that we need to take our message across california.
we've got a huge amount of momentum coming out of this weekend's california democratic party convention in sacramento.

now we need to convert that endorsement and that momentum into votes on june 6th.

thanks for your continued help and support!
posted by skippy at 10:41 AM | 0 comments

another problem with libertarian think-tank blogs

the cato institute heralds its new blog cato@liberty with press releases.

but not, we notice, with comments section so readers can participate in the libertarian utopia they are espousing.
posted by skippy at 10:39 AM | 0 comments

it ain't no bikini model

magpie links us to, of all places, sports illustrated, wherein peter king rails against the government's inaction in the restoration of new orleans on this eve of the new hurricane season:

well, my wife and i were in a car last wednesday that toured the hardest-hit area of new orleans, the lower ninth ward. we worked a day at a nearby habitat for humanity site on thursday, and we toured the biloxi/gulfport/long beach/pass christian gulf shore area last friday. and let me just say this: i can absolutely guarantee you that if you'd been in the car with us, no matter how much you'd been hit over the head with the effects of this disaster, you would not have katrina fatigue.

what i saw was a national disgrace. an inexcusable, irresponsible, borderline criminal national disgrace. i am ashamed of this country for the inaction i saw everywhere.[...]

how can we let an area like the lower ninth ward sit there, on the eve of another hurricane season, with nothing being done to either bulldoze the place and start over, or rebuild? how can congress sit on billions of looming aid and not release it for this area?

i can't help but think that if this were los angeles or new york, that 500 percent more money -- and concern -- would have flooded into this place. and i can't help but think that if the idiots who let the levees down here go to seed had simply been doing their jobs, we'd never have been in this mess in the first place -- in new orleans, at least. other than former fema director michael brown, are you telling me that no others are paying for this with their jobs? whatever happened to responsibility?
posted by skippy at 10:32 AM | 0 comments

primary reasons not to use diebold

the brad blog covers the problems with voting machines in yesterday's primaries:

voters in ohio are given paper ballots as machines break down

the brad blog gets into a pissing contest with arizona sec. of state jan brewer about diebold

and one voter goes over the top when he smashes his voting screen in frustration.
posted by skippy at 10:28 AM | 0 comments

arizona dreamin'

the democratic veteran is endorsing his buddy leonard clark's run for senate in arizona.
posted by skippy at 10:26 AM | 0 comments

say hello

to man eegee - latino politico.
posted by skippy at 10:07 AM | 0 comments

my opinion on taxes, spending, reality...

and how there seems to be no connection between these things, any more.
back before the election in 2004, i remember telling anyone who asked me that no matter who got elected president in november, they were going to immediately drop in popularity because they were going to have to raise taxes. think about it, i'd say, the country simply cannot go on spending so much more than it's taking in, the deficit is already ridiculous.
so, my predicting ability isn't all that great. that's why i don't work as a psychic, i guess.

read the rest, if you'd like, at running scared.
posted by The One True Tami at 10:04 AM | 0 comments

Study Says the English are Healthier Than Americans

According to a study published on Tuesday in the Journal of the American Medical Association, middle-aged Brits are much healthier than middle-aged Yanks. While I have not read, and probably will not read, the study itself, based on the article I read, the study seems to be pretty legitimate. It is not at all unlikely that the differences in health extend beyond the boundary of middle-age that the study examines, which could be the most significant reason our health care system is so expensive.

I tend to think the reasons for the difference are diet, exercise, and excess stress. I've met a lot of Brits while on vacation and they do seem a lot more laid-back than Americans, or at least more laid-back than Americans in the northeast. They also are not generally as overweight.

