According to Comics Dungeon manager Chris Casos, the burglars got about "$4 in change" from the new coffee shop. Undeterred, they moved down the street and "threw a big rock through our front door and that also hit the register and till," Casos explains. "The alarm went off almost immediately when they walked in," and an upstairs neighbor called the police.
Like virtually every sensible business on the face of the planet, Comics Dungeon doesn't keep money in their registers overnight, so the burglars came away empty-handed. According to Casos, "They knocked over some stuff," but they didn't steal anything. The best part is that while Comics Dungeon employee Jon Vermont was cleaning up the mess the next day, he discovered that the burglars lost $80 of their own money during the burglary. Casos speculates that one of the burglars must have tripped over the power cords behind the Comics Dungeon's registers ("We always trip over those cords," he says), whereupon the money probably fell out of the burglar's pocket. Like a true comics fan, Casos helpfully explains, "They're like Bizarro burglars."
The burglars are still at large. Casos says the comics store got "totally lucky;" they're fully insured, the front door has already been fixed, and the equipment that was destroyed by the rock—parts of the register and the computer keyboard—will be replaced in "a day or two."
Anyone know anything about that? Are the teams any good?
Paul Constant: "Holy shit, I have a Myspace account."
Cienna Madrid: "You have a Myspace account? And you didn't know about it?"
Paul Constant: "I just forgot about it, I guess."
Cienna Madrid: "It's like a time capsule."
A sign of trouble in the effort to re-elect Supreme Court Justice Richard B. Sanders? From an e-mail sent just an hour ago:
Dear Friends:The campaign has been hit by an outrageous “October surprise” and we need your help to fight back.
As you may know, the Seattle Times ran a front page article accusing Richard of racism because he said in a meeting about prison populations that blacks commit more crimes than whites, disproportionate to their population.
It’s a simple truth and everyone, African-American or white, knows that it is true. But it is politically incorrect to say so.
The Seattle Times was outraged and withdrew their endorsement of Richard Sanders.
Recently, Justice Richard Sanders’ opponent has tried to make political hay out of it, sending out e-mails castigating Sanders.
This is just another example of how Justice Sanders is being persecuted for not being politically correct and going along with the status quo.
Justice Sanders has always been an independent thinker who believes that no one should be unfairly prosecuted or imprisoned. Justice is color blind.
The Times delivered $50,000 of bad publicity to Justice Sanders only days after the ballots were mailed. We have to fight back as quickly as we can. With less than a week left, we’re turning to you for your help.
Please make a contribution now of $500, $1,000 or whatever you can afford—$100. Right now, online
The ACLU of Washington is calling Monday's conduct "unacceptable."
The affidavit making the case that there was probable cause for a search was filed by SPD Officer Tyrone Davis, a narcotics detective who has conducted “over 100 buy bust operations." Davis and his sergeant visited the four-plex apartment inhabited by 50-year-old Will Laudanski in Seattle’s Leschi neighborhood on October 13, acting on “a citizen complaint that wished to remain anonymous in police reports,” the warrant says. The citizen, who lived nearby, reported the smell of marijuana coming from the apartment and said there was a fan in a boarded-up window in one corner of the unit. The officers confirmed the boarded up window and the fan during the visit, the affidavit continues, suggesting part of a ventilation system typical of indoor marijuana cultivation. He could also smell marijuana near the apartment’s south window. Upon getting closer, “I could smell this odor even stronger as I placed my nose near the window,” he writes. “It was clear to me that an odor of marijuana was coming from behind that window.”
In other words, SPD had every indication that this was a small garden—it was in an apartment, after all. And the smell was faint enough that the officer “placed [his] nose near the window” to confirm the odor. Large marijuana grows are in houses or warehouses, and often pungent enough to smell distinctly from the street.
Much of the warrant is devoted to pages of boilerplate copy about the items typically found in a grow operation (ventilation, lights, money, etc.); then it includes some more detailed description of the eight-inch fan, the wooden board, and the officers' career familiarity with the smell of pot.
Most remarkable is what the warrant doesn't say. The warrant application reports no follow-up between going to the house on October 13 and applying for the search warrant five days later. Given that marijuana for personal use is the city’s lowest enforcement priority, officers could have invoked state law to request electricity records that would indicate if a large number of lights were being used (which the records wouldn’t have shown), spoken to people in the neighborhood to find out if commercial activity appeared to be underway (which there apparently wasn’t), or checked the house to see if it looked like it was inhabited by a tenant primarily using the property as his home (which he was). All of that would have probably shown this was a low priority investigation involving personal marijuana—certainly not one requiring an armed raid—exactly the type of case that city law says police can ignore without pursuing expensive, laborious enforcement procedures. Officers could have also avoided an armed nighttime raid of the kind that often ends with deadly gunfire. There was no indication of weapons involved; officers could have also knocked on the door and talked to the resident. Instead, they sought a warrant and deployed six to nine officers to break down the man’s door with a battering ram—for two legal pot plants, each only one foot high.
