Film
In Inception—Christopher Nolan's new is-real-life-really-real-life action-adventure heist thingy—everybody is my boyfriend (and yours!). Joseph Gordon-Levitt is my boyfriend because of suspenders. Tom Hardy is my boyfriend because watching him slouch in a chair is basically sex in slow motion. Ken Watanabe is my boyfriend because KEN WATANABE. Michael Caine is my boyfriend because of everything ever. Nolan has a better-than-average knack for mixing big action with believable humanity and keeps Inception's temporal origami blooming and folding at a rapid, rousing clip. Oh, and Leonardo DiCaprio. My boyfriend. (See Movie Times: thestranger.com/film.)
LINDY WEST...and there's a lawsuit going forward against Vitaminwater's parent company—good ol' Coca-Cola—that would like to make this perfectly clear.
[U.S. District Court Judge John] Gleeson said Vitaminwater's use of the word "healthy" violates Food and Drug Administration labeling rules. In a 55-page opinion, Gleeson also took issue with the Vitaminwater's name, which fails to identify sugar as a key ingredient in the drink, though it is listed in nutrition information on the bottles.The product's name and labeling could "reinforce a consumer's mistaken belief that the product is comprised of only vitamins and water," Gleeson wrote.
Coca-Cola tried to get the case dismissed, but no dice. More from the Associated Press over here.
An evangelical pastor in Florida launches "International Burn a Koran Day," which leads to this shocker of a headline:
Muslims oppose Florida church’s “Burn a Koran Day”
No one could've predicted. There's already a Facebook page. (If you're a Facebook user in Pakistan, get your status update posted now.) This should end well.
CNN:
Child witchcraft allegations are increasing in parts of Africa, as thousands of children have been attacked, beaten or killed, according to a new report.These witch-doctors are not unrelated to the heads of BP....The accused children are mostly boys, ages 8 to 14... [and] often suffer from extreme physical or psychological violence as a result of being branded a "child witch," the report said.
Exorcisms that include pouring petrol into children's eyes or ears, and forcing them to swallow various substances have been reported by researchers as ways to "cleanse" the accused.
The editors of The Desert Sun, Palm Springs' daily paper, editorialized on Sunday....
After the long-running controversy over the “sex sting” in the Warm Sands area of Palm Springs, and allegations that an officer used a slur that is particularly offensive to the gay community, Palm Springs Police Chief David G. Dominguez last week announced that he would no longer use decoys in lewd conduct enforcement operations. The force will use more traditional methods such as more officers in marked police cars, warnings to visitors and lighting triggered by motion sensors.As we've said before, public sex between people of any sexual persuasion must not be tolerated. That sort of reputation would hurt any tourist destination.
However, the buzz around this controversy could also be damaging. On Monday, a blog on the Seattle-based Stranger online newspaper carried the headline “Don't visit beautiful Palm Springs.” We hope this episode doesn't damage two of Palm Springs' biggest springtime events—the White Party, which caters to gay men, and the Dinah Shore Weekend, which caters to lesbians.
Yes, public sex must not be tolerated because, um, it just mussent. But there was no public sex, just institutional homophobia, police misconduct and entrapment:
[This] was not a case of the police arresting two men for having sex in public. There was no sex involved, just one “hunky” undercover cop who managed to get 24 men to expose themselves in public, according to The Bottom Line, a magazine that caters to the gay community.It took this cop 20 minutes to get one guy to actually do it, the magazine said. As is the case with most police stings, many of the men were married.
According to the attorney who is representing several of these men, in the almost year since the sting the Palm Springs police have not been able to produce a written complaint about male public sex in the Warm Sands area. He also states flatly that the police never arrest heterosexuals for having sex in public. This is backed up by a letter a while back complaining that it took the police two hours to show up at Sunrise Park in Palm Springs to investigate reports of a heterosexual couple having graphic sex in daylight. The couple had long since disappeared by the time they arrived.
