The Left uses the nefarious trickery of Saul Alinsky, yet now that we’ve brilliantly used the very same tactics on the NAACP, they’re attempting to pose as the victims of some nefarious trickery.
Note: We support the NWACP, because let Breitbart try this one on them, and with a right-left, right-left, he’s toothless, and would be saying, “Goddamn, they’re ruthless.”
Since nobody’s lynching Negroes anymore, the NAACP can just shut the fuck up and go away now and stop using bogus charges of “racism” to try to turn America into a communist country. Oh, and one more thing: colored people calling white people racist is even more offensive than white racism.
On another boneheaded note, my hotel removed all refrigerators and minibars from the rooms. I had to pay $10 to have a small refrigerator brought up so I could keep four days of salami (which I always carry with me, in case somebody’s serving pasta or something I don’t eat).
Does ‘salami’ have a hidden meaning? Who knows. Some of La Alkon’s commenters suggest she tell the hotel staff she needs to refrigerate prescription medication, to which she replies:
And regarding saying I need the fridge for medication, I committed to being an ethical person a while back, so I don’t get to do that sort of thing.
Oh, I don’t know. There must be a shrink out there who will verify with a note that bringing your own meats to a dinner party in case your host’s food repulses you is some sort of condition.
Above: Dining with foreign dignitaries à la Alkon.
Meanwhile, commenter ManR reveals that in his world, the beds magically grow 12 inches when you lay on them the wrong way!
I love hotels esp. when the humongous bed is 12 inches shorter at the head than the feet and no one can deal with it. Rested the other way, which made watching tv rather interesting.
He ought to have checked the guest register. The problem might have been all the rotting salami Alkon stuffed into the headboard the night before.
So Bradrocket, Edroso, Amanda Marcotte, Sady Doyle, Jesse Taylor and myself will be hosting a panel on bleggity-floo at Netroots Nation 2010. We are in a battle to the death with these guys, so we need all your support. Below, Pinko Punko and Run drop knowledge on what it’s all about:
“I greatly fear that the denial of the eternity of future punishment is one wave of an incoming sea of infidelity.” Charles H. Spurgeon
If you read beyond the above quote, prepare to be challenged. Either that, or you will continue in your denial. In post-modern churches, you’re not likely to hear much about the eternal Hell that awaits all of us. Right up front, God does not want you to go to the Hell he has prepared for those who reject Him. (2 Peter 3:9)
God is like a psychotic health nut who runs a Taco Bell franchise — He wouldn’t eat a Gordita Supreme if you held a gun to His head, but He’ll shove it down YOUR throat if you ever so much as think He’s kind of a dick. And that goes double for anybody who’s at risk for diabetes.
Above: Charles H. Spurgeon tells his flock to go straight to Hell.
Up until the mid-19th century, warnings of Hell and God’s final judgment were very much part of the Gospel message preached from church pulpits. Then the age of enlightenment, so-called rational reasoning, entered into the minds of men.
Damn you, rational reasoning! If you hadn’t crept into our minds, surely we’d have invented a longer-lasting candle by now!
The post-modern humanistic, universalistic view of God as the God of Love ‘who saves everyone in the end’ has numbed the consciences of believers and unbelievers alike to the God of Creation and All his attributes.
The effect on unbelievers was the real rub — nothing could be more insidious than getting people who already didn’t believe in supernatural scaremongering to not believe in it all over again.
What most people know is that Jesus was ‘Love incarnate’ — kind and compassionate, who did miraculous things like loving, reaching out, healing, feeding thousands, teaching about God.
In reality, Jesus orchestrated drone attacks on Philistine villages, lobbied for offshore drilling and shot Peter in the face on a bow hunt.
Why would people need to attend church if God is going to save them anyway. If, there is no Hell. If, God is Love and nothing else. Why would people see a need to attend church if they don’t believe they’re not going to face any punishment for their sins and unbelief.
Also, why would people see a need to use proper punctuation to indicate an interrogative. If, there is no Spellcheck.
Jesus issued a strong warning to Jewish religious leaders, “You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape the damnation of Hell?” (Matthew 23:33)
Mel Gibson, call your office! Bonnie Alba’s got THE picture to revive your derailed career: ‘Snakes On A Plane 2: Heretical Hebrew-loo’.
There are many reasons given for decreases in church attendance. But I think this might be the one main reason: Christian ministers have forsaken the total Gospel as Jesus preached — Heaven and Hell. It is why the diluted message makes no impact on the hearts of human beings who are centered in themselves and their hearts hardened to stone. The conscience of a people are untouched by guilt and fear of God.
Truthfully, more preachers should jump out of bushes and yell ‘Boo!’ at random passers-by. That ought to scare them back into the pews.
Today’s God is more like a Genie in a lamp who grants the desires of our self-serving lives.
Which is why He was recently spotted wearing a bikini top and inexplicably shacking up with a young Larry Hagman. ‘Who Shot J.C.?’ etc.
Nothing funny about my joke: In a local coffee klatch, a guy asks ‘Who believes in Hell anymore?’ and one guy answers, ‘Those who are there.’
This hateful, racist n**g*r with a preposterous nom de niguerre — where do these people come up with these names????? — is soooooo stupid he can’t even figure out a proper racial epithet to use against white people like me. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Wheat Thins will never hurt me.
