Baby #3 is on the way

Ultrasound

We’re pregnant. Melissa had her 12 week ultrasound yesterday. Everything looks great. The baby was super active. We’ll find out if it’s a boy or a girl at the 20 week ultrasound.

I’ll be 43 in a couple of weeks. A third baby is a little bit of a stretch at our age. I have moments when I wonder if we’re crazy for having another child, but it feels right and I’m pretty relaxed about it.

My brother and sister didn’t have children and Melissa’s an only child, so the girls won’t have any cousins. We wanted them to at least have another sibling. And we felt like we weren’t done having children.

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California dreamin’ is meetin’ with reality

Michael Lewis in Vanity FairCalifornia and Bust:

At that point, if not before, [San Jose] would be nothing more than a vehicle to pay the retirement costs of its former workers. The only clear solution was if former city workers up and died, soon. But former city workers were, blessedly, living longer than ever.

This wasn’t a hypothetical scary situation, said Reed. “It’s a mathematical inevitability.” In spirit it reminded me of Bernard Madoff’s investment business. Anyone who looked at Madoff’s returns and understood them could see he was running a Ponzi scheme; only one person who had understood them both­ered to blow the whistle, and no one listened to him. (See No One Would Listen: A True Financial Thriller, by Harry Markopolos.)

I ask [the San Jose mayor] what the chances are that, in this pinch, he could raise taxes. He holds up a thumb and index finger: zero. He’s recently coined a phrase, he says: “service-level insolvency.” Service-level insolvency means that the expensive community center that has been built and named cannot be opened. It means closing libraries three days a week. It isn’t financial bankruptcy; it’s cultural bankruptcy.

“How on earth did this happen?” I ask him.

“The only way I can explain it,” he says, “is that they got the money because it was there.” But he has another way to explain it, and in a moment he offers it up. “I think we’ve suffered from a series of mass delusions,” he says.

I didn’t completely understand what he meant, and said so.

“We’re all going to be rich,” he says. “We’re all going to live forever. All the forces in the state are lined up to preserve the status quo. To preserve the delusion. And here—this place—is where the reality hits.”

The stories from bankrupt Vallejo, California ain’t pretty. It’s like a scene from a zombie movie minus the zombies.

Welcome to vallejo, city of opportunity, reads the sign on the way in, but the shops that remain open display signs that say, we accept food stamps. Weeds surround abandoned businesses, and all traffic lights are set to permanently blink, which is a formality, as there are no longer any cops to police the streets. Vallejo is the one city in the Bay Area where you can park anywhere and not worry about getting a ticket, because there are no meter maids either. The windows of city hall are dark, but its front porch is a hive of activity. A young man in a backward baseball cap, sunglasses, and a new pair of Nike sneakers stands on a low wall and calls out an address:

“Nine hundred Cambridge Drive,” he says. “In Benicia.” The people in the crowd below instantly begin bidding. From 2006 to 2010 the value of Vallejo real estate fell 66 percent. One in 16 homes in the city is in foreclosure. This is apparently the fire sale, but the characters involved are so shady and furtive that I can hardly believe it.

The lobby of city hall is completely empty. There’s a receptionist’s desk but no receptionist. Instead, there’s a sign: to foreclosure auctioneers and foreclosure bidders: please do not conduct business in the city hall lobby.

Like Glenn Reynolds says, government cheerleaders like to pretend that all of your tax money goes to teachers, police, and firefighters. The reality is that cities like San Jose and Vallejo are paying so much to retired government workers of all kinds that they’ve had to lay off teachers, police, and firefighters.

That’s what happens when government becomes a pension fund that serves the unions instead of a civil agency that serves the taxpayers. The retired government workers become the zombies that terrorize the city.

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Quote of the Day

“You know, it’s funny. I have a much more diverse group of friends now that I’m one of those crazy gun toting right-wingers.”
Breda on Facebook

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DSLR Video – JP Soars and the Red Hots

JP Soars & the Red Hots “Sam’s Boogie”:

We spent all weekend out of town going to a friend’s wedding. So instead of a blog post enjoy this tune from a show last week by JP Soars and the Red Hots, winners of the 2009 International Blues Challenge.

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Word of the Day: Wong

Chinatown, New York City. 2006

Wai Ng informs me that “wong” in Chinese means “yellow.” Jeez. Thanks for ruining a bunch of perfectly good jokes, Mister Know It All Chinese Guy. :-)

Previous WOTDHanlon’s Razor

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Bob Dylan, Plagiarist and Bullshit Artist

The Online Photographer – Is Bob Dylan a Plagiarist?