Here's the thing, Palm Springs: the men who were arrested in this bullshit "sting" operation—a hunky lone "decoy" cop in a tank top groping himself in public on the public's dime—are still facing charges that could land them on sex-offender registries for life. Your police chief has already said that there will be no more stings like this. Great. Now all you have to do is get your district attorney to drop the trumped-up, bullshit, discriminatory charges that have been made against these men. And then you won't be seeing headlines like "Don't Visit Beautiful Palm Springs" on our blog anymore. Until then...
Don't visit beautiful Palm Springs.
After checking this out online just now, I want to get over to the little-known Cullom Gallery to see it immediately.
And here's a pretty great artist statement, if it can be considered that even though it wasn't intended that way:
The party bus was our ride back from the otherworldly 35+-mile, three-day, two-night, public art project called The Long Walk, which involved about 50 people, and which I Tweeted about all weekend. (You can also find Tweets by other Long Walkers—at least one I know of—if you search for #tlw, but that hashtag also involves lots of non-related stuff in Spanish.) I'll tell you more in next week's paper...
Elliott Bay Book Company hosts William Johnson. A River Without Banks: Place and Belonging in the Inland Northwest is a prose collection by Johnson, who is a local poet. You can read a sample poem here.
And local magazine The Raven Chronicles is hosting a party titled "Wish You Were Here" at the Hugo House tonight. "Wish You Were Here!" also happens to be the theme of their newest issue, which you can peruse in part over here at their website.
The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.
Target—which markets itself as hip, urban, and diverse—is pouring money into a PAC that is underwriting the campaign of an anti-gay politician who pals around with anti-gay terrorists.
Bradlee Dean, the frontman of a Christian rock band in Minnesota called You Can Run But You Cannot Hide, recently said that Muslim countries that execute LGBTs are "more moral than even the American Christians," plus some mouth-foaming about gays engaging in abominations and child molestation. Ugh.
So what's the Target connection? Well, Bradlee's ministry received money and support from Tom Emmer, an anti-gay Minnesota Republican running for Governor. And Tom Emmer's campaign got a boost from Minnesota Forward, a PAC running TV ads on his behalf. And Minnesota Forward got $150,000—which amounts to about a third of all of their donations—from Target.
So, to follow the money: Target gave $150,000 to Minnesota Forward, which bought TV ads for Tom Emmer, who says "I believe marriage is the union between one man and one woman," and who hangs out with a guy who thinks killing gays is moral.
Target is about to open its first location in San Francisco, SFist points out, a 100,000 square-foot megastore. You can fit a lot of angry gay activists into 100,000 square feet.
Archbishop of...the organization he founded! The International All Clergy All Community Advisory Council, or IACACAC. He was the CEO, but his campaign manager said he has taken a leave of absence for his campaign. Apparently he decided to keep the honorific.The group looks like some kind of support network for African-American pastors, and is here, but it only lists him as a bishop. Guess he promoted himself for the voters.
The Archbishop is trying to unseat Seattle Congressman Jim McDermott. The Stranger's primary endorsement issue will be out this Wednesday.
It seems to me that it's time to start demonstrating—marching on city hall, disrupting city council meetings, peaceful protests outside Richard Conlin's house. They're really not leaving us any choice.
The Seattle City Council is holding a briefing that outlines their plan to postpone signing contracts on the deep-bore tunnel until February, and when they do, insert a provision making it an administrative decision, thereby blocking a public vote, according to sources at City Hall. City Attorney Pete Holmes will address the council any minute now.
As I mentioned on Saturday, the Seattle City Council was expected to roll out some new plan for the deep-bore tunnel today—specifically a plan to block a referendum. Holmes's legal opinion will, in theory, explain how it's legal to authorize the tunnel agreements while blocking the referendum process.
Here's live video of the briefing:
To past council meetings please visit the Seattle Channel website
UPDATE: Conlin says the council considered holding this meeting in executive session—an attempt to hold it privately—but the council elected to hold the discussion in public.
UPDATE 9:46 AM: While we're waiting for Holmes to address the council, it's worth noting that—if the council does indeed seek to postpone contract till February—it will clash with the council's claim that delay causes problems. "The primary cause of potential cost overruns is intentional delay. Delaying the project only increases the danger of a catastrophe and hurts the economy and Seattle taxpayers," Conlin wrote on his blog earlier this year.
