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Oh, Seth Cohen! You SLAY us!

LOLs!

The always seksi and always HIGHlarious Adam Brody decided to sit down for an interview with writer Diablo Cody for her new talk show, Red Band Trailer - which basically involves her sitting in the back of an Airstream trailer with a celebrity - and the actor had some pretty harsh words for his In The Land Of Women co-star and our personal favorite little ray of sunshine, Miz Stewie Puss Puss, regarding her CONSTANT whining about the trials and tribulations of being a multi-millionaire!

He says:

"It's only gotten worse, I'm sure, being a celebrity. At the same time, I don't have a lot of patience for people who moan about it too much. Because there are many things you could do. It's like, quit…you don't need to be an actor, so it's like if it's that much of a problem…there's the door."

Our sentiments exactly!

And the look on his face when her name is brought up is PRICELESS! We bet those two got along super well!

LOLs!

Check out the amazeballs response at the 5:45 mark (above), but we actually suggest watching the whole thing! Diablo Cody is one badass bitch, and it's a pretty solid little chat!

Thoughts??

Maybe it's a good luck for him to gamble in next to nothing!

Either way, we APPROVE! HOT DAMN!

Chad Ochocinco's Twitter page got all kinds of SEKSI lately when he posted a pic of himself gambling in Las Vegas in his briefs, with the messages:

"Walking around MGM lobby in my gold toe socks and h&m briefs seeing who's winning on these slot machines, people looking at me crazy WTF"

"Back in my briefs and socks walking down Flamingo or as they say the Las Vegas strip, when it gets a lil cooler ill put on some clothes"

No, bb! Now that we've seen what you're working with, we'd rather you lost what's left of your clothes - NO NEED to put any more on, thank you very much!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

This is what you end up looking like when you do drugs with your cat. We kid, but no seriously.

Nicolas Cage and his antics seem to get crazier and crazier.

Last we heard, he was babbling on that he only eats animals' meat that have a "dignified sex" and now he's moved on to tell how he did shrooms with his cat one night.

A few nights ago the actor proved how effed up he is told David Letterman:

"I had a bag of mushrooms in my refrigerator. My cat used to sneak into the refrigerator and eat them. The cat ate them voraciously, so I thought what the heck, I better do it with him. I remember lying on my bed for hours and Lewis was on the desk across my bed and we just stared at each other for hours – not moving, just staring at each other, and I had no doubt that he was my brother… But having said that I don’t do that anymore. And you know what, later in life when I was completely not doing any of that, I know he said hi to me."

HA! Not only did his cat have some skeaky fetish for shrooms but it also embodied Nic's brother.

Here's some advice. Lay off the drugs.

What do U think about Nic and his cat tripping on shrooms?

[Image via WENN.]

It has just been confirmed that Lindsay Lohan has officially hired Robert Shapiro as her new lawyer.

And it looks like someones going to be rocking a bad ass orange jumper come this Tuesday.

Shapiro said he has only "agreed to represent Ms. Lohan on the condition that she complies with all the terms of her probation, including a requirement of jail time that was imposed by Judge Marsha Revel."

He must be crazay to represent La Loca but then again he's represented OJ Simpson, so we're pretty sure he knows what he's getting in to.

Countdown is at t-minus 4 days til she enters the slammer.

We won't believe it until we see it.

[Image via WENN.]

Hey Lindsay! Listen up! This is your future.

Wesley Snipes is being sent to jail!

The actor's appeal to serve jail time has been denied by a federal appeals court.

Snipes was found guilty in 2008 of not filing tax returns from 1999 to 2001 and failed to pay the government nearly $12 million. He was sentenced to 3 years in prison.

However, Wesley thought that his sentence was "unreasonable" and took the case to appeals court.

Unfortunately for him, the judge backed the original court ruling and shot down his claims that his sentencing was too severe.

So, looks like Wesley will be serving some hard time behind bars, but no word yet on when he is to report to jail.

Lindsay better pay attention to this before she wastes everybody's time and money on an appeal.

[Image via Patricia Schlein / WENN.]

But it's probably more like a friend at this point!

Although Lindsay Lohan put saMANtha Ronson through hell during their tumultuous relationship, she has resurfaced now that LOLhan is heading to jail.

"Sam wanted to distance herself from Lindsay when they split up," claims a source. "But Sam never stopped caring. She genuinely cares about Lindsay and just wants to see her get better."

Not only has saMAN defended LiLo against Joan Rivers' comments, but she has been seen visiting the actress twice at her sober living facility.

And despite naysayers, Ronson "is sober," added the source. "She gets it, she knows what Lindsay is going through and she knows she needs good people around her helping her down the right path."

The wacktress is gonna need more than saMAN to get her through this one!

[Image via WENN.]

In order to show the other side of the actress, Elizabeth Hurley is inviting cameras into her home to record her life while she works on her organic farm in Gloucestershire, England.

She bought the land five years ago and now her and her husband breed pigs, geese, cows and sheep. The reality show will air on UK's Living network.

A source said:

"People tend to view her as this glamorous girl about town who spends all her time sitting on velvet cushions and drinking champagne with the stars. But the reality is she's actually a bit of a down-to-earth country girl.

This show will be both a great insight into Liz Hurley's busy life and the work she and Arun do on the farm. It will also bring a bit of high-end glamour to Living, which is no bad thing."

Unless she's inept a la The Simple Life, it's gonna be a snoozefest!

[Image via WENN.]