What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? I'm much more gullible than I look. I don't get headaches, and I've never broken any bones. People are also always pretty incredulous to hear that I've still not tried humbao or piroshki, although there is absolutely no reason that I haven't.

Where are your local haunts? Mostly capital hill. Unicorn, the Cha, Neumos, the Twilight Exit, Lindas, Honeyhole, Stumptown, Rancho Bravo. I am SO stoked about Elliot Bay coming to the neighborhood.

What kind of person are you attracted to? Confident, sweet, romantic people whose sense of humor tends to be equal parts goofy, sarcastic, and vulgar. I'm attracted to men with strong character and personality who have the capacity to show affection. Similar or at least good taste in music. I also like it when people are impressed with my ability to parallel park.

What's something you want to do but haven't? Fly in a sea-plane, visit Spain, join a roller derby team, live in Europe.

What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life? At this point: Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley, I've got dreams - Otis Redding, The Only Living Boy in New York - Simon and Garfunkel, Papa Was a Rodeo - Magnetic Fields, Why Can't this be Love? - Arab Strap, Cold Cold Water - Mirah, No Children - Mountain Goats, Hey Boy - the Blow, Needy Girl - Chromeo, You Shook Me - AC/DC, Wake Up - Arcade Fire, Don't Stop Believin' - Journey, Moonage Daydream - Bowie, The Killing Moon - Echo and the Bunnymen, Damaged Goods - Gang of Four, Blank Generation - Richard Hell and the Voidoids, 17 years - Ratatat, Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake, Metal Health - Quiet Riot, Indication - the Zombies, Young Turks - Rod Stewart

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? Jake Gyllenhaal

My radio dial is usually tuned to: KEXP, 92.5, and my ipod

If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: to send all the current and future condo owners back over the bridge.

One book everyone should read is: Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs.

What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? Nickelback, even though I'm also fascinated by them.

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: a miserable existence.

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are condescension and khakis.

Something I learned from the last person I dated is pro wrestling has really gone downhill since I was eight.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Jon Stewart and the body of Dave 1.

If I could take back one thing I said this week it would be breaking all the laws of time and space, wouldn't it?

I want to make a t-shirt that says "PBR. Salads. Whatever."

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was get fired.

My picture(s) reveal that I am still trying to learn my angles.

My idea of a great date is one that lacks awkwardness

When stuck in gridlock I play trivial pursuit on my cell phone.

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is Last Days.

My guiltiest pleasure is Law & Order marathons (at least the guiltiest I'm sharing here).

One night stands can be demoralizing.

The quickest way to my heart is for you to find out - no cheats! The quickest way to my bed is non-subtle flirting And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked with a mimosa on the side.

The last show I saw was Sasquatch.

Great sex calls for lots of practice and eye contact.

A fault my friends tease me about is being the biggest klutz on earth.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm probably not going to be happy about it.

Talk about irony: I am not interested in dying yet still smoke regularly

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I ended up on the floor.

One sport I will never get is hunting.

When I die, I believe I will go to the spirit in the sky.

Michael Jackson is a post-op female tranny.

For delicious results, add one part champagne and mix it with one part sparks

I wouldn't be who I am if my heart hadn't been broken a few times.

I wouldn't sell out a friend for a billion dollars.

When I was a kid, I actually owned a She-ra Castle, and I loved it..

If people are what they eat, everybody is a hypocrite.

Monorail or light rail

Starbucks or Victrola

PBR or Red Hook

White meat or Dark Meat

Electric or Acoustic

Early Bird or Night Owl

Dinner and a Movie or Pizza and a Rental

Cowboy or Indian

Snorer or Sleeptalker

Black or Cream and Sugar

New York or L.A.

SAM or EMP

Beatles or Stones

Kittens or Puppies

CD or MP3

Thongs or Boy Briefs

Bath or Shower

Scarecrow or Hollywood

Murphy's Law or Karma

IKEA or antiques

Stranger or Weekly