Mitt vs Mitt


Artist – David Fitzsimmons

Another GOP debate will take place tonight on Fixed News at 9 pm EST.

The team representing Mitt Romney in the “spin room” after tonight’s debate will be comprised of three anti-immigrant zealots according to a report from The Hill.

Team Romney has evidently decided the Hispanic vote is of no consequence.

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Lunatic Quote of the Day

This is some of the craziest shit I’ve seen in recent memory.

A speaker told a coalition of tea party groups in South Carolina on Monday that the U.S. could save $260 billion on the border fence if they “force these Mexicans to make $5 a day” to build it. [...]

“I proposed a two dual-fence system, multi-tiered wall with a no man’s land — I put a minefield in there, but they said no — intrusion detection systems like we use in detecting tunnels with nitrous and oxygen emission control emitters to detect carbon dioxide upon exhalation of someone digging a tunnel,” he explained. “Then you pump gas in there, — tear gas, nothing lethal. Just make it come out the other side.”

“But what you do, you take all these incarcerated illegal aliens — even give some of the guys who are U.S. citizens in the U.S. prison system, who make about 27 cents a day doing ridiculous work — kick out the union labor charging $28 an hour, force these Mexicans and these other people to make $5 a day, making more money than they made in Mexico anyway,” Heaton continued. “Put them to work building a security fence under military and local-state law enforcement administration. … Projected budget: $140 billion, which will pay for itself in four years once you get them the hell out of here.”

Oh! $5 per day is more than they were making in Mexico anyway, so we’ll actually be doing them a favor!

I’ve seen this logic before. It’s usually contained within columns or wingnut talk-radio rants about how slavery wasn’t so bad because it provided food and shelter to the slaves.

And how exactly is a border fence going to pay for itself? The state of Alabama, where the nations toughest anti-immigration laws have been implemented, is projected to lose up to $130 million per year in tax revenue because –shock, horror– the overwhelming majority of immigrants pay taxes too! I suppose a border fence will pay for itself in the same way the Iraq war did.

By the way, prisoners actually make about 75 cents per hour, not 27 cents per day, and I would hardly describe what they do as “ridiculous work.” For many it’s the difference between remaining sane or not.

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Mitt Romney Honors “Papers Please” on MLK Day

While most Americans take time off and recognize today as Martin Luther King Day, Mitt Romney has chosen to spend the day campaigning with the grandfather of Arizona’s and Alabama’s “Papers Please” anti-immigration laws, Kris Kobach.

On a day set aside to honor civil rights activist Martin Luther King, Jr., Mitt Romney plans to tout his extreme immigration positions during a campaign stop in South Carolina today — with Kris Kobach, the author of Arizona’s and Alabama’s immigration laws, at his side. He will attack his competitors Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry for their softer immigration stances, which could resonate with South Carolina voters who support that state’s harmful immigration law.

“Mitt Romney stands apart from the others. He’s the only one who’s taken a strong across-the-board position on immigration,” Kobach said, and he told Fox News’ Neil Cavuto that Romney was much farther to the right on illegal immigration than his fellow presidential candidates.

I’m not sure Mitt Romney is further to the right than Rick Perry, who was endorsed by Sheriff Joe Arpaio, however I welcome Romney in continuously repeating that. By all means. Continue expressing how far to the right you are from now until November.

Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach, the author of “Papers Please,” officially endorsed Mitt Romney this past week, and before becoming Secretary of State he worked for the Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR) which according to the Southern Poverty Law Center is a hate group.

None of this seems to bother Mitt Romney however as evidenced by his campaigning alongside the man on today of all days.

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A Sample from This Week’s After Party

(Bumped!) I thought I’d post a three minute sample of this week’s Bob & Chez Show After Party.

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The After Party is a spin-off of the Bubble Genius Bob & Chez Show and it covers other topics beyond the world of politics (though it’s impossible for us to not talk about politics, so we do that, too). Chez Pazienza and I discuss and ridicule pop culture, music and our twisted personal lives. Subscriptions are only $6 per month, or $1.50 per episode.

