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After just a few hours behind bars for drunken and disorderly conduct, Jersey Shore star Snooki was released from jail without having to spend the night to sober up.

Perfect - now she can hit the beer bong and get effed up to forget about her crappy day!

pAArty on!

No? Well, allow us to enlighten you on the most ridiculous thing we have ever hear.

Across the pond, sources are reporting that an alarming number of women are signing up for controversial "virginity repair" operations before they get married. According to reports, thousands upon thousands of woman are paying big $$$ to have the surgery that will fool their husbands into thinking they are virgins on their wedding night.

The "virgin repair" procedure is technically called a hymenoplasty. It involves the hymen being stitched or reconstructed so that it will tear and bleed again on the woman's wedding night. In the last five years, 116 hymen repair operations have been undertaken!

WTF!!! Ladies, it is 2010! Who cares??? Your vajayjay is your business!

According to the source, not only are women actively seeking out this procedure, but many of them are having them done under NHS. (Think our Medicare.) So taxpayers are paying for women to hide the fact that they've gotten busy with other people besides their hubbys!

Sources point out the the majority of women who are looking to preserve the illusion are Muslim and some even take the charade a step further by buying chastity certificates to "prove" that they are virgins. One doctor explains:

"The majority of our clients are Muslim women. They worry about having had sex and their fiance and family knowing that they have been touched before. It is more cultural rather religious. If the bride is not a virgin and does not bleed on the wedding night, it is a big shame on the family. The woman fears that the husband will walk out, divorce or humiliate her all her life. There have been honour killings in extreme cases."

OMG! How awful!

We can imagine putting your body through such an ordeal just for the sake of some archaic belief system. These poor women!

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Too much partying?!

Life and Style is reporting that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is partying WAY too hard lately and that his fellow Jersey Shore cast members are worried about him!

A source reveals:

"Mike has been the hardest partier since the beginning…its only gotten worse. They tried an intervention, but he's in denial."

You know you have a problem if Snooki is saying you should lay off the sauce!

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Lady GaGa cooked what looks to be quite the delicious meal for record producer Fernando Garibay.

He Tweeted along with a pic:

"Surreal moment right now; @LadyGaga is cooking me dinner right now to make everything better…"

Yummy!

Except for that cigarette — boo to that!

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They're getting so big!

Jennifer Garner was snapped in Santa Monica with her girls Violet and Seraphina going to check out some magic shows at Magicopolis.

Sounds fun — good idea, Mom!

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Frasier's getting political!

Kelsey Grammer is planning on hosting two fundraisers for constroversial Republican Ilario Pantano's congressional campaign, and according to his campaign manager, Andy Yates, the events are expected to raise between $75,000 and $85,000!

Yates continues:

“It gets a lot of positive attention for the campaign. It just shows the momentum and excitement that is building.”

Grammar met Pantano - who was a Marine during the Gulf War and came under fire for shooting two Iraqis during his time overseas post-9/11 - during the filming of the 2008 documentary Warriors…In Their Own Words.

Inneresting!

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It is a horrible name, but what's done is done!

Executive producer of Cougar Town Bill Lawrence confirmed that they will be keeping the original name of the show after brainstorming for new ones.

He explains:

“I’m not changing the title. We never thought of a good new one, which kind of sucks. And when you look at the modern landscape of television, changing the title means changing your DVR and all this other stuff.

“It’ll be a funny burden to have. It might be the worst titled show of all time.”

Ha!

Well at least they have a sense of humor about it!

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