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Sunday, October 17, 2010

Reading Today: Small but Awesome

Posted by Paul Constant on Sun, Oct 17, 2010 at 10:20 AM

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We have two readings at two very small specialized bookstores that make Seattle a better place.

Kelli Russell Agodon reads at Open Books in Wallingford at 3. Letters from the Emily Dickinson Room "received the White Pine Press Poetry Prize."

And at 4 pm, Scott Berkun reads at Ada's Technical Books on Capitol Hill. If you are a science nerd and you haven't gone to Ada's, you are in for a treat. It's a bookstore full of sciencey books, with almost no fiction (except for a small but well-curated sci-fi section.) Berkun's book The Myths of Innovation is about where ideas come from.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

The Morning News

Posted by Unpaid Intern on Sun, Oct 17, 2010 at 9:47 AM

Posted by news intern John Friis

Double OT: Huskies beat Beavers in a nail-biter last night.

Microsoft Does Good: Reports recently revealed that lawyers retained by Microsoft were supporting law enforcement efforts to investigate advocacy groups by using software piracy as a pretext to suppress dissent. In response, the company will be providing 500,000 free software licenses to groups from China, Russia, and ten other countries.

Iran Ready For Nuke Talks: But Ahmadinejad isn't ready to give up his nuclear program, according to official Iranian press.

Don't Eat Your Vegetables: Frozen are veggies recalled after glass fragments are discovered in the packaging.

Australia's First Saint: Sister Mary MacKillop was a rabble-rousing Catholic nun that co-founded the Sisters of St. Joseph of the Sacred Heart in 1867.

Two in Hospital After Capitol Hill Apartment Fire: Two men in their 20's were sent to Harborview for smoke inhalation after a fire in a building on the 300 block of Harvard Avenue East.

Facebook Will Save Your Life: A two year old girl was diagnosed with cancer by a family friend who spotted her retinoblastoma in a picture on Facebook.

No Social Security COLA: For the second year in a row, Social Security benefits will not be adjusted for inflation.

SECB Endorsement: No on I-1053

Posted by Stranger Election Control Board on Sun, Oct 17, 2010 at 8:37 AM

Initiative zombie Tim Eyman is behind this thing—reason enough to vote no. But if you want policy reasons, here they are: Initiative 1053 would require a two-thirds majority to pass any tax increase in the state legislature. Sound familiar? That's because Eyman got voters to pass essentially this same stupid initiative in 2007. (Realistically, there's no way the legislature can get a two-thirds vote on a tax measure when it takes a mere 17 Teabagging Republicans in the state senate to block any tax—even a tax that makes sense.) Thankfully, after the requisite two-year waiting period, Democrats suspended the two-thirds majority requirement this year and then raised a handful of taxes to maintain the most basic state services (like health care for the poorest kids in the state) during the worst recession in state history. Has that worst recession in state history ended? No, but Eyman thinks that putting the legislature in a straitjacket by conning voters into passing I-1053 is a great way to cure what ails us. Want proof that he's full of shit? See California, which is a bankrupt, cracked-out, never-ending clusterfuck thanks to its two-thirds majority requirement. Vote no.

Check out all of our endorsements and jump into the discussion over here.

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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Re: "Black Devil - Moscow Ride..." etc.

Posted by Eric Grandy on Sat, Oct 16, 2010 at 5:55 PM

I was really hoping that video was going to be soundtracked by these guys:


Instead of shitty, faceless Russo-techno. Ah well.

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R.I.P. Barbara Billingsley

Posted by Grant Brissey on Sat, Oct 16, 2010 at 4:23 PM

June Cleaver is gone.

Black Devil - Moscow Ride on R1: One of the Most Insane Things You May Ever See a Human Being Do

Posted by Grant Brissey on Sat, Oct 16, 2010 at 3:58 PM



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Old People Behind Wheels

Posted by Charles Mudede on Sat, Oct 16, 2010 at 2:11 PM

News Tribune:

An 81-year-old woman was killed and four other people were seriously injured in a two-car collision in Kent on Saturday morning.

The woman was driving a gold Toyota Corolla that slammed into the back of a black Ford Edge sports utility vehicle that was stopped for a red light at the intersection of Southeast 208th Street and Southeast 108th Avenue, Kent police said. The crash occurred at 9:44 a.m. and forced the Ford 75 feet across the intersection.