(Cross-posted at Blanton's and Ashton's, where whiskey and cigars are not just for breakfast anymore.)
posted by DBK at 9:19 AM | 0 comments

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

may day in pictures

Example

shockwave posted a great picture diary of yesterday's rally in los angeles over at my left wing.
posted by skippy at 9:58 AM | 0 comments

good news for jazz fans

we got this email:

dear new orleans music lovers:

it’s jazz fest time, and preservation hall is reopening. since returning to new orleans, we’ve measured the city’s recovery in those moments when we recognize something familiar. pre-katrina new orleans could appear chaotic, but our rituals and landmarks grounded us, like the refrain after a solo. when the flood washed these places away and displaced so many loved ones, we lost our bearings. nomhrf has worked non-stop since the storm to rebuild them, and we’re grateful to recover two big ones this week.

while we welcome the fest and the hall’s reopening, we know that sustaining new orleans’ music community will take constant effort for years to come. with your help, nomhrf has distributed more than half a million dollars to more than 800 new orleans musicians. we will distribute half a million more over the next several months.

currently, nomhrf is arranging for new orleans musicians to perform abroad as cultural ambassadors. along with several other relief groups, we’ve established a community center and resource fair for musicians at st. anna’s church in the musically rich treme neighborhood. through our community leader grant program, jason slack brought the to be continued brass band back to town permanently. the arabi wrecking krewe used a nomhrf grant to fix the truck they use to gut musicians’ homes.

in partnership with the new orleans musicians clinc, we’ve sponsored brass band shows in the new orleans airport. this program provides musicians in town with paying work, and shows every arrival to the city that we are determined to keep our cultural traditions alive. we’re also underwriting regular gigs at new orleans zephyrs’ games and the crescent city farmer’s market. on may 20th, nomhrf will partner with the mystic knights of the mau mau to bring a free show to the louisiana state museum. the following week we’ll host a forum on the state of new orleans music in conjunction with drexel university.

as always, i encourage you to spend as much time and money in new orleans as you can. holler at us if you’re passing through, or if you have any comments or questions. you can reach us at info@nomhrf.org or 1-800-957-4026. thank you all for your dedication.

peace,

jordan hirsch
nomhrf administrator

new orleans musicians hurricane relief fund
(800) 957-4026
www.nomhrf.org
posted by skippy at 9:56 AM | 0 comments

band aids for a head wound

media needle talks about frist aid.
posted by skippy at 9:55 AM | 0 comments

off base

jeff pierce guest blogs at the reaction about the current repubbblican meltdown. it's a rather lengthy piece, but worth the time to read.
posted by skippy at 9:53 AM | 0 comments

home away from home

the satirical political report has an parody about iraqi soliders asking to get transferred out of iraq.
posted by skippy at 9:47 AM | 0 comments

say hello

to make it stop!
posted by skippy at 9:42 AM | 0 comments

brownskinned folks aren't destroying america

it's pasty white ceos

Example

jurors at the federal fraud trial of enron corp. founder kenneth lay got a glimpse at his lavish lifestyle, including homes in aspen, a vacation on the french riviera and $20,000 spent on antiques in Spain.

prosecutor john hueston introduced the details to suggest that lay had many ways to cover margin calls issued by banks to which he owed millions of dollars in 2001, just before enron imploded.

instead, lay borrowed cash in $4 million chunks from enron -- and to pay the loan back each time, he sold the company shares of his enron stock, sales that did not have to be disclosed immediately to the public.

when hueston asked whether lay considered cutting personal expenses so he could borrow less cash from enron, the ex-chairman said he could not simply turn off his lifestyle "like a spigot." - ap

"you saw to it you were taken care of before the enron employees," hueston said. he showed the jury that lay took a last $1 million in cash from his revolving credit line just days before he told employees that after the impending bankruptcy filing that they'd be paid a maximum $4,650 per person.

"i wanted to make sure we were not personally filing for bankruptcy," lay said. - houston chron

kenny, who?

posted by Cookie Jill at 7:07 AM | 0 comments

traffic jam

an estimated 1/6 the population of denver showed up to rally against the backlash against brownskinned people. (photo sfgate)

federico peña, the only hispanic ever elected mayor in denver, took the microphone monday afternoon on the steps of the state capitol and signaled a new phase in the debate - one in which people who have been largely unseen are walking onto the political battlefield.

"so today," peña said, "let us ask of our leaders in washington to listen carefully: we want an effective immigration system.

"we want congress to penalize the employer whose addiction to low-cost labor draws immigrants to come and work in our country. we want ceos to verify that they hire employees legally.