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SOPA Is Dead. Again.

On the 16th of December I said “SOPA is Dead. For Now.” and now it would appear that it is dead again. Possibly for good.

House Oversight Chairman Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) said early Saturday morning that Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) promised him the House will not vote on the controversial Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) unless there is consensus on the bill.

“While I remain concerned about Senate action on the Protect IP Act, I am confident that flawed legislation will not be taken up by this House,” Issa said in a statement. “Majority Leader Cantor has assured me that we will continue to work to address outstanding concerns and work to build consensus prior to any anti-piracy legislation coming before the House for a vote.”

Meanwhile a number of senators, including GOP senators, are asking Harry Reid to cancel an upcoming vote on the senate counterpart to SOPA known as Protect IP (PIPA), and the Obama Administration has also come out against both bills.

Controversial bills like SOPA and PIPA rely on quickly moving through the legislature before people find out what’s really in it. Postponing debate on the bill until after the holiday break meant everyone would have time to look at it and pressure to shelve the legislation would have time to build momentum.

And that pressure didn’t come only from private citizens. It came from major billion-dollar businesses too. In hindsight we probably wouldn’t be breathing a sigh of relief today without the immense pressure from internet-based business.

Furthermore, we’re officially in election season now. The odds of something as controversial as SOPA passing between now and November are almost nil. And if the bill isn’t resurrected before the GOP primary is officially over, I doubt it will come up for debate again until this time four years from now.

That is unless Mitt Romney were to win in November. Then it could be signed into law by February. That’s not a scenario I’m predicting, however it is food for thought.

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The President and The Long Game

Andrew Sullivan wrote a spectacular cover-story for Newsweek about the president’s achievements (both liberal and conservative). Mainly, Sullivan underscores something I’ve been trying to outline here for some time now. President Obama’s strategic planning and, specifically, the roll-out of his agenda, is a long term process that requires us to not miss “the screen for the pixels.”

Briefly, the essay outlines the following premise: the president isn’t the pre-apocalyptic end of all things, as many far-right conservatives contend, and he’s not a traitor to liberal values or a continuation of the Bush presidency (Sullivan calls Bush “a tongue-tied dauphin”), as many liberal critics contend. Instead, he’s a long-term planner who understands how to get things done despite unprecedented divisiveness.

What liberals have never understood about Obama is that he practices a show-don’t-tell, long-game form of domestic politics. What matters to him is what he can get done, not what he can immediately take credit for. And so I railed against him for the better part of two years for dragging his feet on gay issues. But what he was doing was getting his Republican defense secretary and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs to move before he did. The man who made the case for repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell” was, in the end, Adm. Mike Mullen. This took time—as did his painstaking change in the rule barring HIV-positive immigrants and tourists—but the slow and deliberate and unprovocative manner in which it was accomplished made the changes more durable. Not for the first time, I realized that to understand Obama, you have to take the long view. Because he does.

The strategy is both complicated and, if you recall how achievements have unfolded, obvious. And here it is:

To use the terms Obama first employed in his inaugural address: the president begins by extending a hand to his opponents; when they respond by raising a fist, he demonstrates that they are the source of the problem; then, finally, he moves to his preferred position of moderate liberalism and fights for it without being effectively tarred as an ideologue or a divider. This kind of strategy takes time. And it means there are long stretches when Obama seems incapable of defending himself, or willing to let others to define him, or simply weak. I remember those stretches during the campaign against Hillary Clinton. I also remember whose strategy won out in the end.

