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Check out this HIGHlarious animated video of Snooki courtesy of Taiwan!

LOVES it!

As we previously mentioned, Glee creator Ryan Murphy landed a HUGE development deal with 20th Century Fox, which gives him the option to put Glee on Broadway.

And it may actually happen!

Murphy is not short on offers. Sony's co-chairwoman Amy Pascal said, "I'll do anything Ryan wants." He is even in consideration to direct the feature film adaptation of Wicked.

No timeline has been given for a Broadway production of Glee, but it should happen before his four-year contract is up with Fox.

And we're sure it'll make him a very rich man! Go for it, bb.

What is the purpose of that?!

Charlie Sheen kept a fake ID in his wallet and that's the one he gave to police when he was arrested after the Christmas Day incident with his wife Brooke Mueller last year!

Sheen reportedly told the cop:

"It's fake, I had it made from someone on the set after I lost the real one."

The cop confiscated the license, but he wasn't charged for possessing the fake California ID even though it's illegal.

WTF?

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Where's the love, boy?!

Kanye West's Twitter is quickly becoming one of the biggest pages on the site! But while he may have 500K+ followers, he only had one person in the universe that he was following.

Except not so much anymore!

This morning, when we went to see what gem Kanye might have left behind over the weekend, we noticed a big, fat zero hanging out on his page in the "following" section.

We have to assume this means Kanye deleted it! But why Kanye….WHY?!?!?

It's kind of surreal to think it has only been two months since Christina Aguilera released her fourth album, Bionic. What's truly baffling is that, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, her people still believe it can do well commercially.

We never hear the Bionic songs on the radio. We don't know anyone who was particularly thrilled with the videos. And, quite frankly, Xtina hasn't said word one about the album since it's release and there are rumors - unsubstantiated right now - that RCA is ready to drop her ass! So shouldn't we all just put the thing to rest and move on?

Aguilera's manager says "No!"

Irving Azoff took to his Twitter to announce that though the album hasn't had any kind of real success, "no one is giving up on Bionic", especially not RCA or Christina. According to him, Christina has a nice long-term contract with the label that isn't going anywhere and her absence from promotion is due to the fact that she is completely focused on working on new music for her upcoming film Burlesque.

Wait. Doesn't that mean that she is giving up on Bionic?

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Ugh, he's a mess!

A Perezcious reader has a not so Perezcious encounter with Andy Dick on Sunday night. While attempting to get into XIV on Sunset, Andy was stopped at the door. They refused to let him in.

Dick was escorted by a young lady, who he claimed was an executive producer for a movie they were making about his life. He accepted defeat and asked our devoted reader and her friend to take them to the Rainbow Room. In transit, Andy fell all over these two lovely ladies, kissing one's neck and grazing the others' tittays.

The group ended up at Bar Marmont and once again, they almost did not let Andy in. The bar refused to serve him anything but water, so Dick and his "producer" left.

Remember when he was just a really funny TV actor?! Hope he lives to see that happen again.

Head to rehab, bb.

Oh, sure, honey!

Laurence Fishburne's porn star daughter Montana Fishburne was supposedly busted for prostitution last year, but she says that isn't true.

"No, I have a trespassing conviction but not hooking. I have a trespassing charge from November, that's what it was for. Trespassing."

We're not buying it!

What do U think?

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