#clashes Click here to read Umbrella-Wielding Homosexual Activists Ruin Peaceful Family Rally

Umbrella-Wielding Homosexual Activists Ruin Peaceful Family Rally

Watch as gay freaks who want families of their own, and thus hate families, "bully and intimidate" a poor Albany woman who was just trying to sit and watch a National Organization for Marriage rally in peace. She was threatened! More »
02:23 PM
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By Richard Lawson
#unveilingstuff Click here to read Your Complete Guide To Bad Burqa Puns

Your Complete Guide To Bad Burqa Puns

Every time news about another hijab/niqab/burqa ban hits the press, editors rejoice: this is their chance to coin THE ultimate veil pun. Problem is, there's simply no such thing as a good veil pun. [Jezebel]
02:25 PM
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By Noorain Khan
#parties Click here to read Tea Party's 'Uni-Tea' Summit To End Racism

Tea Party's 'Uni-Tea' Summit To End Racism

Tea Party 365 founder David Webb kicked Tea Party Express leader Mark Williams out of the Tea Party Federation yesterday, for being racist. And plans are underway for a sexy Tea Party Race Summit, with live music and black people! More »
02:02 PM
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By Jim Newell
#shorething Click here to read Some Career Advice for the Original Cast of <em>Jersey Shore</em> Once They Get Fired

Some Career Advice for the Original Cast of Jersey Shore Once They Get Fired

The Jersey Shore cast is on "strike" and won't film more episodes until they get more money. The producers say everyone on the show is expendable. What would our favorite guidos do if their gravy train comes to an end? More »
01:41 PM
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By Brian Moylan
#mediacrack Click here to read Shirt-Changing Newsman Sets Media World Afire

Shirt-Changing Newsman Sets Media World Afire

In your sedate summer Monday media column: NBC's shirt budget is astronomical, our hard work finally acknowledged, a Getty Photoshop mini-scandal, a new NYT Berlin bureau chief, smarty sportswriters talk amongst themselves, and your daily "oh, snap." More »
01:29 PM
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By Hamilton Nolan
#realestateporn

This Is the House Where Mel Gibson Screams At His Loved Ones

This is the house where Mel Gibson lives. It is where he allegedly punched ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, and where he sat when he yelled into the phone that she "fucking deserved it." Wouldn't you like a virtual tour? More »
01:24 PM
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By Maureen O'Connor
#palinisms Click here to read Write Your Own Sarah 'Shakespeare' Palin Lines, Refudiate Her Glories

Write Your Own Sarah 'Shakespeare' Palin Lines, Refudiate Her Glories

After Sarah Palin "coined" the word "refudiate" yesterday and compared herself to William Shakespeare, the Twitter tag "#ShakesPalin" has been offering many more noble contributions to the Humanities, Refudiate.com is up-and-running with ads and T-shirt sales, and so on.
01:15 PM
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By Jim Newell
#webtards Click here to read 4Chan's Sad War To Silence Gawker

4Chan's Sad War To Silence Gawker

The denizens of internet troll hive 4chan.org launched an attack on Gawker Media's servers at noon Eastern today, apparently unhappy we wrote about how they coordinated the harassment of an 11-year-old girl. We survived the onslaught, but 4chan isn't done. More »
01:13 PM
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By Ryan Tate
#pressreleases

"Pls send thsi firm wide and to my whole roladex asap"—5WPR in action.

12:36 PM
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#sadthings Click here to read Audience Laughs at Seeing M. Night Shyamalan's Name In Movie Trailer

Audience Laughs at Seeing M. Night Shyamalan's Name In Movie Trailer

Ha, poor M. Night. In a trailer for the upcoming horror movie Devil, a title card reads, ridiculously, "From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan." Ten years ago, that phrase meant something. Now the audience just groans and laughs. Wah-wahhh. More »
12:28 PM
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By Richard Lawson
#theview Click here to read Whoopi Goldberg Spends Entire Episode of <i>The View</i> Sedated and Drugged Out of Her Mind

Whoopi Goldberg Spends Entire Episode of The View Sedated and Drugged Out of Her Mind

Today, Whoopi Goldberg gave us a goldmine when she stumbled onto The View set—still drugged up on sedatives she used on a trans-Atlantic flight earlier this morning! Inside, video of her problems reading the teleprompter and non-nonsensical ramblings. [Gawker.TV]
12:21 PM
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By Whitney Jefferson
#opencaption

Prince of Darkness No Longer Recalls How to Freebase

[Ozzy Osbourne gets fro-yo on his nose in Malibu. Image via Pacific Coast News.]
12:17 PM
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By Maureen O'Connor
#investigations Click here to read Post-9/11 Intelligence Apparatus Enormous, Wasteful, Intractable