"and if they fail, they should receive harsh penalties. we want congress to recognize the obvious: it is the demand for immigrant labor that is the issue, not the supply." - rocky mountain news

posted by Cookie Jill at 6:44 AM | 0 comments

cleaning up in more ways than one

taylor marsh alerts us to dino donna, prez of the u. of miami, who doesn't want janitors there to make a living wage:

matt stoller alerted me to the situation at the university of miami, which absolutely made my blood boil. donna shalala was in a fight with janitors on the university who were trying to unionize and get their wages up. meanwhile, donna and her dog sweetie live the good life, which is fine. right up until this "democrat" decided that everybody doesn't deserve a working wage. she's no "democrat" as far as i'm concerned.

donna shalala, secretary of health and human services under president bill clinton, is betraying everything democrats stand for, as far as i've been able to glean from the situation. get ready for this because it's the worst of the worst from someone who got all uppity over clinton's consensual affair. let's see, what's worse? having a consensual affair, or making people live and work below the poverty line while you're living in luxury? not even close. listen to this one.

shalala lives in a "9,000 square-foot mansion, 29-foot-motorboat, collection of fine antiques, and luxurious garden — where she grows fresh mangoes and grapefruit," according to a dishy little article on wonkette.
mmm, mangoes.
posted by skippy at 12:13 AM | 0 comments

say hello

to difference of opinion.
posted by skippy at 12:11 AM | 0 comments

Monday, May 01, 2006

may day! may day! no mexicans to bus our tables!

our favorite line in the current immigration debate comes from che's lounge commenting on talkleft, when he first quoted a previous commentor who was against legalizing undocumented workers:

i disagree that i have to pay taxes for 20 million people to have access to health care, access to schools, social security (when they don't pay into the system)and other social services.
it's up to 20 million in just a few days. you realize, of course, that one month of iraq war funding would solve this problem in a heartbeat.
another problem we have with the xenophobe's argument that the immigrants are "illegal," and thus should be sent back home, is, if being illegal bothers folks so much, why aren't they hollering for awol to be sent back to crawford after gutting the constitution?
posted by skippy at 8:35 PM | 0 comments

if you insult the president and no media in the room listens, does it get a laugh?

the big story over the weekend was stephen colbert's big brass ones at the washington's correspondents dinner, where he cleverly insulted awol to his face, using comedy so subtle that absolutely none of the major news media present apparently even knew that colbert was there.

we go to the always-reliable editor&publisher; for the backstory:

a blistering comedy “tribute” to president bush by comedy central’s faux talk-show host stephen colbert at the white house correspondent dinner saturday night left george and laura bush unsmiling at its close...

colbert, who spoke in the guise of his talk-show character, who ostensibly supports the president strongly, urged bush to ignore his low approval ratings, saying they were based on reality, “and reality has a well-known liberal bias.”

he attacked those in the press who claim that the shake-up at the white house was merely re-arranging the deck chairs on the titanic. “this administration is soaring, not sinking,” he said. “if anything, they are re-arranging the deck chairs on the hindenburg."
ed&pub continues to relate that awol in particular was not amused:

as colbert walked from the podium, when it was over, the president and first lady gave him quick nods, unsmiling. the president shook his hand and tapped his elbow, and left immediately.

those seated near bush told e&p;'s joe strupp, who was elsewhere in the room, that bush had quickly turned from an amused guest to an obviously offended target as colbert’s comments brought up his low approval ratings and problems in iraq...

“this was anti-bush,” said one attendee. “usually they go back and forth between us and him.” another noted that bush quickly turned unhappy. “you could see he stopped smiling about halfway through colbert,” he reported.
crooks and liars has the video and the transcript.

but the real story now seems to be the media itself, which is hailing awol's own performance with an awol-impersonator, and almost totally ignoring colbert's cahones.

raw story points out that the nytimes doesn't even mention colbert's appearance.

chris durang at huffpo expounds:

but the mainstream media is apparently ignoring this part of the evening, and instead is covering the early entertainment where bush and a look-alike imitator do a "he says this, he's really thinking this" routine. moderately amusing, but very mild.

this, by the way, is the same washington event where bush previously charmed many (and horrified others) by pretending to have trouble finding weapons of mass destruction (after we'd started to realize they weren't in iraq), and wandered the room looking under tables. really cute, huh? they should send videos of that to the families of soldiers killed.

