Well, somebody is looking especially butch today!

Check out WhatsHerFace's FUGtastic new promotional poster for Zack Snyder's latest foray into vapid, self-indulgant bullshit 'filmmaking,' Sucker Punch!

You just love dressing all 'Leather Daddy,' don't you, bb? We're sure this isn't your first time!

Thoughts??

First Material Girl and now this.

It's been

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That seems wise. The girl is completely unstable.

Following reports that she has a number of scratches on her arm, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been put on 24-hour surveillance by authorities.

Doctors warned the staff at the prison to be wary of signs of self-harming and upon seeing the marks on her arm, they confiscated all her prison-issued toiletries. As a source explains:

"They are not taking any chances whatsoever as she's quite vulnerable They are not sure if the marks are fresh or from her time spent at the center before but they certainly look suspicious."

Maybe her skin is just really irritated from the stifling air of prison and without any lotion, she is just scratching like crazy.

Or maybe she is just crazy.

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We'd don't care what the critics say, we liked the Sex & The City movies. Sure they might not be as good as the show, but who cares?!

A few hours spent with girls is just the kind of pick-me-up we like!

But according to Kristin Davis, the studio isn't looking too fondly on making a a follow-up to Sex & the City 2 since the flick didn't do as well at the box office as they had hoped. She explains:

"I don't think so, not that I know of. I wish it was so that we were continuing but I don't know. We made 300 million internationally. There was so much hype, not coming from us, but the media hyped it up and then they tore it down."

Boo, media! How dare you have high expectations for an A-list sequel? For shame!

Still, we aren't giving up all hope that we'll get a Sex & The City 3. As long as there is enough Botox to keep them looking fresh, people will still watch!

Will U?

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Tisk, tisk, Beyowulf!

The rules apply to you, too, bb!

The diva was apparently busted by the fuzz for texting while she was behind the wheel in NYC!

A source reveals:

“Beyoncé was really embarrassed because she only recently got her driver’s license. She tried to charm that cop and told him she had no idea that texting while driving was against the law. He had no idea who she was. He just slapped her with the ticket, which was worth more than $100!”

Ouch!

Sorry, gurl, but the rules are the rules!

Be more safe next time, please! Especially in the city - there are crazy enough drivers there!

Thoughts??

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This morning, Joe Jonas was on Ryan Seacrest's radio show to talk about his upcoming Camp Rock tour with ex-GF Demi Lovato. Surely, going on tour with the girl you broke up with via your cell phone has to be a bit awkward, but Joe is trying to convince himself his fans that nothing has changed between the two of them and that their relationship is better than ever. He told Ryan:

"Demi [Lovato] has been a friend of mine for a long time, I think that our friendship is so strong that it surpasses a lot of things and I think touring will be a lot of fun."

Yeah, for her! We see lil Demi picking up a guy in every new city you roll into and then we see you, watching what you could have had!

Oh well! C'es la vie!

Maybe you'll have better luck with the next beautiful, talented, successful singer you date.

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Sorry American fans, no La Roux for you!

The band has had to cancel their U.S. tour after singer Elly Jackson was ordered by her doctor to stop performing.

The group made an announcement on their Facebook, saying that "Elly has been struggling with bronchitis for the last few months and after her show in LA, contracted pharyngitis.

They added:

"Her doctor has advised her to rest for three weeks so unfortunately she’ll be unable to continue with her American tour. We are endeavouring to reschedule as many of the cancelled shows for November as possible. An announcement will be made shortly."

We hope Elly gets better and gets back to touring as soon as possible!

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Yay!

Someone hired Drake Bell!!!

Set to debut on Nickelodeon in 2011, Drake will star in a live-action/CG animation fusion flick of the NickToons classic, the Fairly Odd Parents!

Drake will play little Timmy Turner all grown up, with Seinfeld's Jason Alexander and Curb Your Enthusiasm's Cheryl Hines play Timmy's godparents Cosmo and Wanda.

Cute! Way to dig into the vault, Nick!

Now, how about a Clarissa Explains It All movie???

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