It’s like Rand Paul says — the Sultan of Brunei would totally trade places in a heartbeat with a homeless septuagenarian schizophrenic living on the streets of Detroit, and I’m not being funny. No, seriously — I’m really not funny.
The leaked recordings of Mel Gibson’s violent rants against ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva would seem to be enough to put anybody off their lunch, but not Mad Mel’s loyal supporters amongst the FoxNews.com commentariat.
‘It’s pretty sad how since the release of “The Passion Of Christ” the media has taking every angle and advantage to humiliate and capitalize on every negative move or failure that Mel Gibson has made,’ laments somethintothink. Make a feature-length ode to the blood libel and those dirty Jews that control the media will hound you to your death.
Francheska Bardacke also sees a progressive hand somehow pulling the strings in this affair: ‘[I]f studios continue to support MG after such hostile and racist slurs (not to mention atrocious behavior regarding his girlfriend such that there needs to be legal action) I will lose all faith in Hollywood.’
Just wait for a slow news day, Francheska — Breitbart no doubt has an evergreen post on file explaining how self-hating studio execs were behind this whole thing.
Commenter ti1968 fingers the true culprit in Mel’s demise — Oksana, the ‘gold digger’ who ‘is using this to her advantage’. Presumably, the ‘this’ in question is getting screamed at by an unhinged racist and allegedly having your teeth knocked out for good measure. Virginia-based trishl notes sagely that the supposed ‘victim’ in l’affaire Mel ‘looks just like Octo-mom and is just as crazy as Octo-mom’.
We would only add that the Russian-born Oksana is a Slav, and everybody knows that they are only an evolutionary rung up from the sub-human Juden, who also breed like vermin and bear large litters of scheming Christ-killers. That is, if you believe in evolution — and truthfully, you’d be a fool to fall for such a scam. Better to think of Russians as large vodka-swilling rodents that crawled out of Lucifer’s ass roughly 6,000 years ago.
Carigis, meanwhile, is having none of this hand-wringing over Mel’s supposed transgressions: ‘I am buying one mel gibson movie for every day that fox rehashes this silly domestic dispute that is none of its business in order to try to drum up ratings.’ Happily, this may require a reboot of the Lethal Weapon franchise if the Gibson-Grigorieva saga goes on for a few more weeks. Danny Glover could use the work.
Bree is more pleased with the Fox coverage of the story than Carigis, nitpicking only that ‘you “*” out the F word and the B words, which is great, but you don’t do the same for the worst word in the article (hint, initials g and d).’ And goddamnit if she isn’t right!
Finally, wise words courtesy of jeanettemurray from Texas: ‘I feel so badly for such a great man that gave us “The Passion of Christ”. He must be caving in to the demons tormenting him. He needs our prayers, not our condemnation.’
Hey, Libs, I got proof positive that Camp X-Ray is essentially nothing but a Four Seasons Resort on a lush tropical isle: people would rather stay there than get murdered.
Nanny-state laws are not applicable to me, and I am planning vengeance (of a type I cannot now disclose) on anyone who attempts to enforce such laws against me.
Now that the whole country* is sad over the German team’s 1-0 loss to Spain last night, some journalists have decided to crank up the inappropriate comparisons machine. To wit (our translation):
Just as the love between Teresa and Robert Enke didn’t have a happy end, the same now unfortunately holds true for the party people and this promising team.
Dan-no has been driving around the United States visiting relatives which meant he hasn’t had time to post much. But that hasn’t stopped him from keeping his thinking cap on and thinking deep thoughts about the perfidy of liberals, especially gay liberals. So when he made it back home, like the elephant uncorked by the monkey, a torrent of, er, posts came flowing out.* Because our job is to read shit so that you don’t have to, here are Dan’s latest posts.
Not since George Allen’s macaca moment has any aspiring presidential candidate so thoroughly and completely dashed his chances for the White House in two sentences or less as Mitt Romney did yesterday in a WaPoop-ed. In the WaPo piece, Mitt, hoping to prove his own foreign policy chops, criticized the New START, which he called Obama’s “worst foreign policy mistake yet.”
Unlike past treaty restrictions, ICBMs are not prohibited from bombers. This means that Russia is free to mount a nearly unlimited number of ICBMs on bombers — including MIRVs (multiple independently targetable reentry vehicles) or multiple warheads — without tripping the treaty’s limits.
Yes, he actually said that. This is the man who wants to be the Commander-in-Chief, the leader of the free world, and the guy who takes the 3 a.m. phone calls in the White House and yet he thinks that you mount ICBMs on bombers. And even though Mitt apparently can’t tell the difference between an ICBM and a lawn dart, he still has the nerve to criticize Obama’s foreign policy.
I guess Romney thinks that missiles are like Irish Setters and you can just strap ‘em to the roof.
Over at Slate, Fred Kaplan points out the rest of the dumb-assery (and there’s plenty of it) in Romney’s op-ed.
You’ve got to admit that this title, which brilliantly melds wingnut conspiracy theory with the elementary school prank of sticking up your fingers behind someone’s head, is breathtaking from a purely formal and aesthetic viewpoint. And the post that is adorned by this masterpiece doesn’t fail to deliver.
Of course, here at Sadly, No! we know a little bit about altering photographs to make them better.