And…

This is where the left is truly deluded. By misunderstanding Obama’s strategy and temperament and persistence, by grandstanding on one issue after another, by projecting unrealistic fantasies onto a candidate who never pledged a liberal revolution, they have failed to notice that from the very beginning, Obama was playing a long game. He did this with his own party over health-care reform. He has done it with the Republicans over the debt. He has done it with the Israeli government over stopping the settlements on the West Bank—and with the Iranian regime, by not playing into their hands during the Green Revolution, even as they gunned innocents down in the streets. Nothing in his first term—including the complicated multiyear rollout of universal health care—can be understood if you do not realize that Obama was always planning for eight years, not four. And if he is reelected, he will have won a battle more important than 2008: for it will be a mandate for an eight-year shift away from the excesses of inequality, overreach abroad, and reckless deficit spending of the last three decades. It will recapitalize him to entrench what he has done already and make it irreversible.

Even his conservative-leaning spending cuts, which I have loudly opposed here, will allow future spending on liberal goals, according to the president himself, like infrastructure and continued advancement of green energy.

If I sound biased, that’s because I am. Biased toward the actual record, not the spin; biased toward a president who has conducted himself with grace and calm under incredible pressure, who has had to manage crises not seen since the Second World War and the Depression, and who as yet has not had a single significant scandal to his name.

Of course Sullivan continues to repeat the myth that the NDAA authorizes indefinite detention of U.S. citizens when, in fact, it simply does not ban it. There’s a difference, and, as I’ve written before, if we want an explicit ban on indefinite detention of citizens, as I do, contact your member of Congress or make a rational case for such a ban to the White House. I assure you, a liberal president will listen to a reasonable argument from liberals (on the other hand, a paleoconservative who’s locked into a fictitious ideology, like Ron Paul, will not). The president has done so before, and he will act. Steve Benen, for example, wrote a measured and rational memorandum to the White House during the healthcare reform debate and some of Benen’s strategic advice was adopted by the administration. Often overlooked, the White House website has a petition system and they’ve acted according to the results. SOPA was abandoned as part of this process.

We can convince him to do some of the things we want by taking a long-view approach as well. Convince your neighbors door-to-door, lobby your member of Congress and write to the president (on your blog, on your Facebook, or start a petition). Make him do it in a way that doesn’t sound like the ravings of a screeching contrarian.

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Another Skeleton in the Bain Closet

Establishment Republicans have categorized attacks on Romney’s Bain history as an attack on free-markets and capitalism itself. The obvious retort is that this is not the kind of capitalism we approve of as a society, however according to Fortune editor William Cohan, Romney’s Bain didn’t exactly put the “free” in “free market” either.

Under the devastating headline, “When Romney ran Bain Capital, his word was not his bond,” Fortune editor William D. Cohan writes that “there is another version of the Bain way that I experienced personally during my 17 years as a deal-adviser on Wall Street: Seemingly alone among private-equity firms, Romney’s Bain Capital was a master at bait-and-switching Wall Street bankers to get its hands on the companies that provided the raw material for its financial alchemy.” [...]

“Bain would seek to be the highest bidder at the end of the formal process in order to be the firm selected to negotiate alone with the seller, putting itself in the exclusive, competition-free zone.” he explains. “Then, when all other competitors had been essentially vanquished and the purchase contract was under negotiation, Bain would suddenly begin finding all sorts of warts, bruises and faults with the company being sold. Soon enough, that near-final Bain bid — the one that got the firm into its exclusive negotiating position — would begin to fall, often significantly.”

In other words — Bain would flex its bidding muscles to out-bid the competition until there was no competition remaining, and after the competition had all fled the scene, Bain would begin undercutting their own high bids to acquire the target for a much lower price. This process effectively robs the original owners of the opportunity to receive a maximum bid for their property.

Eliminating the competition through nefarious means doesn’t seem very free-market-y to me.

Or as Paul Krugman said “Would you buy a used company — or a used ideology — from this guy?” Personally I wouldn’t even buy a used car from him.

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Super Stupid

Brit Hume says, “I just don’t think it’s despicable,” that Marines urinated on the dead bodies of Taliban soldiers. Evidently Brit doesn’t think it’s despicable when a group of thoughtless jagoffs hand the enemy a bottomless cup of propaganda urging terrorists to kill more American soldiers and civilians.

Brit is regarded as the “smart one” at FNC.

