Friday, August 31, 2007

Larry Craig, meet Avenue Q


This is funny. Craig should watch it before his speech tomorrow:

Hat tip, Michael Jensen at AfterElton.

Also, check out Jean Carnahan's "Words for Lusty Larry" on the Craig affair over at Huffington Post. Love her:
The next time you're in a public place and some politician peers into your eyes, broadens his stance, taps for your attention, and begins spouting "family values" rhetoric, run for the nearest exit.
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Wedding bells rang in Iowa today -- for one couple anyway


Same sex wedding bells for one newly married couple in Iowa. TowleRoad has pictures of the happy and historic couple. But, of course, the fun has ended. The County Attorney, John Sarcone, freaked out so that's over for now:
Two men sealed the state's first legal same-sex marriage with a kiss Friday morning, less than 24 hours after a judge threw out Iowa's ban on gay marriage and about two hours before he put that ruling on hold.

It was a narrow window of opportunity.

Polk County Judge Robert Hanson temporarily cleared the way for same-sex couples across the state to apply for marriage licenses in the county when he ruled Thursday that Iowa's 1998 Defense of Marriage Act, which allowed marriage only between a man and a woman, violated the constitutional rights of due process and equal protection of six gay couples who had sued.

County attorney John Sarcone promised a quick appeal and asked Hanson to stay his ruling until that appeal was resolved.
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Cliff's Corner


The Week That Was 8/31/2007

Another week. More preposterousness to report.

I am not gay. I never have been gay. I was only getting a massage from those "Central American" hookers. I was only massaging my mistress, not choking her. I was only attracted to those pages because I am an alcoholic.

Is this a political party or the left-over members of Heaven's Gate who weren't beamed up to Scotty (calm down Larry, that is only an expression)? I mean, are you kidding me? Really, are you kidding me?

These guys talk about family values like they live in a "Leave It To Beaver" world, when really, they would have to pay for either beaver or Beaver, if not lucky enough to catch him while in the john.

Wow, I even learned some new things about the GOP this week. For example, it seems they have to be proficient at tapping to get any illicit action. If so, then they are the party of Fred Astaire.

I also learned that some hearty-whoring, a seemingly weekly-to-monthly engagement for David Vitter, is not treated like a potential bathroom boinking for a man who has apparently been crossing light sabers with other Y-chromes at Union Station for a quarter century now.

Moral, or lack thereof: Sex with anonymous women for pay: Good. Sex with anonymous men through hand signal: Bad--yet, much like with Mark Foley, only when discovered by the media.

Can Rep. Frank Wolf stop fighting the War On Porn? It may be the only thing saving the GOP from giving in and holding one big group orgy. Read More......

BREAKING: AP now reporting that Craig Will Resign Tomorrow


That what CNN says the Associated Press is reporting. Here's the word from AP via IdahoStatesman.com:
Idaho Republican Sen. Larry Craig will announce Saturday he will resign from the Senate amid a furor over his arrest and guilty plea in a police sex sting in an airport men’s room, Republican officials said Friday.

Craig's communications director Dan Whiting told the Idaho Statesman, "I won't say either way."
6:57 PM The article above has been UPDATED with these lines:
The Idaho Statesman independently confirmed the report.

Craig's office declined to confirm or deny a resignation.
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Larry Craig will announce his plans tomorrow


Apparently, with Tony Snow and John Warner, there have already been too many high-profile GOP resignation announcements today. CNN just told me that Larry Craig will be announcing his plans tomorrow.

From the Idaho Statesman:
Sen. Larry Craig plans to make an announcement Saturday about his future.

"We haven't quite scheduled anything, but we're looking at doing something tomorrow," said Craig's spokesman Sid Smith. "We haven't set a time or place yet."
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Pentagon rigs the numbers


It's deplorable mendacity like this that reminds me it was the right decision to resign from the Department of Defense. There's literally nothing I can say or add to improve upon Ilan's commentary, so click through and check it out. Read More......

Glenn Greenwald on Vitter, Craig and the conservative moralists


It's nice that Glenn makes it easy for me to go out of town (I'm in NYC visiting family). No need for additional keystrokes from me when you can read his column, Forcing Larry Craig's resignation while embracing David Vitter; it scorches the GOP and professional Beltway "Christians." A snippet:
The only kind of "morality" that this movement knows or embraces is politically exploitative, cost-free morality. That is why the national Republican Party rails endlessly against homosexuality and is virtually mute about divorce and adultery: because anti-gay moralism costs virtually all of its supporters nothing (since that is a moral prohibition that does not constrain them), while heterosexual moral deviations -- from divorce to adultery to sex outside of marriage -- are rampant among the Values Voters faithful and thus removed from the realm of condemnation. Hence we have scads of people sitting around opposing same-sex marriage because of their professed belief in "Traditional Marriage" while their "third husbands" and multiple step-children and live-in girlfriends sit next to them on the couch.