The reason why we ban young people from driving is no different from the reason we need to ban old people from driving.

Candidate-palooza in Columbia City

Posted by Riya Bhattacharjee on Sat, Oct 16, 2010 at 12:23 PM

Last night, Dino Rossi, Suzan DelBene, Adam Kline, Ed McKenna, Edsonya Charles, and Bill Gates Sr. were all in the same room together for a candidates meet-and-greet and initiatives debate in Columbia City. No shit. Well, Rossi actually left before the other candidates arrived, because, according to his press secretary, he's super-duper busy.

In his 15 minutes, Rossi swept in like a movie star, clip-art hair and all, mingled for maybe two minutes, posed for photographs, and delivered a speech about his Italian immigrant grandparents, how he grew up thinking everybody drank powdered milk like him, how he had to wax floors at the Space Needle for money, but eventually ended up on the dean's business list at his alma mater, Seattle University. He could have just run one of his campaign ads instead.

Is that Obama on Dino Rossis shoulder?
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“But that’s too far down for a clit—it’s like a big, weird ball.”

Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Oct 16, 2010 at 11:06 AM

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The HUMP! jury is deliberating.

UPDATE: "Is that her butt? I think so."

UPDATE 2: "Serious plot holes."

UPDATE 3: "This would be a better porn with, you know, sex. And banjo? In porn?"

UPDATE 4: "I'm bummed out that they're not really amputees."

UPDATE 5: "Are those stripper-pole bruises?"

UPDATE 6: "So that's what a crucifix sounds like."

UPDATE 7: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD. Holy shit! My God! Christ... Okay, that one's in."

UPDATE 8: “Delivery boy porn—but it's coffee instead of pizza. How Northwest!"

UPDATE 9: "This isn't the ass hook one."

UPDATE 10: "I'm sorry, but HUMP! is better than this."

UPDATE 11: "Yakety Sax doesn't usually go on this long."

UPDATE 12: "I think they're—they're germs, living in someone's anus, and they're eating poop and it turns them on."

UPDATE 13: "For the record: I do not have a boner."

The HUMP! jury is adjourning for lunch. Wish us luck.

The HUMP jury has reconvened.

UPDATE 14: "Tired of strap-on dildos, tired of strap-on dildos, tired of strap-on dildos. Balls!"

UPDATE 15: "I keep getting raped, you guys!"

UPDATE 16: "This one smells weird."

UPDATE 17: "Wanna unsee that."

The HUMP! jury has been watching porn—in five minute increments—for eight straight hours. We have been driven to drink. The HUMP! jury sent the HUMP! intern out to get a bottle of Maker's Mark, which is now nearly empty.

UPDATE 18: "The Atari part should be in it because he puts it up his butt later."

UPDATE 19: "Triple rape rainbow—what does it mean?"

UPDATE 20: "The egg pop was pretty great."

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Today The Stranger Suggests

Posted by The Stranger on Sat, Oct 16, 2010 at 11:00 AM

Art

Passages

There'll be dance, sculpture, painting, installation, video, sound, light, mad golf (Smash Putt, that is), and bands playing. But find a dark corner in this heavy brick building and think. About how it served for 70-odd years—it was built in the 1930s—as the immigration building. About how, here, people were handed the keys to the nation or jailed and then kicked out. Now it's becoming artist studios, which is great. But on the occasion of its grand reopening, take a minute to remember—and the old marks that still remain all over the building will help. (Inscape, 815 Airport Way S, www.inscapearts.org, noon–midnight with performances starting at 8 pm, free)

JEN GRAVES

Reading Today: The End of the Living Novel

Posted by Paul Constant on Sat, Oct 16, 2010 at 10:20 AM

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Edwidge Danticat reads this afternoon at Elliott Bay Book Company. Danticat, who should be on your shortlist of favorite authors, will read from her new book Create Dangerously: The Immigrant Artist at Work.

And tonight at Pilot Books, we have Joshua Baldwin and Robert Baird. Baldwin is the author of Poems and Fake Book Reviews. He will be reading fake book reviews at this reading. (You mean the books don't have to actually exist? My job just got a whole lot easier.)

Finally, this is your last chance to go and watch The Novel: Live! being written live at the Hugo House. It ends tonight at 6 pm. You can find the schedule of participating authors here.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

Bears-Seahawks Sunday

Posted by Chicago Fan on Sat, Oct 16, 2010 at 9:52 AM

Y'all

I'm at an impossibly slow/jammed with children doing their freakin' schoolwork internet link at a public library, and so this will be quick.