UPDATE 9:51 AM: Now Conlin is talking about the city's virtuous goal of carbon neutrality. I can't wait to hear how building a new freeway through the city helps this goal.
UPDATE 10:03 AM: Sources at City Hall say that the council will be introducing a resolution today that outlines the plan I mentioned above. So here's the question: What will Transportation Secretary Paula Hammond say at the 2:30 PM meeting of the viaduct committee, where she is slated to address the council? Does the resolution give the state and contract bidders who want to build the tunnel some sense of security that the political seas are stable enough to proceed? Or is this the same sort of delay that Hammond and Conlin have insisted they were trying to avoid?
Regardless, all of this maneuvering demonstrates two things: (1) The council is not confident in signing a contract before the bids are in, which is expected to occur in November, and (2) that the council knows it's on the unpopular side of the project. The only reason to sidestep a public vote is because they know voters oppose them.
UPDATE 10:06 AM: You can go to the 2:30 PM meeting at City Hall and comment.
UPDATE 10:41: They are distributing a copy of the resolution now. I asked Council Spokeswoman Laura Lockard on the phone just now if she had a copy of the resolution and could email me a copy. She said the meeting was underway and then hung up on me.
UPDATE: 10:47 AM: Sally Bagshaw says the council will vote next week, and signals that the long-term plan is to block a public vote. "We are going to be submitting a resolution we will be voting on it next week," she says. "The resolution state council intention to sign but we are not signing right now we are going to put them forward until January and February. We are going to sign this resolution and vote next week. we are sending a strong message that the city intends to go forward with his project. ... We are stopping the endless delay. A friend pulled me aside and pleaded, 'Don't take this back to a public vote.'"
Bagshaw noted that Seattle is not a party to the tunnel contract (between a construction team and the state), and the city is thereby indemnified from financial obligation to pay for cost overruns. However, her analysis deliberately ignores the core issue: If the project runs over budget, the contractor can collect from the state—and the state says it will make Seattle pay. The contract here is weaker than the legislature's intent to make Seattle pay cost overruns if they do occur.
UPDATE 11:00 AM: City Attorney Pete Holmes explains that the city has reached a deal with the state to delay signing a contract despite a time line that said the city had to get this done by August. "We reached out to the govenor. We learned last week from the governor's office that WSDOT and the city can wait and see what the bids look like. this is really a win-win... It means we can continue to do our work and let this issue of cost overruns work itself out. This is very good development."
Council President Richard Conlin adds, "What we are doing right now is saying that the city needs to to be in same place as state—that we will wait until February and they we know what the bids are actually going to be. By endorsing these agreements, we are are moving forward without making a final decision."
And then they make the case that this isn't a delay. "It is important to point out that the council decision is not to delay the program," says City Council Member Tim Burgess. The bids are still due when they are due. Our action is not delaying the project."
About those sharrows...
Right after they started appearing on the streets near our house my boyfriend blew up at me (because I ride a bike): "They're painting these white bike things in the middle of the street—the middle of the street isn't a bike path." I informed him that they didn't mean "this is a bike path," but that they were there to sensitize drivers to the fact that they share the roads with cyclists like me.
"Well, all they're doing is de-sensitizing me to running over things that look like bicycles," the boyfriend said, "so you better watch out."
BBC:
The body of a four-year-old boy has been found in a tumble dryer in his home.In the house, in the machine.The child was reported missing from the garden of his home in Northcliffe Road in Ashbourne, Derbyshire, at about 1035 BST.
Officers began a search assisted by a helicopter but the boy was found dead in the house at about 1120 BST.
Submitted to I, Anonymous:
You are not a fucking LOLcat. Stop acting like one. In particular: please, please, stop it with the "om nom nom" crap. It was funny for a while, but now? It's not cute anymore. You don't sound like a cute little three-year-old. You sound like a 30-year-old trying to sound like a three-year-old. Not cute, not funny, just obnoxious. Save the baby voice and cutesie words for your significant other. I am not dating you and I don't want to hear this baby voice shit. You are an adult. That doesn't mean you have to act like an adult all the time, but when you are constantly doing this stupid baby talk crap with your adult friends, it has gone too far.Let me break it down for you. Do you almost always refer to food as "noms?" You are doing it too much. Stop it.
