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This is a campaign video for New York gubernatorial candidate Kristin Davis. Not the Sex and the City actress—the madam who provided former Governor Eliot Spitzer with call girls and was sent to Rikers for four years.
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I once knew a guy who kept an actual database of all the women he dated so that he could always remember the relevant details about them and prevent awkward mixups. The DateMate iPhone app would've been ideal for him.
[Gizmodo]
Have you heard? Sarah Palin is now the leader of the feminist movement. Well, at least according to her and her "mama grizzly" initiative. Stewart brought in Senior Women's Issues Correspondent Kristin Schaal to hash it all out. Video inside.
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A family facing foreclosure discovered a copy of Action Comics#1—the first Superman comic—in the basement. It's worth $250,000, and will help them repay debts. The best part? They found it while packing to move out. [ABC]
Alas! America's first family Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have called it quits, again, after Johnston told Palin he may have fathered a child with an ex-girlfriend. Is there any hope? Levi's lawyer thinks so!
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This Thursday, why not tune into CNN's Larry King Live on CNN? CNN reports that musician Wyclef Jean might announce his already-mostly-confirmed candidacy for president of Haiti—but you'll have to watch CNN to find out! [CNN]
Blogger Gabrielle Birkner unearthed video of her 1992 Bat Mitzvah, which would be totally boring to watch—except that the DJ was a floppy-haired, pre-fame Paul Rudd, wearing a yellow tux jacket and Doc Martens.
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Getting your video to go viral is often a mixed blessing. For some, like the Star Wars Kid or Winnebago Man, it's unwanted. But for others it's as good as winning the lottery.
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[Authorities seized $100 million of fake designer merchandise—including sunglasses and purses—from Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco today. Now you'll have to save up for the real thing. Image via AP]
Fox and Friends gathered a bunch of white people and an Asian lady in a ballroom in Arizona and had them complain about Barack Obama and how he hates them individually.
[Gawker.TV]
Slate wrote a special computer program to monitor Sarah Palin's Facebook wall, and deletions by the critter-shootin' Republican reveal her unwritten rules of engagement: Do not make Palin look unpopular, racist, insane or in any way wrong, on her Facebook.
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Last night we shared this story about a seven-year-old who is selling paintings for way too much money. One of you put his artwork into a little narrative, and it was very funny.
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The internet is full of strange people. Corinna Burt may be the strangest. The prominent white supremacist is an undertaker, bodybuilder, and former torture porn star. By phone, she discussed her unusual life and how racism "saved her" from porn.
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Republican Congressman Bob Inglis was defeated by a Tea Party-backed candidate earlier this summer. And now that he's leaving Congress, he enjoys sharing "confessions" of insane Tea Party stuff he's heard at rallies. For example: What's social securityreally about?
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The Way We Live Now: burning the ruling class's cherished symbols to the ground and salting the earth behind us. Why not? If we're gonna die from high salt diets, we might as well die while destroying a golf course.
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Occasionally, New York City's King, Mayor Michael Bloomberg, takes stands that aren't the easiest, politically. Now that Cordoba House—the so-called "Ground Zero Mosque"—will be constructed, let's give the man major credit for his rigorous defense. More »
Judges in The Hague have granted supermodel Naomi Campbell's lawyers' request that the media be banned from covering her entering and leaving a courtroom when she testifies at the trial of Liberia's former dictator. There's concern over her safety.
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[Some fake retro Madonnas shop at the launch of the singer and her daughter's clothing line, Material Girl, at Macy's in Herald Square today. Image via Getty]
Despite the fact that college degrees are worthless, kids these days are scrambling to attend any school, no matter how fake, out of desperation. The real victims: the colleges. What are they going to do with all you kids?
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The FBI is hopping mad at Wikipedia! Apparently they've threatened Wikipedia with legal action if the online encyclopedia doesn't remove a picture of its official seal from the FBI entry at once. Wikipedia's lawyers, while squelching laughter, have replied "no."More »
When a genuine cultural phenomenon emerges for the most part through word-of-mouth, the boom can be bewildering to those who aren't immediately swept up. My first adult experience of this, aside from the rush towards Brazilians, was Eat, Pray, Love.
[Jezebel]
"The cops are watching the Internet... you are being federally investigated!" screamed Jessi Slaughter's father on this recording of a recent Tinychat session gone awry. The Internet's most famous 11-year-old is back—and it's ugly. Videos and more, inside.
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Ten British lads strip naked on a fishing trip and are videotaped by a nearby helicopter. It's barely a story, but you know the press can't contain themselves when there's occasion for penis puns. If only there were close ups.
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Everyone thinks that the fights and confrontations on the Real Housewives of New Jersey come out of nowhere, but they have all been foretold by a very powerful soothsayer. Come, have a look at an ancient, earth-shattering artifact. More »
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