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Friday, April 30, 2010

THE RALLBLOG HAS MOVED.

Blogger has decided to stop hosting FTP-based blogs. Therefore, the Rallblog has moved to a new address:

http://www.rall.com/rallblog


Please update your bookmarks.

I will leave this blog up as long as permitted for archival purposes.

Ted Rall
April 30, 2010

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Cartoon for April 30, 2010

Hey, a citizen can dream.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Ted Rall Live in Philadelphia Tonight

I'll be at the Pen & Pencil Club in Philly tonight, 7 pm.

The End is Near

This Blogger-hosted blog is about to go dark. Please change your bookmarks to the new Rallblog at:

http://www.rall.com/rallblog

After May 1, this site will no longer be updated.

Cartoon for April 28, 2010

While they're off destroying the homes of Afghans and Iraqis, U.S. soldiers are losing their own homes to foreclosure.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Coulda, Shoulda, Wouldn'tve

PLEASE NOTE: This column has been posted over at the new Rallblog at rall.com/rallblog. If you want your comments to last, make them over there. Thanks!

COULDA, SHOULDA, WOULDN'TVE

What Disasters Are We Creating Now?

No one could have known.

That's what they always say after a disaster. Well, it's what the establishment—a good '60s word, let's bring it back!—says. "No one could have known" is the perfect excuse. Don't blame us, we did the best we could, but we're not clairvoyant.

But it's rarely true. Most of the time, the people in charge—the people responsible for what went wrong—were warned in advance. They simply chose to ignore the warnings.

Why? In the case of government officials and corporate executives, it's typically because acting on such warnings would cost them money. Sometimes it's because the man or woman who predicts the mayhem about to unfold doesn't have the status, title or connections to make themselves heard.

Mostly it's because scum rises to the top.

After hurricane Katrina destroyed New Orleans, Homeland Security secretary Michael Chertoff called the disaster "breathtaking in its surprise."

"That 'perfect storm' of a combination of catastrophes exceeded the foresight of the planners, and maybe anybody's foresight," Chertoff said.

It didn't surprise everyone. "We certainly understood the potential impact of a Category 4 or 5 hurricane" on New Orleans, Lt. General Carl Strock, chief of engineers for the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers," said the same week.

I had attended a journalists' convention in New Orleans a few years before that. Probably half the New Orleans residents I met asked me to write about the "big one" that was sure to devastate their city someday.

Except for those who later claimed that nobody could have known, everybody knew.

Harry Markopolos, a Boston financial analyst, has a book out (title: "No One Would Listen") detailing the eight years he spent trying to convince the SEC to go after Bernard Madoff, who was responsible for the disappearance of $65 billion.

The financial collapse that began in the fall of 2008 was attributable to the burst of the housing bubble, fiscal shenanigans at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and the longstanding practice of allowing investment banks to hire and fire rating agencies. Economists, corporate insiders, and journalists had repeatedly warned about these problems since at least 2004. They were ignored, even ridiculed by those who claimed a "new paradigm" was in effect in the U.S. economy.

From the lack of WMDs in Iraq (Scott Ritter knew) to the losing quagmire in Afghanistan (I knew) to the recent mine disaster in West Virginia (inspectors knew), nearly every calamity you can think of could have been avoided. All the idiots in charge had to do was listen to the smart people who weren't.

Adam Cohen writes in The New York Times: "Predictions of disaster have always been ignored—that is why there is a Cassandra myth—but it is hard to think of a time when so many major warned-against calamities have occurred in such quick succession. The next time someone is inclined to hold hearings on a disaster, they should go beyond asking why particular warnings were ignored and ask why well-founded warnings are so often ignored."

Cohen answers his own question, citing four causes for institutional resistance to doing the right/smart thing before it's too late: ideology (reflexive thinking), change would threaten the powers-that-be, inertia, and incompetence.

No doubt, those factors all play a role. I'd like to add another: the fear to speak truth to power, which is intimately coupled with powers that tell truth to shut up.

In my long work history it was a rare workplace where management sought out new ideas, much less criticism. It was rarer still that a contrarian voice was rewarded, much less heeded. We see the same thing in politics. Those who speak up are smacked down.

