Subtext Of A Lawsuit:

"I Am Incompetent And You Must Take Decisions Away From Me"

College chick goes to a fraternity party. College chick gets trashed and falls out of a window.

An Idaho college student and her parents are suing a University of Idaho fraternity, her sorority, university officials, and others for failing to prevent her from drinking too much alcohol...

At some point between her lifting a bottle and bringing it to her lips, one or all of these people or institutions were apparently supposed to jump out like a jack-in-the-box and swat it out of her hand.

Even though, as a college student, presumably she has attained the age of majority. The article mentions 'underage drinking,' but I think most of us associate that term with high school kids. Between years 18-21, you are not experiencing 'the tragedy of underage drinking.' You are 'breaking the law.'

And why expect others to stop you from drinking too much? Why not expect them to simply prevent you from ever being near windows? And keep you from going to parties, too.

Though I don't think this particular young lady is going to have any problem avoiding parties in the future.

Thanks to Ben Domenech.

Posted by: LauraW. at 07:40 PM

Comments

1 Deep pockets laws provided by lawyer legislatures. All they have to do is find the college in some small part responsible and they can then pay 100%.

No other country in the world does this.

Posted by: Vic at October 08, 2011 07:44 PM (M9Ie6)

2 Suing your sorority? I guess it's not about the sisterhood. Huh.

Posted by: HeatherRadish is in Beast Mode! at October 08, 2011 07:44 PM (lGVMg)

3 Ok, God, we get it. Enough with the signs. Let's get on with the show here.

Posted by: sifty at October 08, 2011 07:45 PM (4CSeG)

4 Well, the lawsuit's interesting but my favorite part of the story is where she's laying on her boyfriend's bet with him and the two of them are "just talking."

Posted by: Popcorn at October 08, 2011 07:45 PM (OOehk)

5 What's even worse is that if the scrunt loses the case she will not be responsible for the legal costs.

Posted by: Vic at October 08, 2011 07:46 PM (M9Ie6)

6 Bed. She's lying on her boyfriend's bed and they're talking. Spell we much and all that.

Posted by: Popcorn at October 08, 2011 07:46 PM (OOehk)

7
OT

Jeopardy topic tonight?

The Mad Tea Party

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 08, 2011 07:46 PM (Lt/Za)

Based on this logic I can sue the US for my crappy life. I was thinking of suing the private school my parents sent me to for producing a defective product. I think it has merit because the school charged us money .

Posted by: sonnyspats at October 08, 2011 07:48 PM (I/MzF)

9 Let's hear it for the Weakest Generation! Wah00

Posted by: The Greatest Generation at October 08, 2011 07:50 PM (SMqnS)

10 [get off my lawn]

Posted by: The Greatest Generation at October 08, 2011 07:50 PM (SMqnS)

11 "Idaho...who got banged out the window!"

Hiyo.

Posted by: oblig. at October 08, 2011 07:51 PM (xvZW9)

12
Give me your stuff.

Posted by: The Scumbag Generation at October 08, 2011 07:51 PM (Lt/Za)

13
...and away we go!

Posted by: Jackie Gleason at October 08, 2011 07:53 PM (Lt/Za)

14 I hope her date wore a condom while they were talking.

Posted by: Libra at October 08, 2011 07:53 PM (kd8U8)

15 Important information is missing. Was she naked when she rolled out the window?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at October 08, 2011 07:54 PM (SYrAh)

16 Mandatory bicycle helmet laws at frat party law .
Problem solved .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 08, 2011 07:54 PM (npr0X)

17 Pity that "talking" requires so little intelligence...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 08, 2011 07:55 PM (c0A3e)

18 '
Women:
over 50% of the population but get treated as a "minority" (i.e. Special privilege.)

Claims equality in all things but won't pick up a check.

Claims they don't get the same pay as men (but that's on an average) but doesn't factor in the self selection of jobs that have flex time, part time and in general putting in less hours than their male counterparts.

