10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Real Sports reveals that Tareq and Michaele Salahi are crooks and weirdos, Charlie Day makes penetration jokes about Jennifer Aniston, and the Miss Universe cultural costumes could be future Lady Gaga outfits. [Jezebel]

Project Runway: There's No 'We' in Team

Last night our squad of wannabe designers was cloven down the middle to form two teams: "The Golden Children" and the "Bad News Bears." It was a battle for the ages, and General Tim Gunn was not pleased. More »

Which Mother Was So Coked up She Forgot About Her Kids?

Luckily one of her assistants came to pick the tykes up at school. This celeb lies to the media about not owning a TV and this former tweener is now a used-up, drugged-out mess. At least she doesn't have kids. More »

Tom Cruise Gets Rid of the Boys and Finds a Man

He needs someone with experience to give him what he needs. Also today: it looks like we're really going to see Jim Carrey go gay, a new reunion movie is in the works, and an SNL departure. More »

Celebrities Are Awful: Gifting Suites Edition

Today celebrities are awful because of awards gifting suites. You know, where millionaires are given extravagant amounts of fancy free shit because they're famous. Well the Emmys are on Sunday and this year the suites are all about charity. More »

Top Chef: Mush for Brains, Mush for Dinner

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save baseball and mail order brides. More »

Which Actor Is Secretly a Porn-Addled Drunk?

Behind the scenes, he's completely different from his squeaky-clean persona. This actress enlisted the help of a comedian to roast her husband at an awards show and this reality star is irresponsible, ungrateful, and crass. Sometimes that's the most fun! More »

Do We Need to Replace the Emmys?

Twenty television bigwigs have come together to start up a brand new awards show as a rival to the annual Emmy Awards. But do we really need to replace TV's biggest night? More »

Tom Cruise's Hot, Young Male Threesome

Yep. He has one right now. Also today: Cruise's wife gets in bed with two people, but only one man, Scream 4 adds some more victims, a Glee rumor appears true, and some sexy nerd ladies arrive at SyFy's doorstep. More »

This Week In Tabloids: John Travolta Has 102 Hairpieces

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we roll around in the dirt dug up by In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Ok! and Us. This week: Pixelated blobs at the True Blood wedding! Travolta's weave fridge! Spiced Hamm sandwich!!! [Jezebel]

Which Celeb Used to Be a Hooker?

Now that she's rich, she pimps her rocker husband out for fun. This actress' assistant is sleeping with her father and this star is selling his kid's toys to buy drugs. He should do the honorable thing and sell himself. More »

iPhone Game Might Become a Movie

Steve Jobs has created another monster. After taking in more than $4 million in Jobs' iPhone App Store, the independently developed game Angry Birds is in talks for a movie or TV show and just inked a toy deal. More »

Zac Efron to Go In Search of a Nurse Whose Picture He's, Uh, Used

Yep... Ew. Also today: Steven Spielberg is doing Stephen King's son a favor, several bits of casting news that are either good (John Hawkes!) or bad (Jamie Kennedy...), and the return of Dustin Hoffman. More »

The Walking Dead: Zombies Upon Zombies, Week After Week

Here's a trailer for AMC's upcoming drama? horror? drorror? series The Walking Dead, a zombie apocalypse story based on the popular graphic novel series. This trailer premiered at Comic Con a while back, but this is the official public release. More »

Hey, Woody Allen: Please Stop Bitching About New York

Woody Allen is griping that New York is too expensive to film in and that he prefers working in Europe anyway. Maybe that's because the only way he can get a movie made is by using European funding? More »

Which Actress Installed a Tracking Device in Her Husband's Wallet?

It's supposed to stop his cheating, but he found a way around it. This singer will never be as famous as her sister, and there's something about a lesbian facialist. Yes, there really is a blind item about a beautician. More »

America Still Wants to Be a Movie Star When It Grows Up

Despite all the paparazzi-hounding and privacy loss, one-third of surveyed Americans think that being an actor is the ultimate dream job, says a Marist poll. Presumably they mean Movie Star, not struggling regional theater actor. Second dreamiest job? Athlete, naturally. More »