Bears win, 24-7.

Some opinion from around Chicago.

More after the game. Soldier Field does not yet have wifi, so it'll be dead-slogging in the afternoon. . .

The Morning News

Posted by Unpaid Intern on Sat, Oct 16, 2010 at 9:11 AM

Posted by news intern John Friis

City Hall Wary of Ballot Initiatives: Jean Godden, chair of the city council's budget committee, warns of budget busting initiatives on the ballot this November: “It does look gruesome,” says Godden.

Holder There a Minute: According to Attorney General Eric Holder, the Justice Department will continue to enforce drug laws even if voters in California approve Proposition 19, also known as the Regulate, Control, and Tax Cannabis Act.

Youth is the Ultimate Pre-existing Condition: The Washington State Insurance Commissioner has ordered insurance giant Regence to resume covering children. This comes after Regence and many other insurance companies dropped their child policies in response to new regulations from the healthcare reform bill.

Municipal Court Race Still Grabbing the Headlines: In a surprising move, City Attorney Pete Holmes endorsed Municipal Court position one challenger Ed McKenna on Friday. McKenna is an assistant City Attorney, and is running to unseat Edsonya Charles, a controversial judge who has been in office since 2004. Check out the SECB endorsements for our take on this contentious race.

It's About Damn Time: Following a dispute with Cablevision, Fox stations go dark.

First They Put a Corkscrew on a Knife: The Swiss have just completed the world's longest tunnel, stretching 35.4 miles under central Switzerland.

21 Dead in Chinese Coal Mine Blast: Rescue workers have recovered 20 bodies so far, but have yet to reach 16 miners that were trapped by the explosion.

Sounders on a Hot Streak: The Sounders won a franchise record 5th game in a row on Friday night, in a 2-1 victory over Chivas USA.

Palin Launches Wacky Attack on Dems: At a rally in San Jose, Palin calls Jerry Brown and Barbara Boxer, "permanent residents of a unicorn ranch in fantasy land." Whaaaaaa? Video below.

SECB Endorsements: Vote for Charlie Wiggins

Posted by Stranger Election Control Board on Sat, Oct 16, 2010 at 7:30 AM

No one pays attention to state supreme court races, which is how you end up with guys like 65-year-old supreme court justice Richard B. Sanders—anti-choice, "not a fan" of Martin Luther King Jr., and a two-time veteran of hearings before the state Commission on Judicial Conduct—sitting down at the Temple of Justice in Olympia for 15 years straight. Sanders claims he's a libertarian, and for three terms he's been conning liberals into supporting him by plying them with marijuana-law-reform rhetoric and siding with accused criminals so often that lefties think he's secretly a progressive. But here's the truth: Sanders is a Tea-Party-rally-attending conservative Catholic whose supposedly live-and-let-live libertarianism applies only to himself. How else to explain the following: Sanders signed an opinion in 2006 denying marriage rights to gay couples because, according to the opinion, gays are all nonmonogamous sluts whose relationships don't last long and whose households are unsuitable environments for children. Meanwhile, Sanders has been divorced twice (his second marriage ended when his only daughter was 14), and this election season it became clear that he's in open relationships with two women. Uh. (Who's the nonmonogamous slut now, Richard?) Charlie Wiggins, the former court of appeals judge who's running against Sanders, said he would have voted the same way in the same-sex marriage case, but he's been claiming something of a campaign-trail conversion on marriage rights in light of the recent federal court ruling against Prop 8 in California. Given a choice between six more years of a proven hypocrite like Sanders and a roll of the dice on a vote-hustler like Wiggins, we'll take the hustler this time. Vote Wiggins.

Check out all of our endorsements and jump into the discussion over here.

(For you folks who don't like to read, go here for the SECB CHEAT SHEET!!!!)

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Yankees Shock Rangers, Bush

Posted by Anthony Hecht on Sat, Oct 16, 2010 at 6:43 AM

The Yankees scored five runs in the eight inning last night to win the first game of the ALCS.

It was an amazing game.