Wants a secretary to be paid the same as an electrical line man or a steelworker.

Wants to be romanced and complimented but only if you're good looking otherwise it's sexual harassment.

Trumpets every study that claims males are the weaker sex. While seeing the doctor for minor complaints more often than men do.

Believes that all the ills of the world would be solved overnight if only women ran things. (Sally Field I'm talking to you.) Neglecting to mention that women have the right to vote and the right to run for office and if they wanted to they could've arranged things differently anytime over the last 50 years but chose not to.

Suck it up ladies and finally treat men with fairness and equality. Try it, you'll be surprised how much better you'll get treated.

Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 07:56 PM (cA6/i)

19 Amusingly, this story makes me want to drink.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 08, 2011 07:56 PM (Gk3SS)

20 The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

--Henry The Sixth, Part 2 Act 4

Posted by: Arms Merchant at October 08, 2011 07:57 PM (NZMKc)

21 Oh no! A college girl drank too much alcohol. Big fucking deal. In better college news, Kansas State beat Mizzery for the first time in 5 years. Break up the Wildcats baby, they're 5-0!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 08, 2011 07:58 PM (lLxs/)

22 Sounds like one of my college roommates 28 years ago. He went out drinking every night, skipped all of his classes, failed out with a 0.0 gpa. His mommy then threatens to sue the school, professors, Dean, Resident Advisor, college President, and myself and my other roommate for "not taking care of him".

After that, this bints parents don't surprise me.

But I bet the boyfriend was really throwing the lumber to her to shoot her out the window.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 08, 2011 07:58 PM (eKuOw)

23 14 I hope her date wore a condom while they were talking.

I needs a new trailer and my kids is hongry!

Posted by: college chick, 9 months later at October 08, 2011 07:59 PM (6GvAC)

24 19 Amusingly, this story makes me want to drink.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 08, 2011 07:56 PM (Gk3SS)

Now all you need is a window to fall out of.

Posted by: buzzion at October 08, 2011 08:00 PM (GULKT)

25 Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 07:56 PM (cA6/i)

I think the signature example of what you are talking about is "womens' health". That's right, womens' health. Even though men die first.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 08, 2011 08:00 PM (73tyQ)

26 Apparently, being embarrassed at being exposed as a dumbass is insufficient grounds to be quiet. Instead, she seeks more humiliation.

Posted by: Doom am I, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind. at October 08, 2011 08:00 PM (TN9Wj)

27 I think it has merit because the school charged us money .

I expect Colts season ticket holders to start suing Manning.

Posted by: HeatherRadish is in Beast Mode! at October 08, 2011 08:00 PM (lGVMg)

28 I needs a new trailer and my kids is hongry!

Don't worry, in 6 years she'll get that communications degree and have approximately 6 baby daddies.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 08, 2011 08:01 PM (lLxs/)

29 Now all you need is a window to fall out of.

Oh please, give my ability to topple over for no reason whatsoever, it's not like I need to be drunk to do that.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 08, 2011 08:01 PM (Gk3SS)

30 I refuse to pass judgement on this young lady until I see a picture of her and her knockers.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 08, 2011 08:01 PM (Gc/Qi)

31 Misogyny Night at the HQ. Wonderful.

Posted by: HeatherRadish is in Beast Mode! at October 08, 2011 08:02 PM (lGVMg)

32

Is tipping coeds the same as tipping cows?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 08, 2011 08:03 PM (Lt/Za)

33 Is tipping coeds the same as tipping cows?

Why yes, in Nebraska.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 08, 2011 08:03 PM (lLxs/)

34
Nebraska vs Ohio State! Bitchin'

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 08, 2011 08:04 PM (Lt/Za)

35 Misogyny Night at the HQ. Wonderful.

Go Brewers.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 08, 2011 08:05 PM (lLxs/)

36 Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers, Knockers

WHY are they called knockers? Google has failed me {sigh}.

Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 08:05 PM (cA6/i)

37
Yeah, I was tipped by a white devil.

Posted by: Shanika Poontang at October 08, 2011 08:06 PM (Lt/Za)

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 08, 2011 08:03 PM (lLxs/)

ahem - these ladies beg to differ

Posted by: chemjeff at October 08, 2011 08:07 PM (czcue)

39 Posted by: chemjeff at October 08, 2011 08:07 PM (czcue)

Just messing with the Husker faithful since they bolted the Big-12. But hey, Mizzery got beat by K-State and that is all that matters.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 08, 2011 08:08 PM (lLxs/)

40
When in doubt, go to Poon of the SEC!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 08, 2011 08:09 PM (Lt/Za)

41 '
31

Here we go. Some pointed criticisms are misogyny?

This always happens. Guys get criticized and put down by women all the time and unless they're really throwing out the feminist womyn's study buzzwords (which will get them called dykes or lesbos) they don't get labeled but if a male cites some valid points about women and their "quirks" all of a sudden it misogyny.

Next someone'll be saying I've never had a women or I'm a little boy or my penis is too small or I can't handle a "real" women.

Bring it on. Refute my comments.

Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 08:09 PM (cA6/i)

42 31 Misogyny Night at the HQ. Wonderful.

I got my pinkie out and shit. Sheesh.

Posted by: nickless at October 08, 2011 08:10 PM (MMC8r)

43 Good grief; it's only 20:00?

Man this has been a long day and it's still not over.

Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 08:11 PM (cA6/i)

44
Looking for some action? You Can't Spell Slut Without UT

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 08, 2011 08:12 PM (Lt/Za)

45 Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 08:09 PM (cA6/i)

Yeah I know. I watched a college football game today and 6 guys in the student section wore a pink t-shirt declaring the atrocities of breast cancer. In other words, 6 metrosexual beta male pussies. They'll end up in either academia or politics.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 08, 2011 08:13 PM (lLxs/)

46
...I'm a little boy or my penis is too small...

Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 08:09 PM (cA6/i)

Well Valar, you stumbled on the truth.

Posted by: Barney Frank, D-Masshole at October 08, 2011 08:14 PM (Lt/Za)

47 Most likely, the dipsy lady and her friend were discussing Schopenhauer.

sonnyspats: "Based on this logic I can sue the US for my crappy life."

You're getting close. I'm considering suing Everybody in the country (maybe the world) because I'm not a roaring success.

It's all their fault.

I'll be asking for $47 Quadrillion dollars (or 5,000 tons of gold). My lawyer says that even though he's part of the affected class, and he'll be liable for about $147 billion personally, since he's a lawyer, he's entitled to 33% of the take (oops, I mean, judgement), he'll be getting about $16 Quadrillion and can afford it.

Posted by: ZZMike at October 08, 2011 08:14 PM (h2KVz)

48 Can we sue 52% of the country?

Posted by: Tami-Cardinals fan at October 08, 2011 08:17 PM (X6akg)

49 18: Hey don't be lumping me in with the damn feminazis.

Posted by: Palerider at October 08, 2011 08:19 PM (5CusZ)

50 Fraternal Dram Shop laws will be next.

Posted by: journolist at October 08, 2011 08:19 PM (734Ld)

51 My contrary nature makes me think the school should pay for this. If they're going to allow- wink wink- underage drinking at their facility they should damn well make sure their drunken students can't fall out of the windows of their dorms, if only to avoid lawsuits.

Posted by: Xennady at October 08, 2011 08:20 PM (vYw5E)

52 '
46
No that's you putting something of mine in your mouth and then spitting it out all different.

Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 08:21 PM (cA6/i)

53 I'll just sit here and watch the white knights and Roissy fanboiz joust it out. For the fair attentions of some internet women none of us know.

Who wants popcorn?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at October 08, 2011 08:22 PM (6GvAC)

54 They should sell special sized bottles of alcohol for women. Of course a lot fewer guys would be getting laid but on the bright side their would be fewer single mothers and less abortion.

Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 08:22 PM (cA6/i)

55 I feel shitty. Anyone want a hit of Jameson's?

Posted by: Stan Marsh at October 08, 2011 08:23 PM (OKhgI)

Misogyny Night at the HQ. Wonderful

You don't give yourself enough credit. It's nothing personal. Smart conservative gals aren't the target here for the most part. But cmon, males, especially of the beta variety, get the short end of the stick today more often than not.

I have many opinions on male/ female relations, some females love to hear (when I'm raging on betas) others they don't, (when I'm pointing out the dark parts of female nature), but I will say this : American women as a group (particularly young white women), are the most pampered, spoiled, well off, cared for, and entitled the world has ever known. The evidence for it is overwhelming.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 08, 2011 08:24 PM (dWPyO)

I'll just sit here and watch the white knights and Roissy fanboiz joust it out

Heh. Good point.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 08, 2011 08:25 PM (dWPyO)

58 '
Trouble avoiding parties?

This ignorant slut will be the target of every frat boy within 20miles of her school/dorm/home. And you know she'll go out with at least one of them.

Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 08:25 PM (cA6/i)

59 well, just remember, when windows are outlawed, only outlaws will fall out of windows.

Posted by: mallfly at October 08, 2011 08:28 PM (W6bJb)

60 Suing the college? She needs some self-respect is all I have to say

Posted by: Girl who stripped her way thru college at October 08, 2011 08:30 PM (SMqnS)

61 18-I agree with you, there are quite a few women out there who lurve their victim status, and use it as a ballpeen hammer to screw with men.

Tthe only reason I ask for caution in lumping all women in that category is that the moronettes (myself included) are pretty man-friendly. We can take the boob and butt jokes, and not get offended. We appreciate when gentlemen hold doors for us, or offer us their seats. And we love us some men who put their lives on the line in war zones, (and in the US). You have a sympathetic audience with us, and we get that men get a raw deal in jobs, legal situations and in life far too often. So please, please, don't put us in the same group as those nasty skanks.

Posted by: moki at October 08, 2011 08:30 PM (dZmFh)

62 Hey. This gives me an idea!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at October 08, 2011 08:32 PM (OKhgI)

63 '
56
The evidence being so many men that aren't getting married cause they don't want to have half their stuff taken away in 15 years and still have to pay the bills.

Evidence like the traffic in prospective brides from overseas because American women are too impressed with themselves.

Evidence like looking at other cultures/countries and the women there and how they act --- like human beings instead of schizo paranoid ego tripping harpies for 50% of the time while the other 50% is spent marinating in some moody swamp focused on their feeling a lack of self worth or the Daddy issues, dependency issues, sexual repression etc.

Mood swings every month; don't you love them? Strangely foreign women manage to keep this cycle from becoming a focal point in their life just as men have their ups and downs and try to maintain a modicum of civility during them. Of course as feminism seeps more and more into the fabric of society we find more and more manginal males succumbing to the temptation to foist their mood on others.

Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 08:35 PM (cA6/i)

64 "Find a girl, get her drunk and f'k her." That's what my old college roommate called "Plan A" when I asked him what he was doing for the weekend. Strangely, his "Plan B" was identical.

Posted by: CMU VET at October 08, 2011 08:37 PM (F+1Cp)

65 I know, I know, anytime one paints with a broad brush someone who doesn't deserve it gets paint in their face.

I've met plenty of women who most of the time are reasonable and charming and don't deserve some of the criticisms I've pointed out.

But 100% of the time all the time? I don't think so.

I'm just cheesed at the hypocrisy. I'd be willing to bet that before this happened (and even now) this gal considers herself an equality warrior. Full of GRRRRRLLL power and fighting the patriarchy and stuff.

Yet it turns out she just Debbie the slut who had a bad fall and then like a real dope decides this is worthy of a lawsuit. It's people like this that give democracy and freedom a bad name.

Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 08:41 PM (cA6/i)

66 The article said she had some brain damage, but I wonder if that happened because of the fall or from him banging her brains out before he shot her out the window.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 08, 2011 08:41 PM (eKuOw)

67 I'll be back. I'm not as think as I drunk I am. I will work on that.

Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 08:43 PM (cA6/i)

68 She is suing over that? At Penn State we called falling out a window drunk "tuesday night."

Posted by: Marie at October 08, 2011 08:43 PM (W7Seu)

69
Andaverde and several of her sorority sisters left Sigma Chi around 11 p.m. and arrived at Sigma Alpha Epsilon around 11:15 p.m., when the women parted ways.

Andaverde and a friend engaged in a conversation on the Sigma Alpha Epsilon third-floor sleeping porch, before the friend introduced Andaverde to a male resident of the house. Andaverde and the man reportedly talked for 30-60 minutes before lying together on his bed around 12:30 a.m. Sept. 10.

The bed was the middle bunk of a three-tiered bunk bed that court documents say "abutted and nearly spanned an open exterior window." The window did not have any stops, locks or devices to prevent it from fully opening or to keep someone from falling through.

Andaverde and the man were reportedly kissing on the bed when she rolled onto her shoulder and inadvertently fell 25 feet out the open window onto concrete. She suffered extensive injuries as a result of the fall.

Elasped Bulova Watch Time: 90 minutes. Sweet....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 08, 2011 08:44 PM (/qkBU)

70 _{^{63
'
56
The evidence being so many men that aren't getting married
cause they don't want to have half their stuff taken away in 15 years
and still have to pay the bills.

Evidence like the traffic in prospective brides from overseas because American women are too impressed with themselves.

Evidence
like looking at other cultures/countries and the women there and how
they act --- like human beings instead of schizo paranoid ego tripping
harpies for 50% of the time while the other 50% is spent marinating in
some moody swamp focused on their feeling a lack of self worth or the
Daddy issues, dependency issues, sexual repression etc.

Mood
swings every month; don't you love them? Strangely foreign women manage
to keep this cycle from becoming a focal point in their life just as
men have their ups and downs and try to maintain a modicum of civility
during them. Of course as feminism seeps more and more into the fabric
of society we find more and more manginal males succumbing to the
temptation to foist their mood on others.}}

_{^{Posted by: Valar Morghulis at October 08, 2011 08:35 PM (cA6/i)}}

Oh my lord, please pass the popcorn, this thread is getting interesting.

Posted by: MrCaniac munching on popcorn at October 08, 2011 08:44 PM (eKuOw)

71 Nice commentary. last thirty days I uncovered this internet site and desired to permit you be conscious that i�ve been gratified, heading via your site�s posts. I should certainly be signing equally as much as the RSS feed and can wait around for another post.

Posted by: Jose Saramago Cain ePub at October 08, 2011 08:46 PM (hE3WR)

72 Moki: You are one in a million. We are fortunate to call you one of our own. Sadly, in my personal and professional experience Valar is substantially correct.

Posted by: CMU VET at October 08, 2011 08:46 PM (F+1Cp)

73 Hell, the university and the sorority ought to sue the parents for doing such a bad job in raising this child.

Posted by: scr_north at October 08, 2011 08:47 PM (2UfIc)

74
The lawsuit states Sigma Alpha Epsilon should have maintained the house in a safe condition, warned visitors and members about potentially dangerous conditions, protected members and visitors from harm, among other responsibilities.

"Ok, here's a pack of Trojans and a motorcycle helmet....."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 08, 2011 08:47 PM (/qkBU)

75 From the article: "...The bed was near an open window and she rolled over and out of it..."

I can sympathize. Many years ago I rolled out of a top bunk during a mortar attack. And I wasn't even uh, talking with someone.

Posted by: Dan at October 08, 2011 08:48 PM (yOk5u)

76 So how come the guy didn't fall out too?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 08, 2011 08:49 PM (OKhgI)

77 I feel shitty. Anyone want a hit of Jameson's?

Right after I finish this Bushmills.

