Top Afghani prosecutor accuses Karzai of firing him for refusing to stop corruption inquiries. Apparently Karzai kept "stalling and stalling and stalling" the cases.
People fleeing from huge volcanic eruption in Indonesia. Mount Sinabung began to spew lava shortly after midnight.
Japanese become bold. Throw tantrums.
More than 300,000 turn up for Glenn Beck "rally to restore America" yesterday.
Medical marijuana users get fired from work. Even though they are taking drugs that are legal.
The New York Times covers Seattle's jazz scene. Check out the cool slideshow here.
Twenty marine animals to land in Puget Sound. They will guard the waters of Hood Canal against the Al Qaeda and other dangerous enemies.
Seattle Public Schools and teachers union get closer to an agreement about new teacher contracts. The sticking point is whether student test scores should be used to evaluate teachers.
All Seattle public libraries will stay closed from tomorrow through Sept. 5. Blame the city-wide budget cuts. The closures will help save $650,000.
Amanda Knox wants to become a writer and adopt babies. if she gets freed.
In the New York Times' article on the Glenn Beck rally, among the infuriating descriptions of Beck and Palin's calls for America to "turn back to God," there's this lovely bit from a woman named Becky Benson from Orlando, explaining why she was there:
"...We believe in Jesus Christ, and he is our savior.” Jesus, she said, would not have agreed with what she called the redistribution of wealth in the form of the economic stimulus package, bank bailouts and welfare. “You cannot sit and expect someone to hand out to you,” she said.
Now, I'm no religious scholar, and I guarantee Becky's been to church a hell of a lot more than I have, but, let's see.. Ah, yes, here it is. Mark 10:17-31:
Jesus looked at him and loved him. "One thing you lack," he said. "Go, sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.""Children, how hard is it for those who trust in riches to enter into the Kingdom of God! It is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God."
Maybe Becky is thinking of a different Jesus.
I was thinking of making the Cherpumple for a friend's birthday, but it looks, well, disgusting (plus all the ingredients would've cost well over $50). So I decided to find out if I could successfully shrink it down to a handheld size by putting a mini cherry pie into a dark chocolate cupcake and topping with vanilla bean butter cream.
Not only can it be done, but it's delicious... and pretty!
For my next trick, I'd like to bake a half dozen of these into a 10" cheesecake. For the ultimate Turducken experience. Then I'd like to vomit.
Happy Saturday!
Update: The how-to is after the jump!
Next Wednesday, FREE at 8:00 p.m. at the Hunter Gatherer Lodge. Come listen, question, and toast the mayor's plan to revamp Seattle's nightlife.
Theater
Prolific playwright Steven Dietz (God's Country, Lonely Planet) has set himself a challenge: write a spy/conspiracy thriller for the stage, set in a dusty Manhattan bar, where the action has to live in the language, not in car chases or James Bond parkour. He succeeds. Yankee Tavern goes from goofy—the evil hermeneutics of Starbucks—to chilling, real-life oddities about 9/11 that are difficult to explain away. There's a steely stranger who always orders two Rolling Rocks but only drinks one, an exasperated and naive bar owner, and a deeply entertaining performance by Charles Leggett as Ray, a blustery, cranky conspiracy theorist who might be closer to the truth than anybody gives him credit for. (ACT Theatre, 700 Union St, 292-7676, $10–$50, 2 and 8 pm)
BRENDAN KILEYIt's Read a Comic in Public Day, people. Go read a comic book in public or something. May I suggest a copy of Gabby Hayes Western?
Seattle Mystery Bookshop hosts Brian Thornton. Thornton's The Book of Bastards: 101 Worst Scoundrels and Scandals From the World of Politics and Power is a book that collects brief biographies of bastards through history. It is a good book to peruse while you are in the bathroom.
Terry Brooks reads at Westwood Village Barnes & Noble. The title of Brooks's most recent book, Legends of Shannara: Bearers of the Black Staff kind of aches for a porn version to be published under the same name.
