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As pothead walks down the
road, a genie appears in front of him. "I'll grant you two wishes," says the genie.
The pothead replies, "I want a never ending joint."
The genie says, "As you wish," and gives him the joint.
The...
The pothead replies, "I want a never ending joint."
The genie says, "As you wish," and gives him the joint.
The...
posted December 1, 2008
Jokes Tagged:
drugs (197)
Let me just say --
drugs do not make you cool. It's the people that you do them with that make you cool.
posted February 9, 2006
Jokes Tagged:
drugs (197), Prescott Tolk (3)
For people that don't smoke
pot, there's very little difference in behavior between when you're stoned and when you're not. Really there's only one difference: when you're stoned, you forget to say, 'Excuse me, I'm about to change the subject.'
posted February 24, 1992
Jokes Tagged:
drugs (197), Jonathan Solomon (6)
For years and years, Arj
Barker was high on life, but eventually, I built up a tolerance.
posted September 21, 2000
Jokes Tagged:
drugs (197), Arj Barker (39)
The whole first week, I
thought I was psychic. I thought I had new powers all of a sudden, you know. I'd be like, 'Where are my keys? Oh, they're in my pocket.' How did I know that? Oh my gosh!
posted January 7, 2001
Jokes Tagged:
drugs (197), Nick Swardson (20)
Let me ask you this
rhetorically -- which means don't answer me when I ask it: would crack be so bad, and would people think so harshly of crack, if it were called 'crackle'?
posted March 13, 2002
Jokes Tagged:
drugs (197), Paul F. Tompkins (19)
Everybody loves pot brownies. But
I bring crystal meth cupcakes to a party, suddenly I'm the weirdo.
posted October 11, 2009
Jokes Tagged:
drugs (197), Nick Swardson (20)
Crystal meth's a good drug
if you need to walk to St. Louis one weekend.
posted January 11, 2010
Jokes Tagged:
drugs (197), Artie Lange (8)
Don't do drugs; don't do
it -- especially heroin. Heroin's like having oral sex and, at the same time, a puppy's licking your face. You don't want that.
posted April 23, 2010
Jokes Tagged:
drugs (197), Mike Destefano (15)
Two young guys appear in
court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince...
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince...
posted December 1, 2008
Jokes Tagged:
laws (219), drugs (197)
