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Looking for a new jiggity job? Legendary rappers Das EFX are apparently looking for a new miggity manager on criggity Craigslist New York (Location: Midtown). You can iggity email rapper Dray at his higgity Hotmail account directly.
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[Opponents of Proposition 8, which bans same-sex marriage in California, celebrate in front of the Phillip Burton Federal Building in San Francisco shortly after receiving the news that a judge ruled the law unconstitutional. Image via AP]
Ben Quayle, the son of Vice President Dan Quayle, is running for Congress in Arizona. Here, he announces that he and his wife Tiffany "are going to raise our family here." Awww. Those are his daughters, right? No? Wait, what?
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Ah, those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer! What better time to relax in a La-Z-Boy and gaze your favorite reality show? Join the craze—our commenter live blog of Top Chef is about to start! Hurrays!
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[Michelle Obama looked as gorgeous as ever while vacationing in Marbella, Spain today with daughter Sasha and a group of friends. Barack's gonna get even more gray hair worrying about those lusty Spanish men around town. Image via AP]
At least, that's what I assume is happening in this still image provided by CBS, in which the boy wonder touches a "corpse." His look of horror is so intense, you'd think his voice just cracked for the first time.
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In this chilling parody of the trailer for the upcoming Facebook movie The Social Network, we learn just how ruthless YouTube's founders were. They threw punches, made threats—even Keyboard Cat was in the line of fire.
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Below are two photos a tipster sent from outside the building that will be demolished for the "Ground Zero Mosque." CNN's set-up shows the building in the background. Fox's, yards away, gives the impression of being inGround Zero. Consider.
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Prop 8 was overturned today. The gay headlines from abroad weren't as cheerful. A Sudanese judge sentenced 19 men to a public flogging today after they were caught wearing women's clothing and "dancing in a womanly fashion" at a party.
A new survey of kids who got bachelor's degrees in journalism last year reveals that their average salary has stayed the same for the past three years: $0. Ha, no, it's $30k. For the 56% able to find jobs. [UGA]
The ruling is in on California's huge trial against Prop 8, the referendum that passed last year banning same sex marriage. The judge has ruled the ban... unconstitutional! More »
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. George Bush announced that he hated broccoli, and earned powerful enemies. Today: Michelle Obamaannounces that she and her husband hate beets.
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The onslaught of Lady Gaga has been fast and ubiquitous, and her Vanity Fair cover has the publicity machine working overtime. We love you, Gaga, but if you want to keep the love alive, you need to take a break.
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Today at Gawker.TV,Michael Cera talks about almost dying, Shaq gets dusted by Dale Earnhardt, Jr. while racing, a woman freaks out when a waitress flirts with her boyfriend, The Big C, previewed, and why Louie is better than Seinfeld.
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The Way We Live Now: giving it away, giving it away, giving it away now, in the words of Warren Buffett's favorite songsmiths. Billionaires are giving it back! Minus the cost of goats, art sales, and hedge fund taxes.
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Today's newest LeBron news: he's going to fix the housing market in the Miami area because so many people want to be nearer to his effervescence, witness spectacular basketball, and jump on and off the bandwagon as close to home as possible.
[Deadspin]
Three years after their music video about Barack Obama went viral, Amber Lee Ettinger and "I Got a Crush... on Obama" creator Ben Relles have managed to monetize their company. They sat down for an interview with Business Insider.
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Scores of women have invaded Ubud, Bali, looking to emulate Gilbert's enlightenment. Their expressions are serene; their caftans, expensive. But their beatific dollars aren't necessarily a good thing.
[Jezebel]
It's been more than 72 hours now since America's princess Chelsea Clintongot hitched, and you, the little people, are likely going into Chelsea withdrawal. Click through immediately for today's Chelsea news: real estate! Party time! And Jews!
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Dan Maes, a silly Republican running for Colorado governor, says that his potential Democratic challenger, Denver mayor John Hickenlooper, is "converting Denver into a United Nations community" via his efforts to promote bike-riding, which "could threaten our personal freedoms." Seriously.
Geoffrey Kemp was once Reagan's assistant for national security affairs and a National Security Council employee. Turns out he was also the FBI and State Department's prime suspect for leaking classified material to newspaper duo Robert Novak and Rowland Evans.
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In the last three years, the ranks of the American obese have grown by 2.4 million people. This, despite greater access to magical butt-toning shoes than ever before. If only there were another corporate behemoth to motivate us, technomagically?
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A public library in Burlington County, New Jersey has ordered all of the copies of Revolutionary Voices: A Multicultural Queer Youth Anthology removed from circulation, after a member of Glenn Beck's 9/12 Project complained about the book's content.
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where love is in the air — as well as bisexuality, Ecstasy, cheating, nannies, nose jobs and schwaggy weed smoke.
[Jezebel]
Rep. Anthony Weiner and Sen. Chuck Schumer are two of New York's loudest Democratic politicians. They love to opine on everything! Except, strangely, on the issue of the Ground Zero Mosque. Why such deafening silence from these two flappy-mouths?
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In your bursting Wednesday media column: Conde's hot young tech guy is the second coming, the future of the Conde Nast cafeteria considered, Dennis Publishing's burnout analyzed, News Corp's Rangers bid denied, and Time magazine's cover heavily touted.
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Jeffrey Epstein, the billionaire financier who the FBI believes molested around 40 underaged girls, was assisted by a prominent modeling agent and scout. Here's what we know about Jean Luc Brunel.
[Jezebel]
Your personal data is making Facebook insanely rich, and the social network would like you to know that: Facebook executives just told Bloomberg the company's advertising sales are exploding and that they plan to go on a big buying spree.
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For 12 years, Henrietta Leung drew a $200,000 annual salary at HSBC and Credit Suisse. Laid off during the recession, she's currently exploring a new career path: exposing herself in softly lit photographs. She enjoys it greatly.
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Making money in online media is tough. So we wish success to all most who try. However! This sweet and friendly Dan Lyons profile of PR man Dan Abrams calls for some gentle clarification.
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Today is Barack Obama's 49th birthday! Yesterday he told reporters that he's gotten a lot more gray hair in the past year. For his birthday, we decided to put together a photo comparison for him. Sweet of us, no?
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Conde Nast yesterday announced its plans to move its headquarters from Times Square to the new and improved World Trade Center. And today all you hear is Conde employees complaining about it. Are their complaints well-founded? Or are they yellow?
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