- Different leader, same shit from North Korea:
North Korea’s powerful National Defense Commission issued a hard-line statement on Friday, ruling out any policy changes and threatening not to deal with South Korea’s Lee Myung-bak government.
The warning, issued after the North’s new leader Kim Jong-un took power from his deceased father Kim Jong-il during the communist nation’s mourning period, seems to represent Pyongyang’s future policy stance towards the South.
Just for clarification, they didn’t threaten this as much as say outright they would never deal with the Lee administration, which, for good measure, they referred to as the “traitorous Lee Myung-bak gang.”
Oh, and by “never deal” with the Lee administration, they mean “we’ll still take South Korean money and aid, though.”
UPDATE: I like the “bloody tears” reference:
“On this occasion, we solemnly declare with confidence that foolish politicians around the world, including the puppet forces in South Korea, should not expect any changes from us,” a broadcaster on state television said on Friday.
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“The sea of bloody tears from our military and people will follow the puppet regime until the end. The tears will turn into a sea of revengeful fire that burns everything.”
- In case you wanted to learn more about North Korea’s doctoring of its funeral photos, I direct you to here and here. I have no idea what it all means—I’m still learning how to process RAW files.
- So… who is the 8-foot-tall mofo in the back line at KJI’s funeral? Could it be former NBA hopeful Ri Myung Hun? (HT to gmm)
- Yankee fans representing at Kim’s funeral, too:
By now you’ve probably seen all the people in North Korea crying over the death of Kim Jong-il. But amidst all the sobbing and somber reminiscences, there’s something you might have missed. To see what it is, skip ahead to to 5:04 and 6:47 marks of the video shown above.
That’s right: A little boy attended the funeral procession in a Yankees hat. That’s even crazier than when a guy wearing a Yankees cap captured Moammar Gadhafi two months ago.
Not that it’s anywhere near as crazy, but I once spotted a guy wearing an Islanders jersey in a market in Dar Es Salaam, Tanzania.
- Man, I hate this f*cking song, but the video is still cute (HT to Apodyopsis Gymnophoria):
- Turning to domestic news, thanks be to God, the Constitutional Court has ruled that it is unconstitutional to ban SNS campaigning though services like Twitter in the 180 days prior to an election:
“The Internet is open to everyone and electioneering in cyberspace is virtually costless. So, restricting online campaigning does not serve the purpose of the Election Law, which is supposed to bridge the gap in election campaigns between rich and poor candidates,” the court said in its ruling.
It also said the law overly restricts fundamental human rights.
There’s still a problem, though. From the editorial of the Kyunghyang Shinmun:
Article 254 of the Public Official Election Act still limits online campaigning prior to the election period. As long as this article has not been properly dealt with, the debate surrounding SNS campaigning is destined to be repeated. In handing down its ruling, the Constitutional Court said the desirable approach would be to permit online campaigning at all times. The National Election Commission, too, has consistently voiced the position that online campaigning should be allowed on a continued basis, offering opinions to this effect five times since 2003. The National Assembly should quickly amend the election laws to reflect these positions from the Constitutional Court and National Election Commission. This is the way to realize the greater election principle of “tying up money and opening mouths.” A forward-looking decision by the National Assembly to reflect the currents of the age must follow.
- I don’t agree with everything the kid says (or Tweets, as it were), but I confess, I like the cut of his jib.
- Kim Moon-soo is a good man, but did he ever step in it here. Some of the parodies are quite funny, too.
- Do you hear their cry? Do you hear my cry? Please stop putting ads in American newspapers. You’re not helping.
To be fair, at least the copy is better. For comparison’s sake, see his previous efforts here. One of my New Year’s resolutions for 2012 is to be less of an arrogant prick, but really if that’s what it takes to become a 한국홍보전문가, I should be head of KOCIS by now…