... It goes without saying that no gay candidate would stand a chance of receiving the presidential nomination from the party that stands for Traditional Marriage. And indeed, the Idaho Family Values Association (entitled to great respect), in the wake of the Craig scandal, just called -- explicitly -- for the Republican Party to purge all gay politicians from the party:
The Party, in the wake of the Mark Foley incident in particular, can no longer straddle the fence on the issue of homosexual behavior. Even setting Senator Craig's situation aside, the Party should regard participation in the self-destructive homosexual lifestyle as incompatible with public service on behalf of the GOP.
But they would never call for the exclusion from the Party of political figures who dumped their wives and are on their "second marriage" or "third marriage" -- actions at least equally deviant from principles of "traditional marriage" as anything Sen. Craig did and which wreck the lives of Our Children far more -- because so many of their pious supporters engage in the same behavior, as Idaho's traditionally high divorce rates (.pdf) demonstrate.
And don't forget, there was much said in the bible about adultery and divorce, a tome the Right frequently drags out to beat gays with. And what about the whole shebang about wearing mixed fibers and eating shellfish? Oh, yeah, that doesn't matter either with that crowd. Read More......

Virginia's John Warner is retiring from the Senate


An open seat in Virginia. John Warner just announced he's retiring.

That smarmy, fake moderate Congressman Tom Davis has wanted this seat for a long time. The right wing conservatives in the GOP will fight him every step of the way. Bring on the GOP fratricide.

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GOP to Craig: Don't let the door hit you on the way out


The Republicans already have a replacement picked for Larry Craig. They seem to think his resignation is just a matter of time:
Idaho Gov. Butch Otter already appears to have settled on a successor — Lt. Gov. Jim Risch — Republican officials in Idaho said today.

Risch served for seven months as governor last year after former Gov. Dirk Kempthorne was named Interior Secretary. Risch had said earlier he was interested in Craig’s Senate seat if Craig did not seek re-election in 2008.
Mitch McConnell also reports several of Craig's colleagues want him to resign:
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell today called Craig’s conduct “unforgivable” and acknowledged that many in his caucus believe Craig should resign.

“We have acted promptly to begin the process of dealing with this conduct,” McConnell said. “We will see what happens in the coming days.”
The Republicans are getting might sanctimonious about Craig. Just wondering what David Vitter and Ted Stavens have to say? What about Lindsey Graham?

The GOP loves to release bad news late on the Friday of a long holiday weekend. What a coincidence. Read More......

Tony Snow makes it official. He's quitting as on 9/14. Perino will take over.


Today is Karl Rove's last day in the Bush administration. Finally. CNN just reported that spinmeister Tony Snow's last day will be September 14th. Dana Perino is taking over as White House Press Secretary. She's a disaster.
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Spinning members of Congress in Baghdad: Lobster tortellini, cheat sheets and children's cartoons


The Bush administration has been in full campaign mode over the Iraq war since it started. They've put enormous time and resources into messaging the war, not so much into a strategy to extricate the U.S. from the quagmire. Over the past week, there have been several article demonstrating the public relations push the Bush team made with members of Congress visiting Iraq this summer:
On a Sunday morning in early August, just hours after Congress had recessed for the summer, Representative Jan Schakowsky and five of her colleagues boarded a military jet at Andrews Air Force Base. Three flights and a Black Hawk helicopter ride later, they were lunching on asparagus soup and lobster tortellini at the home of Ambassador Ryan C. Crocker in Baghdad.
Somehow, lobster tortellini isn't the first thing I would expect in Baghdad. But, it's all part of the show.

Today, the Washington Post reports that soldiers meeting with members of Congress were giving cheat sheets described as "a thumbnail biography, distributed before each of the congressmen's meetings in Baghdad, which let meeting participants such as that soldier know where each of the lawmakers stands on the war." Let's face it. That's the kind of info needed to lobby members of Congress. One more time, the Bush administration was using troops for their own political purposes. The Post piece gave insight into just how contrived the visits are:
Brief, choreographed and carefully controlled, the codels (short for congressional delegations) often have showed only what the Pentagon and the Bush administration have wanted the lawmakers to see. At one point, as Moran, Tauscher and Rep. Jon Porter (R-Nev.) were heading to lunch in the fortified Green Zone, an American urgently tried to get their attention, apparently to voice concerns about the war effort, the participants said. Security whisked the man away before he could make his point.