The King County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office recommended the warrant. “We approved the search, yes we did,” says King County Prosecuting Attorney’s office chief of staff Ian Goodhew.
Didn't get enough Sex At Dawn author Christopher Ryan last night at Elliott Bay Books? Here is on Dangerous Minds...
...and he joined me today for a podcast taping, which the tech-savvy, at-risk youth rushed on to the website. Enjoy.
I thought I would give you an update on the brotherly love situation. Well, the guy I fooled around with came out to me a couple of days ago. He is still majorly closeted and dealing with family issues, but I am one of few who know and am offering all the support I have at my disposal. We also have a bonus gay on our hands, a totally separate fabulous entity made itself apparent about a month ago. My house now has a total of four gays, but I suspect/fantasize more will be made known soon (most likely in an episode in which three or four frat fags' lust for me explodes the closet door).And yes, the sex we had was rape-free and glorious.
Queer Unfortunate Elopement Ends Ridiculously
Thanks for the update, QUEER.
A statement from the esteemed King County Bar Association:
The King County Bar Association has found that statements made by Seattle Municipal Court Judge Edsonya Charles in her campaign for re-election violate the bar association's rules for fair campaign practices.
"Judge Charles' media publications and public statements give misleading impressions about her opponent that are in violation of the bar's rules for judicial campaign conduct, " said Andrew Prazuch, KCBA Executive Director. "We believe Judge Charles' statements, including statements by her campaign organization, that her opponent is improperly affiliated with, and if elected, would be beholden to, the DUI defense bar and related organizations, inappropriately create the impression that justice can be bought and call into question the integrity and impartiality of the judiciary. We also concluded that her statement that she is a better candidate due to her tough stance on drunk driving is improper."
Some of the mud that's been tossed around in this campaign is described here. More from the KCBA after the jump.
Since then, I have washed my hands at least a dozen times, and yet my fingers still hold a faint smell of ugh.
What do I have to do to rid my fingers of this stink? Use my gross onion hands to aggressively wash my hair with a heavily scented shampoo? Or do I just have to get new hands?
Thank you for your help.
(Also, I think this whole mess could've been avoided if the aforementioned peeling had been done under running water, but hindsight is 20/20, and my fingers smell like onion ass.)
Slog tipper Mary wants us to know that the new editor of The Paris Review, Lorin Stein, has officially made every Paris Review interview ever available online.
If you go to their interviews page, you'll now find one of the greatest treasure troves on the internet. In the 1960s section alone, you'll find extensive interviews with Simone de Beauvoir, Jack Kerouac, Aldous Huxley, and Vladimir Nabokov. Swoon! This is the best books news you'll probably read all week.
Recently, city officials in Seattle and Bellevue shot off angry letters to King County Councilmember Julia Patterson, objecting to a plan to use taxpayer money slated for flood-preventing projects to instead fund fire department services in several cities. Seattle officials are specifically hot under the collar because legitimate flood projects—like replacing the seawall—aren't even on the county radar, and are planning to lobby county officials to include $30 million for seawall construction costs at an upcoming November 1 meeting (more on that later).
To fully understand this issue of fire departments versus seawalls, I need to type three words that never fail to excite policy freaks and government fetishists: Flood Control District. Now, two more: property taxes. Hot yet? Gently aroused? Still dry as a desert dune? (Me, too.)
But, actually, you should be hot about this one (or gently aroused. Whatever). Here's why: King County taxpayers are being asked to help foot the bill for fire department services in eight towns across King County—including Redmond, Auburn, and Maple Valley. The money will come out of funds from the Flood Control District, which collects roughly $35 million annually in property taxes to protect residents from flooding rivers, dams, and other acts of God (the funds also go to stupid things, like buying houses that should've never been built in flood plains next to rivers).
Officials here are pissed because even though these funds are largely paid by Seattle taxpayers, the funds are routinely spent on river and floodplain infrastructure—and now fire services—instead of on projects like repairing the crumbling infrastructure of Seattle's aging seawall.
