From an open letter to Montana Fishburne:
We have never met but my name is Craig Gross [founder of XXXchurch.com]. Over the last 8 years I have met a number of people who consume porn, make porn and star in porn. I wanted to first let you know that you are beautiful and that Jesus loves you regardless of what you do for work.God is not mad? What kind of God doesn't get mad at porn movies? You must be talking about a Spinozian God or something like that, right? A God who is everything to everyone. Well, fuck that. I want my God to be mad as hell—as mad as the father who was betrayed by that talentless tramp of a daughter. Some men are betrayed with a kiss, others by lots of fucking and sucking on video.I heard that you are considering getting into porn. The fact that porn is a multi-billion dollar a year industry speaks volumes. Seeing stars like Paris, Kim, Kendra and Pamela do this makes this look like this is an great opportunity to boost your career.
I don't know what you will end up doing but would love it if you would reconsider. I met a girl named Kristina a few years back after doing a few porns she said to me " i know God is mad at me but I will get back to him later…after I make a lot of money". I told her and will tell you that God is not mad at you if you decide to do porn, I just believe he has something better for you.
Hello Earth is presenting its Outdoor Trek production this weekend, doing the episode "The Naked Time."
Shows are Saturday, August 7, at 7:00 p.m. and Sunday, August 8, at 2:00 p.m. at Dr. Blanche Lavizzo Park (2100 S Jackson St, at the north end of the park by Yesler Way), and they're free.
It looks like fun!
This morning on Twitter, superstar Slog commenter Joe Szilagyi asked this question: “So what happens if the 9th [U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals] affirms the decision to toss Prop 8, but the Supremes decline to take it up?” After I retweeted the question, local politico Anne Martens replied, “Then the ruling of unconstitutional stands.”
Well, news broke a couple hours later that the the case was appealed to the 9th Circuit, thereby elevating the question of Prop 8’s future—and rights of same-sex partners—to the nation’s penultimate strata of justice (and drawing a path to possibly reach the Supreme Court). So indeed, what could happen now that Prop 8 has been declared unconstitutional by one federal court and two more courts have a stab at it?
I posed that question this afternoon to Jon Davidson, legal director of Lambda Legal, which has filed an amicus brief in the case and stands as one of the county’s strongest litigators on LGBT rights.
What the 9th Circuit Could Do:
Generally speaking, Davidson says, “If the 9th Circuit upholds the outcome, then Prop 8 would be struck down and same-sex couples could marry again in California, and the voters of California could not do anything about that in the future.”
In a more specific outcome—if the court rules using precisely the same reasoning as yesterday’s ruling from Justice Walker—Davidson continues, “then same sex couples would be allowed to marry in all nine states in the 9th Circuit, including Washington…. But the ruling would be only binding in the 9th circuit.”
That would be the best possible outcome for the gays (both in terms of more people getting marriage rights and also because Walker’s ruling was definitive in finding Prop 8 unconstitutional while debunking anti-gay myths). But it’s unlikely, Davidson says, because the 9th Circuit could be inclined to avoid a ruling that legalizes gay marriage in all nine states.
“They might say that we don’t have to decide if same-sex couples have a fundamental right to marry, and we don’t have to decide if it denies equal protection to deny them the right to marry in general,” Davidson explains. Instead the court could push for a more nuanced distinction between states based on their existing laws: “In a state like California, where the couples are given all the rights of marriage through domestic partnership, there is not a legitimate state reason to deny them the status and name of marriage,” he says. “They could say the only reason they are being denied that status and name is to single them out as different and unworthy of marriage—and the state cannot do that. But they would not decide whether or not a state might be required to allow same-sex marriage.”
“Depending on how narrow they rule, it could apply to just California, where there are 18,000 same-sex couples who are currently married," Davidson continues. "Or it could cover California, Oregon, Washington, and Nevada—which are states that [already] provide comprehensive partnership rights.”
In other words, it’s more likely the 9th Circuit court may decide that states can’t allow an unconstitutional separate-but-unequal distinction between domestic partnerships and marriage.
