Sounds creepy!

J.J. Abrams and his production company Bad Robot have a new pitch for a movie and it could be really good!

The idea is to have two teens at a party play "7 Minutes in Heaven" and when they come back out of the closet, everyone else in the house is dead!

Scary!

What do U think?

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A Miami federal judge has decided to permit Kanye West the option of not attending a mediation session with Marion "Suge" Knight to resolve the lawsuit filed against him.

You remember - about five years ago, someone shot Suge in the leg at Kanye's house during a party. Since the shooter was never identified, Suge naturally is suing Kanye for a million $$$. Makes perfect sense, right?

Anyway, instead of coming in person, Kanye can just phone into the session from another location. Kanye's reps say this is necessary as the rapper won't be able to be there personally due to some long-standing business commitments outside the U.S.

What's another million bucks, Kanye? Just pay the man so you don't have to be interrupted while you are enjoying the French Rivera or wherever the hell your "business" is taking you?

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How would you like to be inspired to write a masterpiece novel?

For the low, low price of $1,000,000, you can bid on J.D. Salinger’s toilet, which he may very well have sat on while writing his classic Catcher in the Rye. Gotta love Ebay!

Here’s what the listing says about this must-bid item:

When he died, his wife inherited all of his manuscripts with plans to eventually release some of them! Who knows how many of these stories were thought up and written while Salinger sat on this throne!

This vintage toilet is from 1962 and is dated under the lid. It will come to you uncleaned and in it's original condition when it was removed from Salinger's old home!

We’ll have to give this some thought. Admittedly, a million dollars isn’t what we’re accustomed to paying for a toilet, BUT they are offering free shipping. Definitely something to think about.

Will U bid on J.D. Salinger’s toilet?

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As if the opinion of a 17-year-old with a chip on her shoulder matters!

In an interview with Spin, Taylor Momsen reveals that she is protective of the word "rock" and not everyone can live up to the label.

"People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Now Rihanna's wearing fuckin' leather jackets, and it's really annoying," said Taylor.

Ha. Guess Momsen's attempts are effortless. Such a poser genuine girl!

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At least it's not the prostitution whore!

The Real Housewives' Of New Jersey's Caroline Manzo and Teresa Giudice were snapped leaving Katsuya in Hollywood, basking in their reality show fame.

For Teresa's sake, we hope somebody else picked up the tab!

And Caroline is looking great! Good for you, 'bb!

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Somewhere at PETA headquarters, they are putting Ted Nugent's name in a Burn Book.

Aging rocker, reality star and hunting enthusiast Ted Nugent was fined $1,750 after pleading no contest to charges of using illegal methods to kill a young dear on his reality show, Spirit of The Wild.

While taping his Outdoor Channel series, Ted was caught baiting and killing a spike buck with a bow and arrow. The California Department of Fish and Game explain that this is illegal due to the size of the animal. It is considered much too small for hunting.

Somehow, we don't think Ted had too much remorse for Bambi. Good to know though how much a young deer's life is worth to some people!

P.S. - Who else thinks that despite it being on a channel we have never heard of before, Ted's show still gets better ratings that Mushy's Beautiful People ever did? Anyone?

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While shooting Hawaii Five-0, actor Scott Caan flew back to El Lay to have surgery on a serious knee injury.

He tore his ACL while filming a stunt for the action show. The operation was an outpatient procedure and the shooting schedule have been rearranged to accommodate the star.

Caan, who plays "Danno" Williams (aka Detective Steve McGarrett's right hand), will be able to work with the injury.

"Yes, his injury will be noted in the story line," said a CBS spokesperson. "Partnering with someone like Steve McGarett, you're bound to get a few bumps and bruises."

Filming will resume as soon as this week.

Be careful, honey.

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Standard procedure in Hollywood.

Prior to tying the knot with hockey player Mike Comrie, Hilary Duff signed a prenup.

Comrie is the son of the founder of a Canadian appliance and furniture empire worth an estimated $500 million.

According to an insider report:

"It was a totally amicable agreement. They love each other very much and knew this was just a technicality."

Comrie’s fortune isn’t breaking news by any means, as he never hesitated to splurge on gifts for Hilary while dating. For her 20th birthday he got her a Mercedes-Benz G-Class SUV, and her engagement ring is reportedly worth $1 million.

Classic. Nothing says “I love you” like an SUV.

Hang on to that boy, Duffy, and hang on to that rock on your hand!

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