All too often, bosses and officials are insecure. Worried more about losing face than doing a good job, they instinctively reject anyone and anything who threatens their prestige. Better to lose a war than to lose face.

The problem is systemic. As long as business schools crank out automatons and companies are willing to hire them, as long as voters reward the smarmiest and godliest over the straight-talkers, as long as playing it safe (i.e. boring) is valued more than taking chances, our society is going to keep screwing up. And it'll all be perfectly avoidable.

Look around today. What are we being warned about? Which smart people are we ignoring? They're everywhere. Let's start with the economists who warn that the U.S. economy is at the end of its rope, that the federal government can't keep increasing the deficit, that underpaying workers as the rich gets richer is a recipe for collapse and revolution.

For my money, the fact that we are ignoring the thousands of scientists who warn of rising floodwaters due to global warming, dust storms and mass famine due to excessive cultivation and overpopulation, and untold damage to our ecosystem as thousands of species go extinct, proves a terrible point: As a society, we are nearly as stupid as our bosses and public officials.

(Ted Rall is working on a radical political manifesto for publication this fall. His website is tedrall.com.)

COPYRIGHT 2010 TED RALL

Monday, April 26, 2010

Movin' Time!

Just a friendly reminder to Aggie Dude and the rest of y'all that you shouldn't be here anymore. The joint closes at the end of this week!

The new Rallblog is at: http://www.rall.com/rallblog.

Check it out. Register. Comment. Have fun.

Now It Can Be Told

My next book will be The Anti-American Manifesto.

Cartoon for April 26, 2010

The unemployed are American heroes!

Sunday, April 25, 2010

MOVING THE RALLBLOG!

Effective May 1, the Rallblog will be found at http://www.rall.com/rallblog/.

Please update your bookmarks.

This blog will be updated this coming week, then be placed into suspended animation.

For this coming week, both the new and old Rallblogs will be updated simultaneously.

There are some missing archives at the new Rallblog, and there will be some design issues, but we're working on them now.

Thank you!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

TED RALL COLUMN: Tea Party: Why the Right Doesn't Gt It

It's the Intellectual Inconsistency, Stupid

Larry Elder, a black conservative columnist and Tea Party speaker, has a piece out this week titled "Tea Party: Why the Left Doesn't Get It."

Setting aside the question of why any African-American would vote Republican (did any Jews vote for the Nazis?), Elder's column unintentionally reveals the intellectual inconsistency of the Tea Party.

For liberals the Ur question about the Tea Party concerns the timing of its origin: February 2009. Where, they ask, were these self-declared deficit hawks when Bush and his Republican Congress turned Clinton's budget surplus into record deficits? Where were these advocates of small government when Bush hired the biggest roster of federal employees in history and created a new federal department—the Department of Homeland Security—that became a national laughingstock due to its incompetence? Where were these Constitutional purists when Bush suspended habeas corpus, built concentration camps and signed off on torture?

"As to Bush's non-defense, non-homeland security domestic spending, [right-wing] people did complain—lots of them and frequently," Elder points out.

And he's right. There was grumbling. I remember.

But there weren't anti-Bush rallies, much less scary guys showing up at presidential appearances brandishing automatic weapons. Under Bush, of course, said scary guys would have been declared "enemy combatants" and tortured into psychosis like Jose Padilla.

"Better late than never," Elder lamely retorts.

Another right-wing columnist, Jonah Goldberg, goes so far as to call the Tea Party "a delayed Bush backlash."

But 57 percent of Tea Partiers say they like Bush. Huh.

On most of the policies Tea Partiers claim to deplore—deficit spending, expansive government, the bank bailouts—Obama is identical to Bush. The only difference between the two men is the color of their skin. Which makes lefties think anti-Obama racism is the Tea Party's true driving force.

As Paul Butler wrote in the New York Times: "No student of American history would be surprised to learn that when the United States elects its first non-white president, a strong anti-government movement rises up."

"Slanderous hogwash," Goldberg calls the charge that the Tea Party is motivated by racism.

If not racism, then what?

Stupidity. Or at least intellectual dishonesty.