That sort of narrow ruling would create a couple potential advantages for the Supreme Court.
If the Supreme Court Refuses to Hear the Case:
This narrow ruling from the 9th Circuit sidesteps the big scary question of legalizing gay marriage, so the court could—to answer as Joe's questions gets to—let it stand. “Depending on how they rule, the Supreme Court might be less interested in hearing the case," Davidson says. "In a ruling that just concerns California only, where the couples can already get the legal rights of marriage, it raises a less broad issue.”
So if the Supreme Court refuses to take it, Washington could be in a very good position to benefit from legal gay marriage because we already have a compressive domestic-partnership program on the books.
After the jump: What could happen if the Supremes take the case.
But things get interesting when McFarlane's comic-creating buddy Erik Larsen jumps into the fray, as Comics Alliance reports:
But when considering his response, it's worth noting another comment Larsen made earlier in the case on the Image message boards, where he specifically blames the the presence of women on the jury for the previous ruling:
it seems patently unfair that Neil could claim ownership of "Spawn on a horse" much less that an all woman jury, charmed by his English accent and sad story would award him that.
Because heaven knows you can't trust women to make a judgment in a case when one of the litigants is so fucking sexy.
Ouch:
The Seattle Times editorial board takes the unusual step of endorsing two challengers to U.S. Rep. Dave Reichert, who is seeking a fourth term in the district spanning eastern King and Pierce counties.We do not do so lightly. Former Microsoft executive and Democrat Suzan DelBene and Tim Dillon, a Republican and member of the Yarrow Point Town Council, demonstrate a depth of knowledge and have compelling ideas.
On issues ranging from the wars to the economy, three-term Republican incumbent Reichert is unstudied and comes up short. After six years in office, this is unacceptable.
Not only unstudied, he's stupid:
Reichert opposed financial reform, but was unable to explain what he did or did not like about the legislation. The 8th District deserves someone who is faster on their feet.
It'll be interesting to see who they go for in the general election. But, either way, it looks like the Seattle Times' romance with Riechert just had a bitter and abrupt end. And the paper might actually have some sway out there in the 8th District.
Galleycat has a list of negative book review cliches:
1. "cardboard characters"
2. "thin plot"
3. "cookie-cutter characters"
4. "the book falls apart at the end"
5. "I just didn't *care* about the characters."
Readers added more criticism cliches in the comments, including the critic reporting that he or she threw the book across the room. I totally agree with that one. There are so many books being thrown across the room on book blogs these days that I can't help but imagine a book-critic Olympics involving a book shot put competition. Writing negative book reviews can be awfully fun, but if you employ one of these cliches in your review, you're messing up your own case even as you make it.
Play it here.
Make of that what you will. (Annie Wagner has called her a "cipher".) But, for what it's worth, it will be the first time the Supremes have ever had three ladies on the bench.
Let's hear it for the tres Marias!
An explanation: "Tres Marias" is a phrase they used to say in the Catalan town where I used to live—it refers to any women who come as a trio: sisters, best friends, whatever. The above link is a song by an expatriate from Seattle, Lou Hevly, who's been living in that Catalan town (called Manresa) for decades, playing and recording songs in his Mediterranean hobbit-hole, usually while he's waiting for his dinner to finish cooking. I've been waiting for an excuse, however weak, to post one of his songs for years. Now, hopefully someone who knows more about law than I do will post some analysis.
Your buggy, crashy, bloated, auto-formatting, has-a-life-and-death-of-its-own program sucks. In the future, I will be etching my Slog drafts into stone tablets to save time.
The mad geniuses at film studio The Asylum are bringing you what could be their most audacious film yet. Here is the trailer for Titanic II:
"Looks like history is repeating itself." The only way this movie could be any more awesome is if they somehow got Kate Winslet to appear naked in it.
"In response to the open approach and dialogue of Mayor McGinn and his Office, the Nickelodeons have decided to stay on the path of negotiation and discussion until adverse weather sets in," reads the Nickelsville press release. It also states that the church "has allowed us to use their vacant lot until Monday. At that time the Nickelodeons will move to their last temporary site, location to be announced."