"Replacing the seawall is easily one of the region's most important infrastructure projects—it's a public safety project and it helps generate billions of dollars in economic activity," says Rob Gala, a spokesman for the Seattle Office of Intergovernmental Relations. Seattle wants $30 million from the Flood Control District to help cover seawall construction costs in 2013 and 2014. And yet while the Flood Control District finalizes drafts its budget for the next six years, "the seawall isn't currently on their to-do list."
Seattle doesn't sit in the Green River flood plain or the shadow of the Howard Hansen dam, like some other cities that pay into the Flood Control District fund, but property taxes generated by Seattle residents contribute roughly $12 million to the fund. "Meanwhile, we're getting back 16 cents on the dollar," explains Aaron Pickus, spokesman for the mayor. "The committee is using our taxpayer money to fund fire services for other municipalities while we're facing drastic cuts to services ourselves. We're bailing them out."
And fire services are not sandbags. They're fire-control measures. Not flood-control measures. But Patterson, who oversees the advisory committee in charge of the funds, says that without the bailout, the $35 million could disappear altogether.
More exhaustive coverage of sandbags, seawalls, and flooding after the jump.
Go here to find out: http://wtfshouldibeforhalloween.com/
So far it's told me to be Sexy Eugene Helimski and Sexy Management of Pacific Northwest Riparian Forests.
Sexy!
PS: If you want some REAL Halloween advice, go to Questionland! They're smart in there!
And thanks for the tip (AGAIN), Alithea.
The subhead's pretty good, too:
The man in question is the executive director of the Washington Potato Commission. He's about a month into his two-month all-potato diet. If I may wax Mudedean for a moment, certainly our potato commissioner should be a person of more forethought—why on earth did he say two months? One month would've been more than sufficient, and now he'd be done, the end. And this regret? Regret is for the weak, particularly in potato-based matters.
Depose the state potato commissioner!
This has been circling the usual internet crazy sites lately, and now it's finally made the conspiracy big time that is Disinformation. Apparently, in the new DVD release of Charlie Chaplin's 1928 The Circus, you can "clearly" see a female extra walking by talking into a cell phone. Here's the video:
The YouTube comments would be hilarious, if so many of them didn't seem to be serious:
I bet anything that "woman" is really Nikola Tesla if you pause the video at 3:35 you clearly see he/she is holding a black box to her face. The nose, chin & right cheekbone look to be that of Tesla when he was in his 60's.Tesla was also a huge Chaplin fan!
Nikola Tesla Predicted the Cell Phone in 1909.
Also the person who first thought of the concept we now call the "internet ("world system") was yup you guessed it, Nikola Tesla.
It's a conspiracy, you guys! Someone tie it in to 9/11, quick!
Everyone's obsessing about the House and Senate, House and Senate, House and Senate. All well and good—control of Congress matters quite a bit in D.C.—but what about that little house and senate down in Olympia? Who will control its chambers after November 2? And: What will it all mean?
Get the answers HERE.
Rick Larsen is a Democrat who represents Everett, Coupeville, Ferndale, and a bunch of other way-north-of-Seattle places that you drove through that one time you got lost on your way to Stevens Pass. But he's part of the current Democratic majority in the House of Representatives, and he's in trouble. John Koster, a conservative "third generation dairyman" and Snohomish County councilman, tied with Larsen in the August 17 primary (they each got 42 percent of the vote) and could unseat him on November 2. Need motivation to care about this race? Larsen is pro-choice and voted against the Iraq war, while Koster brags about his "100 percent pro-life voting record" and says that gay marriage would "undermine" traditional families. Vote Larsen.
(For you folks who don't like to read, go here for the SECB CHEAT SHEET!!!!)
Oh, what the hell, let's watch Hillary's too...
Have you made your It Gets Better video yet? Obama and Hillary made theirs and they're way busier than you. If you still haven't gotten around to it, there's a fundraiser for the Trevor Project tonight at the Rosebud and organizers of the fundraiser (the guys behind the local blog Hivster) say there will be a station set up with video camera where you can record your own message for the project. Also: Sally Clark and Tom Rasmussen will be in the house. It costs $10 to get in, and a portion of the proceeds from drink specials and food will also go to the Trevor Project (the 24-hour suicide hotline for gay youth). It's from 7 pm to 9:30 pm. See you there.
Posted by news intern Matt Luby
Councilmember Mike O'Brien, chairman of the Public Utilities and Neighborhoods committee, has launched a drive to make more low-income households aware of their eligibility for public utilities rate assistance. An estimated 55,000 households in Seattle are eligible for assistance—which would cut their utility bills in half—but only around 20% of them are taking advantage of the program.