But here's the best part:

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Friday, October 15, 2010

City Braces for “November Surprise”

Posted by Dominic Holden on Fri, Oct 15, 2010 at 5:47 PM

The city will be forced to make make millions of dollars in unplanned cuts if several tax-repeal measures pass on the November ballot. In a worst case scenario for the next two years, the city will face—in addition to the $67 million shortfall already on the table for next year—“$11.7 million in deficit, depending on the voters’ choices,” council staffer John McCoy writes in a brief he presented at a Seattle City Council budget hearing this morning.

The looming threat puts the council’s budget decisions in limbo—waiting for the election results—and makes city leaders particularly nervous that vital funding for human services could vanish. “It does look gruesome,” says Jean Godden, chair of the city council’s budget committee. “We still have our budget up in the air because of these initiatives.”

The most severe impact would result from the passage of both liquor initiatives, I-1100 and I-1105, which would cause a two-year deficit of $8.8 million. A repeal on candy and soda taxes from I-1107 would create another $2.9 deficit, the city estimates.

Exacerbating pressure on the city, both the state and county have withdrawn funding for human service over the past few years—particularly medications for the indigent—leaving Seattle facing “the sort end game in which the city is... the last resort,” Godden says.

Nicole Macri, director of administrative services for Downtown Emergency Service Center (DESC), left a meeting today with Godden alarmed by the figures. If the measures pass in the just the wrong way, she says, “Services will just not be available to people who need them—not just services that are good to have, but basic survival services.” Health care, mental health care, and food could all be on the chopping block.

The city directs $5 million to DESC's programs each year—helping paying for shelter beds and 380,000 meals annually. DESC receives $5 million from the city each year; of that, $1.83 comes from the city’s the general fund. And DESC is not alone, Macri says: “I have not talked to a homelessness or low income service provider who would not be impacted.”

However, if voters feel generous by passing a 0.2 percent sales tax, Prop 1, the city would receive a windfall of $20.8 million over the two years, the report says (.pdf).

Godden says wait and see. “We are trying our very best to minimize the impacts as much as possible, but we will all feel it," she says, "and I mean all.”

Snowshoeing Canadians Sentenced in Pot Smuggling Case

Posted by Unpaid Intern on Fri, Oct 15, 2010 at 5:44 PM

Posted by news intern John Friis

I don't know if there's anything more Canadian than snowshoeing for more than eight hours, with a machete, across a snowy mountain pass to smuggle 30 pounds of B.C. bud across our porous northern border, but I do know that it will get you 30 months in prison if you're caught.

The Canucks par excellence hiked all the way from Cultus Lake in Canada, to Glacier, Washington, where they were picked up by Federal agents. Richard Bafaro, a 45-year-old man from Vancouver, B.C., was sentenced today to 30 months in prison and three years probation by U.S. District Court Judge Marsha Pechman following his conviction as mastermind of an operation to smuggle $300,000 worth of marijuana across the border.

According to court documents, on April 26, 2010, border patrol agents found three Canadians hiding in the woods around the Canyon Creek area of the Snoqualmie National Forest after following their snowshoe prints for miles. From there, the conspiracy unraveled quickly; a fourth man was arrested as he drove in on a remote service road to pick up the smugglers. The suspects then led agents to a Best Western in Bellingham, WA, and to a waiting Richard Bafaro.

When asking for the full 30-month sentence, prosecutors noted that Bafaro "organized the venture, recruited participants, lead the participants through the route, and told the other participants that he would pay them thousands of dollars for their efforts.” In a tearful statement at his sentencing, Bafaro apologized for his crime but maintained his innocence in the recruitment of his co-conspirators.

This was not Bafaro's first misadventure along the U.S.-Canada border. During the course of the Federal investigation, he revealed that he had been forced to pay his Canadian drug suppliers $70,000 after a shipment of marijuana was lost on a previous trip. Bafaro and a friend used a snowmobile to search for the drugs, but abandoned their search after his friend broke a leg. After a number of days in the woods, the friend, near death, had to be airlifted from the Canadian wilderness. Bafaro's friend was lucky they didn't make it across the border on this first go-around; think of the medical bills! Thank god for the Canadian health care system.

Major Layoffs at One Reel

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Fri, Oct 15, 2010 at 5:27 PM

As of this moment, the festival staff at One Reel (the part of the organization responsible for Bumbershoot) is throwing a party/wake in its office. "Can you hear the laughter out there?" asked associate director Aubbie Beal. "Let me open the door and hold out the phone so you can hear."