And we have two readings at Elliott Bay Book Company today. The bookstore begins a series of talks about their new Capitol Hill home with the author of A Woman Alone: Mona Bell, Sam Hill and the Mansion on Bonneville Rock, a history of a curious house on Capitol Hill. And then later in the day, Roberta Gregory and Bruce Taylor will read. Taylor, who the press release says is sometimes known as "Mr. Magical Realism,"has written a book about hiking as a metaphor for coming through chronic illness. Gregory, the author of the wonderful comic Naughty Bits, reads from her new collection of autobiographical travel stories, Follow Your Art.
The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.
They're just BIGGER NOW:
The arachnid explosion that ripples across Western Washington in late summer and early fall is nothing more than the kids growing up.Hatched out in early May, the ubiquitous species known as European cross spiders spend their early days out of sight of all but the most dogged spider-hunters. Their tiny webs are tucked deep in the bushes where they chow down on bugs — and grow. Now they're reaching adulthood....
At the same time the region's most obvious outdoor spider seems to be everywhere, our largest house spider is also at its most active. Males of Tegenaria gigantea, the giant house spider, are on the prowl. And some are as big as your hand.
You hear that?
It's nothing more than small things becoming HUGE things and perhaps sentient things that may or may not be—but almost certainly are—plotting to climb into my eyes while I sleep and have millions of babies that will also grow to be the size of dogs. Last night, one of them was "on the prowl" on my bathroom wall. I could not catch it—because they move like the wind—so it's still in there (constantly growing) and prowling for me when I am at my most naked. I'm showering in the yard from now on.
Thank you, Casey, for this traumatizing tip.
Five years after Katrina, New Orleanians are still waiting.
Fed takes steps to tackle economy if it sinks (yet again), holds conference in Jackson Hole, Wyo. Critics say the economy seemed “substantially worse than it did three months ago."
Tea Party fans, this ones for you: "America today begins to turn back to God," Glenn Beck told a crowd of right wing nuts as he kicked off a rally on the 47th anniversary of Martin Luther King's 'I Have a Dream' speech. Sarah Palin is showing up. Watch it live:
United Continental merge, apparently making them the world's top airline.
The nation's first Muslim college opens in Berkeley. With all the brouhaha about the ground zero Mosque, they are probably wishing they picked a better time.
Travel alert! Aurora Bridge will be closed from 6 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Sunday.
Paul Allen files patent infringement lawsuit against Apple, Google ... everyone.
Swinger gets jail time for killing wife's lover. A word of warning if you like swinging: don't get jealous.
And this is it.
The cover of today's Seattle Times—in a piece officially titled "Parking violations bring in big bucks for the city of Seattle"—says that the reason the city issues parking tickets is to make people stop driving:
"It's all part of Seattle's larger plan to discourage driving," they say.
It's not to generate revenue? It's not to pay the bills for the city? Whaaaaaaaat?
This is so inconceivably ludicrous—even for the Seattle Times, which has been propagating a cars-vs.-bikes debate and fighting for cars like they're an endangered species—that even folks who normally cozy up with the Seattle Times had to set the abacus straight. Jon Scholes, vice president of advocacy for the Downtown Seattle Association, sent the paper a letter that is now posted (with permission) on the mayor's blog:
I’ve got to come to the City’s defense in regards to your story this morning on parking fines. The characterization that the “goal” of the City’s parking enforcement program is to “discourage driving” is entirely inaccurate as is the implication that parking Downtown would be easier to find and more plentiful if the City didn’t enforce parking rules (or were less effective in enforcing the rules)....
Without parking rules in place and fines to enforce those rules, drivers would have fewer opportunities to park on the street Downtown, not more.
Scholes continues to dismember this argument over here.
Good for you, Omaha World Herald.
Sorry to drop this on you right before the weekend, but...
Drugged baby tiger found stuffed in bag at Thai airport
Drinks, drinks!