Elder's qualifier that righties didn't like "Bush's non-defense, non-homeland security domestic spending" is revealing. Bush's two wars and tax cuts for the wealthy will account for a staggering 70 percent of the federal deficit over the next 10 years, according to the Center for Budget and Policy Priorities. (Obama's bailouts will cost five percent.)

Either you're against deficits, or you're not. Making an exception for optional military spending—neither the Afghan nor the Iraq war was necessary—is like saying you adore sharks except for all the sharp teeth.

My leftie friends find the Tea Party frustrating. They applaud Tea Partiers' distrust of government, their willingness to take to the streets to express their grievances. If only the Left had their energy!

Progressives also find much to like in Tea Partiers' calls for a return to core values embodied by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. But only in theory.

The Tea Party's selective Chinese-menu style approach to constitutional purity and small government is appalling. They're loud and proud when it comes to the right to own guns, yet oppose or remain silent when it comes to the right of gays to sleep with whomever they want-and marry him. They decry government intrusion in the form of healthcare reform, but have nothing to say about the fact that the NSA is listening to their phone calls and reading their email. They complain about illegal immigrants but not about the corporations that hire them. And what should be more terrifying to opponents of big guvmint than reserving the right—as Bush did and Obama does—to assassinate American citizens just for fun? (The Tea Party is silent on this too.)

If the Tea Party is to emerge as a potent force in American politics, it will need to develop a coherent platform with broad appeal across class, party and racial lines. An appeal to fiscal sanity, constitutional freedoms and a government that keeps out of our bedrooms could form the foundation of a new majority. Otherwise, the Tea Party will be remembered as the latest incarnation of the nativist white wing of the GOP (c.f. "angry white males" circa 1995).

(Ted Rall is working on a radical political manifesto for publication this fall. His website is tedrall.com.)

COPYRIGHT 2010 TED RALL

Cartoon for April 23, 2010

A much-discussed poll reveals that 80% of Americans distrust the government.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Cartoon for April 21, 2010

Based on a conversation I had with Matt Bors...

Monday, April 19, 2010

Cartoon for April 19, 2010

Behold: the economics of Obamacare...

Friday, April 16, 2010

Cartoon for April 16, 2010

As goes healthcare...

Thursday, April 15, 2010

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Free the Troops


The Case for Professionalizing the U.S. Military


The number of new U.S. Army recruits who are high-school dropouts soared during the Bush years, peaking at 29.3 percent in 2007. The economic collapse made life easier for military recruiters. "Only" 17 percent of soldiers who joined in 2008 failed to graduate from high school. But high unemployment hasn't resulted in enough new high-quality soldiers and sailors.

Recruit quality is important. Uneducated or incapable soldiers are less likely to do well operating high-tech equipment. And they're more likely to do stupid things, like beating up, robbing and raping civilians in U.S.-occupied territories.

The U.S. military is bigger than ever. But it's becoming dumber. It's also getting meaner: in 2008 one in five recruits received a "morals waiver" because they had a criminal record, including felonies. "The main reason for the decline in standards is the war in Iraq and its onerous 'operations tempo'—soldiers going back for third and fourth tours of duty, with no end in sight," reported Slate's Fred Kaplan in 2008.

As if that weren't bad enough, America's armed services are losing their smartest officers faster than ever. After graduating from West Point, cadets must serve five years. More high-caliber officers are choosing not to reenlist than at any time since the Vietnam War: 44 percent in 2006, up from 18 percent in 2003. Some analysts blame the endless wars against Iraq and Afghanistan.

There isn't much glory in shooting up buses and taxis at checkpoints in the hot dust of Central Asia and the Middle East. And it doesn't help that, yellow-ribbon magnets aside, the United States of America doesn't give a damn about its veterans. Whereas other countries treat their warriors like heroes, providing them with free housing and other benefits, the U.S. uses up and discards them like tissue paper. "Veterans make up almost a quarter of the homeless population in the United States," reports CNN. "The government says there are as many as 200,000 homeless veterans; the majority served in the Vietnam War. Some served in Korea or even World War II. About 2,000 served in Iraq or Afghanistan."