Post-9/11 Intelligence Apparatus Enormous, Wasteful, Intractable

The Washington Post has released the first installment of its hyped two-year investigation into post-9/11 intelligence and national security growth, from William Arkin and the legendary Dana Priest. It's a freaking tome and will be playing all week. Be terrified. More »
12:16 PM
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By Jim Newell
#fitnesswatch Click here to read All the Fitness Advice You'll Ever Need

All the Fitness Advice You'll Ever Need

Heart attack triathlons! EZ-fix knees! Swimming keeps you alive! Fat mixing! Fitness cruise! Post-baby bodies! And the only weightlifting tips you'll ever need to watch! It's your Monday Fitness Watch, where we watch your fitness—while sipping opium-laced lard juice! More »
12:08 PM
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By Hamilton Nolan
#payday Click here to read Sexy Russian Spy Could Earn Millions in Porn and Interviews

Sexy Russian Spy Could Earn Millions in Porn and Interviews

America's sexiest security threat is shopping a $250,000 interview, considering Playboy, and entertaining a million-dollar porn offer. This may violate her plea bargain, but she has access to Swiss bank accounts. (What do you take her for, an amateur?)
12:04 PM
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By Maureen O'Connor
#madwomen Click here to read <em>Mad Men</em>'s Deadliest Secretary Gets Naked for <em>Playboy</em>

Mad Men's Deadliest Secretary Gets Naked for Playboy

Crista Flanagan, who plays Mad Men's Lois, the secretary who ran someone over with a riding lawnmower, is recreating the '60s pin-up thing in the current issue of Playboy. Now we're really, ahem, excited for the new season.
11:57 AM
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By Brian Moylan
#hellocollege Click here to read What Class Should James Franco Teach at Yale?

What Class Should James Franco Teach at Yale?

The actor and hiptellectual (we're just making up words these days, right Sarah?) announced on Good Morning America today that he will be teaching a "very special class" in New Haven next year. What should it be? We have ideas. More »
11:54 AM
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By Richard Lawson
#marketing Click here to read There Will Now Be a War Over the Big Business of Designer Diapers

There Will Now Be a War Over the Big Business of Designer Diapers

Incredibly vain parents are actually buying Huggies horrible denim diapers, so much so the brand regained the market share they recently lost to Pampers. This can only mean one thing: diaper war. More »
11:29 AM
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By Brian Moylan
#theolds Click here to read Deranged Old People Demand Right to Survive in NYC

Deranged Old People Demand Right to Survive in NYC

New York City has long been refreshingly free of elderly people, thanks to a "go-go" pace that guarantees they will be mugged at least twice per year. Now, however, NYC olds are demanding preposterous concessions from the rest of us. More »
11:12 AM
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By Hamilton Nolan
#mondayboxoffice Click here to read Nicolas Cage Loses His Magic

Nicolas Cage Loses His Magic

This weekend a mind-bender seared the most eyeballs, an animated romp predictably held on, and Disney's latest adventurefest fizzled like a broken wand. More »
10:53 AM
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By Richard Lawson
#gleekingout Click here to read Teen Gets Botox For Her <em>Glee</em> Debut

Teen Gets Botox For Her Glee Debut

This sounds like a Cheerios beauty routine, but sadly it's real: 18-year-old Filipino singer Charice Pempengco's preparing to appear on Glee by getting Botox and a skin-tightening procedure "to look fresh on camera" and make her "naturally round face" narrower. [Jezebel]
10:44 AM
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By Margaret Hartmann
#blinditems Click here to read Which Two Male Singers Are Now in a Relationship?

Which Two Male Singers Are Now in a Relationship?

They discovered they had chemistry in the bedroom and the studio. This actor has PR people posing as fans on gossip websites, and this wannabe reality diva can't even get recognized in public. Nice work, if you can get it. More »
10:31 AM
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By Brian Moylan
#wisdom Click here to read Joel Stein's Greatest Mistake

Joel Stein's Greatest Mistake

Time magazine funnyman and true American original Joel Stein has revealed at last Which Mistake Taught Him the Most. Spoiler: his answer is about Joel Stein's sex life. More »
10:20 AM
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By Hamilton Nolan
#gossiproundup

Gwyneth Paltrow's Plot to Convert the Hamptons to Kabbalah

Gwyneth introduces her spiritual guru to boat shoes crowd. Mel Gibson is not actually moving to Australia. (But maybe he should.) The Situation is writing a book. Lindsay Lohan is still in denial about jail. Monday gossip wants to believe. More »
10:18 AM
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By Maureen O'Connor
#dude Click here to read No, You Cannot Trademark the Term 'Chronic'

No, You Cannot Trademark the Term 'Chronic'