They don't use the term or address the aesthetics, but they sense the phenomenon:
We’re in the thick of what one sociologist calls “the changing timetable for adulthood.” Sociologists traditionally define the “transition to adulthood” as marked by five milestones: completing school, leaving home, becoming financially independent, marrying and having a child. In 1960, 77 percent of women and 65 percent of men had, by the time they reached 30, passed all five milestones. Among 30-year-olds in 2000, according to data from the United States Census Bureau, fewer than half of the women and one-third of the men had done so. A Canadian study reported that a typical 30-year-old in 2001 had completed the same number of milestones as a 25-year-old in the early ’70s.
The writer, Robin Marantz Henig, attacks the problem in terms of economics and institutions (jobs, degrees, families) which leads her to the conclusion that young adults are "emerging adults" who are delaying adulthood—which doesn't quite make the nut.
A quick look at the cultural dimensions show that the young adults Henig writes about are doing something more extreme: they're fetishizing childhood. Gourmet ice cream and cupcakes, corn dogs and elephant ears on barroom menus, dodge ball and kickball, the baseball caps and striped socks and poofy parkas in primary colors that are adult versions of their elementary-school wardrobes—this is not just retardation, it's return. Regressing.
I don't know whether the cultural fetishization of childhood is a symptom or a cause—or part of some positive feedback loop in between—of this refusal to pass the "milestones" of adulthood like starting families and paying your own bills. Whatever's going on, the Regressors now have their own in-patient psychiatric facility:
Yellowbrick is a private, physician-owned and -operated psychiatric healthcare organization whose mission is to provide a full-spectrum, specialized approach to the emotional, psychological and developmental challenges of emerging adults.The Residence offers a developmental platform for those emerging adults who cannot move forward living at home, on campus, or in an independent apartment. The program offers 24/7 skilled support and membership in the Yellowbrick community. The Residence provides a supportive adult presence which respects demonstrated effective autonomy, individualized programming for further development of life strategy skills, career and education services and productive activity in the Evanston community.
Which isn't to say that people who play kickball need psychiatric treatment. (Though it's tempting to throw that bomb.)
But there is—there has to be—a relationship between a culture that fetishizes the totems, foods, and activities of childhood and a crop of adults who can't or won't be adults.
And I realize this whole thing makes me sound like a prematurely old man who's gunning for Andy Rooney's job. Which is true. I'm a reverse-Regressor, getting old and cranky before my time. So sue me.
Mr. Cook to Bang speaks! Again!
Intrepid film intern Ernie ate a brownie and felt no ill effects. I have no further comment on this matter.
Yesterday, Engadget reported that LG is putting 19-inch flexible e-paper displays into production. They also ran a photo of what they believe to be the paper in action from last January:
And may I say: Holy shit. The idea of a bendable newspaper that changes as the news changes is an incredible idea that feels at once incredibly new and very old-school futuristic. But this e-paper is just a display—you'd need hardware to actually send the information wirelessly to the paper, and that hardware probably wouldn't be as flexible as the display itself—and Engadget assumes that this technology will mostly be used for signage and other display purposes. I have no doubt that one day (probably soon, at the rate we're going) these displays would be ready for newspapers to use.
But I don't have any confidence (especially since, as Eli pointed out in the Morning News, even USA Today is surrendering a great deal of ground from the daily paper newspaper game) that the newspaper will still be a compelling object by the time this technology catches up to the display. More likely, some future version of the Kindle will be a sheet you can roll up and stuff into your pocket. But by then the newspaper broadsheet will be mostly done with as a meaningful cultural symbol.
The answer, evidently, is that he's dressing and acting like a 17-year-old from Orange County and dissing Snooki on Jersey Shore!
Tomorrow, Saturday August 28, Northwest Film Forum is hosting its 5th Annual Bike-In at Cal Anderson Park. It's free!
The Bike-In is a celebration of green transportation, our urban community and summer nights! Grab your bike, grab your friends—we'll see you for our annual event in Cal Anderson Park on Capitol Hill!Meet at 5 pm to hang out and enjoy tunes by DJ NLJB
Music by Concours d'Elegance and Sap'N at 7 pm
Short films followed by Pee-Wee's Big Adventure at dusk (around 9 pm)
Short film program includes The Ducks & Us Songbook movie and a program of claymation from our teen animation camp
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure! A movie about a man who loves his bike and lives in the coolest house ever! Outside! In the park! Bring your bike!