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Romney’s Awfulness is a Gold Mine

The president’s re-election team must be salivating over the prospect of a super-rich spazz with a glass jaw.

There’s still enough material in one or two of those [Bain] stories to make for some wrenching ads that are bound to pack more emotional wallop. And they’ll resonate more because of who Romney is and how he comes across—his gaudy net worth, his difficulty connecting with people, all of that. In some ways, the most damning thing in that documentary is that he tore down a $12 million beach house in La Jolla because it was inadequate to his needs.

I repeat: Mitt Romney is among the .001% wealthiest people in America. He’s in the 1% of the 1%. In other words, there’s a 99% among the 1% and Mitt’s too rich to be a part of that 99%.

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Jon Huntsman is Out

And he’s made an endorsement.

“The governor and his family, at this point in the race, decided it was time for Republicans to rally around a candidate who could beat Barack Obama and turn around the economy,” Huntsman adviser Matt David said in a statement. “That candidate is Gov. Mitt Romney.”

ThinkProgress notes that Huntsman once said Romney was “unelectable.”

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Morning Awesome

U2 – “MLK”
Live from Dortmund, 1984

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The Color of Welfare


Artist – Jen Sorensen

In other news, Super PACs are outspending actual candidates in South Carolina by a margin of 2 to 1. Silly season is about to become even more silly.

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We’d Only Be Punishing Ourselves

In a repeat of 2000, Michael Moore is taking the wrong approach:

MICHAEL MOORE: “They’re so desperate to be elected, that [it] is more powerful than the money than they’re getting from these corporations is your vote. They can’t win without your vote — and don’t let the Democrats and Barack Obama play that card of ‘Well, where else are you going to go?’ You know? They do not want to do that. They really don’t want to do that because hey saw what happened in 2000. There’s just enough pissed off people that will actually go somewhere else and can cause a huge ruckus as a result of that. So, they do not have to go back very far to think of an example of what happens when you punk on those who have less. Don’t do that, President Obama and the Democratic party. Stand up now.

Threatening the president and the Democrats with a vote for a third party — or worse, staying at home — is misdirected. If we pulled another stunt like 2000 and President Obama lost to Mitt Romney, we’d all be hurt by that outcome as the Romney administration would roll back everything.

No more healthcare reform, an all-out invasion of Iran, no more infrastructure spending, DADT reinstated — all of it. This Moore threat is meaningless (paraphrased): “If you keep pissing us off, Obama, you won’t win! Oooga-booga!” See, it’s not about whether Candidate X “wins,” it’s about what they’ll do when they win. By many accounts, a second term President Obama will move leftward. He won’t have to worry about re-election, and this terrifies the Republicans and far-right conservatives. On the other hand, how do you think Mitt Romney will govern?

In 2000, Ralph Nader received 2,883,105 votes nationwide out of around 102 million. Significant for a third party, but not a threat to Bush and Gore. But in Florida? 97,488 votes for Nader. If Nader hadn’t run such a strong campaign with so much support from a disillusioned left-wing and its voices like Michael Moore, Al Gore might have won Florida and history would have been almost completely different. (It’s worth noting that Moore’s “all parties are the same” mantra disappeared by 2004 when he and Bill Maher begged Nader to not run again on national television. It was a televised display of regret for the exact point of view Moore is inexplicably re-discovering now.)

I know you might be angry that President Obama hasn’t done exactly everything you personally wanted (yet). But take a look at the wide view — the historical view, and decide whether a protest vote will help your causes, and, more importantly, who a protest vote will really hurt. Personally, I will never again make the same mistake I made in 2000 with my empty, idiotic vote for Nader. I wasn’t seeing the big picture and I was blinded by people who told me that the parties and their candidates are the same. They’re not — by a long shot — as evidenced by what we know now with historical perspective.

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More Privatization in Rick Scott’s Florida

At the behest of Florida Governor Rick Scott, the Republican-controlled state legislature will soon be considering a bill to mandate the privatization of all correctional facilities in 18 counties even though their last attempt to do so was ruled unconstitutional.

