The Mila Kunis of chess

"Alexandra Konstantinovna Kosteniuk is a Russian chess Grandmaster and the Women’s World Champion. She also models to promote the game of chess. It looks like Alexandra has found a niche market; she has the chess champion/model game by the balls. She’s the Mila Kunis of chess for her uncanny resemblance to every dark-haired Russian model I’ve ever seen."
(April 6, 2010, Casanova Ruffin, The Steel Closet)

The Yeti of Fort Worth burgers

"As you're driving in towards downtown Fort Worth on 7th... you'll hit Summit Ave. Swing a left and immediately enter the parking lot. Yes, you will be in the parking lot of a large office building. Don't be confused, the 'Yeti' of Fort Worth burgers is hidden deep within the recesses of corporate Texas..."
(Jan. 9, 2009, Jake Good, Food and Fort Worth, TX)

The Martin Luther King of robots

"TBMD: So basically Optimus Prime is the Martin Luther King of robots ‘Freedom is the right of all sentient beings’. Unfortunately that all encompassing benevolent philosophy comes a bit unglued when your looking down the barrel of that grinning sadist Megatron’s fucking arm-cannon. Doesn’t it Optimus Jesus?"
(March 2, 2011, Mindless Ones)

The Chris Rock of post-50 Canadian white women

"And tickets to this! Mary Walsh is the Chris Rock of post-50 Canadian white women. If you are even part wasp, get these for your mom. This fund raiser sells out every year by the way, so get a hustle on if you’re thinking of coughing up for it. They are $100 each by the way."
(Dec. 21, 2010, Pink Mafia)

The Jennifer Aniston of basketball

"Chris Bosh is the Jennifer Aniston of basketball. #heatsuck"
(May 7, 2011, Julius Sharpe, Twitter)

The Katherine Heigl of taxidermy

"I'm like the Katherine Heigl of taxidermy."
(April 15, 2011, Bed Lady)

The Suri Cruise of feet

"Maybe my feet are so amazing that I want to shelter them so they can live a normal life. I don't want them to be the Suri Cruise of feet.
(2011, Tina Fey, Bossypants, page 152)