After the jump, there is a photo of Pee-Wee and Speck, for those of you who are interested...
If you're listening to the scary rhetoric from income tax opponents, you probably do think that Initiative 1098 is going to take money out of your pocket—and, odds are, you're wrong.
But to put minds at ease, here's a handy calculator that tells you how you'll fare if 1098, which creates an income tax for individuals earning over $200,000 a year and also cuts taxes for business and property owners, is passed.
Suspicious that the calculator might be telling you evil lies? Wondering who's behind the thing? It's put out by the Economic Opportunity Institute, an "independent, nonpartisan, nonprofit public policy center advancing new ideas to build an economy that works—for everyone."
Bleeding Cool says that a Maryland Democrat is mailing out a bunch of scary fliers saying that she will protect education. Because God forbid the children should be forced to read funnybooks, right?
Look: I am not suggesting that Superman comics (especially the awful Superman comics DC is putting out these days) should be part of the curriculum. But I am saying that comics are a great way to get kids interested in reading. Some kids manage to overcome reading disabilities using comics as a stepping stone. Comics can make a great ESL teaching tool. And trying to use them as a fear tactic is just kind of lame in general. Poorly played, Maryland Democrats.
State and national beer and wine interest groups are throwing their weight behind the campaign seeking to stop the privatization of state liquor sales. Two initiatives are slated for the November ballot, I-1100 and I-1105, that would kick the state out of the liquor business and allow stores that currently sell beer and wine—like grocery and convenience stores—to also carry liquor. Obviously, that would mean liquor would be competing with beer and wine on store shelves.
In the last week, the National Beer Wholesalers Association and the Washington Beer and Wine Wholesalers Association have contributed $1 million each to Protect Our Communities, the group opposing both initiatives, according to recent reports from the Washington State Public Disclosure Commission.
"These initiatives have huge implications for craft brewing, microbreweries, and wineries," says Sandeep Kaushik, a spokesman for Protect Our Communities. "They're threatened by these initiatives. The craft brewers oppose I-1100, especially. They see themselves pushed off the shelves."
Small-scale Washington wineries in the state echo this concern. They say that if I-1100 passes, selection will be choked out in favor of volume, which is why they’re opposing the initiative. “It repeals all current wine distribution laws that significantly impact small wineries,” explains Annie McGraph, spokeswoman for the Washington Wine Institute (WWI). “We’ve got some pretty great laws on the books for wineries that open up access for small guys to get into the marketplace—a retailer can’t require a winery to pay for shelf space or advertising or menu printing, for example. This initiative repeals all these key protections.” (On the bright side, you’d be able to buy a bathtub full of E.&J.; Gallo at Costco for a song.)
McGraph adds that the WWI doesn’t have a position on I-1105 because it wold leave all those protections in place. “For us, this isn’t about privatizing liquor, it’s about losing businesses.” I-1100 would also repeal a state ban on bulk discounts of liquor, wine, and beer, a discount that puts small businesses at an industry disadvantage. The Washington Brewer’s Guild calls I-1100 “the greatest threat the Washington craft brewing industry has experienced in a decade.”
Protect our Communities has also received healthy support from labor and union groups, who oppose the loss of nearly 900 state liquor store jobs if either initiative passes.
I think they're a completely made up thing. Drink manufacturers need to stop "putting" them in everything.
("Putting" is in quotes because you can't put an imaginary thing into a real thing. And, as I said, electrolytes are imaginary.)
Seeing this on the street...
James Brown is hitting on Jen! He is inviting her to Alaska. And he just said, "the royal penis is clean!"Even the king knows that no one likes the dick cheese.
You might think it is as many TVs as possible. You would be wrong.
Also, apparently, wings are (or at least should be) required by law.
Let it never be said that researching a bar column is not educational. Feel the knowledge over here, in which we visit Capitol Hill's new Auto Battery.