ADL Sides With Bigots Against Ground Zero Mosque, Officially Outlives Its Purpose #bigotry #islam

<em>Jersey Shore</em>: The Great Guido Migration

Jersey Shore: The Great Guido Migration #recaps #jerseyshore

This Is Where Chelsea Clinton Is Getting Married #exclusive #chelseaclinton

Steve Jobs' Secret Porn Experience #mysteries #stevejobs

Mark Zuckerberg's Age of Privacy Is Over #exclusive #markzuckerberg

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#animals

Killer Montana Mama Grizzly Euthanized, Three Cubs are Zoo Bound

Earlier in the week, a mama grizzly bear and three cubs attacked hikers in Montana, killing one of them. Yesterday the mother was euthanized, and the cubs are being shipped off to ZooMontana to join its grizzly exhibit. [Billings Gazette]

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#gossiproundup

Snooki Goes Free as Chelsea Gets Ready for Her Big Day

Snooki avoids spending the night in jail. Levi Johnston's ex-girlfriend denies he knocked her up. Casey Affleck has more trouble on his hands. Oh, and there's a big wedding happening today. It's time for a delayed installment of Saturday gossip. More »

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#badnews

Remember back when the economy really sucked? Surprise! It still does.

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#sharks

The Little Shark that (Briefly) Shook the Jersey Shore

Things got crazy at the Jersey Shore yesterday! Snooki was arrested, and a shark swam up to the beach at Seaside Park. But video shot there proves that nothing can fully stop an afternoon of fist-pumping at the shore. More »

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#badideas

The Army's Answer to Underwater Chemical Weapons Stash: Leave It There

Just after the end of World War Two, the US Army dumped 16,000 mustard gas bombs in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Hawaii. But don't worry, they have a solution: Just leave it where it is! More »

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By Jeff Neumann

#sizematters

Nicolas Sarkozy's Gigantic Airplane Makes First Test Flight

French president Nicolas Sarkozy envies the size of Barack Obama's big ass presidential airplane, Air Force One, so much that he ordered a bigger plane, nicknamed Air Sarko One, for €176 million. Carla Bruni will be most impressed. More »

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#oilspill

"I became a villain for doing the right thing," former BP chief Tony Hayward told the Journal.

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#conspiracies

Radioactive Marlboro Cigarettes Spook Iranian Officials

Cigarette smuggling is big business in Iran. And the most popular brand is Marlboro, which an Iranian official yesterday warned is "tainted with nuclear materials" as part of a sinister plot by producer Phillip Morris, "which is led by Zionists."

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By Jeff Neumann

#engagements

Dreams Do Come True: Eddie Munster to Marry Longtime Fan

Butch Patrick, better known as Eddie Munster from The Munsters television show, is 57 years old now and getting married! A longtime fan who began writing him letters in 1964, Donna McCall, is the lucky lady. [Philly.com via]

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Yesterday - July 30, 2010

#picoftheday

Devils in Disguise

[A man and woman in Rhinebeck, NY dress up like Bill and Hillary Clinton the day before daughter Chelsea ties the knot with Marc Mezvinsky at the Hudson Valley town's Astor Court estate. Photo via Getty.]

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By Brian Moylan

#kidsthesedays

Study: Young People Don't Really Understand the Internet Either

We like to make fun of old people because they don't know how to use the Internet. But a new study suggests young people don't really know how the damn Google machine works, either. More »

07:18 PM

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#investigations

Al Gore Cleared in Sexual Assault Case

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#wereadyou

Comment of the Day: Let's Hear It for the One-Liners

Sometimes to really stand out, you need to leave a long, juicy comment. Sometimes all you really need is a sentence to get a good joke in. Today we us celebrate the soul of wit found in brevity. More »

06:36 PM

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#mixedbag

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, James Franco plummets to his death on General Hospital, Stephen Colbert and Andy Cohen reenact a Real Housewives scene, and dogs that sniff butts for cancer. [Jezebel]

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#photoops

Barack Obama Drives Chevy Volt 10 Feet, Everyone Cheers

Barack Obama drove a car today for the second time since 2007! It was the Chevy Volt, the electronic car that's supposed to save America. Watch him sputter along for 10 feet and signal his approval before the adoring masses. More »

06:01 PM

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By Jim Newell

#revenge

Lindsay Lohan Shoots Paparazzi with Guns in Comedy Sketch

With her alcohol-monitoring SCRAM bracelet visible on her ankle, Lindsay Lohan smiles and poses like Marilyn Monroe over a sidewalk grate—then whips out two handguns and "settles the score with the media." The ShamWow guy is there, too. More »

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#television

30 Rock Live Episode Coming This Fall

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#teapartiers

The Strange Case of the Mysterious Racist 'Tea Party Comix'

The progressive webscape has been alight for the past couple days with the story of a truly amazing bit of racism—the Tea Party Comix. More »

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#opencaption

In a Pickle

[Role model and Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is carted off by the police for disorderly conduct today in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. Don't worry, JWOWW's on her way to post bail. Image via INF]