O'Brien and his allies at Seattle Public Utilities (SPU) want to reach the other 80%. They are hosting sign-up events at five locations throughout the city and offering interpretation into 21 different languages.
How do you know if you qualify for assistance? You qualify if you meet (meaning are at or below) the following income guidelines:
Since the kickoff event was way the fuck down in Georgetown at St. Vincent de Paul, I wasn't able to attend. After all, as Dominic likes to say, "That coffee isn't going to retrieve itself from down the street." However, I did get a chance to talk to Michael May, Senior Public Relations Specialist at SPU.
May told me they are hosting the sign-up events and providing interpretation services because many of the eligible customers don't get their information through traditional channels and/or face a language barrier. Describing the basics of the program, he said, "You get 50% off your SPU or City Light bill for 18 months. You have to reapply or confirm your status after 18 months are up."
Being the tax-hating market anarchist that I am, my biggest question was how depriving the city of utility bill payments might effect what is already a pretty gloomy budget. May did not know for certain but did say, "We are prepared to have people apply for this program," indicating that there might be some contingency in place.
There is one important caveat—if you live in public housing of any sort, even federally subsidized housing, you are not eligible. You can get more details on a special page SPU has created.
Aaron Draplin's story goes from a drunken eBay purchase to being personally outraged by bad design.
You can find more information about Draplin here. This is apparently part of a documentary that Jess Gibson is making about Draplin and the sad state of American design.
(Via The Rumpus.)
Is it stupid to expect more out of Kentucky politics than campaign coordinators who stomp on women's heads (and then demand apologies from their victims) and congressional candidates who don't believe sexual discrimination exists?
Sigh. Via TPM:
The question of gender roles in Kentucky came up in an Oct. 11 debate between the 3rd Congressional District candidates on the state's public television network. The topic was raised by one of those female voters both Tally and Yarmuth will be relying on to win Nov. 2. Here's [the question]:It is well known that we are the third-worst state for women to live in the nation. We rank at the bottom third of the nation in terms of health and well-being, equity, political leadership and education. I'd like to ask each gentleman what they have in their platform to address these disparities?
To which GOP candidate Todd Lally, running for Congress in the state's 3rd Congressional District, said, "I look at women's issues like any other issue. We have equal rights in this country, we have fought — women have fought very hard for those equal rights. Uh, it's up to them. I mean my wife is a working woman, she works very, very hard and she's been very successful. I've not seen any barriers in her career and I don't believe that exists."
Then, at an October 19 debate, Lally followed up by saying that even though he didn't believe in gender discrimination—he never saw any signs of it while working for the military—people could choose to believe in it if they wanted, rather like God (only I'm betting Lally believes in God). "I'm not saying it doesn't exist, it may exist, I mean surely we wouldn't be talking about this issue if it didn't exist," he said. "I just have never seen it in my career and my life."
How comforting.
A very interesting query posed at Blizzcon to a panel of World of Warcraft designers at the "Quests and Lore Q&A.;" (I have no idea what I just said.)
Look. I know there's a national movement on to end bullying, and I fully support that... BUT C'MON!!!
Does your lady-boy have a costume yet?
Halloween is the day when America market-tests parental paranoia. If a new fear flies on Halloween, it's probably going to catch on the rest of the year, too.Take "stranger danger," the classic Halloween horror. Even when I was a kid, back in the "Bewitched" and "Brady Bunch" costume era, parents were already worried about neighbors poisoning candy. Sure, the folks down the street might smile and wave the rest of the year, but apparently they were just biding their time before stuffing us silly with strychnine-laced Smarties.
That was a wacky idea, but we bought it. We still buy it, even though Joel Best, a sociologist at the University of Delaware, has researched the topic and spends every October telling the press that there has never been a single case of any child being killed by a stranger's Halloween candy. (Oh, yes, he concedes, there was once a Texas boy poisoned by a Pixie Stix. But his dad did it for the insurance money. He was executed.)
If you're looking for a good book about how Americans live in fear of all the wrong things, you should read Barry Glassner's The Culture of Fear. It's a level-headed look at how the news media inspires us to live in fear of statistically irrelevant things. The book was published in 2000; I wish Glassner would do a post-9/11 update on all the different ways fear has taken hold on every level of American society.
(Via The Awl.)
The always high-minded commenters over at Fox Nation are extremely sympathetic to the plight of the Kentucky woman who was protesting the Rand Paul pep rally for MoveOn.org, and was viciously attacked. Wait a second... actually they're not sympathetic at all.
Hat tips to Buzzfeed!