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at October 08, 2011 08:49 PM (HtUdo)

78 _{^{71
Nice commentary. last thirty days I uncovered this internet site and
desired to permit you be conscious that i�ve been gratified, heading via
your site�s posts. I should certainly be signing equally as much as the
RSS feed and can wait around for another post.}}

_{^{Posted by: Jose Saramago Cain ePub at October 08, 2011 08:46 PM (hE3WR)}}

Holy shit dude, are you channeling Amanda Andaverde?

Posted by: MrCaniac's decoder watch is not working at October 08, 2011 08:50 PM (eKuOw)

79 So how come the guy didn't fall out too?

Duh! She was on top.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 08, 2011 08:50 PM (lLxs/)

80
So how come the guy didn't fall out too?
Posted by: andycanuck

Kickstand, if you know what I mean....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 08, 2011 08:51 PM (/qkBU)

81 72-CMU Vet, you are precious. And actually, quite a lot of the ladies who post here are far better than me at expressing their appreciation of the Stronger Sex. I also know that Valar is correct, and it breaks my heart. Militant Feminism did such a disservice to women and to our country, and we are reaping the withered stalks of that campaign.

Posted by: moki at October 08, 2011 08:51 PM (dZmFh)

82 Let me think: Premises liability. Guest/invitee. Code violations. Forseeability . Injury resulting. She might have a viable case against the building's owner.

Posted by: CMU VET at October 08, 2011 08:52 PM (F+1Cp)

83 ^{76
So how come the guy didn't fall out too?}

^{Posted by: andycanuck at October 08, 2011 08:49 PM (OKhgI)}

She rolled over on her shoulder. Sounds like they were going doggy style so he had a little higher center of gravity.

It's science n stuff.

Posted by: MrCaniac Sexpert at October 08, 2011 08:53 PM (eKuOw)

84 MrCaniiac: Science can explain so much. Hell, there was even gravity involved here. Yup, science.

Posted by: CMU VET at October 08, 2011 08:56 PM (F+1Cp)

85 >>Evidence like the traffic in prospective brides from overseas because American women are too impressed with themselves.

Yeah, why aren't there any American Brides sites for overseas men?

Posted by: Shrew who won't cook or have babies at October 08, 2011 08:57 PM (SMqnS)

86 Shrew: Muslim men love those American Brides. The market is huge, huge I tell ya.

Posted by: CMU VET at October 08, 2011 09:00 PM (F+1Cp)

87 I have been absent for some time, but now I remember why I used to love this website. Thanks , I will try and check back more frequently. How frequently you update your web site?

Posted by: My Beating Teenage Heart epub at October 08, 2011 09:03 PM (fyk5S)

Aw, thats just for Dawa w/a dong.

/sarc

Posted by: Shrew who won't cook or have babies at October 08, 2011 09:04 PM (SMqnS)

89 _{^{76
So how come the guy didn't fall out too?}}

_{^{Posted by: andycanuck at October 08, 2011 08:49 PM (OKhgI)}}

Sloppy seconds?

Posted by: Sean Avery at October 08, 2011 09:04 PM (eKuOw)

90 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2011 09:05 PM (fyOgS)

91 The solution here is obvious, people: We need to ban windows.

Posted by: Secundus at October 08, 2011 09:05 PM (P+Rq+)

92 Or we need more green windows.

Posted by: CMU VET at October 08, 2011 09:06 PM (F+1Cp)

93 _{^{87
I have been absent for some time, but now I remember why I used to love
this website. Thanks , I will try and check back more frequently. How
frequently you update your web site?}}

_{^{Posted by: My Beating Teenage Heart epub at October 08, 2011 09:03 PM (fyk5S)}}

Every time a drunk coed falls out of a frat house window. In other words, constantly.

Remember, "everytime a coed rings her bell, an angel gets it wings!!"