Tauscher called it "the Green Zone fog."

"Spin City," Moran grumbled. "The Iraqis and the Americans were all singing from the same song sheet, and it was deliberately manipulated."

But even such tight control could not always filter out the bizarre world inside the barricades. At one point, the three were trying to discuss the state of Iraqi security forces with Iraq's national security adviser, Mowaffak al-Rubaie, but the large, flat-panel television set facing the official proved to be a distraction. Rubaie was watching children's cartoons.

When Moran asked him to turn it off, Rubaie protested with a laugh and said, "But this is my favorite television show," Moran recalled.

Porter confirmed the incident, although he tried to paint the scene in the best light, noting that at least they had electricity.
You can't make this stuff up, although the Bush administration makes stuff up about Iraq all the time. Read More......

Everything Is Great In Iraq, Just Ask Bush's People


In this morning's Washington Post, Michael Gerson, Bush's former speechwriter, breathlessly proclaims the surge a success, and that the debate about Iraq has changed:
During their summer vacation, Americans discovered that Gen. David Petraeus doesn't take one. And his energy and urgency have shifted the Iraq debate in some fundamental ways.

A few months ago, it was the received wisdom that Iraq was in the midst of a rapidly escalating civil war. That claim is no longer plausible.

While the level of violence is still unacceptably high, the surge has disrupted the cycle of escalation and proved that progress is possible. Lt. Gen. Ray Odierno's briefing this month was an antidote to pessimism. "Total attacks," he said, "are at their lowest levels since August of 2006." Some of the most violent and lawless regions of Iraq, such as Anbar and Diyala, have been stabilized with the cooperation of local Sunni leaders who have turned against al-Qaeda thuggery. Insurgents are being pushed out of population centers and then targeted in further operations. Sectarian murders in Baghdad have gone down by more than 50 percent in a few months, reaching their lowest levels since the Samarra mosque bombing. And new sectarian provocations -- such as the al-Qaeda bombings in Nineveh -- have not resulted in the usual spiral of revenge murders
You see, everything in Iraq is hunky-dory. We are on our way to winning. How could anybody doubt these optimistic asessments? Oh yeah, this report from yesterday:
Iraq has failed to meet all but three of 18 congressionally mandated benchmarks for political and military progress, according to a draft of a Government Accountability Office report. The document questions whether some aspects of a more positive assessment by the White House last month adequately reflected the range of views the GAO found within the administration.

The strikingly negative GAO draft, which will be delivered to Congress in final form on Tuesday, comes as the White House prepares to deliver its own new benchmark report in the second week of September, along with congressional testimony from Army Gen. David H. Petraeus, the top U.S. commander in Iraq, and Ambassador Ryan C. Crocker. They are expected to describe significant security improvements and offer at least some promise for political reconciliation in Iraq.
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Fantasy candidate Thompson jumps into the GOP clown car


Finally, presidential semi-wannabe, former Tennesee senator and Law & Order actor Fred Thompson has hailed the GOP clown car to pick him up. The man hailed by the Freeper set as the next Ronald Reagan is going to announce his bid via webcast next week.
"I believe that there are millions of Americans who know that our security and prosperity are at risk if we don't address the challenges of our time," Thompson said in a statement.

The formal announcement will come in a webcast on September 6, followed by a tour of Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina. A second leg will hit Florida and wind up at home in Lawrenceburg, Tennessee, on September 15.

"We enter this campaign in a strong position," said campaign manager Bill Lacy. "Fred is consistently near the top in the polls, and conservatives across the country have put together the closest thing to a draft in recent presidential campaign history in an effort to bring about this day."

But Thompson's long-delayed formal entry had made some supporters anxious and sparked complaints he was violating Federal Election Commission laws by running a shadow campaign.
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Friday Morning Open Thread


Another slow news week in August winds down.

What are you hearing?

Update at 8:04 a.m.: CNN reporting that Larry Craig "is likely to step down." There are "highly sensitive" discussions taking place among GOP leaders. (Republicans should be used to these highly sensitive discussions about wayward GOPers). Dana Bash is hearing that Craig will resign "perhaps, perhaps as early as today." Read More......

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