Although he's bared it all for Playgirl and subjected himself to mass humiliation while running his mouth, the only thing Levi Johnston regrets is apologizing to Sarah Palin.

Levi said:

"I don't really regret anything. But the only thing I wish I wouldn't have done is to put out that apology [to Palin and the Palin family]. Cause it kind of makes me sound like a liar. And I've never lied about anything. So that's probably the only thing. The rest of the stuff I can live with. That was something I did to make my fiancée happy."

Yet, Levi just wants to be a better leader than Sarah in his run for Wasilla mayor.

"I can't guarantee or promise you anything but I'm gonna try… That's the goal," he added. "If we do win, I'm going to have to give up Hollywood for three years."

You promise?! It makes us want back his campaign.

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"This crazy little party girl who loves to enjoy life actually has a purpose. So, that's really the core of why I've survived so many years and I can go and I can fall down and I can get back up. Why? Because I know why I'm here. That's the question that a lot of people need to answer when they do fall is, 'Why am I here?' If you can answer that question, you'll be able to dust yourself off and shine like a phoenix out of ashes."

- Michelle Rodriguez, on her Machete costar, Lindsay Lohan

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Relax! The man has standards, but he is not fool enough to cancel bringing the franchise to America. (His seat's already been given up on American Idol)

Sources are confirming that Simon Cowell has scrapped the X Factor episode that was slated to air tomorrow. Apparently, after tireless hours spent editing, the show just wasn't up to Simon's high standards.

Therefore, he's ordered that the shows be swapped, airing the episode meant for September 4 instead. According to sources, Simon is asking his people and his audience to trust his judgement on this one. Considering the amount of scandal around the show as of late, we really hope he knows what he is doing!

But now we're sort of intrigued to know what was so awful about the show that was suppose to air.

Give us some deets, Simon!!!

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Uh-oh! We hope this isn't true!

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills is the latest to blast pint-sized pop star Justin Bieber for his alleged diva-tude, and claims that he has quite the ego!

He reveals:

"Seriously, someone needs to have a word with him. He's a precocious little brat."

And he's sticking to what he says, despite the ravanous Bieber fans already descending on him like a pack of irrational, prepubescent wolves!

He writes via Twitter:

"I may have called Justin bieber a brat in today's metro! Just my experience of him,sorry.. Getting few angry messages!"

Ouch! He must have really had an awful experience!

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Well, good for him!

The judge overseeing Chris Brown's felony abuse case said that he is doing a "great job" following the terms of his probation.

He has been attending all of his court-ordered domestic violence counseling sessions and "working consistently" towards completion of his community labor.

His next progress report is November 18.

We hate to admit it, but Lindsanity could learn a lesson or two from him!

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What revengeful TV star was was fired back in 2007 from Abercrombie and Fitch in Valencia for "theft"? Not to mention, effing another manager while on the clock who had a 2 year old son!

Oh no!

Whoopi Goldberg has cut her run on the West End production of Sister Act short after her mother suffered a stroke yesterday. Producers of the show say that Whoopi flew back stateside early this morning after hearing about her mother's illness and offered this sentiment to Whoopi:

"The thoughts and sincere best wishes of the producers and the entire 'Sister Act' company are with her at this difficult time."

We second that. Here's also hoping for a speedy recovery for Whoopi's mom.

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Only time will really tell if the last 36 days have had any affect on Lindsay Lohan's outlook on life, but those closest to her question her recovery.

Friends close to LiLo doubt this so-called moment of "purity" in her life as they have all seen her try and get sober before. Their fear is that Lindsay will get a "taste of the nightlife" and just jump back into being a coke-snotty dumb bitch again. Of course, as the photos from last night have proven, Lindsay seems eager to return to her life of pleasure and play in El Lay. According to another pal, the night out was probably more about being "constantly stimulated" than boozing it up. But still, her friends feel like these old habits could come back "fast" if Lindsay doesn't focus on her work.

Yes! Work! Now we're talking! We bet the offers came POURING in while you were away. You must have your choice of a lot of different projects!

We think tonight, instead of going to your homecoming party at Las Palmas, you should sit down with a Fudgey the Whale Carvel cake and think about what the next step is going to be. A reality show? A new movie? Maybe a revival of your music career?!

All these doors must be open to you now! Get it while the getting is goooood!!!

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