You know, he looks a little strange, but as a lover, he's always rock hard.

George Michael can wrap himself in aluminum foil all he wants; I can still tell he's been hanging out at the park

Training to be a refrigerator magnet.

Jews wrap everything in tinfoil.

two things Americans hate and can't understand, art and muslims.

The Silver Surfer/Forrest Gump crossover just isn't working for me...

Terminator 5 things turn romantic between the t2000 and john connor

It is amazing what people can make with their hands....that so looks like a vagina it is incredible

no matter how he angles his face, his nose is steel huge

You know, he looks a little strange, but as a lover, he's always rock hard.