The group is issuing a not-so-subtle ultimatum to the mayor to help find them a permanent site. If he doesn't, the encampment seems prepared to take matters into their own hands. "We've scouted several permanent sites of our own," says Nickelsville spokeswoman Peggy Hotes. "But we'd like to work in good faith with the mayor, and we will for as long as we can."
Meanwhile, Aaron Pickus, spokesman for the mayor, finally confirms that, "The mayor’s office was looking at possible places that city property could be utilized for an encampment." But Pickus won't speak to whether any of these unspecified sites, such a rumored site in Georgetown, will be Nickelsville's new permanent home (or even a semi-permanent one). Instead, he says, "We're assembling a citizen review panel to explore the feasibility of that... It'll be their job to see if the idea of using city property for an encampment for a defined period of time is the best path forward."
...the United States Postal Service somehow managed to lose 3.5 billion dollars in its fiscal third quarter. For some reason, the USPS continues to think that cutting one more day of service a week would somehow make them relevant again.
A couple more images from The Long Walk, which was like a decision made by the King of Belgium.
A free hot dog with cheese? Here is where you may locate such a hot dog, between 5 and 6 p.m. today.
Vegans: Here is a place where you cannot get a free hot dog, but you can eat everything, get drunk, and have fun.
I'm sitting here reading the news—and posting to Slog just to annoy the boyfriend—and I'm just wondering: Am I the only person listening to the feds claim that Gulf seafood is safe to eat—oil all gone! toxic dispersants all dispersed!—who's thinking about how the feds told us that the air around Ground Zero was safe to breathe in the days and weeks after 9/11?
Hope not.
And, Lindy, loving the Tom Leher clips. My mother had me singing along to Tom Leher with her before I was five. Personal favorite: "When You Are Old and Gray" and "The Masochism Tango."
Brian McGuigan at the Hugo House responded with a post where he agrees with Cienna on many issues save for two: He believes in starting shows a little late, blaming Seattle for the casual start times; and he thinks readings should start with the most inexperienced reader and then move up, skill-wise, until finally you come to the grand finale.
In this week's Constant Reader, I lay out some rules of my own, after discussing a couple of entertaining readings I attended last week:
Both readings were worth the audience's time, even though each clocked in at well over two hours (and, to be fair, compared to many other readings I've attended, they were positively breezy). But organizers of future readings should be advised that "worth the audience's time" is not the ideal goal when putting a reading together. Group readings should run no longer than one hour and 20 minutes, shooting ideally for the hour mark. It goes without saying that all the readers should have practiced their pieces to the brink of nausea in the weeks before the show, trimming material liberally all the while. And, really: no intermissions, please. After an overlong first half, your audience can be forgiven for fantasizing about fleeing the scene halfway through. The goal, as with any showbiz pursuit, should be to leave them wanting more. That way, people will be more inclined to stick around after the show and get down to what really matters: the drinking.
Here's what I think: Brian's suggestion that readings always start late seems to only apply to the Hugo House. Virtually every other venue I attend—University Book Store, Elliott Bay Book Company, Night School at the Sorrento—starts their readings right on time. It seems to be less of a cultural issue and more of an institutional one to me. And with group readings, I believe that mixing the more experienced readers with the less experienced readers makes for a better performance, although I think you should end with your best reader. Unless you feature a band, your reading is never going to be a rock show, and rock show rules shouldn't apply. At readings, the crowds are more polite—I disagree with Cienna about heckling; I think heckling has no place in a reading, unless you're at a slam—the setting is going to be quieter, and you should appreciate your audience's patience and attention, instead of challenging it.
Here's the art going up on one of the walls of the Capitol Hill Light Rail Station construction site, in a couple of pictures I shot yesterday while walking by. (The artist names include Baso Fibonacci and someone named Zach, but I don't know more than that yet.)
It's not going to change the world, but at least this Tetris/tropicalia is not glorified advertising.