The Florida Senate Rules Committee has proposed a bill that would require the state’s Department of Corrections to privatize all prisons and other correctional facilities in 18 counties, according to the News Service of Florida.

The state legislature passed nearly the same measure last year, but the law was ruled unconstitutional in court because it didn’t go through the committee process, violating the Florida Constitution.

The second largest private prison company in the world, GEO Group, has donated $822,000 to political campaigns in Florida, according to the nonpartisan National Institute on Money in Politics. The company also spent $25,000 for Florida Gov. Rick Scott’s (R) inauguration party.

This has nothing to do with saving the state or the taxpayer money and everything to do with further enriching the already rich.

Privatizing prisons does nothing to lower costs because of corporate overhead, and incarceration rates increase in the presence of private prisons because there is a financial incentive to fill them up. Anyone who has been in a private prison, known someone locked up in one, or worked at one can tell you that.

This would also mean replacing the employees at each correctional facility in each of the 18 counties with cheaper, non-union, unsympathetic zombies.

Rick Scott’s secret plan to personally deliver Florida to President Obama in November is going well.

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Mitt The Ripper

Having John Lithgow, who has convincingly played the roll of a serial killer, narrate this ad was a stroke of genius.


We’ve reached the pinnacle of satire.

This ad has the added bonus of being true, however it also reveals just how ridiculous the Citizens United ruling is. This super PAC ad was not produced by Stephen Colbert. It was produced by Jon Stewart in support of Stephen Colbert and against Mitt Romney.

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Another Republican Threatens President’s Life

Mike O’Neal, the Republican Speaker of the Kansas House of Representatives sent the following email to his caucus about President Obama quoting Psalm 109 — a “prayer for the death of a leader”:

Let his days be few; and let another take his office

May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow.

May his children be wandering beggars; may they be driven from their ruined homes.

May a creditor seize all he has; may strangers plunder the fruits of his labor.

May no one extend kindness to him or take pity on his fatherless children.

I trust the Secret Service is investigating. Remember when the Republicans used to gripe about how it was unpatriotic to undermine the commander-in-chief while troops were at war? I wonder where threatening the life of the president falls in that equation.

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Morning Awesome

Cheap Trick – “Surrender”

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MLK Dream Update


Artist – Pat Bagley

In other news, the evangelical Family Research Council officially endorsed Rick Santorum as their preferred alternative to Mitt Romney today.

The mormon Mitt Romney may go on to become the nominee, but I remain unconvinced the evangelical base will show up next November to vote for him.

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Another Tip from the Crazy Caucus

Rep. Allen West (R-Crazy Caucus) has something to say about critics of the Marines who pissed on the corpses of Taliban soldiers.

“As for everyone else, unless you have been shot at by the Taliban, shut your mouth, war is hell.”

These idiots gave the Taliban a free and valuable propaganda tool for activating other extremists to kill people, including Americans. And Allen West is defending them. Good job.

Also, we should be forever diligent about calling out members of Congress who tell us to “shut our mouths.” There’s a constitutional amendment that allows us to not shut our mouths, and it specifically prevents wackaloons like Allen West from making us do so.

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Jackass Quote of the Day

“The irony is [Obama] is campaigning on the basis that he is a success as a foreign policy president. This is amazing. Navy Seal Team Six killed Osama bin Laden That is his definition of success. In 1969, when Americans landed on the moon, it is like Richard Nixon taking credit for that. It happened to occur during his presidency.” -John Bolton speaking on behalf of Mitt Romney

Except President Obama ordered the operation to find him and ordered the operation to capture or kill him, and it never would have happened without his orders.

Furthermore, the consequences had the operation gone badly would have been devastating to his presidency. It took a lot of courage to give the order.

Did he personally storm the castle? No. Did George Bush personally fly a sortie over Iraq before landing in a flight-suit to declare Mission Accomplished? No, at least not the first part.

There are few douches in the world bigger than John Bolton.

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