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toddbarry

  1. I hope one of the Hoarders wins. #Emmys half a minute ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  2. Salad dressing line. #Emmys 41 minutes ago via web
  3. The ring is by a guy who makes rings too big. #Emmys about 1 hour ago via web
  4. Seal needs to seal his shirt. #Emmys about 1 hour ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  5. I will be live tweeting The #Emmys!!!!!!!!! about 2 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  6. How does that @Humblebrag dude find the time to do all that retweeting?!! about 6 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  7. @Stonefox4evr I don't remember the bank teller one. How'd that go? about 7 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Stonefox4evr
  8. @MollyHarperShah Thanks Molly! about 8 hours ago via web in reply to MollyHarperShah
  9. @franknbeats Thanks Frank! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to franknbeats
  10. @nicoleharmony I remember you! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to nicoleharmony
  11. @LennyPezza Thanks Lenny! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to LennyPezza
  12. @thejulieeffect Thanks Julie! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to thejulieeffect
  13. @harvardbuckwolf Thanks! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to harvardbuckwolf
  14. #youlookrealstupid standing naked next to stove w/bow tie taped 2 ur balls wearing KISS makeup & making yourself a stirfry. about 22 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  15. I will now participate in the trending topic #YouLookRealStupid about 22 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  16. Black pepper, too! RT @JimGaffigan: What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment? 4:28 PM Sep 17th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  17. Overheard, LA: guy on cell in Macy's elevator saying if they cast some dude in skit, he could "tweet it out" to 200,000 people. 3:52 PM Sep 17th via WhoSay
  18. TONIGHT at @ImprovComedyLA. Me, @ChelseaVPeretti @NeilHamburger @IanEdwardsComic @robdelaney improv.com/ComedyClub/Hol… Pls RT! 12:20 PM Sep 17th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  19. Do u work for accounting firm "Let's Have Sex in a Car, CPAs'? Because we should have sex in a car. #WorstPickUpLine 7:45 PM Sep 16th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  20. Are you employed at candy store called "Ur Making Me Horny's Candy Store'? Because ur making me horny. #WorstPickUpLine 7:36 PM Sep 16th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
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  • Bio Watch http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/5e19. Email list: http://goo.gl/MrdM8c Next shows: Los Angeles, Collinsville, CT.
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