Related: How Lower Manhattan deals with "construction fatigue" (hint: it includes the words "Artful Whimsy"), from earlier Slog tipper Maggie.
...Barack Obama's Harriet Miers just got confirmed to the Supreme Court.
The ladies are in agreement: Elisabeth Hasselbeck's husband would never cheat on her, Joy Behar's husband would never cheat on her, "agreements" are only for men because no woman ever wants to have sex with anyone other than her husband, and everyone who got divorced in the 1970s was involved in an open relationship in the 1960s.
In about fifteen minutes, I'll be on KUOW's The Conversation to discuss this article from Slate about how books can instantly change your perception of a human being.
This is a delicate matter. I can already hear some readers turning the page (perhaps a Kindle "page"), muttering that only an elitist jerk picks friends or lovers based on what they can be seen reading. Well, maybe. This essay is for the rest of you, the ones who freely admit to having been seduced by a serendipitous volume of Jamaica Kincaid's Annie John glimpsed on a potential girlfriend's living-room shelf or by a spine-broken copy of Robert Lowell sitting atop that boy's nightstand. Maybe that was your first time in the apartment, you had been reluctant to go, and now you wanted to linger a while …
If you're into that kind of thing, you know where you can find me.
"My wife wouldn't let me get one unless I was highly visible," says Gus, who was parked outside our offices a moment ago. His helmet is plated with a golden dinner mat, red blossom, and tiny plastic monkey. The scooter, of course, is bedecked to hell and back with the kind of frayed plastic flowers you see marking the sites of highway fatalities. But Gus says he's never been in an accident, although "I had to beat a guy up once for taking issue with my bike. It just had to be done."
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Nobody that's who! Watch that boy jump for joy. Happy, happy, joy...
Opening at Tether Gallery (Occidental and Jackson) tonight, this is the latest project by Daniel Smith, the design genius behind the Seattle-Havana, Seattle-Tehran, and Seattle-Moscow Bumbershoot poster shows.
Thunderbitch is a whole history of Northwest music, from the 1960s to today, told in designs by women artists. There's an awesome gallery of images from each decade here.
The interesting part of this class for me was professor Buckner continually talking about how “our government has run at a loss for 16 of the last 20 years.” He doesn't mention which president was responsible for balancing the budget, and I'm willing to bet that Beck U students will just naturally assume that good ol' business-minded George W. Bush was the financial genius.
Buckner tells about his conversation with a Canadian. He asked her who pays for her health care. The Canadian, who must be kind of an idiot, responds, "Nobody! It's free!" Buckner proceeds to argue with the Canadian dolt, saying "What about those who never have children, or are never sick? Should others pay for goods and services meant for someone else?” To hear him tell it, the Canadian basically renounces single-payer health care on the spot as a horrible evil when she discovers she's paying for it out of her taxes, as opposed to out of massive premiums that go to a health care provider's profit margin. (And this is another ridiculous premise. What if you have a house fire, Professor Buckner? Why should my taxes pay for firefighters who have never once put out a fire at my house?)
Buckner is a moral absolutist. I'm not even going to get into his mini-rant about how the minimum wage is a horrible idea. He refuses to argue with specific examples, instead launching from the idea that profits are the only recognizable good in his universe, and taxes are the worst kind of evil. There's nothing you can argue with there; it'd be like kickboxing the wind.
Sigh.
At least the post-class chatroom comments were entertaining:
[Comment From Michael in Vermont: ]
this is a great program... I'm getting tought by a real college profeser.
[Comment From Guest: ]
Man, even I can understand this. Great class
[Comment From Newtie and the Beauty: ]
Prof Buckner, what would be the benefits and drawbacks to repealing Minimum Wage laws?
Buckner:
Removing the minimum wage would allow the markets to move with supply and demand. It would remove the black market and allow incentives to drive real business markets.
[Comment From DiAnn: ]
These principles are so simple, and FACTS don't lie, then why do the Government officials DENY these simple truths???
[Comment From Su: ]
My favorite word is: Beck U!