05:19 PM

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#americanappalling

American Apparel's Bankruptcy Is Inevitable

Things have gone from bad to worse for the pants-optional C.E.O. and his t-shirt company. To put it nicely, it's highly probable that the retailer will go bankrupt — and soon. Bluntly: American Apparel is probably fucked. Here's why. [Jezebel]

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#ethics

Charlie Rangel May Only Get 'Reprimand'

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#bigotry

ADL Sides With Bigots Against Ground Zero Mosque, Officially Outlives Its Purpose

The Anti-Defamation League has issued a pathetic statement opposing Cordoba House, aka the "Ground Zero Mosque." While the ADL condemns the bigotry galvanizing Cordoba's opponents, and thinks proponents have "every right" to build there... it says they shouldn't anyway. Huh? More »

04:26 PM

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#opencaption

'Let's Make a Sandwich'

[Music producer Fernando Garibay tweeted a "surreal moment" last night: "@LadyGaga is cooking me dinner." Hope there's no rat poison in it. Image: Fernando Garibay via djmbm]

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#crime

Snooki Arrested in Guido Paradise Seaside Heights

TMZ reports that Jersey Shore guidette Snooki was just arrested on the beach in Seaside Heights for "disorderly conduct." When is she ever orderly? Details are still sketchy, but we already have our "Free Snooki" T-shirts made.

04:11 PM

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#seniors

Government Enlists Andy Griffith To Explain Health Care Reform To Old People

Since many American seniors still believe that the explicit goal of ObamaCare is to kill them all, immediately, the government has hired 84-year-old Andy Griffith to explain all of the Medicare goodies they'll now receive before Obama kills them. More »

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#charity

Screaming Profanity Will Save the Gulf

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#realestateporn

Dr. Phil Buys $30 Million Recreation of the Alamo

Dr. Phil must be missing his home state of Texas, because he and his wife just paid close to $30 million for this five-bedroom house in Beverly Hills that looks just like the Alamo. Or a fake villa. More »

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#clipjob

Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day

Today at Gawker.TV, Jimmy Fallon performs a "double rainbow" song as Neil Young, Futurama gets stuck traveling forward in time, naked people with cats, and Ron Livingston may be the only person alive that doesn't like Paul Rudd. More »

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#endorsements

Paul the Octopus Receiving More Endorsement Offers Than LeBron James

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#recaps

Click here to read <em>Project Runway</em>: Other People's Baggage

Project Runway: Other People's Baggage

Everyone lugs around tons of baggage wherever they go, but last night on the season premiere of Project Runway, the contestants had to mine each other's for gold. There was vision and delusion—and Heidi's horrible new haircut. More »

03:20 PM

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#journalismism

The War on Snark Rages On

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#rehab

A Tour of Lindsay Lohan's Seaside Rehab Clinic

The site of Lindsay Lohan's forthcoming court-ordered in-patient rehabilitation has been revealed: Newport Beach's Morningside Recovery clinic, a seaside facility that treats chemical addiction and mental illness. More »

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#recessionomics

We Gettin' A-Rod Money (And You Can Too)

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#feuds

Anthony Weiner and Peter King Hold Round Two of Their Screaming Match

Rep. Anthony Weiner's incredible rant last night, directed at Republicans for killing a health bill for 9/11 responders, landed him a Fox News appearance this morning alongside his specific GOP target, Rep. Peter King. More hilarious (but interesting!) bickering ensued. More »

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#reminders

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#sentences

New Jersey Man Goes to Jail for Using Own Vomit As Weapon

21-year-old Matthew Clemmens forced himself to vomit on a guy he was fighting with in the stands of a Phillies-Nationals game in April. Now he's been sentenced to 1-2 months in jail. The maximum sentence was two years.

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#wasillahillbillies

Bristol and Levi Are Off Again, Communicating by Text Message Only

Following reports that Levi Johnston's ex-girlfriend's been knocked up, Bristol Palin has stopped speaking to her fiance, communicating with him solely via text message while he cavorts in California with the sexy daughter of a former pro-football star. More »

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#scams

Michael Reagan Now Hawking 'Reagan.com' Email Addresses

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#latenight

50 Cent Explains How He Lost a Frightening Amount of Weight for a Movie Role

50 Cent was so passionate about his role in Things Fall Apart, he convinced the entire crew to hold off on filming while starved himself completely by only drinking liquids. Say what you want about the guy, but that's dedication. [Gawker.TV]

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#recaps

Jersey Shore: The Great Guido Migration

Click here to read <em>Jersey Shore</em>: The Great Guido Migration

Due to environmental and societal factors, the subjects of the most important sociological experiment of our time—the eight guidos on MTV's Jersey Shore—were forced to leave their native habitat and migrate to Miami. The results were amazing. More »

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#allegations

Does Jimmy Fallon Prefer to Be Bossed Around by Women?

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#wikileaks

Taliban Using Wikileaks' Afghanistan Leak to Hunt Down Informants

In an interview with Britain's Channel 4 News, a Taliban spokesman says they're using Wikileaks' enormous Afghanistan leak to identify and possibly punish Afghan informants. The moral calculus of this thing just got even more muddied. More »

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#mediacrack