After indicating earlier this year that it would create a new category specifically for medical marijuana trademarks, the US Patent and Trademark Office has now reversed itself. Which is good, because, dude. You cannot trademark "Maui Wowie." Come on, dude. More »
09:43 AM
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By Hamilton Nolan
#opencaption

Harry Does So Love to Ride

[Prince Harry playing polo in Surrey this weekend; image via INF]
09:32 AM
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By Richard Lawson
#crime Click here to read An Easier Way to Rob an ATM

An Easier Way to Rob an ATM

We've all dreamed of smashing an ATM to get at the sweet, sweet money inside. But it always seemed like such a hassle. Dragging it behind a car? Messy crowbars? No more! Now you can rob ATMs the easy way. More »
09:14 AM
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By Hamilton Nolan
#wasillahillbillies Click here to read Nobody Will Buy Bristol and Levi's Boring Reality TV Show

Nobody Will Buy Bristol and Levi's Boring Reality TV Show

Are we ready to declare this rumor real, yet? Bristol and Levi's reality show was but a glimmer in the rumor mill's eye when we wrote about it. Now Page Six has confirmation—from TV executives rejecting the show. More »
09:04 AM
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By Maureen O'Connor
#whatsinaname

Since 1945, 20 British babies have been named Adolf. In the 60's, five were named Ringo.

08:29 AM
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#weather Click here to read Study: June Was Hottest Month On Record

Study: June Was Hottest Month On Record

According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's "State of the Climate" report, last month was the warmest June on record worldwide. Last month also saw the lowest recorded level of Artic sea ice. [NOAA]
07:41 AM
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By Jeff Neumann
#badideas Click here to read Carrying a Gun Provides Easy Access To Texas Capitol Building

Carrying a Gun Provides Easy Access To Texas Capitol Building

Are you a Texas resident who's tired of waiting in long lines to enter the Texas Capitol building in Austin? There's an easy solution: get a gun permit! Carrying a weapon will let you bypass metal detectors. More »
07:03 AM
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By Jeff Neumann
#pakistan Click here to read Transgender Pakistanis Employed To Embarrass Tax Dodgers

Transgender Pakistanis Employed To Embarrass Tax Dodgers

Pakistan has a problem collecting taxes. The rich don't pay, and poor get screwed. But one neighborhood in Karachi has found a solution that works: send transgender tax collectors to the homes of the wealthy and shame them into paying. More »
06:17 AM
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By Jeff Neumann
#oilspill Click here to read New Oil Spill Buzzword: 'Seep'

New Oil Spill Buzzword: 'Seep'

Remember the heady days of last weekend, when it seemed that BP had finally capped the leaky oil well? So much for that! Government tests yesterday detected a "seep a distance from the well." [Bloomberg; pic: AP]
05:12 AM
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By Jeff Neumann
#interviews

Gary Shteyngart: "American fiction is good. It would be nice if somebody read it."

03:34 AM
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#shutupbrooklyn

Is Bushwick, Brooklyn the 'Coolest Place on the Planet'?

Click here to read Is Bushwick, Brooklyn the 'Coolest Place on the Planet'?
On Sunday, The New York Times took a jaunt to the Brooklyn neighborhood of Bushwick, and called it "arguably the coolest place on the planet." But is it really? More »
02:58 AM
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By Max Read
#opencaption

An Inception? That's Impossible.

[The extravagantly-costumed guests of the Vienna HIV charity Life Ball look more like characters from a dream than anyone in Inception. Pic via AP.]
02:15 AM
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By Max Read
#underdogs

So How Was Alvin Greene's First Speech?

01:48 AM
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#popularity

Mayor Bloomberg Received 1,963 Invitations in Two Months

01:45 AM
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#language

Sarah Palin Invents New Word: 'Refudiate'

12:56 AM
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Yesterday - July 18, 2010
#badnews

Oil is seeping from the sea bed near the Deepwater Horizon well, and the choke valve may need to be reopened.

11:54 PM
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#hoaxes

Now on Tumblr: Jessi Slaughter Suicide Hoax

11:42 PM
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#racists

Here Are a Bunch of Racist Tea-Baggers with Racist Signs [Gawker.TV]

11:41 PM
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#labormovement

Jersey Shore Cast Goes on Strike

10:59 PM
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#iphone

The iPhone 4, and its Controversies, Gets the Taiwanese Animation Treatment [Gawker.TV]

10:53 PM
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#opencaption

Crash 2 Was Really More of a 'Spiritual' Sequel

[Ducati rider Aleix Espargaro from Spain, left, wipes the hell out as he passes by already wiped-the-hell-out Honda rider Randy de Puniet, right, from France during the Moto GP race of the Grand Prix of Germany. Pic via AP]
10:01 PM
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By Max Read
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