Now there’s a show of Dylan’s paintings at Gagosian Gallery in New York. The Gallery originally said that the paintings provided “firsthand depictions of people, street scenes, architecture and landscape” observed by the singer during his travels in Asia.

Trouble was, they weren’t firsthand—Dylan copied them from photographs. Here’s one example, of a painting copied from a photograph by Dmitri Kessel, and here are a couple more, copied from photographs by Henri Cartier-Bresson and Léon Busy.

At least five and maybe six of the paintings in the Gagosian exhibition were based on original historical photographs in the collection of Okinawa Soba, who posted them on Flickr (he thinks a sixth is questionable as Dylan’s source).

You can hit the TOP link or the New York Times article and judge the pictures side by side for yourself, but it’s undeniable. Dylan completely and utterly plagiarized other people’s photographs as paintings without significant changes and claimed them as his own.

I ‘m a long time Dylan fan since high school, seen him three or four times including with the Grateful Dead, but he plagiarized the shit out of those photographers. That he claimed the paintings were based on his observations while in Asia just takes the deception to another level. Dylan must have a button in his brain labeled “give some nonsense backstory to this gullible arts section reporter so he’ll write an article about my project.”

If painting someone’s photograph without giving them credit isn’t plagiarism, then likewise I should be able to photograph the Mona Lisa, claim it as my original creation, get a gallery exhibition, and sell prints. If anyone says “You can’t do that” I’ll say “I can do whatever I want because I’m Bob Dylan.” (I’m going to change my name to Bob Dylan, just like Robert Zimmerman changed his name to Bob Dylan.)

I’m not exaggerating about the Mona Lisa. Some of the guys Dylan ripped off are Leonardo da Vincis in the photography world. Henri Cartier-Bresson is the father of 35mm film photography and would make anyone’s list of the 10 greatest photographers who ever lived. Copying an HCB photograph is like copying a Picaso or Rembrandt painting and being surprised that someone recognized it. It’s crazy.

Come to think it, this whole thing might point to a reduced mental capacity on Dylan’s part. But that might be the fan in me stretching for a dementia defense.

PreviouslyGreg Mortenson, Bullshit Artist

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Camera and Gun. It’s Two! Two! Two Hobbies in One

Revolver Camera That Shot Bullets and Photos at the Same Time

A .38 Colt with a built-in camera geared to the trigger. From 1938.

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Nancy Grace wants your help in finding the *real* nipple

Nancy Grace: That Was NOT My Nipple on ‘Dancing with the Stars’

My wife and I watched it in slow-mo on TiVo. If that wasn’t Nancy Grace’s nipple, it must have been some of Chastity Bono’s spare parts floating around the room.

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Happy 7th Birthday, Katie

Happy birthday, Katie. This is a note to the future you to remind you what life was like when you were seven years old.

  • You graduated from Daisies to Brownies.
  • Your best friend is Lacey, same as last year.
  • You’re buddies with Brian and John next door. They’ve helped you discover that boys and girls like different playing different things.
  • You love the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books. You’re already a bookworm.
  • You’re in second grade. Your teacher is Mrs. Cheek. She makes you study hard, but that’s been good for you.
  • You think the whole idea of “smooching” is hilarious.
  • Your favorite toy right now is Polly Pockets. Your Pollys. Your favorite birthday present was a big Polly Pockets ship from Grandma Jenny.
  • This has been your best year ever for soccer.
  • You’ve gotten more mature about a lot of things. You don’t fight going to bed or doing your homework like you used to.
  • Your favorite foods haven’t changed much since last year. You still like grilled cheese, macaroni and cheese, and cheese quesadillas. Cheese, basically.
  • You’re taking gymnastics again and liking it.
  • You’re shockingly good at math.
  • Your and Natalie’s dance class was in a show at Maryville College and in the Maryville Thanksgiving Parade.
  • You don’t play Farmville much anymore. Now you like The Sims, Yoville, and Petville.

Your mom and dad love you, kiddo.

Katie

Katie Sings Taio Cruz’s “Dynamite”

Jenna and Her Cool Friends “While We Was Here” Sara Jordan Cover Featuring Katie Jones!