One Reel is an emotionally charged place these days. Last Friday, it laid off 8 of its 14 full-time, year-round festival employees. The positions, technically, have gone seasonal, meaning the employees might get their jobs back next season. (One Reel will decide which jobs it will eliminate permanently and which are only temporarily suspended in the coming months.) "Nobody wants to hear that their stability is gone," Beal said.

The falling economy has hit One Reel, where Beal said ticket sales have declined and "sponsorships are dramatically down."

Norm Langill, the president and artistic director of One Reel, tried to downplay the layoffs, saying they were nothing unusual. "We're at the end of the season, when typically half a dozen go," he said. "We're definitely doing Bumbershoot next year."

But the half-a-dozen that typically leave, Beal said, are contract workers who always work seasonally. The suspension/elimination of full-time Bumbershoot festival staff is not typical.

The layoffs have hit curatorial and organizational staff. The remaining full-time jobs, Beal explained, "are dedicated to year-round revenue development. We need to make sure it remains financially viable—there will be some changes to the festival."

"For the people who are staying, it’s also sad," Beal said. "It feels a little bit like something’s happening to your family, but we’re keeping the mantra: 'Once a team, always a fucking team.' This is the kind of place where once it happened, we all went out and had shots together. There’s no hard feelings or bitterness."

SL Letter of the Day: Pie Hole

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Oct 15, 2010 at 5:10 PM

I love reading your column, and never thought that I would have a reason to write to you, but to both my pleasure and chagrin, I realized today that I could use your help.

I am a 23-year-old woman, I have been with my boyfriend for three years, and we have lived together for two. We have a very healthy sex life, and the longer we are together, the better it gets! There is just one problem. He wants me to get really raunchy with his cum when I am blowing him. I guess it's called an "oral creampie." Anyway, he wants to shoot on my face with my mouth open, he wants me to let him cum in my mouth and then let it drool back out on my chin or his cock, all kinds of things in that vein. I would LOVE to do that for him, but when it's go time, I freeze and can't bring myself to do it and end up swallowing his cum instead.

Honestly, I think the thought of cum bothers me. I can swallow it because once I do, it's gone and I don't have to worry about it, but with this, I have to play with it and run it all around in my mouth. I need to know how to embrace his cum instead of fear it so our sex life can continue to grow instead of stagnate on this one thing.

HELP!

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My response after the jump...

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The New Dick'szzzzzzzz....

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Fri, Oct 15, 2010 at 5:05 PM

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It's going to be in Edmonds. West Seattle got robbed!

Press release with more info than anyone could possibly want after the jump.

And: Happy 87th birthday, Dick of Dick's!

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Joe Fitzgibbon, Not Fully Returning Our Squeee!

Posted by Stranger Election Control Board on Fri, Oct 15, 2010 at 4:55 PM

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What Fitzgibbon-upsetting things did we say about I-1100? Click here to find out.

After Setback, Activists Consider Federal Fight to Declare Dilapidated Housing Projects Historic Landmarks

Posted by Cienna Madrid on Fri, Oct 15, 2010 at 4:44 PM

Last week, the city's landmark preservation board voted 8-to-0 to designate the steam plant attached to Yesler Terrace, the city's—some say the nation's—oldest public housing project, as a historic landmark. But at the same time, the board also voted unanimously to reject Yesler Terrace's community center as historic.

The Seattle Housing Authority, which owns and manages Yesler Terrace (and nominated itself for historic designation to avoid problems down the road with redevelopment) was pleased with the news. "It’s definitely not a show stopper; we can accommodate the steam plant," says Anne Fiske-Zuniga, the SHA project manager for the redevelopment. Next week, the she expects to receive an environmental draft study examining the impacts of four alternatives to the aging complex—alternatives that would jump the number of units on the 28-acre site from 561 to as many as 5,000—reshaping the southern slope of First Hill to look more like downtown. Since the plans are still being discussed, the historic designation can be folded into the process. "There’s nothing locked down about the redevelopment plan," Fiske-Zuniga says. "Knowing we have a landmarked building is something we work with instead of around."

But Yesler Terrace residents and low-income housing activists were disappointed by the vote, if not surprised. "We were simply waiting for that decision to come down before we take it further, to a federal level," says John Fox, Executive Director of the Seattle Displacement Coalition. "Now we're exploring that option."

