Save the date, LOS ANGELES! First solo show in over a year at M Bar on 2/22/2012 8pm! facebook.com/events/2800715…...

@riotactcomedy hay! can't wait to see y'all on the first!!!! mmmhmmmmmm!!!!

Come see me tonight at Velvet Lounge in Santa Ana! I'll be there from 9pm to 1am;-)

Tumblescrunchie! yfrog.com/keq4mwbj

Writing my new sitcom "Are you there E! Entertainment Network President? I've got a mouth, a gina, and a butthole!" starring @chelseahandler

Calling all poop noodles! Listen tonight 7:00 PM PST gvbradio.com/the-jason-dude…. Listen live, or download it as a podcast!

Have you had a cup of Ho yet? Check out these BANNED videos from Youtube! wendyho.net/wendyho/banned…

Tonight, pigs! 7pm PST, Listen to me on the Jason Dudey Show, gvbradio.com/the-jason-dude…. U can download it as a podcast too!

Bein a cunt? I always test positive

Today I'ma follow the trends, by making a video called "shit lady gaga says," starring my cat, that will also comment on the president.

TONIGHT! LISTEN to me! 7:00 PM PST gvbradio.com/the-jason-dude…. If you can't listen live, download it as a podcast!

You retarded? I though you wuz french!

@sethmfox it might be happenin sooner than later, gurrrrrrrr! xoxo

I got real tits and a fake pussy

Hey little piggies! Listen to me on the Jason Dudey Show, Tuesday, January 10 at 7:00 PM PST... fb.me/10bktB5xZ

Tonight! I'm back at Hamburger Mary's Weho for the Bullshi* show! Starts at 10pm!

Have you had a cup of Ho yet? Check out these BANNED videos from Youtube! wendyho.net/wendyho/banned…

@VickyVoxICunt 's show at Hamburger Mary's last night was DIVINE #notjustcuziwasinit Next Thursday, go check it out, you'll thank me later!

#FF @jasyson510 @podcubs @gaypornreview @TheJoshie @Frankr0d @dreamsutra @chrisbordeaux @sambastajr @romanfeeser !!!

I went to college to pay for my strippin…