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Taking people’s pictures on the street. Ask permission or not?

Taken in New York City. It was easier to take pictures of strangers in New York City.

The other day I saw an interesting couple I wanted to photograph at Greekfest in Knoxville. I hesitated a little because I’m bashful about asking. When I got up my nerve later they were gone.

I posted on Facebook that I need to learn to be less bashful about asking to take people’s picture. That led to another discussion. Should you even ask permission?

Surreptitiously taking people’s picture is the typical street photographer’s M.O. You get an unposed portrait, a candid moment, an unrehearsed scene in their lives. The goal is a photograph that transcends a “say cheese” snapshot.

I get that. And obviously it’s what any street photographer of note does. But I dunno. It’s maybe one thing for someone to look up and discover their picture was taken without their permission and now appears in Life magazine or book of art photos or a museum exhibit. Is it another to discover it on the Web site of sumdood who lacks any institutional attachment – is that just creepy? If you see the guy in the process of taking the photo do you give him the stinkeye like the blonde lady above?

I won’t rule out ever taking street photos clandestintely. I’ve had boundaries before that I’ve broken through, so this may be another one. I’m just not there yet.

What about video?

I don’t have any of these same issues when I film people at shows. When someone drinks and sexy dances  in front of the stage at a public performance they become part of the performance. Flashes are firing and you can see people waving cameras and cell phones in the air. There’s no reasonable expectation of privacy.

On the other hand, before the show I always ask the performers permission and introduce myself. It’s the polite thing to do, it breaks the ice and establishes a sense of respect. So far I’ve never been told no, but one performer had to think for a second and then said “I’m not under contract, so I guess it’s OK.”

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Been wanting to buy gold and silver if only the price wasn’t so high?

Well, good news everyone.

Gold and silver are off their recent highs of around $1900 and $40, so back up the truck. The drops seem to be due to a combination of a sell-off in everything, upcoming Comex expirations, and hikes in margin requirements for silver and gold. If you want in, now’s the time.

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A saying I like more and more

“A man with one watch knows exactly what time it is. A man with two watches is never completely sure.”

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Steve Crowder and I Got Taken in by a Ponzi Scheme

Social Security a Ponzi Scheme?! (CROWDER CALLS THE SEC!)

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Deer Googal, Plz Steel Moar Copywrites

I like watching music videos and I like reading song lyrics. Right now I have to get my copyright violations from two different places. The videos come from YouTube (owned by Google) and the lyrics from some other place, which I find through Google.

Hey, Google, why not just cut out the middleman? Either include the lyrics with the songs or at least link to them.

Sure, the lyrics copyright holder might complain. If they do, just release the hounds have your attorneys respond with a “my bad” and take them down. You know. Same as you do with the video.

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Word of the Day: Hanlon’s Razor

Wikipedia:

Hanlon’s Razor is an eponymous adage that reads:

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

This particular form is attributed to a Robert J. Hanlon. However, earlier utterances that convey basically the same idea are known.

Knew the quote. Didn’t know there was a name for it.

Previous WOTDEstimage

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Loose lips sink ships

Robb, by posting those pictures on the Internet you’re turning your and JayG’s magical weekend into something cheap and tawdry.

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Yo Dawg

Bonus!!!

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Irony isn’t on the periodic table, but it’s real

About those environmentalist bumper stickers, on cars, that burn gasoline…

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Conversation About Eating Turnip Greens

WIFE: Katie, you can’t have dessert until you finish your greens.
KATIE: You said I only had to eat three big bites.
WIFE: That’s right. And what I put on your plate is three big bites.

That’s some smart mommyin’.

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The oddest thing about not driving …

is that you don’t have a place to keep your stuff. Like the other week I was in the doctor’s office. My wife dropped me off, then she had to go to work. Someone else was picking me up. So there I was with all my stuff that I had to cart into the waiting room. Normally I’d keep my stuff in my car, but because of the seizure I’m not driving for six months.

That day I was doing a photoshoot. I had bought a new photo backdrop at work, which had huge creases in it from packing and shipping. I took it home to mist it and run it through the dryer. To keep it from getting wrinkled again I packed it loose in a white garbage bag.

I go into the doctor’s office with everything I’m taking to work for the day. I have my big camera bag. I have the garbage bag. I have my lunch in a Kroger’s grocery bag. To make me look and feel even smarter the Ziploc container in the lunch bag is leaking shrimp juice.

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