For the love (Liv?) of God, lock up your husbands and boyfriends—Liv Tyler is at it again! While attending the Dior fashion show at Paris' Rodin Museum during Haute Couture week, we spotted the single starlet trying to horn in on Janet Jackson's man, Jermaine Dupri. And you just know Miss Jackson can get nasty.

Oh, we're pulling your leg. Rumor has it Liv might be ready to hop back on the spacehog that is Royston Langdon again, following their recent separation. To quote Janet herself, that's the way love goes.

But quite frankly, we like Liv single. The thought of her sauntering around Paris and picking up on every available (and unavailable) male celeb in sight...? Zut alors! C'est tres fantastique!











PHOTOGRAPHY by ELIOT PRESS

Um, Dax, your lady is getting a little stir crazy without you!

We saw Kristen Bell on the set of When in Rome recently in the Italian city that shares the movie's namesake. She was apparently shooting a wedding scene and looked ultra lovely in her costume (don't get any ideas, Dax! Down boy! We know how you are. )

In between shooting scenes, Bell relaxed with, get this, A CIGAR!?

What are you doin', girl? Crazy kid.











Photography by ELIOT PRESS

If you're a 30-year-old single dad and it's your weekend to sit the kids, what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

You leave 'em with the nanny, of course, and jet over to Miami to party until the sun rises.

Kevin Federline breaks into a sleazy grin as he arrives at LAX International Airport in Los Angeles on Sunday following a weekend in Miami, Florida, where he reportedly partied until dawn and stayed at the hotel 'Mansion.'

What better way to get away from the kids, the very kids you're demanding sole custody of. Kevin, get your head out of your a** and admit it—you're just as neglectful and prone to weirdness as is Britney.

The court should actually consider awarding custody of little Jayden James and Sean Preston to Oprah. She could send the Spears brats to one of her African schools. That would take the celebrity African adoption trend to a whole new level.

 









EXCLUSIVE photography by MO

Seems Naomi Campbell isn't one to be outdone by fellow Brit Ian McKellen when it comes to summer lovin' in Saint-Tropez! Here's the menacing fashion diva enjoying a kiss with her beau, Marcus Elias.

That's probably better than her clobbering him over the head with a cell phone. Or an anchor. Or her stilettos. Or her rap sheet. (Yee-owch! That last one would probably hit the hardest!)

But, really, we like Naomi. She's like one of those wild lionesses you see in captivity at the zoo—sure, if you get too close, she'll tear your arm off. But if you occasionally throw her a live rat she just sort of slumps over and passes out.











PHOTOGRAPHY by ELIOT PRESS

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi arrive at Moro Restaurant with a cameraman in tow while visiting Rome, Italy.

The couple has reportedly chosen a date for their "dream wedding" which is set to take place in Palm Springs later this year, as same-sex marriage has become legal in California.

"I think someday people will look back on this like women not having the right to vote and segregation and anything else that seems ridiculous that we don't all have the same rights," DeGeneres said recently.

A little pre-honeymoon, Europe action, ladies? You GO girls!











Photography by VENTURINI

Not one to be the victim of a Hollywood double-standard, Sir Ian McKellen appears to be saying, "Blimey! If George Clooney can date pretty, waif-thin damsels, then Gandalf's gonna cast his spell on the young'uns , too!"

McKellen spent the day frolicking in the blue waters of the Mediterranean off Saint-Tropez with his tall, dark and handsome young companion, though it doesn't exactly look like he was saying "cheese" when he noticed the camera off in the distance.

Maybe he shoulda used his Magneto powers to zap the device from the shutterbug's hand!











PHOTOGRAPHY by ELIOT PRESS