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Joe Paterno dies as the greatest example of the "You fuck one goat" joke.
 
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Shit, forgot the link for that last one:
 
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Romney's Mormonism is the main reason he lost so badly in SC, pure and simple.
 
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And let's all be grateful that we'll have Newt Gingrich to kick around for a while.
 
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My advice to all: let's go out, have a nice (if icy) evening, and not watch the parade of people saying how great Newt is.
 
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Oh, well, fuck me. Looks like my big and bold pronouncement on live-tweeting the SC primary was a waste of time.
 
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By the way, I won't be live-tweeting anything tonight on the GOP primary because fuck all of them.
 
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One more Etta James note: For many of us of a certain age, Northern Exposure introduced us to her music:
 
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Don't give Gingrich credit, MSM: He only released 1 year of tax returns. Romney's being asked to release 12, like his dad.
 
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What's awesome about the SOPA withdrawal: NewsCorp, Viacom, and others got their asses kicked by new media.
 
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First person to make an Etta James death/ "At Last" joke gets a punch in the face:
 
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Moments in the Life of Newt Gingrich from the 1990s:
 
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Steve Silberman
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@ Between them, Gingrich and Limbaugh have had 7 marriages. And they want to abolish my one.
 
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Sandi Behrns
Excuse me, but if you didn't whine about the lost jobs when Walker, Scott, Christie killed rail projects -- STFU about Keystone "jobs"
 
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Let me be a good capitalist and remind you to pre-order the 2012 edition of The Rude Pundit's Almanack.
 
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Gotta tell ya, all things being equal, Santorum won tonight. I mean, fuck that guy, totally, but he still won the debate.
 
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And it's over. Right now, John King is getting ready to head to a bar to drink away the image of the jowly Newt...
 
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Rick Santorum: This is my last time on the stage, so I'm going to stretch this out as long as possible and say...
 
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Romney: We are one hopeless bunch of motherfuckers in this country. God, we're so despicable. And I want to be your leader.
 
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Newt Gingrich: "President Obama is the most dangerous president ever." And "Saul Alinsky radical," which means...