Posted by: MrCaniac channeling George Bailey at October 08, 2011 09:07 PM (eKuOw)

94 _{^{90
Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.}}

_{^{Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2011 09:05 PM (fyOgS)}}

I bet Amanda is a stuttering clusterf#ck now too.

Posted by: Anonymous AoSHQ poster at October 08, 2011 09:09 PM (eKuOw)

Stories like this make me think we need to legalise child labor again, BTW

Watch unemployment fade to nothing when you can hire 8yo kids for a fistful of candy & a sawbuck to remove asbestos & drive tractor-trailers & stuff

And all the brats in College will thank their lucky stars & STFU, and probably even study something useful so they don't have to mine salt anymore like when they were 14yo

Posted by: Scrooge at October 08, 2011 09:13 PM (SMqnS)

96
18 '
Women:
over 50% of the population but get treated as a "minority" (i.e. Special privilege.)

This. Great observations.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie � at October 08, 2011 09:13 PM (cYzZf)

Or we need more green windows.

Which would be more expensive, opaque (sp?), harder to install, a complete sinkhole for government money, easier to break... and drunken idiots would still fall through them.

Posted by: Secundus at October 08, 2011 09:13 PM (P+Rq+)

98 Thanks for sharing, please keep an update about this info. love to read it more. i like this site too much.

Posted by: Suicide Run AudioBook at October 08, 2011 09:18 PM (fyk5S)

99 Sec: But green solves everything. Haven't you heard?

Posted by: CMU VET at October 08, 2011 09:20 PM (F+1Cp)

100

You know what could have prevented this tragedy.

A Gardasil shot....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 08, 2011 09:24 PM (/qkBU)

101 This reminds me - 30 years ago, an old guy I worked with quite seriously asked me: "These days, what's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?"
.

I thought a little.

.

I answered, "Alimony".

Posted by: pbrstonight at October 08, 2011 09:24 PM (3BtXI)

102

_{^{Which would be more expensive, opaque (sp?),
harder to install, a complete sinkhole for government money, easier to
break... and drunken idiots would still fall through them.}}

_{^{Posted by: Secundus at October 08, 2011 09:13 PM (P+Rq+)}}

Maybe it wouldn't have happened if she was a fat little girlfriend.

Posted by: Mike Leach at October 08, 2011 09:28 PM (eKuOw)

103 You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.

Posted by: The Better Angels of Our Nature ePub at October 08, 2011 09:37 PM (DQZLq)

104

Posted by: CMU VET

Hmmmm. Green stuff is supposed to be energy efficient, right? So, we simply mandate that all windows be un-openable and six inches wide by two feet tall. People will save on heating and A/C costs, and no one can fall out!

'Course, your house will look like the county lockup, but hey-- you'll be safe! And green!

Posted by: Secundus at October 08, 2011 09:38 PM (P+Rq+)

105 103 You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.

That's what she said!

Whatever happened to Lace Wigs and that weird spam that grabbed random words from the post? This spam that can't even understand a coed falling out of a window is lame.

Posted by: VKI at October 08, 2011 09:41 PM (TKoA3)

106 We demand better spam!

Posted by: Secundus- Occupy Ace of Spades at October 08, 2011 09:46 PM (P+Rq+)

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_{^{Posted by: The Better Angels of Our Nature ePub at October 08, 2011 09:37 PM (DQZLq)}}

I think you were the one that fell out of the window.

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Posted by: yakima o' canutt, in below the sexy shoes at October 08, 2011 11:14 PM (VJzjC)

110 Jesus Christ people are stupid!!!!
Or smart????

If I could have sued everyone who let me drink too much I could have owned Apple Computer by now for Christ sakes!!! Bring me a beer you wankers!!!

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^{Posted by: Cartier rings sale at October 09, 2011 12:56 AM (dQKRc)}

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Posted by: MrCaniac at October 09, 2011 02:01 AM (eKuOw)

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