The full, weird back story on the vote is here, but in brief: The SHA wants to bulldoze Yesler Terrace and build a new, dense, mixed-income and retail complex. A group of Yesler Terrace residents and affordable housing activists—led by Fox—are protesting the project, saying it will drive out affordable housing in the area. And as any developer in Seattle knows, one way to stop a project is to nominate it for historic landmark status. Historic designation severely restricts what can be done to a property (thus lowering its overall value), which is why you see this and this happening. If Yesler Terrace were deemed a historic landmark, it couldn't be redeveloped. So the SHA beat activists to the punch by nominating itself for historic designation early on in the development process, before such an upset would cost them valuable time and money (also worth noting: a building can only be nominated once every five years).

And now activists are considering nominating all of Yesler Terrace for historic designation on the national historic register, which would trump the local designation (and would side-step the city's pesky five-year waiting rule for renomination). Rebuilding Yesler Terrace is expected to be a 15-year process and we're just at the beginning of it. Clearly, residents and activists are gearing up to fight redevelopment every step of the way.

Forthcoming South Park Bridge Thrills Neighborhood, Provides Exemplary Launching Platform for Numerous Pro-Murray Stump Speeches

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Oct 15, 2010 at 4:12 PM

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And rightly so: The closure of the rickety old South Park bridge was a business-imperiling, commute-extending kick in the face, and more than anyone, Patty Murray is responsible for securing the funds necessary to build its replacement. "This is a victory for a community that deserves a victory," said Senator Murray, who was backed by a happy collection of pols (Dow Constantine, Jim McDermott) and South Park community figureheads (including the beautiful owner of the worship-worthy Muy Macho, praised by Sen. Murray as "the best Mexican food in the state"—before she remembered the presence of at least one other Mexican restaurant owner in the crowd and corrected herself: "One of the best!" (Murray also addressed how the new bridge would put to rest one of the weirder fears experienced by many of us living in a bridgeless South Park: The sense of being cloistered in a cul-de-sac, with Seattle hospitals and such accessible only via the nearby, shared, and occasionally raised 1st Ave South bridge. I appreciated it.)

A bunch of today's facts were presented by King County Executive Dow Constantine, who described the project as "shovel-ready," with construction scheduled to begin "late next spring" and a finish date of May 2013. Constantine also offered individual thanks to the many groups that coughed up funds for the new bridge (from the City of Tukwila to the Seattle City Council to the federal government) and gushed about "the tenacity of the senior senator" who made today's announcement possible.

Despite all of the well-deserved stumping for Murray (Mayor Mike McGinn all but implored the crowd to vote for Patty) the biggest applause of the day went to Dagmar Cronn, president of the South Park Neighborhood Association, and clearly a well-loved figure among many in the gathered crowd of 100 or so. (Also: despite all the smiling faces and applause at today's gathering, not all of South Park wanted a replacement bridge. Numerous residents around the area of the closed bridge have expressed their appreciation of their newfound peace and quiet (trucks regularly rumbled over the old bridge), while others have expressed fears that a new bridge will "ruin the village" and turn South Park into Fremont Jr.)

But all sane people understand that today's news is good news not only for the residents of South Park but for the many people who'll be employed building the bridge and feeding the people who'll build the bridge. Thanks to all who made it possible.

"Nannee du Chonky Troy..."*

Posted by Mary Traverse on Fri, Oct 15, 2010 at 3:48 PM

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Now you can have your own bounty hunter smuggler (ugh what's wrong with me?!), your sweetie or yourself forever encased in carbonite, albeit in miniature.

Custom Carbonites measure 1-3/4"W x 4-1/4"H x 3/4" Thick and are made of plastic and Super Sculpey. (They are not edible.)

Each Custom Carbonite is sculpted to look like whomever you choose.


*that's right, bitches, that's Huttese for "my favorite decoration".

That Is the Only Logical Conclusion: Jesus for President!

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Oct 15, 2010 at 3:27 PM

@JesusGirls on Twitter writes:

have you ever wanted to bang your head on your desk after reading a book's table of contents? well, here you go

The book is titled Politics - According to the Bible by Wayne Grudem. And here are the contents of Chapter 2:

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It's about how Christians should be running the government (um, even more than they are right now?). Grudem writes:

I support political positions in this book that would be called more "conservative" than "liberal." That is because of my conclusions on the Bible's teachings on the role of government and a biblical worldview (see chaps. 3 and 4.)

"I'm not conservative; the Bible makes me a conservative." Just amazing.

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