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Woot!!! Break out the champagne and confetti!
Unemployment remains at only 9.1%!!!! And we only spent a couple of trillion on it! Of course, that doesn’t include the people who aren’t collecting any unemployment checks.
That’s good, right?
Playing its usual statistical games, the Department of labor says 103,000 new jobs were added in September. Of course, they don’t mention that 45,000 of those jobs consist of the rehiring of 45,000 striking Verizon employees, which means 58,000 jobs were added across the entire U S of A. If the pattern is the same as usual, that number will be adjusted downward later and the corrected information will appear on page 8 of the NY Times.
…..And what great jobs they are!
Job gains occurred in construction, retail, temporary help services and health care.
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Our banker would love to hire you. Let's borrow more from them!
This is good news for all those engineers who are applying for those jobs at Home Depot.
Besides, thank goodness Christmas is coming! Where would we be without those new Walmart jobs about to open up? You know, the jobs that will go away on January 1? China is working double-time to ship the Christmas inventory for you to sell! I’m sure this will help the 16.5% underemployed in the country. There’s always room for a second or third job, right?
Now, let’s talk about jobs lost. Nearly 4,500,000 have been unemployed “for more than a year”. That’s only 1/3 of the 14,000,000 unemployed in the USA today–not including those who get no unemployment. Yet, 36,000 state and local government employees were laid off in September. That’s across the entire USA. Care to see how many government employees there are in your state? Here ya go. Please Note: “Federal employment data is not available at this time“. Seems fair, right?…… considering the information comes from the…um…the 2010 US Census. I guess they lost that data. Son of a Gun!
Tell me, would you like to take a shot in the dark as to which industry consistently has the lowest unemployment rate? Why…… it’s government. I know, I know. You’re shocked! There was a 2.6% government unemployment rate in that horrendous unemployment year 2009. If anybody can find a 2011 figure on this, please let me know, because the interwebs seems to have scarce information on this little issue. I know this is a coincidence and you do too. However, to put it all into perspective, 2009 was the year when 700 private-sector people applied for one janitor’s job. That’s one janitor’s job.
But hey, considering the disparity in unemployment between government and the private sector, at least there’s less of a chance that a government employee will be competing with you for that part-time job at the Dollar Store during the Christmas season. That means your chances are better!
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Aw, Barack...help out Bank Of America again, will ya?
Bank of America alone cut 30,000 jobs all by itself. I’m so glad we gave them billions in bailout money and I know you are too! Those poor babies are so hard up, they had to start charging a $5 fee to debit card users. We’d better give them another 2 billion!
By the way, if you are still doing business with Bank of America since that announcement, you truly have straw in your head. The way to punish Wall Street is not a carnival in a park with bongos, everybody p*ssing wherever they can, and people making donations and charging pizzas using Bank Of America credit cards. Doh. If you want to punish Bank Of America, help them lose customers by the millions. Leave their credit card dormant. Too much work to switch that checking account and debit card to a local bank that isn’t owned by a bunch of fat pigs? Gee, Sorry! Bank of America sure hopes it’s too much work! So does Capital One, HSBC, Chase and Citi!
Cheer up though. Plenty of jobs at Target and Walmart will be added next month. Christmas is coming! And Barack Obama will speechify about all those “New Jobs”. I know you love when Barack Obama speechifies. It happens so seldom, right?
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