Do you almost always express appreciation for food by saying "nom," "tasty noms," or "om nom nom?" You are doing it too much. Cut that shit out.
This isn't cute anymore. It stopped being funny and whimsical about six months ago. It's infantile and infantilizing. And you are not an infant. Reducing your once-vast vocabulary for words about food to two syllables - "om" and "nom" - makes you sound like an idiot. It has got to stop.
But it's an opposite cheat—you know, like an "opposite marriage" but adulterous—so it's not as sinful/delicious as it could be. But however they fall, it's always nice to see a snake-oil-peddlin', homophobia-preachin' POS fall:
There’s a new televangelist soap opera. Reports this week suggest a still-married Benny Hinn is now romantically involved with Paula White, another television preacher with a colourful past. The 57-year-old Hinn, who began his preaching career at a church hall near Yonge and Bloor Streets in the 1970s, is best known for his faith-healing “Miracle Crusades” and his half-hour television show, "This is Your Day."White, 44, is the star of television’s "Paula White Today," whose ministries reputedly pulled in $40 million in donations and sales of various goods in 2006. Her website’s current offerings include the four-CD set, “Creating Healthy Relationship” in return for “any gift amount.”
Thanks to Slog tipper Christopher.
What they're doing in Vancouver:
Over at Seattle Transit Blog, where I cribbed the video, Martin H Duke pokes fun at the macro argument against investing in non-car infrastructure. Folks in Vancouver, he says, "seem to get by fine with families in dense housing, no freeways through downtown, and rail transit. Yet opportunities to mimic just parts of Vancouver’s success bring predictions of doom and gridlock."
We should build dedicated two-way bike lanes here—right now. Take out a lane of parking, and maybe center turning lanes, in the city's main bicycle corridors. If nobody's using them in five years, go ahead, change it back. But the specter of some traffic boogieman that will suddenly manifest—as if the traffic isn't bad enough now—isn't a persuasive argument to, you know, block something that will let people travel without being part of the traffic problem. The sharrows we have now painted on roads that hug the space where car doors fly open and then disappear just as bikes approach a busy, confusing intersection are a joke.
Afghanistan's Pentagon Papers? A ton of military papers have been leaked to the public that suggest that Afghanistan is not going very well at all. For instance: America suggests that Pakistan is aiding the insurgency in Afghanistan, even as we send one billion dollars in aid a year their way. There are already 91,000 of these secret documents online now, and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange claims that there are plenty more where that came from. He claims that what there is online already implicate people and nations in war crimes.
Don't Let the Door Hit You in the Etc, Etc: BP CEO Tony Hayward is finally expected to resign.
Down With Love: After a stampede at Germany's Love Parade that left 19 dead and hundreds injured, organizers say there will never be another Love Parade.
War Crimes: A chief executioner of the Khmer Rouge has been found guilty in a UN-backed court, but many say the sentence is too light.
Fighting Breaks Out in Mogadishu: At least 19 dead in a skirmish between the Somali government and Al-Shabaab fighters.
Surely They Will Work This Time: The EU is tightening sanctions over Iran's nuclear program.
This Will Solve Everything: President Obama to appear on The View.
New Home Sales: Up, higher than forecasted, in June.
The Bush Era Lives On: The Supreme Court under Roberts is the most conservative it has ever been in living memory.
One More Round in the Hoosegow: A teen convicted in the Tuba Man murder has been arrested for armed robbery.
Apparently, This Is News: The Barefoot Bandit is not interested in a movie deal, his lawyer says.
Also, He's Kind of Creepy: Has Steve Ballmer's time heading Microsoft finally come to an end?
Sorry, We're Closed: Saying goodbye to Boeing Plant 2.
We're Number 1! We're Number 1!: Famous Zig Zag bartender Murray Stenson has been named Best Bartender in America.
