People opposed to same sex marriages tend to be stuck in lame sex marriages. #legalizegaymarriage

In 8 days I've gone Portland-Orlando-NYC-Minneapolis-NYC-Chicago. I live in so many airports my blood type is Sbarro's.

Paula Deen is like a heroin dealer who gets you so addicted she decides to do the right thing & sell you methadone.

Paula Deen loves y'all so much for buying all that sickening food she's peddled that now she's gonna sell you the cure!

Just announced :@SexyLiberal Minneapolis 5/14 with special guest Aisha Tyler! ticketmaster.com/event/06004712…

The collapse of Newt Gingrich is like the mathematical conclusion of a hideous Fractal.

"Sir, I'm afraid I must ask you to see if your bag fits in the sizer" sure sounds funnier in a German Accent.

Somewhere MLK is getting tired of how we only play his greatest hits.

Dr. King had a dream, and for 3 hrs M-F Rush Limbaugh has a Kampf.

"A nation that continues -to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom." MLK

I have a dream! Happy Birthday Martin Luther King. Climax of Dr. King’s speech @ the March on Washington, 1963 bit.ly/xrEmjp

@ElderDbruce @KarlFrisch reminding people of MLK's actual anti-war & pro-labor efforts does not 'overshadow' his civil rights effort.

I'm 100% committed to MLK's principles of non-violence; with a few exceptions that involve men wearing ascots.

The Revoltingly Fake Christians of Westboro Baptist Church: - bit.ly/ia3toE

10 Awesome Things MLK Said That You Won't Hear This Weekend bit.ly/fs4x9o

The only thing Newt Gingrich has in common w/ MLK is that right-wing white guys made the Civil Rights movement necessary.

Dr King & Muhammad Ali - Happy MLK Day - twitter.com/JohnFugelsang/…

I have a dream that people remember how MLK was anti-war & fought for labor rights as much as for civil rights.

If I ever got to host the Golden Globes I would never make fun of Scientology. And neither would my beard wife.

If you're gonna boycott MLK day because of his 'socialist' & anti-war views then you'd best boycott Christmas, too.