Higher salaries would increase the military's applicant pool and thus the quality and quantity of enlistees. But no one ever talks about the most obvious way to professionalize the U.S. military: treat servicemen and servicewomen like professionals.

Consider my experience.

Motivated by curiosity, contrarian rebellion and the loss of my full scholarship due to the Reagan budget cuts, I went down to my local Army recruiting station during the summer between my freshman and sophomore year of college. I thought perhaps there was some way to finance the remainder of my education by doing military service. The recruiter set up an appointment for me to take an aptitude test.

Then the phone calls began. They were excited. Apparently I had gotten a perfect score. This didn't happen often.

Which didn't surprise me. Two things leapt out at me when I took the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery. First: it was appallingly easy. I was an AP student; I hadn't seen material so simple since elementary school. Second: the other guys taking the test were dolts. Where did they find such losers? Even my school's shop classes didn't feature such a sad collection of yahoos, misfits and morons.

Allowing for the obvious seduce-and-destroy tactics of Army recruiters, I did believe that they wanted me more than the average schlub who took the ASVAB. I was a straight-A student. All my test scores were in the top percentile, including a perfect score on the math SAT. I'd gotten into Columbia University's engineering program. I knew I was a catch.

I went in to talk.

One recruiter handed me a brochure. One of the photos showed a German village. "You'll probably be sent to Germany," he said. Probably.

"Can you put that in writing?"

Of course not. You go where they send you. That's the Army way. The military way. But look at it from the viewpoint of an 18-year-old. I had options! I could stay in school, take out student loans, earn a degree and get recruited by some deep-pocketed defense contractor. A deep-pocketed defense contractor that couldn't make me pack up and ship off to, say, Afghanistan or Iraq. A deep-pocketed defense contractor whose job I could quit just like that.

I was drawing cartoons and doing reporting for my campus newspaper.

"You'll almost certainly end up as a military journalist," the other recruiter said. "Stars and Stripes. Would you like that?"

Well, shucks and golly gee, why not? I'd be another Bill Mauldin! "Will you guarantee that?" I asked.

Nope. You do what they assign you to do. Where they tell you to do it. For as long as they want you to do it.

"Can I put in a request for the kind of job I'd prefer?" I asked. "Or for where I'd like to be stationed?"

There was a pause. The two men glanced at each other. I noticed a smirk, ever so slight, on one of their faces. As I knew it would be, the answer was a lie:

"Well, um, sure, I suppose we could submit your preferences," the liar-recruiter lied.

"No reason why not," the other one chimed in.

They only had one real carrot: the college tuition program. I was looking at paying $13,000 a year in tuition and fees. They were offering $4,000 a year for one term of enlistment. Actually, "up to $4,000."

If the military wants to attract smart young men and women like I used to be, with high test scores and clean criminal records, they're going to have to start treating recruits like employees, not slaves or indentured servants. Fix enlistment terms, abolish both the current "stop-loss" rule scheduled to end next year and commit never to start a new one. Let people choose their jobs. (They can request one now. That's not enough.) Let people decide where they want to serve. If a brilliant recruit doesn't want to go to Afghanistan, why not let her serve elsewhere? The intelligent, independent thinkers a 21st century military needs demand and deserve the same respect they would enjoy in the private sector.

What about war? Shouldn't a president be able to send troops wherever he wants, consent be damned?

No.

When the public supports a war, there are plenty of volunteers and enlisted men and women ready to go and fight. If there aren't enough people willing to go, there isn't enough political will to win. No one should be asked to fight—or die—for a cause they don't believe in.

(Ted Rall is working on a radical political manifesto for publication this fall. His website is tedrall.com.)

COPYRIGHT 2010 TED RALL

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Cartoon for April 14, 2010

Now to prepare for the people complaining that this video was the exception to the rule...

Monday, April 12, 2010

In Case You Missed It . . .

Tina Fey..er..um..Sarah Palin is starting her own television network. Just like Oprah!

I missed the news. Thank goodness for YouTube.

Susan

Cartoon for April 12, 2010

Suicide girls are go!

Friday, April 09, 2010

Cartoon for April 9, 2010

Ah, Hamid Karzai. Funny how we only turn against him now.