We Partied So Goddamned Hard: Apparently, a block party spontaneously broke out on Capitol Hill this weekend. You can read a very thorough accounting of what went down over on Line Out.
And Now, Your Daily Muppet:
What I was trying to say, and what might have been lost in the beauty of the sunny image, is that this year's Block Party had about it the air of being the best in the 15 or so years of the event. There are three reasons for this feeling. One: Solid hiphop representation, which meant greater integration of that community into the general music community. (The word on the street is that Champagne Champagne and THEESatisfaction gave performances that have the potential of being recognized in the future as peak points in their careers.)
And everybody else makes some comprehensible ones! Read all about it here.
Remember the shitstorm that ensued a few years back when the kinksters behind the Folsom Street Fair appropriated the "The Last Supper" for a weekend? Well, the Scientologists opened a new "church" in downtown Seattle today and they sent along a press release and enclosed this photo...
At some point in their short, ugly history, the Church of Scientology appropriated the cross—the motherfucking cross, the symbol of Christianity for two thousand years—without so much of a peep of protest from evangelicals, Mormons, Catholics, Protestants, Bill Donohue, Rod Dreher, Tony Perkins, etc., etc. (I've pointed this out before, I realize, but I had to point it out again because... look at that damn picture!) How'd they get away with that?
But the cross isn't the only thing the Scientologists appropriated today: they also made off with a member of the Washington State Supreme Court. From the press release:
Acknowledging the Church for its many contributions to the community [at the opening ceremony] were Washington State Supreme Court Justice Richard Sanders, Washington State Representative Marilyn Chase, Queen Anne Chamber of Commerce President Dave Peterson, Seattle Neighborhood District Coordinator Christa Dumpys, and FEMA volunteer liaison Jo Ann Oram.Justice Sanders spoke of working with the Church in the field of human rights, a partnership spanning nearly 35 years: “There is nothing more important in life than being true to yourself and standing up for what you believe. That is freedom, and that is what makes life worth living. And that, to me, is what you represent... The Church of Scientology is truly a leader when it comes to fighting for the civil rights of those subject to abuse by the so-called mental health laws and those that enforce them. And I respect your struggle to abolish coercive practices in the field of mental health and to restore human dignity and freedom to all people. I am proud of our accomplishments over the years, and I am especially proud for your significant accomplishment of opening this beautiful new Church.”
Learn more about Scientology here, here, here, here, and here. And here:
Theater
This Much Ado About Nothing sizzles thanks to its ace personnel. Director Sheila Daniels has a talent for helping actors crawl under their characters' hides and build dramatic weight with the quiet accumulation of small details. (Her three-person Crime and Punishment at Intiman was as dense and hot as a fever dream.) Amy Thone, playing the sassy Beatrice, won a Stranger Genius Award. Her real-life partner, Hans Altweis, plays the manfully sassy Benedick and is one of Seattle's best actors. Watching them shoot barbs at each other in the great outdoors—with Daniels helping them aim—should be joy. (Se attle Shakespeare Company at Edmonds City Park, 600 Third Ave S, Edmonds, 733-8222. 3 pm, free.)
BRENDAN KILEYWith the Block Party, it's probably for the best that there are no readings today. However, in honor of San Diego Comic Con, I'm going to link to this huge free online sampler of a bunch of first issues from DC Comics. It will be going away sometime next week, so read it soon. I recommend Scalped and The Human Target.
The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.
Hegel will be the subject of a reading/talk happening tonight at Pilot Books. To give an idea of my side of the reading/talk:
The philosopher: It should be noted that, on the whole, children love their parents less than their parants love them...
The commentator:
From her deathbed, my mother looks up at me and I look away from her sad eyes: my love for her is nowhere near her love for me. Even here, in the middle of her final hours, I love her less than she loves me. My mother is leaving the world with the clear understanding that I will not miss her in the way she will miss me. I know this understanding because I love her grandson more than he loves me. When ever I look at him, try to look at his eyes directly, he turns away from this understanding—he could never love me with the same intensity. Not in him is the will to one day miss me as much as I will certainly miss him.