No toy gets left behind when your mind is the scene of the crime.

Check out this new trailer for Toy Story 3. (above)

It's the great escape…into their dreams!

LOLs!

All right, Steven Spielberg, we’ll bite…but you owe us BIG TIME after Indiana Jones and the Barely Watchable Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Spielberg starts shooting his next film, War Horse, on Monday. The film is based on a hit West End play from London.

The story takes place during World War I, and it centers on a young farmhand who runs away to France to rescue his horse, which was sold to the cavalry and sent off to battle.

Please tell us you’re not trying to find a way to incorporate aliens into this one, Steven.

[Image via WENN.]

OMG!

Your album is called Light Me Up, and the cover features a little girl in a leather jacket flicking on a LIGHTER?!

How SHOCKING and edgy! You've outdone yourself, Little J!

BARF.

The 'oh so hardcore' Taylor Momsen debuted the shiteous album cover for her surprisingly un-shiteous band, The Pretty Reckless, and we think it sucks worse than her attitude!

We think if you're going to put a CHILD on the cover, you should have used HER!

We give her a lot of credit for going up there and performing with such a legend! It must have been pretty bizarre - but awesome - to be there to see it!

Last night Aretha Franklin was joined on stage at Philadelphia's Mann Music Center by none other than Condoleezza Rice for a benefit concert for urban children!

The former Secretary of State performed on the piano while Franklin sang I Say A Little Prayer and My Country 'Tis of Thee, and although many critics considered Rice's performance a little "safe," The Washington Post asserts that the collaboration "had kind of a goofy brilliance."

Franklin said:

"All I had seen of Dr. Rice was in a political atmosphere. It just seemed foreign that she would be a classical pianist. She really does play. She's formidable. We decided to give it a try. So here we are, in the city of Brotherly – and Sisterly – Love."

So cool!

Maybe Condoleezza will forgo politics and become a musical superstar! LOLs!

Or not - but kudos, bb! We are sincerely impressed!

Thoughts??

[Image via WENN.]

For the sake of his kids!

Russell Crowe is staying in Australia for the remainder of 2010 to be with his family including wife Danielle Spencer and their two sons, Charlie and Tennyson.

He says:

"I don't want to get on a plane again this year. I want again to take a step back and put a normal rhythm back into the kids' lives. I know what it is that turns me on in my job and I know if… something comes up that I want to do then I'm usually allowed to do it. I do the things that drive me from a pure place."

Well, he can afford it!

[Image via WENN.]

Is anyone surprised?

The Long Island Lolita herself Amy Fisher will produce and star in 4 films for Dreamzone Entertainment with the first tentatively called The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.

The married mother of three has released a pay-per-view porno before and has her own site where she only works with women so as not to upset her husband. She says:

“Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make, and I am excited to work with Dreamzone to make my dreams a reality.”

Yikes!

Will U be checking out Amy's cinematic talents?

[Image via WENN.]

Lord, we hope this is just a rumor! She is getting herself in WAY TOO DEEP with Gayface!

Sources are reporting that Cheryl Cole has asked closeted BF Derek Hough to move in with her in her Surrey mansion. The arrangement would be temporary, as he is looking for his own place to live in London, but still, this has "bad idea" written all over it.

It also screams "trying too hard" on his part. Moving in with this girl to prove something, Derek, will prove nothing. It will only make us dislike you more when you break this poor girl's recovery heart when you FINALLY come out.

Which by the way, when's that going to happen already????

[Image via WENN.]

Do they not make you stop at STOP signs in Boston???

Mark Wahlberg was pulled over this after by LAPD officers when he rolled through a stop sign in his Bentley.

Not sure if he was able to sweet talk his way out of a ticket, but shortly after he was pulled over, photogs caught him heading into a church.

Um, random? Or were you just stopping off to thank him for the humility he show you today?

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Possibly!

Rumor has it that actor Lee Pace is very close to snagging a role in Breaking Dawn as Edward Cullen's vampire BFF Garrett!

The character is described as "a tall, nomadic vampire with sandy hair that he keeps tied back with a leather thong" and "down-to-earth, laid-back, rugged and having a lightness and element of humor about him."

We think he's a solid choice!

Twi-hards, what do U think?

[Image via WENN.]