the media's ignoring colbert's effect at the white house correspondents dinner is a very clear example of what others have called the media's penchant for buying into the conservative/rightwing "narrative"…

...yesterday the blogs were a-buzz with how shocking his remarks were. in his comic persona of bush supporter nonpareil, colbert stood on the dais near the president and kept making eye contact with him as he said truly biting comic remarks...

it's insane journalism not to write about colbert's appearance. it's the main event. like it or hate it, it's the thing to talk about. you have to choose to focus on the lightweight entertainment that preceded it.

the right wing blogs are saying colbert bombed, and in some ways that's not wrong, the gathered audience wanted and expected something lighter - but that's what makes the appearance so startling. it's very witty when you read the text; but actuality as colbert says these things to the president's face, it's very uncomfortable. watching it, it's like hamlet forcing king claudius to watch the play that accuses him of murder. or it's like a man asked to be court jester who shows up and tells the king exactly what's wrong with him, and gets out of the building before they can behead him. (why do i keep having "king" examples, lol. no reason, i'm sure.)

colbert's was a brave and shocking performance. and for the media to pretend it isn't newsworthy is a total bafflement. and a symbol of how shoddy and suspect the media is.
most of the letter writers to ed&pub; agreed that colbert did a good job, as do most commentors on the minneapolis city pages.

most telling of all on the media's self-imposed blackout on colbert: a google news search for "colbert" doesn't list any dead-trees media or major network websites.

addendum: wonkette, who thinks the lefty blogs are making too much of this whole thing, none the less nails colbert's performance: "it was actually just a decent standup act with a lousy audience." she also provides a link to thank you stephen colbert where you can add your name to a list of grateful citizens.
posted by skippy at 5:29 PM | 0 comments

say hello

to mediabloodhound and laobserved.
posted by skippy at 9:47 AM | 0 comments

three years ago today...

awol's finest hour:

...major combat operations in iraq have ended. in the battle of iraq, the united states and our allies have prevailed. (applause.) and now our coalition is engaged in securing and reconstructing that country.

in this battle, we have fought for the case of liberty, and for the peace of the world. our nation and our coalition are proud of this accomplishment -- yet, it is you, the members of the united states military, who achieved it. your courage, your willingness to face danger for your country and for each other, made this day possible. because of you, our nation is more secure. because of you the tyrant has fallen, and iraq is free. (applause)...


number of american soldiers who died needlessly between the invasion of iraq and may 1, 2003: 139. number who have died needlessly in iraq since awol declared "mission accomplished": 2,261 -- and counting...
posted by Jim Yeager at 5:41 AM | 0 comments

the list continues...

more bloggers who, unlike yearlykos, know who coined the phrase "blogtopia":

atrios - general j.c. christian - pen-elayne on the web - meme-orandum - our own mimus pauly at mockingbird's medley - colorado luis - vanessa the plucky punk - roger ailes - our very good friend steveaudio - eric at antidotal - carl at washington state political report - maru the crankpot at wtf is it now? - semiquark - the jew of (what else?) the jewish blog - the disgruntled chemist - the grumpy forester - the zen yenta - alternate brain - mark foxwell of a freeway in hell - the blogtopus - jill of brilliant at breakfast - ayn clouter - shayera at excuse the mess...that was just my head - erobin at dkos and at the refugees - elyse of after school snack commenting at rox populi - the green knight - the biomes blog - lurch at main and central - simply left behind - ravings of a semi-sane madwoman - hank of hank's place - you are a tree - as i please - the left end of the dial - spontaneous arising - the higher pie - vidiot speak - the mad prophet - politicky bitch - froth slosh b'gosh - vern's blog - milk river blog - the estimated prophet - efficacy - rj at whazzmaster - factesque - eccentricity - mary at naked furniture - stradiotto - swanksalot at b12 partners solipsism - no more apples - two ton green blog - michael bersin at mydd - absent mindful of the divine invasion commenting at low on the hog - angie at blogs by women - an old soul - truth at main st. usa - emma of late night thoughts - the burned over district...

and the one, the only, the man for whom ted barlow's disease was named - ted barlow!

addendum: how could we forget folkbum?
posted by skippy at 12:44 AM | 0 comments